I don't get it.

I don't get it.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks boring as frick

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn’t get it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it would be some cool ancient buried cosmic creature feature.
    It was instead a needlessly drawn out student film

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It got off to a promising start, and I liked all the tulpa talk, but the rest left me kind of 'meh'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked most of it but the end made no sense.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 first half but turns into a generic horror flick by the second

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It got off to a promising start
      >the rest left me kind of 'meh'.
      That's Lovecraft for you.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SF is a shit hole.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    (formerly full)

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they cut out the silly beer bottle stuff it would have been great.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this film in theaters, pretty good for what it is but the biggest flaw was the design of the "monster" in the later parts. Looked like a guy who taped strips of garbage bags to himself. After the 10/10 skeleton design at the start it was pretty lackluster to see.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It makes more sense when you realize it's like 4 short films stretched into one feature

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got it, but it just left me with more questions.
    Like, who the frick was this guy?
    How did the reality bending, god-like entity ever got trapped in a dead civilization on the Himalayas?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt trapped per say it's ethereal, it only managed to possess paul because he was a match though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        also it isnt reality bending itself reality is revealed to be maleable in the film thats how the cult makes the tulpa protag, the entity is compared to Nyarlathotep and it just has greater control than people do because it's an eldritch abomination etc etc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it wasnt trapped per say
        But it kinda was. It was isolated and far off if it wasn't a bunch of tourists bringing it back

        also it isnt reality bending itself reality is revealed to be maleable in the film thats how the cult makes the tulpa protag, the entity is compared to Nyarlathotep and it just has greater control than people do because it's an eldritch abomination etc etc

        Yeah, I didn't quite get why did the cult want the Empty Man as a God when they were perfectly able to bend reality by themselves

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>But it kinda was. It was isolated and far off if it wasn't a bunch of tourists bringing it back
          my impression was the skeleton was just a receiver like paul the empty man exists elsewhere
          >Yeah, I didn't quite get why did the cult want the Empty Man as a God when they were perfectly able to bend reality by themselves
          i think making tulpas is a pretty minor feat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't the tulpas thing basically just /x/ kids messing around until it actually started working or something?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no the tulpas were long term experiments the scientology cult was engaged in for the purpose of making a new paul, when lasombra goes to the camp he finds the old experiment videos. the /x/ grill was just the successful one within the cult.

              >my impression was the skeleton was just a receiver like paul the empty man exists elsewhere
              But it needed an avatar or whatever to manifest himself. So like, how did it end up isolated?
              >i think making tulpas is a pretty minor feat
              They were moving stars and shit too

              >They were moving stars and shit too
              you mean during the bonfire?
              >But it needed an avatar or whatever to manifest himself. So like, how did it end up isolated?
              who knows? tibets or bhutans whatever had him infest the spooky skele tulpa and then couldnt find a new reciever so he just chilled

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you mean during the bonfire?
                Yes.
                >who knows?
                Well, that's sorta why I think it's weird when you think about it
                I had the same problem with Nyarlathotep. If he's walking around for millennia, bringing madness and chaos whenever he crawls, drawing legions to his aura of insanity, why does he stop?
                Like, why didn't the world end the first time he did it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didnt think they moved stars or whatever I just got the impression they were on the cusp of reality bending during the bonfire and that was the point of the ritual to get them closer to the tulpa type shit.
                >Like, why didn't the world end the first time he did it?
                Nyar from what little I've read is more toying with man than trying to bring doom. empty's motivation isnt clear but I think it's similar.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                in lovecraft's world, there are tons of malign entities constantly getting in each others' ways as well as some people seemingly being able to counter them. the army cleans up innsmouth, for example. the dunwitch horror is stopped by some librarians and a dog.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And then Cthulhu was rammed with a boat and knocked on his ass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the main thing his stories have in common is the feeling of inevitability. you boatslammed cthulu back into bed this time, but only because the stars were wrong; he woke up too early, and really just wanted to go back to sleep anyway. but when he wakes for real, you're fricked.
                the dunwitch horror was the same, if they'd been able to open the portal, the world was doomed. they just happened to be stopped right before they were able to.

                reminds me of capeshit, in a way. there's always some world-ending threat that just barely gets defeated by the heroes right before their plan completes. and then there's another one next time. how many times can the world need to be saved?
                but where capeshit takes a positive "we can always save the world!" sort of spin on it, lovecraft takes a very negative "one of these days... we're fricked" spin instead, where the protagonists never really "win" so much as they survive by sheer, dumb luck

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the army cleans up innsmouth, for example
                wasnt that in fanfic. I have a compilation book I'm sure I read that story. it also has one where one of the fish mongs is a mermaid bawd to some detective gumshoe as offbrand as that is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay, it's been decades since I read it, but I'm 99% sure the army cleans it up after the protagonist escapes. but then the twist is that the protagonist was also a fishman by lineage and then he starts ranting about how fishman victory is inevitable etc.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wiki just says he notifies the government not that anything happens. I'm sure it's a separate story I remember, they fire bomb the tunnels to kill the shoggoths (also there was something about a nearby university getting tunneled into iirc)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>The climax of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" features a massive raid on the seaside town by FBI agents and Federal troops. The attack includes a naval component, including a submarine that fires multiple torpedoes at the Deep One city off the coast.

                >...After returning home to Toledo, the narrator begins researching his family tree and discovers that he is a descendant of Marsh through his second wife Pth’thya-l’yi, and begins to gradually transform into a Deep One.
                >He begins having dreams of his grandmother and Pth'thya-l'yi in Y'ha-nthlei, which was damaged but not destroyed by the submarine attack.
                Y'ha-nthlei being the deep one city around Innsmouth, I'm pretty sure.
                >They explain that the Deep Ones will remain underwater for the time being but will eventually return to invade the surface world "for the tribute Great Cthulhu craved."
                >After briefly glimpsing a shoggoth in one of his dreams, the narrator awakens to find that he has fully acquired the "Innsmouth look." He wants to kill himself and purchases an "automatic" (an antiquated term for a semi-automatic pistol) but cannot go through with it.
                >As the narrator concludes his story, he suffers a mental breakdown and embraces his fate. He decides to break out his cousin, who is even further transformed than he, from a sanatorium in Canton and take him to live in Y'ha-nthlei.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh I forgot that part completely, the sub kinda rings a bell

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my impression was the skeleton was just a receiver like paul the empty man exists elsewhere
            But it needed an avatar or whatever to manifest himself. So like, how did it end up isolated?
            >i think making tulpas is a pretty minor feat
            They were moving stars and shit too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the impression that the entity had some resonance and it was a coincidence, possibly inevitable I don't know. This movie is just one of those movies you'd only like if you're a person who likes overthinking about movies after you watch them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did the reality bending, god-like entity ever got trapped in a dead civilization on the Himalayas?
      How would it be able to spread?

      Imagine, some Black folk show at your place from out-of-town. One of them whispers something into your buddy's ear and he does psycho instantly and starts murdering people. What do you do?
      In a modern setting you go "oh well, not my problem, police will deal with this", and then the police show up and apprehend the guy and he whispers into their ear as well and now the police are under his control.
      But in a pre-modern setting you go "wow, those guys are fricking demons" and just murder them.

      Only in the cucked moron clown world of modern NIMBY society does this dumb enemy pose a threat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the plot of Cure I think but it's a type of hypnotism? Great movie way better than this shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was the last "host" of the empty man
      >How did the reality bending, god-like entity ever got trapped in a dead civilization on the Himalayas?
      i dont think he can get trapped, he was just waiting for the next host there
      the eldricht abomination doesnt give a frick about timescale probably, it subtly influences reality so the next host will always come by
      it was only the cult that wanted to change the process and find host faster

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite horror film of all time. If you didnt like it you got FILTERED.
    >hurr fricking durf da durr why wasnt it just a candyman ripoff me wan watch jordan peele instead

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The leader of the Pontifex cult's philosophy is self-refuting nonsense.
    >There is no truth. There is no right or wrong.
    Oh really? Then your own statement isn't true, moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just turn your brain off bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just turn your brain off bro

      He is literally spelling out the ideology of globohomosexual in this movie.
      >there is no truth
      >there are no distinctions of boundaries
      >we must blend everything together into a formless "one"
      It is literally Luciferianism.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a worm though time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. We stand around while you dream. You can almost hear our words but you forget. This happens more and more now. You gave us the permission in your regulations. We wait in the stains. The word that describes this is redacted. Repeat the word. The name of the sound. It resonates in your house. After the song, time for applause. We build you till nothing remains. The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you. You are home. You remind us of home. You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you. All hair must be eaten. Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away. After the song, time for applause. This cliché is death out of time, breaking the first the second the third the fourth wall, fifth wall, floor; no floor: you fall! How do you say “insane”? Hurts to be happy. An ear worm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: “baby baby baby yeah”. Just plastic. So, safe and nothing to worry about. Ha ha, funny. The last egg breaks now. The hole in your room is a hole in you. You came and we let you in through the hole in you. You have always been here, the only child. A copy of a copy of a copy. Orange peel. The picture is you holding the picture. When you hear this you will know you’re in new you. You want to listen. You want to dream. You want to smile. You want to hurt. You don’t want to be.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a chick in this movie that has the pencil haircut

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was kind of torn, like in my mind I kept thinking man she would be cute without that moronic haircut but I think without the haircut she would look pretty plain and not actually cute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure she was in that show Mare of Easttown and showed her breasts in it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was angorie rice

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait Angourie Rice shows her breasts on that show? I should've watched it

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People have been saying this kind of nonsense for thousands of years. The Sophists tried to make the same kind of argument to Aristotle and he refuted them.
    If logic and truth aren't real, then your own argument refutes itself. The very act of making an argument presupposes logic and truth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      truth is dependent upon epistemology logic is dependent upon presupposed universal axioms. the movie is declaring new metaphysics not espousing solipsism

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies never learn.
    If you claim there is no distinction between right and wrong, then you have no grounds to argue against a person who says that you're wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have been saying this kind of nonsense for thousands of years. The Sophists tried to make the same kind of argument to Aristotle and he refuted them.
      If logic and truth aren't real, then your own argument refutes itself. The very act of making an argument presupposes logic and truth.

      That's actually an interesting concept.
      If reality is malleable, then someone saying
      >no it isn't
      Should make it non malleable. Even in metaphysics it's a self defeating concept

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just blew my mind bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think therefore you are
          >Lmao, no frick you gay
          That's all Sam Neill had to do

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            wasnt that the plot of in the mouth of madness

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, yeah but Neil failed to impose his own solid reality over Cane's mutable one
              Had his will beem stronger he'd be like Doctor 13, whose unfaltering skepticism in anything mystical makes it so all the mystical, fantastic and outlandish things in the DC universe stop working

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you for reminding me this exists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no need to swear.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend whole movie just waiting for there to be some explanation why the main girl had that haircut
    >it ends without explaining it

    shit film 2/10

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