Yeah I've been following since 2015 but these days I put videos off for weeks
Don't hit like they used to
>Got myself a pass so I can see movies for free >Now go to see ~5 a month or so, basically everything that looks even vaguely good >My internet friends have totally stopped going to the theater >Out of the 29 new movies I saw at the cinema this year, they've reviewed 5
Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe. Best channel on youtube.
I subscribe to those I support. Helps their channels thrive. Moreover, I have a lot of interests, and it’s easy to lose track. Subscribing helps remind that, “oh yeah, that’s a cool channel I haven’t watched in a while.” Lastly, it gives me an easy option to breeze through some of their recent highlights via the subscription tab without needing to go to their channel page to do so.
Big things or niche, if I like them, o subscribe. I understand why others don’t. Likewise, I just have my reasons as to why I do.
RLM, I like the guys, but their content has faded and their opinions feel very forced, as if they’re saying the things that are safe, because there are people who are relying on the revenue the channel generates to feed themselves. This is perfectly fine, but I can tell they aren’t in love with what they’re doing anymore, because now it’s just another job and one now with a prerequisite of lying baked into its description.
They very obviously don’t care anymore, it’s a paycheck. Mike especially does not give a shit. Rich hasn’t ever really cared, Jay seems like he’ll
always remain the exact same until death though, but then again he is also younger so he can still slip into their level of apathy.
>Got myself a pass so I can see movies for free >Now go to see ~5 a month or so, basically everything that looks even vaguely good >My internet friends have totally stopped going to the theater >Out of the 29 new movies I saw at the cinema this year, they've reviewed 5
It's so obvious how much they hate doing Half in the Bag now, they used to see new stuff all the time at the start. They don't like watching new movies anymore. Jay rewatches the same horror movies he's seen a 100 times, and Mike watches tv shows on netflix.
That’s actually a pretty interesting question. It’s an idiom that started with The New York giants who’d take a bag full of balls of the field during a game they were currently winning. It was a superstitious practice they’d do that was picked up by the society at large, so to have something “in the bag” meant you had whatever you game you were playing in life clinched.
Then there’s the bit about being slightly drunk another anon mentioned, which is another part. The brown paper bag around booze was a practice instituted during prohibition times, so workmen could still drink and cops didn’t have to thump on them as the law required. The bag allowed cops to look the other way. So to to be half in the bag is to be halfway drunk. This once again is related to the NYGiants baseball of the early 20th century.
Then there’s the RLM take wherein you see them drop a bottle of booze into a bag of popcorn. The symbolism of all that I’ve mentioned is married in that one image, and as it’s related to the films they review means essentially the film is half way to kino.
They only ever reviewed dogshit movies and never bothered watching anything good cause that's what gets clicks. There's a shitload of fantastic new movies pretty much constantly. I can't even keep up with it.
You're being serious aren't you
The first one would be a pipe dream considering two of them don't give a frick about video games, the middle two are eh and the last one isn't even out yet?
They brought it up in a recent episode how there's barely any original ideas being made into film and that it's all reboots, rehashes, sequels or adaptations which is why they don't care for theater scene anymore.
And those people from the 70's and 80's are horribly wrong. Hell, the kind of movies made back then would be impossible to be made today. Back then you could actually put out a romantic drama and it would do well and get recognition. Try and do that today in a culture where you're not a successful movie unless you make 5 times what was spent on the film. That's why most movies today are either action, sci-fi/fantasy or horror and typically based off a pre-existing property. It's safe and easy to do.
No they're right.
Old movies were better and showed character but 70s and up were goyslop shlop for morons.
It's designed for dummer and dummer people until we end with Idiocracy.
Even Star Wars 1977 was accurately criticized for being the beginning of the end of cinema in exchange for goyslop shlop. His original vision was better
They were right and here we are
Star Wars is still criticized for it being mindless entertainment. If you were to bring those people into our time they would have a different opinion about the decades of film they were shitting on after seeing what is normal to see in theaters today.
>M3GAN >Plane >Babylon >65 >Allelujah >The Night of the 12th (La Nuit Du 12) >The Pope's Exorcist >Cairo Conspiracy >Suzume >Hypnotic >Beau Is Afraid >Sisu >Elemental >Asteroid City
There's nothing more to say. I doubt Mike gave much of a shit though. Diamond cobra vs white fox or somethign like that. They made fun of it and the star/writer/director whatever got it taken down, because she's moronic.
>Also, when beardfat wore the "future is women" shirt a year or two ago
It said “The future is female” with a picture of Splinter from the TMNT cartoon on it. I don’t think it was really meant to be taken seriously
Apparently it's a reference to a joke on a podcast called Comedy Bang Bang in a segment called WHTSTTMNTOCBB. I can't be bothered looking further than that as I'm sure it's not worth the effort.
>That T-Shirt made jaded gen x alcoholic morons shit and piss their pants with fake laughter
God damn I hate RLM and their moronic fan base so fricking much.
I hated when they start cherry picking random reviews on the internet.
Its like when random anon start using twitter or reddit screencap to prove a point.
Yeah what is Mike's deal with that bullshit? it's like he NEEDS to include at least 10 minutes of that boring ass shit, even when it doesn't make sense.
I can almost feel Jay falling asleep in real time having to pretend that noticing typos and shit is funny.
what? it's just funny. they're a channel for entertainment. i love to read one star reviews for good movies because it fills me with joy as well as despair.
Yeah what is Mike's deal with that bullshit? it's like he NEEDS to include at least 10 minutes of that boring ass shit, even when it doesn't make sense.
I can almost feel Jay falling asleep in real time having to pretend that noticing typos and shit is funny.
Mike is going heavy on the blow. It causes massive inflated ego
They're cringe.
A bunch of middle-aged unmarried men that never matured past their bitter cynicism stage of life. I don't know why anyone finds them funny, they're really sad.
This is my big issue with these pop culture media review Youtubers/podcasters/. Yeah I like all this stuff but I'm pretty normie overall - married, kids etc and out of all the shit I listen to, very few of these guys are married and NONE of them have kids despite many of them being well into their 40s. These are guys whose ENTIRE LIVES revolve around old movies or comics or video games or whatever. I had to stop listening to one podcast when the hosts were bragging about how many abortions they had taken their girlfriends to. I just can't relate to any of them anymore.
Rich had a kid not too long ago
Jay is very obviously never going to have kids and has probably fricked a handful of times in his entire life, dude just doesn’t seem to give a shit.
I've heard Jessie walk in and talk during one of their commentaries- batman and Robin I think? So it's obvious they're recording it at someone's house, or Jessie is randomly in their office still despite not being on or off camera for year s
Lol Mike actually seethed at people for not liking those sappy repetative speeches. Like the arab policeman gave a speech about 9/11 and Mike thought it was cool. What a soft, old loser, he just wants to lie in a blanket and drink.
Remember when they would upload a video and you'd think "oh goody. They're going to tear that piece of shit apart!". The last time they hit that kind of energy at all, I think, was Captain Marvel.
I think their hipster sensibilities are basically preventing them from making angry reviews these days, because the angry reviewer guy who shouts at the current thing has become such a cottage industry.
They decided to be boring depressed grandpas instead.
>That scene in the diner made me really uncomfortable.
Bro... they do a liberal rant every episode now. It's really boring. I get that every where I go.
this has legit made me tempted to unsub. i havent watched a video from them in months. i guess their patreon cucks are all libtards and they are catering to them.
Not like they would actually talk about it without kiddie gloves because it was made by black people, remember how fricking soft they went on that ghetto wolves vs vampires movies? They were even saying that it was secret kino but they just didn't have the budget lol.
They did dedicate a whole video on that Diamond Fox black lady, who to this day is still pissed off about and issues take downs on reuploads of their review.
I stopped taking these guys seriously once they started giving capeshit good reviews. No these movies aren't enjoyable even if you "turn your brain off" and don't take them seriously.
They just seem tired
Mike seems like he's coming down with dementia when he's rambling off about some nonsense joke they should have done with the movie or doing his anti-humor contrarian bit, whatever spark of legitimate film criticism he used to at least aspire to seems to be completely gone
Mike's third kid was just born less than a year ago, it's not that he's losing it or the booze getting to him. He's just sleep deprived from having to deal with his newborn.
How does Jay feel about putting so much effort into growing his Twitter followers when Elon is basically nuking the site by restricting the number of tweets a non-paying user can view in a day to 300?
He isn't taking it well at all, yesterday during the patreon exclusive classic horror watchalong kick stream he was visibly drunk and kept sobbing under his breath whenever the chat would bring it up.
by the time they started hiding the ammount like 6 years ago it was almost 70k and they have become way more popular since, i wouldn't be surprised if they are clearing a 100k easy.
Checking Max's youtube page I think he's gonna kill himself quite soon. Shitty projects no one ever heard about, shitty studio apartment, aged decades in these few years. Doesn't even look as gay as he did.
They used to actually enjoy movies and they reviewed almost anything big that came out. Now they are just cynics and they only review rare weird movies that are out of the norm.
I really miss the skits and corny storylines in Half in the Bag. Stuff like dropping a dummy of Plinkett off a bridge was great. Or Plinkett's fart balloon taking the house around the world.
I kind of liked them when I watched the Plinkett reviews, despite the fact that The Phantom Menace is my favorite Star Wars film (mostly for personal reasons).
Then, I got a bit turned off when I tried to sit through one of their HITB reviews, specifically for "That's My Boy" with Adam Sandler. Mainly, how they got all offended & riled up over Sandler's character impregnating his middle school teacher, with Mike yelling "STATUTORY RAPE!" Which is hypocritical, since their most famous character is a serial murderer & rapist.
Then, when The Force Awakens came out, I completely lost what little respect I had left, when they all went gaga over that piece of shit. To be fair, that movie was specifically designed to please Original Trilogy manchildren, so what could I expect?
Today, I despise them for being part of the reason why George Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney. Congratulations, Star Wars went from being the lovechild of a visionary to an assembly line of products maintained by a corporate committee. I have no respect for these homosexuals.
"Jay likes to experiment..."
From email of disgruntled RLM employee, they spent a good deal of time detailing who the real Jay Bauman is. I can't share what I know....but let me tell all RLM fans now it's worse than you can ever imagine. Jay....he's done a lot of things. He's been doing a lot of things.
"Jay's been doing things in his life that had us all shocked... he's been doing things that we believe are uncouth. He's been through many phases..."
More from the emails
They went from the top movie reviewers on YouTube to compromised trash in a single video. (The Force Awakens review) Haven't watched a video of theirs since, that was the most brazen act of selling out I've ever seen.
I agree that their The Force Awakens review marked the beginning of the end for them as voices to take seriously on film. The review was weirdly forgiving since the film made a lot of mistakes that they hammered the prequels for. But it was Jay’s comment at the end of the video that left me suspect. He jokingly implied that their review was paid. Given that the news this year that The Force Awakens actually cost $500 million to make, it is not unreasonable to assume that some of that money went to buying reviews. So once they sold out once, they were more likely to sell out again.
I love these guys but their opinions mean literally nothing to me. I wish to hell and back they didn't focus so much on shit like Star Wars, Trek and capeshit though.
Things went downhill when they started desperately trying to court any minor celebrity who'd acknowledge them. It rather pulled back the curtain on their cynical anti-Hollywood act when they're begging Macaulay fricking Culkin to be on their show (who immediately ghosted them once he was done promoting his podcast). They'e so desperate for mainstream acceptance and to not be... well, Cinemaphile.
lmao seems that way. To me they are clearly nihilists. At least Rich and Mike. Jay is more of a follower but not as much anymore. Rich definitely has questionable material on an HDD. Mike is an atypical atheistic pseudo-intellectual. He believes schlock films are best films because it's the only true form of motion picture art even though when he tries to make a movie it's shit because he forces the schlock because he's not imaginative enough to let it flow naturally like it did in say Evil Dead for instance.
Awww did they make fun of your favorite imaginary friend? Poor baby.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>le imaginary friend
ooof. Such cringe. much homosexualry.
Go back you must! >https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism
12 months ago
Anonymous
Nah I'm going to stay right here, homosexual. Not my fault you believe in fairy tales.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Never said I did. You're obviously a delusional crackhead with a penchant for cringey teen angst homosexualry. have you given any serious thought about jumping off a nearby bridge or tall building? Seeing as there's no afterlife because it's like totally fake and gay and stuff, you have nothing to worry about.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>cringey teen angst homosexualry >proceeds to tell me to kill myself with rage tears in his eyes.
Womp womp
12 months ago
Anonymous
Lulz so you're not going to do it then? Too chicken shit? Figures. Imagine being so obsessed with the word 'god' that you can never stop talking about and base your entire identity around hating said word. That's a level of pathetic I didn't even know was possible.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Wow that's quite a story you made up in your head schizo. No wonder you believe in fairy tales and imaginary friends. Try to keep them to yourself though, psycho.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>le atheism memes
Damn you really are obsessed with specific words and phrases. Are you on the spectrum by chance? Why are you so angry about what you refer to as "fairy tales and imaginary friends"? You seem incapable of keeping it to yourself. Are the specific words and phrases you hate so much there with you now? Can you see/hear them? Are they touching you inappropriately? Is that why you're so upset?
12 months ago
Anonymous
You will die and cease to exist. No sky daddy, no afterlife. Nothing.
12 months ago
Anonymous
tips fedora
12 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody cares about God more than an atheist.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Which god?
12 months ago
Anonymous
There is only one God and you've known Him all your life.
12 months ago
Anonymous
No, there are literally thousands from many different cultures.
12 months ago
Anonymous
No, there are thousands of idols. There is only one God. You know Him and hate Him because you love sin.
12 months ago
Anonymous
No they're all made up. There are no actual gods or heavens or hells. I truly hope you grow up one day and stop believing in these fairy tales. It'll be good for you.
12 months ago
Anonymous
There is nothing more juvenile than rebelling against your Father.
12 months ago
Anonymous
There is nothing more juvenile thank believing in imaginary friends.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>the creator of the universe isn't real because, uhh, I like porn, okay?
Degenerate, rebellious child. You will KNEEL before Him on the day of Judgement and where will your haughty pride get you then?
12 months ago
Anonymous
Wow you went full crazy there didn't you? Are you okay?
12 months ago
Anonymous
Please provide certified proof your god is real. Scripture from your holy book doesn't count.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I already told you about the First Cause. This is the only proof you need that God exists and that you have to reckon with Him.
12 months ago
Anonymous
12 months ago
Anonymous
That's 100% made up. Entropy itself naturally allows for the universe and life itself to emerge without a magical being doing it. The whole "something from nothing" has to do with virtual particles will pop in and out of existence without the need of space being there. Entropy will eventually cause the universe to come into being via these particles eventually interacting in a way to trigger it.
12 months ago
Anonymous
No, entropy is the final nail in the atheist coffin. We would've hit heat death already if the universe was eternal. It isn't, it had an absolute beginning. The first cause must exist outside the universe, it must be spaceless, timeless, immaterial, powerful & personal
I.e. it's God
12 months ago
Anonymous
where da god came frem
12 months ago
Anonymous
Childish question. Grow up.
12 months ago
Anonymous
why? The universe had to have a beginning which is god so what was the beginning of god???
12 months ago
Anonymous
Trying to argue reason with a christian is pointless anon. They're certifiably moronic. That's why they're religious.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Dosent work that way
12 months ago
Anonymous
Do you realize how insane you sound? You can't convince me that religion isn't a form of mental illness at this point.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Atheism is an actual mental illness, it's a form of schizophrenia.
why? The universe had to have a beginning which is god so what was the beginning of god???
Because God is the uncaused cause.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>more no u
This is just getting sad. It's like beating up a down syndrome kid. Of all the religoidsive made fun of, you are by and far the most pathetic.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>Atheism is an actual mental illness, it's a form of schizophrenia.
wtf isn't it against your book to slander and judge others
12 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not joining your cult no matter how much you push it. Just stick to brainwashing children through manipulation and lies. It's your best bet.
I already said don't quote scripture as evidence. By your logic Howgwarts is a a more real place than anything in the Bible because there's more books about it whereas the Bible only has one book. More books means it's more real.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that we should have everlasting life
12 months ago
Anonymous
Yes yes psycho we've heard this bullshit before.
12 months ago
Anonymous
But that straight up violates the commandment to worship no other being other than god. And to say they're one-in-the-same doesn't help as that still has you worshipping a being who takes on various forms which is NOT what God was all about. God doesn't need to have different forms just symbols now and then to show they're dealing with God like the burning bush that wasn't being consumed by the flames to show it's supernatural.
You're just a death cultist. You work for a better life after DEATH and worship a DEAD man who DIED for sins you would have been punished for after DEATH.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>No, entropy is the final nail in the atheist coffin.
Nope. The beginning of the universe started at 0 entropy and as time moves forward there is less entropy which is why we will in trillions of years we will hit the heat death of the universe. >It isn't, it had an absolute beginning
Reread what I said about entropy allowing for the big bang to happen via virtual particles which doe exist >The first cause must exist outside the universe, it must be spaceless, timeless, immaterial, powerful & personal
I.e. it's God
Did you even read what I said? No as I already explained how you can make a universe from nothing. You saw the word "entropy" and stopped there like the typical creationist dumbass you are and went straight to your failed understanding about thermodynamics. If you did you'd understand that the universe coming into being on its own doesn't violate any of those laws.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry that's supposed to say "as time moves forward there is more entropy"
12 months ago
Anonymous
>more no u
This is just getting sad. It's like beating up a down syndrome kid. Of all the religoidsive made fun of, you are by and far the most pathetic.
John 3:16 is all you need.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not joining your cult no matter how much you push it. Just stick to brainwashing children through manipulation and lies. It's your best bet.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I already said don't quote scripture as evidence. By your logic Howgwarts is a a more real place than anything in the Bible because there's more books about it whereas the Bible only has one book. More books means it's more real.
12 months ago
Anonymous
There is nothing more insane than obsessing over specific words and phrases to the point where it's all you think about. Have you considered trepanning your skull?
12 months ago
Anonymous
>even more head canon. It'll work this time I swear!
Your obsession with me is becoming creepy. All I did was make fun of your dumb little religion. Cope and move on with your life.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Your obsession with specific words and phrases is worrisome, Anon.
I just want to be certain you're not on the autism spectrum and if you are I want you to get the assistance you need which will help you function as a developmentally challenged adult.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you've lost your mind and are off on a tangent lol. Am I even arguing with an adult? How old are you?
12 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, calm down. I know you're frightened but it's not real. I assure you. There's no need to be afraid. Just voluntarily admit yourself to a nearby psychiatric facility and the help you need. Mental health is no joke, Anon!
12 months ago
Anonymous
These aren't the insults you think they are.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Wow you are really angry. You seem a bit unhinged. Why don't you try praying lmao.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Still obsessed with fictions that don't exist except in your head? Very sad. Please seek professional psychiatric help.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>no u argument
I accept your concession.
12 months ago
Anonymous
lmao sure thing, moron. You can't even accept reality. Have fun fighting with the ghosts in your head, kook nutjob.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>reality >religion
LMAO hahahahaha oh no no no lol
12 months ago
Anonymous
Are you supposed to be on the computer? Is the medical staff aware that you are not in your assigned room?
12 months ago
Anonymous
>more head canon
So very sad.
12 months ago
Anonymous
There is no god. You are just terrified of death and desperate to believe.
12 months ago
Anonymous
If you say so. I'm not obsessed with specific words and phrases because I'm not autistic. You're the one who keeps talking about it as if it's real and deserving of your hatred. I, for one, don't waste time with man-made fictions. You go ahead and do your thing though. I find it at least marginally entertaining to observe a couple mental deficients obsess over that what they swear is totally fake and gay.
If I hadn't seen her petite body and heard her soft voice I would've thought Karen was trans lmao
Engaged for like a decade at this point unless they got married and I missed it.
They are married now, there is an episode from like a year back where rich says "my wife" or "after my wedding", it think its the same one he talks about his cringe experience of someone showing him their war hammer collection.
is it true that aging+excessive drinking increases estrogen? is that why mike is so feminine and liberal minded now?
i sometimes put the plinkett reviews on as background noise and was thinking the other day about how the man that made those essentially no longer exists. all the edge is gone.
The funniest thing about the Max Landis episode is that they are clearly uncomfortable around him and don't care for him very much. It's just Landis hoping to leech off some of RLM's viral indie cred or whatever you want to call it.
Is there a less intellectually coherent position than atheism? Simple cause and effect rule out the possibility of a universe without God (the First Cause)
Atheism is hilarious. Imagine obsessing over man-made words to the point you will cry and shit your pants because nobody cares about your incessant need to discuss man-made notions you don't even believe in. lmao rofl it's truly a mental disorder. Definitely stems from lack of attention from mommy and daddy.
Haven't been to the cinema in six years. Movies have been total dog shit in the past decade. And why pay $30 plus dollars for a ticket and stick of gum when you can stream movies for free in the comfort of your own home?
I've never had THAT big of a problem with them, prices are bullshit and that's about it. If you're watching a movie and the sound of someone eating popcorn takes you out of it, it's probably not that good of a movie to begin with.
Nah, that's what has always made me wonder how fricked up the midwest is since the ones I go to are mostly clean and people aren't acting like absolute morons.
The best thing to do is wait until the movie is almost out of the theatre and go watch it in a small room all by yourself (obviously can't do that as a critic).
I've seen tons of movies like that and it's 100% worth the spooky feeling plus you just can't get that sound at home.
Did you know all the deaths under the "communist" (I use quotes cause they were communist in name alone) governments in the 20th century was done in the name of atheism? According to Christian apologists it was. Also the Nazis were atheists despite over 94+% Christians split between Lutherans and Catholic or Hitler having a massive list of quotes about doing this all in the name of Christianity and his love for Jesus being one of the main reasons for his hatred if the israelites. Nope. Atheist.
Makes sense since hitler was a socialist therefore a atheist satanist troony
Everything is satanist atheist communism troonymaxing, stalin was pro trans rights too
Bayer-monsanto, cocacola, disney, nestle, theyre all communist
Also CERN is a satanist temple and also demons, theywalk among us theres demons arround you right now annon watch out for demons
And no one is realy even atheist realy its just people being mentaly ill and or dissingenuous, how could you seriously read the scripture and not believe its true when it says so in the scripture
Also why dont you just go kill and rape babies why not why not, checkmate atheist
>Makes sense since hitler was a socialist
Oh God this stupid tactic. Hitler saying he was a socialist is like North Korea having Democratic as part of its official name. At best he only cared for "socialism" towards Ayran Germans and no one else, thus not making him a socialist.
No it means Ayran Germans. If you lived in Germany your whole life as a national and weren't of Aryan descent, you didn't count in the eyes of Hitler. So not national socialist, but rather Aryan socialist.
>ever caring about these homosexuals
Go back and stay back
Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe. Best channel on youtube.
Spacecop.
Cringe
mike has bear energy
Oh frick -
Hey, Mike. I unsubscribed a couple days ago.
>I unsubscribed a couple days ago.
Why would you ever subscribe? I watch youtube with adblock on and never subscribe to anything.
He's lying anon. He's trying to feel superior by pretending he's above it all.
I subscribe to those I support. Helps their channels thrive. Moreover, I have a lot of interests, and it’s easy to lose track. Subscribing helps remind that, “oh yeah, that’s a cool channel I haven’t watched in a while.” Lastly, it gives me an easy option to breeze through some of their recent highlights via the subscription tab without needing to go to their channel page to do so.
Big things or niche, if I like them, o subscribe. I understand why others don’t. Likewise, I just have my reasons as to why I do.
RLM, I like the guys, but their content has faded and their opinions feel very forced, as if they’re saying the things that are safe, because there are people who are relying on the revenue the channel generates to feed themselves. This is perfectly fine, but I can tell they aren’t in love with what they’re doing anymore, because now it’s just another job and one now with a prerequisite of lying baked into its description.
Yeah I've been following since 2015 but these days I put videos off for weeks
Don't hit like they used to
They peaked a long time ago. Every once in a while they produce an entertaining video, but it's rare.
They very obviously don’t care anymore, it’s a paycheck. Mike especially does not give a shit. Rich hasn’t ever really cared, Jay seems like he’ll
always remain the exact same until death though, but then again he is also younger so he can still slip into their level of apathy.
>Got myself a pass so I can see movies for free
>Now go to see ~5 a month or so, basically everything that looks even vaguely good
>My internet friends have totally stopped going to the theater
>Out of the 29 new movies I saw at the cinema this year, they've reviewed 5
Why are you so proud of constantly seeing shit?
It's so obvious how much they hate doing Half in the Bag now, they used to see new stuff all the time at the start. They don't like watching new movies anymore. Jay rewatches the same horror movies he's seen a 100 times, and Mike watches tv shows on netflix.
Wtf does half in the bag mean anyway
It means slightly drunk
It is a term in the gay community to signal dtf status
That’s actually a pretty interesting question. It’s an idiom that started with The New York giants who’d take a bag full of balls of the field during a game they were currently winning. It was a superstitious practice they’d do that was picked up by the society at large, so to have something “in the bag” meant you had whatever you game you were playing in life clinched.
Then there’s the bit about being slightly drunk another anon mentioned, which is another part. The brown paper bag around booze was a practice instituted during prohibition times, so workmen could still drink and cops didn’t have to thump on them as the law required. The bag allowed cops to look the other way. So to to be half in the bag is to be halfway drunk. This once again is related to the NYGiants baseball of the early 20th century.
Then there’s the RLM take wherein you see them drop a bottle of booze into a bag of popcorn. The symbolism of all that I’ve mentioned is married in that one image, and as it’s related to the films they review means essentially the film is half way to kino.
They only ever reviewed dogshit movies and never bothered watching anything good cause that's what gets clicks. There's a shitload of fantastic new movies pretty much constantly. I can't even keep up with it.
>There's a shitload of fantastic new movies pretty much constantly.
...such as?
The Super Mario Bros Movie
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
John Wick: Chapter 4
Asteroid City
none of them reviewed by these hacks
You're being serious aren't you
The first one would be a pipe dream considering two of them don't give a frick about video games, the middle two are eh and the last one isn't even out yet?
has been out since June
These morons are just too lazy to go to a movie theater and watch a good movie.
Man that sucks, it isn't available in my country until August
normal gay gtfo.
asteroid city looks good tho.
>Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
>John Wick: Chapter 4
ive seen these two and they fricking SUCKED. r u some adhd zoomie
anon those are for children and pre-teens. I hope you're joking
>There's a shitload of fantastic new movies pretty much constantly
Either delusion or easily amused
>easily amused
The greatest crime one can commit on Cinemaphile
nor does loving popular things
I don't know, this board seems pretty sloptimist to me.
quite the creamable face
They brought it up in a recent episode how there's barely any original ideas being made into film and that it's all reboots, rehashes, sequels or adaptations which is why they don't care for theater scene anymore.
>recent
film critics have been b***hing about that since the 70s,80s
>https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/movies/why-are-movies-so-bad-pauline-kael/
And those people from the 70's and 80's are horribly wrong. Hell, the kind of movies made back then would be impossible to be made today. Back then you could actually put out a romantic drama and it would do well and get recognition. Try and do that today in a culture where you're not a successful movie unless you make 5 times what was spent on the film. That's why most movies today are either action, sci-fi/fantasy or horror and typically based off a pre-existing property. It's safe and easy to do.
No they're right.
Old movies were better and showed character but 70s and up were goyslop shlop for morons.
It's designed for dummer and dummer people until we end with Idiocracy.
Even Star Wars 1977 was accurately criticized for being the beginning of the end of cinema in exchange for goyslop shlop. His original vision was better
They were right and here we are
Star Wars is still criticized for it being mindless entertainment. If you were to bring those people into our time they would have a different opinion about the decades of film they were shitting on after seeing what is normal to see in theaters today.
>thick goyslop vs runny goyslop
There's been plenty, this year alone there was:
>M3GAN
>Plane
>Babylon
>65
>Allelujah
>The Night of the 12th (La Nuit Du 12)
>The Pope's Exorcist
>Cairo Conspiracy
>Suzume
>Hypnotic
>Beau Is Afraid
>Sisu
>Elemental
>Asteroid City
He said original ideas, not original IPs
No such thing as an original idea.
What about Being John Malkovich? That was pretty unusual
There's a saying, "There is nothing new under the sun" or "everything "new" is just something old that's been well-forgotten"
Normie smoothbrains only watched M3gan because mainstream told them too. Despite that being the most hb-original. Rest got ignored.
>paid for a pass
>paid
YOU STUPID moron EVERYTHING IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Unfortunately not having to solve capchas to shit post is an appealing offer
Only if you watch a shitty camrip filled with adverts or wait several months
BRING GILCHRIST BACK
mike was buck broken by that autistic negress who dmca'd a botw episode
QRD? Sounds pretty funny if true.
There's nothing more to say. I doubt Mike gave much of a shit though. Diamond cobra vs white fox or somethign like that. They made fun of it and the star/writer/director whatever got it taken down, because she's moronic.
Pretty sure he's talking about that muttoid b***h that made that Diamond Cobra Vs. White Fox turd.
Yes zoomie. We know you're still mad about the prequel reviews.
Zoomers don't care about the prequels, or star wars in general actually.
This zoomers are smart enough to know the prequels are dog shit
and the original trilogy, and the sequels. Star Wars are for nerds.
Exactly. The prequels are terrible.
Prequel love/RLM hate threads started popping up only a few years ago in Cinemaphile it's obviously zoomers
Jack and Jill was their best review. No other review went into the schematics of Hollywood financing and how it influences movie production.
Also, when beardfat wore the "future is women" shirt a year or two ago, knew their edge was gone.
>dude le money laundering!
>it’s money laundering because it’s a dumb comedy!
Jack and Jill is like Citizen Kane compared to Space Cop
They never even said that you fricking moron.
jack and jill was made to divorce tom cruise
>beardfat
who
the thin guy without the beard
>Also, when beardfat wore the "future is women" shirt a year or two ago
It said “The future is female” with a picture of Splinter from the TMNT cartoon on it. I don’t think it was really meant to be taken seriously
what is it meant to be taken as?
not joking, I have no idea
Not serious
Apparently it's a reference to a joke on a podcast called Comedy Bang Bang in a segment called WHTSTTMNTOCBB. I can't be bothered looking further than that as I'm sure it's not worth the effort.
Irony
>That T-Shirt made jaded gen x alcoholic morons shit and piss their pants with fake laughter
God damn I hate RLM and their moronic fan base so fricking much.
It's just a dumb goofy t-shirt you spazz
>implying your social group has things that are less cringe
Checked for 8008 (boobs) lol
So this is also a joke?
He looks like John Milius.
>Also, when beardfat wore the "future is women" shirt a year or two ago, knew their edge was gone.
He wore that in a video from 2011.
The new Neil Breen trailer actually looked interesting
Neil Breen's movies are unironically better than theirs
Same. After Jay's comments about trans people I simply can't get myself to watch them anymore.
I hated when they start cherry picking random reviews on the internet.
Its like when random anon start using twitter or reddit screencap to prove a point.
What a fricking cringe segment.
>I hated when they start cherry picking random reviews on the internet.
That’s the entire rage movie review YouTube scene
Yeah what is Mike's deal with that bullshit? it's like he NEEDS to include at least 10 minutes of that boring ass shit, even when it doesn't make sense.
I can almost feel Jay falling asleep in real time having to pretend that noticing typos and shit is funny.
what? it's just funny. they're a channel for entertainment. i love to read one star reviews for good movies because it fills me with joy as well as despair.
Mike is going heavy on the blow. It causes massive inflated ego
They're cringe.
A bunch of middle-aged unmarried men that never matured past their bitter cynicism stage of life. I don't know why anyone finds them funny, they're really sad.
This is my big issue with these pop culture media review Youtubers/podcasters/. Yeah I like all this stuff but I'm pretty normie overall - married, kids etc and out of all the shit I listen to, very few of these guys are married and NONE of them have kids despite many of them being well into their 40s. These are guys whose ENTIRE LIVES revolve around old movies or comics or video games or whatever. I had to stop listening to one podcast when the hosts were bragging about how many abortions they had taken their girlfriends to. I just can't relate to any of them anymore.
Just think, when Jay and Mike finally pass away all their collections and RLM stuff will be collected and thrown in a landfill.
Mike is married to Jessie, im pretty sure, and Jack has children. Not sure about Jay or beardfat.
AIDS Moby stated ages ago that Mike and Jessie have not been an item for years now.
Rich had a kid not too long ago
Jay is very obviously never going to have kids and has probably fricked a handful of times in his entire life, dude just doesn’t seem to give a shit.
Source please, apart from Jack I know that already
It is so hard to imagine Rich getting laid, lmao
I've heard Jessie walk in and talk during one of their commentaries- batman and Robin I think? So it's obvious they're recording it at someone's house, or Jessie is randomly in their office still despite not being on or off camera for year s
I thought she was on the run for stealing the Patreon funds.
Jessi Nakles never recovered from the israeliteelry-Patreon-Scandal and soon went into hiding thereafter.
lel
She also got fat and didn't want to be seen on camera anymore
Jay is a cat daddy please respect his lifestyle.
>He doesn't know about the various bastards the crew left in their wake
Rich is married.
To a man-faced troony.
If they're happy together then it's none of your business, Adolf.
You are a homosexual, Rich. A literal homosexual.
I know you frequent Cinemaphile, you cringe little fricker.
hey, without him i wouldnt know when rlm posts a new video, because i dont frequent youtube no more
>it’s the best thing made in the last ten years. You just don’t understand the monologues.
Stopped watching this moron after that.
>Mike recommends this
>he skipped the Terror
Truly a hack
Always been a fedora lord that loves surface level critique.
same, the fact that they praised this shit is the final straw in the nail that broke apart their artifice of intelligence and taste
They lost me when they started blowing Matrix: resurrections as if it were some brilliant commentary on hollywood.
cry more christhomosexual
>forced to defend mediocre goyslop because of the heckin science
Lol Mike actually seethed at people for not liking those sappy repetative speeches. Like the arab policeman gave a speech about 9/11 and Mike thought it was cool. What a soft, old loser, he just wants to lie in a blanket and drink.
>he just wants to lie in a blanket and drink
Lost
"I think there are vampires running around killing people"
"when I was a young arab boy 9/11 happened..."
It was actually a decent show though?
Up to the point the lead dies. After that it's so bad it's funny.
>montage of dead, raped, and kidnapped white women while jay laughs
For me it's then stop doing these skirts every review.
So any bets that they'll like the new Indiana Jones?
No streaming so no review
stay mad.
Remember when they would upload a video and you'd think "oh goody. They're going to tear that piece of shit apart!". The last time they hit that kind of energy at all, I think, was Captain Marvel.
Imagine being a grown man who thinks oh goody
I'll kick your ass. Don't step to me.
I think their hipster sensibilities are basically preventing them from making angry reviews these days, because the angry reviewer guy who shouts at the current thing has become such a cottage industry.
They decided to be boring depressed grandpas instead.
I want Mike to be the father of my children so badly it’s not fair
>That scene in the diner made me really uncomfortable.
Bro... they do a liberal rant every episode now. It's really boring. I get that every where I go.
this has legit made me tempted to unsub. i havent watched a video from them in months. i guess their patreon cucks are all libtards and they are catering to them.
>Mike tells people to stop being offended by movies
>goes on virtue signal rants in every video because he's offended by the movies they watch
He was clearly giving a pass to Temple of Doom, a movie he likes. He's always had double standards.
I will never forgive them for putting who killed captain Alex on the plinketto board then not landing on it
Not like they would actually talk about it without kiddie gloves because it was made by black people, remember how fricking soft they went on that ghetto wolves vs vampires movies? They were even saying that it was secret kino but they just didn't have the budget lol.
They did dedicate a whole video on that Diamond Fox black lady, who to this day is still pissed off about and issues take downs on reuploads of their review.
If I were them I'd just cut out all the excerpts from the movie and reupload it just so she can seethe without being able to DMCA.
I stopped taking these guys seriously once they started giving capeshit good reviews. No these movies aren't enjoyable even if you "turn your brain off" and don't take them seriously.
They just seem tired
Mike seems like he's coming down with dementia when he's rambling off about some nonsense joke they should have done with the movie or doing his anti-humor contrarian bit, whatever spark of legitimate film criticism he used to at least aspire to seems to be completely gone
Yeah, that's what usually happens when a man doesn't have a wife or family to motivate him
They stink. Mike isn't funny anymore, Jay's a gay, and Rich is a punchline that became unfunny eight years ago.
Internet critics are worthless. Always have been, always will be.
Mike's third kid was just born less than a year ago, it's not that he's losing it or the booze getting to him. He's just sleep deprived from having to deal with his newborn.
their only good show is black spine
How does Jay feel about putting so much effort into growing his Twitter followers when Elon is basically nuking the site by restricting the number of tweets a non-paying user can view in a day to 300?
He wrote a few tweets a while back that said if anything happens to twitter he just isn't going to have an online presence besides youtube.
He isn't taking it well at all, yesterday during the patreon exclusive classic horror watchalong kick stream he was visibly drunk and kept sobbing under his breath whenever the chat would bring it up.
How much do they make on their Patreon each month?
by the time they started hiding the ammount like 6 years ago it was almost 70k and they have become way more popular since, i wouldn't be surprised if they are clearing a 100k easy.
Mike has become annoying.
Why'd he dress as Wriggle Nightbug
The Return Of Max Landis Is Needed!
>"...okay, I guess?"
fricking kek
The chad high-5ing Max Landis. The virgin awkward embarrassed Jay
Checking Max's youtube page I think he's gonna kill himself quite soon. Shitty projects no one ever heard about, shitty studio apartment, aged decades in these few years. Doesn't even look as gay as he did.
he still has an online presence? thought he got canceled.
>That comment Jack made when he suggested Jay review "California Big Hunks"
What was he insinuating there?
the prequels are beautiful and disney+ obi-wan is trash. they got everything wrong.
The Force Awakens pretty much drove that point home permanently considering Mike personally advocated for that psychopath to direct it.
Why don't you divorce rape them then?
Their refusal to review The Batman (2022) was the beginning of their downfall.
They used to actually enjoy movies and they reviewed almost anything big that came out. Now they are just cynics and they only review rare weird movies that are out of the norm.
>The dislikes on their latest video
It's over for them.
I really miss the skits and corny storylines in Half in the Bag. Stuff like dropping a dummy of Plinkett off a bridge was great. Or Plinkett's fart balloon taking the house around the world.
I kind of liked them when I watched the Plinkett reviews, despite the fact that The Phantom Menace is my favorite Star Wars film (mostly for personal reasons).
Then, I got a bit turned off when I tried to sit through one of their HITB reviews, specifically for "That's My Boy" with Adam Sandler. Mainly, how they got all offended & riled up over Sandler's character impregnating his middle school teacher, with Mike yelling "STATUTORY RAPE!" Which is hypocritical, since their most famous character is a serial murderer & rapist.
Then, when The Force Awakens came out, I completely lost what little respect I had left, when they all went gaga over that piece of shit. To be fair, that movie was specifically designed to please Original Trilogy manchildren, so what could I expect?
Today, I despise them for being part of the reason why George Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney. Congratulations, Star Wars went from being the lovechild of a visionary to an assembly line of products maintained by a corporate committee. I have no respect for these homosexuals.
No one cares about your blog, homosexual. Go take your whinefest to reddit.
Did I offend you, little guy?
No one cares about your blog, homosexual.
You care enough to respond, buddy.
No one cares about your blog, homosexual.
Please refer to my previous post.
Agree. Ignore the one person stalking these threads and replying the contrary.
"Jay likes to experiment..."
From email of disgruntled RLM employee, they spent a good deal of time detailing who the real Jay Bauman is. I can't share what I know....but let me tell all RLM fans now it's worse than you can ever imagine. Jay....he's done a lot of things. He's been doing a lot of things.
"Jay's been doing things in his life that had us all shocked... he's been doing things that we believe are uncouth. He's been through many phases..."
More from the emails
"Jay went through a strange period... he did a few things. In fact, he did a lot of things..."
Same, I now LOVE-love them.
>Verification not required.
They went from the top movie reviewers on YouTube to compromised trash in a single video. (The Force Awakens review) Haven't watched a video of theirs since, that was the most brazen act of selling out I've ever seen.
The only other "reviewer" worth watching uploads too infrequently
I agree that their The Force Awakens review marked the beginning of the end for them as voices to take seriously on film. The review was weirdly forgiving since the film made a lot of mistakes that they hammered the prequels for. But it was Jay’s comment at the end of the video that left me suspect. He jokingly implied that their review was paid. Given that the news this year that The Force Awakens actually cost $500 million to make, it is not unreasonable to assume that some of that money went to buying reviews. So once they sold out once, they were more likely to sell out again.
>watch BotW
>they screen a movie and claim it's full of rape
>watch movie
>not a single rape scene
Why do they lie?
Was it a recent (post 2020) episode? If so then yes, they're turbocucks now. They spent the entirety of lockdown on twitter and their brains rotted.
they obviously fake BOTW, after multiple wheel episodes turned out to be garbage. Of course they try to avoid movies with nudity in them.
self aware nostalgia critic > le cinical slobs
Why not
I love these guys but their opinions mean literally nothing to me. I wish to hell and back they didn't focus so much on shit like Star Wars, Trek and capeshit though.
That sums it up pretty well for me too.
Is there ANYWHERE that I can view the Diamond Cobra Vs White Fox spotlight episode these days or has it been completely nuked from the internet?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1z-0XHHRlchZcHHdqUK7JP8uu0AB2whVq/view
I still love them, they've got lazy during COVID, though.
Things went downhill when they started desperately trying to court any minor celebrity who'd acknowledge them. It rather pulled back the curtain on their cynical anti-Hollywood act when they're begging Macaulay fricking Culkin to be on their show (who immediately ghosted them once he was done promoting his podcast). They'e so desperate for mainstream acceptance and to not be... well, Cinemaphile.
They don’t really make enough content for me to have an opinion anymore
Is it true that none of them are married and none of them have children?
I'm pretty sure Jack is and does.
Who gives a frick about him. He's not one of the main three. I'm talking about Rich, Jay, and Mike.
Rich and Mike are terminal autist tier, Jay I'm fairly certain is a dyed-in-the-wool, genuine, grade A homosexual.
lmao seems that way. To me they are clearly nihilists. At least Rich and Mike. Jay is more of a follower but not as much anymore. Rich definitely has questionable material on an HDD. Mike is an atypical atheistic pseudo-intellectual. He believes schlock films are best films because it's the only true form of motion picture art even though when he tries to make a movie it's shit because he forces the schlock because he's not imaginative enough to let it flow naturally like it did in say Evil Dead for instance.
>Mike is an atheist
He professes a belief in ghosts and often says shit like, "our lord and savior, Jesus Christ"
>sarcasm
>jokes
He usually says it with a fairly genuine air. He has literally said "I am into the Jesus" at one point.
Awww did they make fun of your favorite imaginary friend? Poor baby.
>le imaginary friend
ooof. Such cringe. much homosexualry.
Go back you must!
>https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism
Nah I'm going to stay right here, homosexual. Not my fault you believe in fairy tales.
Never said I did. You're obviously a delusional crackhead with a penchant for cringey teen angst homosexualry. have you given any serious thought about jumping off a nearby bridge or tall building? Seeing as there's no afterlife because it's like totally fake and gay and stuff, you have nothing to worry about.
>cringey teen angst homosexualry
>proceeds to tell me to kill myself with rage tears in his eyes.
Womp womp
Lulz so you're not going to do it then? Too chicken shit? Figures. Imagine being so obsessed with the word 'god' that you can never stop talking about and base your entire identity around hating said word. That's a level of pathetic I didn't even know was possible.
Wow that's quite a story you made up in your head schizo. No wonder you believe in fairy tales and imaginary friends. Try to keep them to yourself though, psycho.
>le atheism memes
Damn you really are obsessed with specific words and phrases. Are you on the spectrum by chance? Why are you so angry about what you refer to as "fairy tales and imaginary friends"? You seem incapable of keeping it to yourself. Are the specific words and phrases you hate so much there with you now? Can you see/hear them? Are they touching you inappropriately? Is that why you're so upset?
You will die and cease to exist. No sky daddy, no afterlife. Nothing.
tips fedora
Nobody cares about God more than an atheist.
Which god?
There is only one God and you've known Him all your life.
No, there are literally thousands from many different cultures.
No, there are thousands of idols. There is only one God. You know Him and hate Him because you love sin.
No they're all made up. There are no actual gods or heavens or hells. I truly hope you grow up one day and stop believing in these fairy tales. It'll be good for you.
There is nothing more juvenile than rebelling against your Father.
There is nothing more juvenile thank believing in imaginary friends.
>the creator of the universe isn't real because, uhh, I like porn, okay?
Degenerate, rebellious child. You will KNEEL before Him on the day of Judgement and where will your haughty pride get you then?
Wow you went full crazy there didn't you? Are you okay?
Please provide certified proof your god is real. Scripture from your holy book doesn't count.
I already told you about the First Cause. This is the only proof you need that God exists and that you have to reckon with Him.
That's 100% made up. Entropy itself naturally allows for the universe and life itself to emerge without a magical being doing it. The whole "something from nothing" has to do with virtual particles will pop in and out of existence without the need of space being there. Entropy will eventually cause the universe to come into being via these particles eventually interacting in a way to trigger it.
No, entropy is the final nail in the atheist coffin. We would've hit heat death already if the universe was eternal. It isn't, it had an absolute beginning. The first cause must exist outside the universe, it must be spaceless, timeless, immaterial, powerful & personal
I.e. it's God
where da god came frem
Childish question. Grow up.
why? The universe had to have a beginning which is god so what was the beginning of god???
Trying to argue reason with a christian is pointless anon. They're certifiably moronic. That's why they're religious.
Dosent work that way
Do you realize how insane you sound? You can't convince me that religion isn't a form of mental illness at this point.
Atheism is an actual mental illness, it's a form of schizophrenia.
Because God is the uncaused cause.
>more no u
This is just getting sad. It's like beating up a down syndrome kid. Of all the religoidsive made fun of, you are by and far the most pathetic.
>Atheism is an actual mental illness, it's a form of schizophrenia.
wtf isn't it against your book to slander and judge others
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that we should have everlasting life
Yes yes psycho we've heard this bullshit before.
But that straight up violates the commandment to worship no other being other than god. And to say they're one-in-the-same doesn't help as that still has you worshipping a being who takes on various forms which is NOT what God was all about. God doesn't need to have different forms just symbols now and then to show they're dealing with God like the burning bush that wasn't being consumed by the flames to show it's supernatural.
You're just a death cultist. You work for a better life after DEATH and worship a DEAD man who DIED for sins you would have been punished for after DEATH.
>No, entropy is the final nail in the atheist coffin.
Nope. The beginning of the universe started at 0 entropy and as time moves forward there is less entropy which is why we will in trillions of years we will hit the heat death of the universe.
>It isn't, it had an absolute beginning
Reread what I said about entropy allowing for the big bang to happen via virtual particles which doe exist
>The first cause must exist outside the universe, it must be spaceless, timeless, immaterial, powerful & personal
I.e. it's God
Did you even read what I said? No as I already explained how you can make a universe from nothing. You saw the word "entropy" and stopped there like the typical creationist dumbass you are and went straight to your failed understanding about thermodynamics. If you did you'd understand that the universe coming into being on its own doesn't violate any of those laws.
Sorry that's supposed to say "as time moves forward there is more entropy"
John 3:16 is all you need.
I'm not joining your cult no matter how much you push it. Just stick to brainwashing children through manipulation and lies. It's your best bet.
I already said don't quote scripture as evidence. By your logic Howgwarts is a a more real place than anything in the Bible because there's more books about it whereas the Bible only has one book. More books means it's more real.
There is nothing more insane than obsessing over specific words and phrases to the point where it's all you think about. Have you considered trepanning your skull?
>even more head canon. It'll work this time I swear!
Your obsession with me is becoming creepy. All I did was make fun of your dumb little religion. Cope and move on with your life.
Your obsession with specific words and phrases is worrisome, Anon.
I just want to be certain you're not on the autism spectrum and if you are I want you to get the assistance you need which will help you function as a developmentally challenged adult.
Yeah you've lost your mind and are off on a tangent lol. Am I even arguing with an adult? How old are you?
Anon, calm down. I know you're frightened but it's not real. I assure you. There's no need to be afraid. Just voluntarily admit yourself to a nearby psychiatric facility and the help you need. Mental health is no joke, Anon!
These aren't the insults you think they are.
Wow you are really angry. You seem a bit unhinged. Why don't you try praying lmao.
Still obsessed with fictions that don't exist except in your head? Very sad. Please seek professional psychiatric help.
>no u argument
I accept your concession.
lmao sure thing, moron. You can't even accept reality. Have fun fighting with the ghosts in your head, kook nutjob.
>reality
>religion
LMAO hahahahaha oh no no no lol
Are you supposed to be on the computer? Is the medical staff aware that you are not in your assigned room?
>more head canon
So very sad.
There is no god. You are just terrified of death and desperate to believe.
If you say so. I'm not obsessed with specific words and phrases because I'm not autistic. You're the one who keeps talking about it as if it's real and deserving of your hatred. I, for one, don't waste time with man-made fictions. You go ahead and do your thing though. I find it at least marginally entertaining to observe a couple mental deficients obsess over that what they swear is totally fake and gay.
Pretty sure Rich was engaged to his girlfriend in the PreRec days, they might be married by now
Name of that other person? Is that a dude?
Karen. They've been together since high school or something like that
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/f08lkw/rich_and_karen_singing_still_alive/
wow that was really cute
man... even Rich can get laid
wtf am I doing with my life
>le cake is le lie!
Fake gamer girl cringe
If I hadn't seen her petite body and heard her soft voice I would've thought Karen was trans lmao
Engaged for like a decade at this point unless they got married and I missed it.
Looks like a dude
They are married now, there is an episode from like a year back where rich says "my wife" or "after my wedding", it think its the same one he talks about his cringe experience of someone showing him their war hammer collection.
Looks like the skinny Wachowski before he trooned
Fricking YIKES. Ahahahaha
No
is it true that aging+excessive drinking increases estrogen? is that why mike is so feminine and liberal minded now?
i sometimes put the plinkett reviews on as background noise and was thinking the other day about how the man that made those essentially no longer exists. all the edge is gone.
>feminine and liberal minded now?
Nothing has changed schizo. How do tards like you have such little self awareness?
tbf Mike is kind of femmy now. With his gay hand gestures and shit.
Them shitting on Temple of Doom was the last straw.
The funniest thing about the Max Landis episode is that they are clearly uncomfortable around him and don't care for him very much. It's just Landis hoping to leech off some of RLM's viral indie cred or whatever you want to call it.
i physically cringe when landis says “what’s your face”
Is there a less intellectually coherent position than atheism? Simple cause and effect rule out the possibility of a universe without God (the First Cause)
Look up even the most basic of basic answers to that question. Holy frick christcucks are moronic.
Atheism is hilarious. Imagine obsessing over man-made words to the point you will cry and shit your pants because nobody cares about your incessant need to discuss man-made notions you don't even believe in. lmao rofl it's truly a mental disorder. Definitely stems from lack of attention from mommy and daddy.
I fricking HATE Rich's loud homosexual laugh, I hav ragequitted so many videos because of this it's insane.
HAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HAH HAH HAH
Christcuck detected.
Do you believe a higher-pitched laugh is indicative of a large or small penis?
I love it, it grates against the ears so hard
Why are RLM threads so full of schizo headcanon bullshit? I just watch their dumb videos and that's it.
Are American cinemas really as awful as they make them out to be?
Haven't been to the cinema in six years. Movies have been total dog shit in the past decade. And why pay $30 plus dollars for a ticket and stick of gum when you can stream movies for free in the comfort of your own home?
I've never had THAT big of a problem with them, prices are bullshit and that's about it. If you're watching a movie and the sound of someone eating popcorn takes you out of it, it's probably not that good of a movie to begin with.
Nah, that's what has always made me wonder how fricked up the midwest is since the ones I go to are mostly clean and people aren't acting like absolute morons.
The best thing to do is wait until the movie is almost out of the theatre and go watch it in a small room all by yourself (obviously can't do that as a critic).
I've seen tons of movies like that and it's 100% worth the spooky feeling plus you just can't get that sound at home.
it's one thing to review a movie nobody has ever heard of but is GOOD & another to review a movie no one has heard of, isn't good & no one cares.
The whole "find tweets or comments to make fun of" shit really jumped the shark. Non of that shit is funny.
>Atheism this atheism that
>Atheismis gomunissmus
>Everything is gommunismus
>Atheisms is troon eating babyes gommunism
>Why so mental illnes atheist
Every fricking day
The frick is wrong with this place, its like were reaching whole new levels of potato
Did you know all the deaths under the "communist" (I use quotes cause they were communist in name alone) governments in the 20th century was done in the name of atheism? According to Christian apologists it was. Also the Nazis were atheists despite over 94+% Christians split between Lutherans and Catholic or Hitler having a massive list of quotes about doing this all in the name of Christianity and his love for Jesus being one of the main reasons for his hatred if the israelites. Nope. Atheist.
Makes sense since hitler was a socialist therefore a atheist satanist troony
Everything is satanist atheist communism troonymaxing, stalin was pro trans rights too
Bayer-monsanto, cocacola, disney, nestle, theyre all communist
Also CERN is a satanist temple and also demons, theywalk among us theres demons arround you right now annon watch out for demons
And no one is realy even atheist realy its just people being mentaly ill and or dissingenuous, how could you seriously read the scripture and not believe its true when it says so in the scripture
Also why dont you just go kill and rape babies why not why not, checkmate atheist
>Makes sense since hitler was a socialist
Oh God this stupid tactic. Hitler saying he was a socialist is like North Korea having Democratic as part of its official name. At best he only cared for "socialism" towards Ayran Germans and no one else, thus not making him a socialist.
Also you're a massive homosexual.
>"socialism" towards Ayran Germans and no one else
thats why its called national socialism you fricking goof
No it means Ayran Germans. If you lived in Germany your whole life as a national and weren't of Aryan descent, you didn't count in the eyes of Hitler. So not national socialist, but rather Aryan socialist.
>Makes sense since hitler was a socialist
Thanks for making it clear already in your first line that you're too stupid to breed.
why do you keep making this same thread?
What are you going to do to stop him?
RLM probably made fun of one of his favorite movies and he can't stop seething.
go talk with the other autists on the youtube page for them
Do we think he is actually gay(as in homosexual) or nah?
yes
I didn't think so until I rewatched the BOTW episode where he recoiled from the ginger feeder
Metrosexual at the very least
he's a nice guy
When the thing you loved is ruined by idiot modern age frickheads. You find it hard to feel the same passion about it you once had.
FRICK LOTR
FRICK STAR WARS
FRICK CAPESHIT
FRICK MANCHILD