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I don’t get it

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God sent a renegade angel.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ooh, nice

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a reference to Xavier: Renegade Angel.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to let carpe diem turn into not carve-a-dime for the pharmacocetacean industrY
    [bleeper flatines]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >girl starts beating the shit out of Xavier for killing her gam-gam with his babbling
      >"Take that! Taste the pain!"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You snoze, you lows

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not an angel. And lot of people confuse angels with thrones because of Spongebob
    Your picture looks like a Virtue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Xavier, from the show Xavier Renegade Angel
      Certainly not a throne

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well no, he's clearly a cherubim.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Xavier really knows about his exact classification

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Because of SpongeBob
      What?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In addition to being shit designs these don't even correlate that well to traditional descriptions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up b***h kaneko's angels are peak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The whole orders of angels thing comes from Christian fanfics. You might as well use the Divine Comedy as your source.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Xavier's a renegade angel. He goes by his own rules.
      He's a survivor; they're a dying breed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you talking about? That shit is literally just shin megami tensei

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Thats not an angel.
      Yes it is, they are ALL malachim you moron
      You'll never understand christendom if you only ever speak english words

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These hierarchies are always wonky.
      israeli Archangels are basically the leaders of each hierarchial group(and thus above them all), and the order of the groups shift depending on what writer you go with- some of which putting the malakim(the same regular angel that is the lowest in that image) the highest of all the orders.
      Even in the christian sense, you see Archangels be considered any of the other categories(Michael is sometimes considered a Seraph).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These hierarchies are always wonky.
      israeli Archangels are basically the leaders of each hierarchial group(and thus above them all), and the order of the groups shift depending on what writer you go with- some of which putting the malakim(the same regular angel that is the lowest in that image) the highest of all the orders.
      Even in the christian sense, you see Archangels be considered any of the other categories(Michael is sometimes considered a Seraph).

      Seraphim do have an interesting potential origin though.
      Likewise, the cherubim are quite likely descendants of the shedu/lamassu and sphinxes

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Xavier has been compromised

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She asked for an angel, but she got a freak. She must've prayed to the universal consciousness of life instead of the Christian God.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We don’t cotton to freaks around these parts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Christian God.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like an X:RA video game world be great, where you have to help people but the game is designed where no matter how hard you genuenly try there's no way to beat the missions, you just make things constantly worse

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its one of those "had to be there" kind of web comics. Xavier: Renegade Angel is a glorious series from the early 2000s that aired late on Adult Swim. Its just a fun janky cgi mess of a show.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting rediscovered by zoomers vis instagram and tiktok

  11. 1 year ago
    Indonesian Gentleman

    You slumber, a cucumber

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm 6 nipples

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This must look really weird to people who don't know Xavier

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lemme answer your prayers with a question! Exactly what kind of angel would God SEND to END this old wive's tale?
    >Of course, the Angel of Death!
    >Don't worry kid. I won't let that psychopompous jerk put grandma in the grandmausoleum. It's time the grim reaper reaped the grim consequences of his griminal actions. Time to put Death on Death Row.
    >Better get a refund on that funeral plan, kid. Because I'm about to commit...NECROCIDE (cide) (cide)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A+

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but Xavier is not an angel

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