from 1 human to another please just tell me man, please fricking tell me, you won't even remember this thread by tomorrow, please man I just want 1 moment of real connection here, you're a human being im reaching out to, please tell me, I have a 12 hour shift in a few hours I need to sleep but I don't want to miss the answer, are you still there? Ill wait until this thread archives, if you're reading this, I'm putting everything in your hands, I just want to know man
This is just one of the most blatant type of trolling infecting hypershort videos on tiktok, along with >wait to see this *girl pointing fingers to any random side* (nothing happens) >*girl staring at camera* wait till the end! (nothing happens) >You have to be a god to stop the video 😉 *girl flashes a bikini pic for 1 frame at the end* >Oops 😉 *girl manually flashes panty with the camera at the end* >3...2...1... (nothing happens) >"I couldn't solve it ;(" (simple math problem on screen) >>You have to be a god to stop the video 😉 (nothing happens variant) >"Mindblown!!!" (nothing happens)
And a million other shit that makes you stare at the girl for more than 5 seconds
It warms my heart a bit that you don't know this shit
I know it because I rip thousands of videos a month for a site
>WAIT STOP SCROLLING
type shit is on Instagram too, but 99% of those don't lead back to ethots, and are ads for fake dating apps and games where dogs die to bees (with real sounds of dog death)
>tiktok >thinin_bex >Imagine how good your life would be if you had a Twenty Nix nurning annintant by your nide, now replace the n with n
I don't get it
Alright, I'll spoonfeed:
What do you sound like when you say "nurning annintant"? Say it out loud if you have to.
What kinds of people get nursing assistants?
There you go.
>tiktok >thinin_bex >Imagine how good your life would be if you had a Twenty Nix nurning annintant by your nide, now replace the n with n
I don't get it
These degenerate woke gays are incapable of understanding that the girl was in the middle of a confused state, slowly realizing that the young man is indeed the beast she fell in love with, transformed and freed. But no, it’s bestiality. Disgusting furry scum.
A huge contingent of women fantasise about taming dangerous beasts with their magical pussies. That's why they ride horses, buy pitbulls, and date drug dealers/urban gentlemen.
It's the flip side of guys thinking they can fix the yandere/monster girl with a good dicking.
The worst part is every 3D girl who acts either way is putting it on, as soon as they get someone they fancy's interest they revert to the same generic programming every hole runs on.
The beast changing back into a Prince is a metaphor. The movie is about an arranged marriage and the bride being scared of extreme masculinity of her husband, which she sees as a beast. But eventually she bonds with him enough and uses her feminine charm to see his gentler side. She turns from a war-bride, the concubine of a warlord into his beloved wife.
The physical transformation should not be taken literally.
She is confused as to weather the man infront of her is the beast, thats why she makes that face. When she feels his hair and looks into his eyes she sees that the man is her beloved beast and she rejoices. These b***hes didn’t even watch the movie.
Your Mother drank.
bros, women CRAVE the beast. Be the beast she strives to control. Be unstoppable in life. This is an important Disney lesson of old.
So it really is satanic propaganda.
she got the ick
bro morphed back into a human being
bro really went mask off and changed from beast into man
bro really thought he could just turn himself like that
What?
Women are insane, primitive creatures.
you know what they say..
>nurning annintant
????
answer the question first
so good > no good
she's still moronic though
Oooooooooh. Even if I got it I wouldn't have laughed externally. That's a head chuckler at best.
not really. Women just aren't funny chud
>says something based
>calls them a chud
This post-irony thing has gone too far
>26yo nurning annintant by your nide
marge? what does this even mean?
if you had a stroke you would pronounce nursing assistant as nurning annintant.
Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nurning annintant by your nide?
I don't get it
Imagine not knowing
I could nevery4k4
from 1 human to another please just tell me man, please fricking tell me, you won't even remember this thread by tomorrow, please man I just want 1 moment of real connection here, you're a human being im reaching out to, please tell me, I have a 12 hour shift in a few hours I need to sleep but I don't want to miss the answer, are you still there? Ill wait until this thread archives, if you're reading this, I'm putting everything in your hands, I just want to know man
I don't think there's an answer, it's like bond burger.
alright I'll believe that, though I still bond burger actually had a proper line in some way, I don't know, good night
It's "pierced your buns" or something like that
Holy shit I never knew there was a real answer
There is no real answer devised by the creator of the image but pierced the buns of your sister became the unofficial canon answer.
Silently (or secretly) pounded.
Silent and secret spy
Quarter Pounder.
Sixth bond number nine at in n out
"I double quarter pounded"
>bond burger
SECRETLY POUND
This is just one of the most blatant type of trolling infecting hypershort videos on tiktok, along with
>wait to see this *girl pointing fingers to any random side* (nothing happens)
>*girl staring at camera* wait till the end! (nothing happens)
>You have to be a god to stop the video 😉 *girl flashes a bikini pic for 1 frame at the end*
>Oops 😉 *girl manually flashes panty with the camera at the end*
>3...2...1... (nothing happens)
>"I couldn't solve it ;(" (simple math problem on screen)
>>You have to be a god to stop the video 😉 (nothing happens variant)
>"Mindblown!!!" (nothing happens)
And a million other shit that makes you stare at the girl for more than 5 seconds
It warms my heart a bit that you don't know this shit
I know it because I rip thousands of videos a month for a site
>WAIT STOP SCROLLING
type shit is on Instagram too, but 99% of those don't lead back to ethots, and are ads for fake dating apps and games where dogs die to bees (with real sounds of dog death)
Nurn's a lake in Mordor. She wants an annintant to accompany her at Nurn?
>Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nurning annintant by your nide, now replace N with N
Classic bait, haven't seen this style in years.
It's a zoomer meme.
Wrong, newfriend
>Women can't be funny
Ah right, it'd be nuper nhitty.
NEXOOOOO
underrated
by your nide?
imagine being so bond you look at your sister and see burgers
>Last night I pierced and put my meat between the buns of your sister
I get it. I GET IT! I FINALLY GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOND BURGERED
007 (as an erroneous reference to "6")
and a cheeseburger
(a #9 on the McDonalds menu in 2005
this is one of the best examples of life imitating art that i've seen come to fruition in my lifetime
Last night I secretly pounded your sister. (james bond, quarter pounder)
But I prefer bond burger..
nneed?
Girls are so fricking stupid.
>now replace Chuck with Sneed
I get it.
>The pain in his eyes
You guys all missed it.
>@thisis_bex
thinin_bex
thin in bex
problem is, I'm pretty thick.
I'm pretty sure it's "surnisg annintant by your nide"
It took me WAYYY too long to figure this one out. Would have been kino TikTok post if she didn't word it so fricking bad
Let's hear it Einstein
It's critical you tell me what it means.
Alright, I'll spoonfeed:
What do you sound like when you say "nurning annintant"? Say it out loud if you have to.
What kinds of people get nursing assistants?
There you go.
>What kinds of people get nursing assistants?
I don't know.
Anyone with 40 dollars of coke.
>tiktok
>thinin_bex
>Imagine how good your life would be if you had a Twenty Nix nurning annintant by your nide, now replace the n with n
I don't get it
By my Nide?
I really hate siggers
Imagise how good your life would be if you had a 26yo surnisg annintast by your nide, sow replace N with S
Daydream how bad your existance would be if you had a 62yo doctor assistant by your back, now change $ with €
social media app post have degraded to getting you to expend any amount of energy in engaging with their drivel.
If you interacted in anyway with it beside hiding/blocking it they got what they wanted.
I read it it my head with moronic Ted's voice and I can't stop laughing my abs are camping
when women are privy to select knowledge
She wanted that Big Beast wiener
xitter has collective autism, try not to think about it too much
She wanted to get that knot.
These degenerate woke gays are incapable of understanding that the girl was in the middle of a confused state, slowly realizing that the young man is indeed the beast she fell in love with, transformed and freed. But no, it’s bestiality. Disgusting furry scum.
why are women so knotty ?
A huge contingent of women fantasise about taming dangerous beasts with their magical pussies. That's why they ride horses, buy pitbulls, and date drug dealers/urban gentlemen.
It's the flip side of guys thinking they can fix the yandere/monster girl with a good dicking.
>tfw only attracted to yandere or tsundere but neither have appeared in my life for 2 years now
The worst part is every 3D girl who acts either way is putting it on, as soon as they get someone they fancy's interest they revert to the same generic programming every hole runs on.
Here, this video will explain it to you.
They fantasize about being taken and raped by monsters
understandable
The beast changing back into a Prince is a metaphor. The movie is about an arranged marriage and the bride being scared of extreme masculinity of her husband, which she sees as a beast. But eventually she bonds with him enough and uses her feminine charm to see his gentler side. She turns from a war-bride, the concubine of a warlord into his beloved wife.
The physical transformation should not be taken literally.
And the candlestick holder turning into a foppish French tickler is a metaphor for what?
furry propaganda
She wanted to be knotted
I feel like it would be better with just the first half
Women like bestiality.
She thought he would be Black
How many fricking filters did you use on this dumb asiatic?
>personally... not fooling me or anyone
Oh my fricking GOD I hate women
>actual beast
>tall
>violent
>unpredictable
She thought he was black.
no nigerian oil prince for you!
She is confused as to weather the man infront of her is the beast, thats why she makes that face. When she feels his hair and looks into his eyes she sees that the man is her beloved beast and she rejoices. These b***hes didn’t even watch the movie.
They are referring to Emma's movie not the original
yjk
young girls like pretty boys and the prince is too angular and rugged looking, it's really thats simple
She knew Gaston was better.
She definitely wanted to set down with him but he was womanizer.
Beast is black-coded due to Michael Dorn's based voice, the prince is not. It's that simple.