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I want to have a sludgey foursome with Rich, Mike, and Jay. Have beardfat watch.
I find them shallow and pedantic
And they insist upon themselves
It's just dishonest content creation
A glib facsimile of Egbert and Siscum
they what?
I think he said hes moronic
They outright state they are hack frauds. Can't get more transparent than that. The quality of their content largely depends on the specific movies they are watching relative to its capacity to feed them joke fodder.
Sounds like the old Jon Stewart defense.
>I'm not a real X, I'm just a comedian!
in his case it was being a news pundit and in RLMs case its being a movie critic.
Yes I agree shallow and pedantic
I still do. Sucks to be you gayot. Stay filtered and unfun haha
I didn't say i was happy about it, i miss them... i want them back
Didn’t even watch the Kenobi reviews but just seeing these threads say they were accepting of them makes me sick. I’ve been loyal to them for years but every once in a while something like this happens to make you realize how fricking stupid they are
you haven't seen neither Kenobi, nor their reviews and you are seething ? You're a joke.
I have seen Kenobi. That’s why I’m seething.
Makes sense, but they didn't say they love it, only that it's acceptable/watchable. They shit a lot on it. I haven't seen Kenobi (most likely won't) but i still watch them cuz i like their videos, i never took any of them seriously only when they actually recommend good movies.
>only that it's acceptable/watchable.
Which it fricking ISN'T, no matter what bullshit you've watched before it.
Can't take them serious even as contrarian gays anymore.
Doomwiener was right.
Calling it watchable is a huge stretch.
YUGE
What is actually bad about Kenobi?
It's Disney Star Wars, which is all just utterly uncreative, pointless, and repetitive, but it didn't particularly offend me.
don't pretend you're that clueless
Is this "they disrespected the character" again?
I don't see it. If the series didn't end with him fully himself again, and beating Darth Vader in a lightsaber fight, maybe.
>What is actually bad about Kenobi?
Off the top of my head
>creates instances in ANH that don't make any sense
>makes Obi Wan look weak, moronic, and just a poor decision maker
>Obi Wan is the 3rd most important character in the show behind Reva and Leia
>more female empowerment garbage
>the show looked very cheap and generic
>music has been garbage since Disney took over
>horrible dialog and writing at times
It was a shit show. It's weird how they had Boba Fett stay on Tattooine, when he should have left. But they Obi Wan leave Tattooine, when he should have stayed put.
The disregard for canon, and token female empowerment is just by the by at this point. That's just what Star Wars is going to be under Disney. I'm past the point of caring.
I don't think they necessarily did Obi-Wan dirty. The series starts in a logical place, which is that Obi-Wan has been living as a desert hermit for ten years, his one purpose in life is to watch over and train Luke, and he can't even do that, because Owen distrusts him. And that's all from the original movie, so that's what they have to work with as a starting premise.
I guess my actual complaint is it was all just so basic and surface level. There wasn't a lot of character study of Obi-Wan, for a show that in theory should have been all about that. It was a very straightforward "tired old guy has to get back in the groove" plot.
It should have been about a broken man. A defeated warrior. A guy who actually won his final battle, but the war was still lost in the end. As he lives the harsh Tattooine life he gets into situations that remind him of situations he had with Anakin when he was his padawan. We can see how he handles the situation now vs. back then. Maybe he realizes he made some mistakes as his master? Maybe he misses his old friend more than he thought he would which only make his isolation worse.
Oh, but instead we got the adventures of Kid Leia and black chick.
That sounds like a show about nothing and even more pointless than the show we got. Frick your ideas.
>different opinion=bad
idiot
I can't finish this vid but not because they're accepting of it, rather because of the cringe level from Mike's little ego trips and self-deluded improvement suggestions is just too high now
>Mike's little ego trips and self-deluded improvement suggestions is just too high now
He probably feels like he needs to do that so he doesn't come off as a negative complainer/nitpicker, which is true, but you are just making yourself look stupid in a different way when all your proposed corrections are random garbage you pulled out of your ass on the spot.
Mike keeps going overboard with his pathetic film making larp and fanfics fantasies, they just keep taking more and more of the runtime each time.
Fricking stop Mike, you failed. No producer is going to see your podcast and think you got something good going on and gift you a budget.
>THe grungy spaceship in this space horror should have been a clean white spaceship
h----hire this MAN!!!
Mike and Jay don't care about being film makers anymore. They have said that they are way happier and fulfilled doing what they are doing now instead.
sounds like cope
>They have said that they are way happier and fulfilled doing what they are doing now instead.
yeah, that´s why jay gets mad at todd philips because he dares to make drama films now
>NOOO HE´S BAD BECAUSE HE DID THE HANGOVER MOVIES!!!!!
>Fricking stop Mike, you failed. No producer is going to see your podcast and think you got something good going on and gift you a budget.
>And then this should have happened
>And then this should have happened
>And then this should have happened
>And then this should have happened
>And then this should have happened
The reviews have better entertainment value than the Kenobi series, though admittedly, that's not saying much. Besides, the review wasn't really that positive, it's more like a series of backhanded compliments and the main reason they were accepting of it was their low expectations and the general apathy they have towards current Star Wars nowadays.
You thought you had to agree with every single one of their opinions? They've had bad takes for years. Midnight Monologues, Rogue One, Man of Steel... Sorry you just found out.
I feel the same. It's like losing my friends.
i wanna rape rich evans on his grandma grave
I auto-skip all their star wars shit. I can't be the only one.
Same. As well as any videos about nuTrek, and that BOTW with Patton Oswalt.
Me too. Even poking at star war’s corpse has lost its fun. I prefer when they talk about things they don’t have to struggle to find enjoyment in.
I haven't watched them in like three or four years. I'll probably revisit BOTW ten years from now when I have a massive backlog to look forward to.
why is the RLM so pathetic? They act like they're their actual friends lmao
they ARE my friends you fricking bastard !
Please have sex
i have had dreams where i'm hanging out with them
Seek help homosexual
based
CRINGE !
Same
Also Lindybeige
>Dreams, as in you're asleep and have no control over what your brain comes up with
I've had daydreams about being friends with them
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE FUN OF MY HECKIN DISNEY PRODUCTS
>I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE
>Friendship ended with RLM
>Now EFAP is my best friend because *proceeds to go on 7 hour tangent*
If I have infinite bullets and Rich and hitler in the same room, i shoot rich evans infinite times. no hesitation.
Jokes on you rich has soo much fat that the bullets never make it to his vitals
But what if Hitler gets jealous because you aren't paying attention to him? Some would say the emotional damage is worse than the bullets themselves.
there are two kinds of people in this world
people who like Rich Evans, and people who watched pre rec
I never did
The problem is Mike clearly thinks Jay is pretentious and compensates by over praising shitty content he knows Jay doesn't like to appear less snobbish. He's always hand waving Jays complaints and taking the "but I enjoyed it" stance, something young Mike would never have done. Meanwhile Jay is such a pussy gay that he is completely incapable of defending his opinions against this, and he's constantly walking back his criticisms. Rich is just a fricking nerd with no taste, so his presence almost never matters outside of making Jay even less confident in his opinions when both Mike and Rich disagree with him.
Rich has always been the stereotypical internet nerd who will hate things for completely arbitrary reasons. Jay has always been a hipster who lives ironically shitty movies and arthouse.
Mike is the weird one. He fits no archtype. It's like a roll of the dice on if he'll dislike something or not. He can hand wave dumb blockbuster movies as being dumb fun but then go complete autistic on random things microanalyzing it.
>Mike is the weird one. He fits no archtype
He's the sodabrain moron of the crew.
>Mike is the weird one. He fits no archtype
he's a apathetic genXer
We call them slackers
>Mike is the weird one. He fits no archtype
he likes shitty sci-fi movies and tv shows, although for some reason he never watched Babylon 5
Man, he sits through every shitty new Star Trek show, and he hasn't seen Babylon 5? What's he doing?
I tried B5 but I just couldn't stick with it. I was just coming off of DS9 so it was like deja vu, but I didn't think B5 had the same "heart" as DS9.
You have to get through the first season. Once the story really kicks into gear, it's great.
i once watched an episode of B5. there was a character named "Zaphres" he kept saying his name. i turned the tv off.
Classic character.
I think it's a slow build but worth sticking with.
I think too Rich and Mike are actual friends - they grew up together - where as Jay is the friend Mike wanted to have but they realized they weren't very much alike in real life.
Kind of a sad dynamic because Jay literally can't do anything else with his life as he probably has no skills other than armature editing. Though - he's had time to learn any trade he wanted.
Its odd he hasn't tried to bank his minor fame to get a job.
He tried to go to screen junkies but the boss there (dan harmon? weinstein? dan schneider? forgot his name but same kind as these) wanted him to do 'tributes' in a sick way like personal space invasion to the max and Jay said no. Jay was blushing hard because the dude thought that's what he did at RLM too
Hit the nail on the head.
I can't watch them anymore. Jay is the only one with an opinion I can trust, even if I disagree with it. Too bad he doesn't have enough backbone. Mike just comes off bullish now and contradicts his young self. I'd respect Mike's opinions if they made sense. The shit with disney was just the straw that broke the camels back for me.
I have not watched the reviews because I do not care about Star Wars and Star Trek (really liked the Star War video games, the rest of the franchise could eat shit). I watch their other stuff though. They're probably just taking the piss anyway.
I don't know how anyone kept watching them past 2016. The Force Awakens and NuWars in general proved they have no idea what they're talking about and Space Flop showed they have no actual talent, and their videos have gotten consistently worse and released slower now that they're middle aged and coasting on patreon dollars.
The Plinkett Force Awakens video was a pile of shit. They'd already lost their edge by then, and have only gotten lamer since then. Guess I still watch them out of habit.
That's a fair enough take. I realize that they still have appeal in that they don't look or sound like manchild dorks like 99.99% of friend simulators do.
>don't look like manchild dorks
Debatable
Mike Stoklasa has become so moronic. I am shocked he even remembers how to breathe.
They gave everything on Nerd Crew, they're dry since.
Mike needs to do on-locations videos even if it's one-off.
I get the feeling they're fed up and too old for this internet stuff.
>Tfw no Mike and Jay romantic vacation in Monaco series of vlogs
They save the best for Plinketto. https://youtu.be/At1EOyY5Hpo
I've proposed switching to laughing at Mike but I don't want to be sneering at people while I watch my wind-down content, so Mike needs to get on board with it and make it deliberate. He needs to get down on all fours in this same set, and rut around like a pig and say "I'm fat piggy"
Slowly I grew to hate them.
I start to hate Jay.
I started watching "Jay being slightly nervous compilations" on YouTube to see how this liar acts hen his hackery is exposed
You can clearly tell that these guys only have an indirect appreciation for movies, and that their primary motivation for investing so much time into it is their obsession with their favorite childhood movies. They spent their entire youth arguing about trashy blockbusters on forums, and probably only learned more about the technical aspects and history of making movies for the sake of winning forum arguments.
>youth arguing about trashy blockbusters
That's their actual appeal and I am dumbfounded when people care about their view of some movie. They recreate the innocent days feeling of being a 13 year old in a group of nerds, smugly saying how "it would have been better if...". Hey wait Maybe mike does do it on purpose, for this reason?
That might have appeal if they could actually say something interesting, but they almost never do. Their level of commentary on movies is only marginally better than that of the people they ridiculed with the nerd crew.
The ironic backhanded and vague way they praise things like the Kenobi show just because it isn't an abject failure is just as annoying as the people who blindly suck off or shit on Disney products.
>That might have appeal if they could actually say something interesting,
Then you don't get it at all. I feel bad for you, it seems you missed out on those type of days
So correct
They are cinematically illiterate and have shit taste to boot
The overwhelming majority of YouTube "critics" are mindless shills like that
I used to be a chucklefrick, I loved all E-Celebs.
But now they don't make me laugh anymore.
There is nothing left to watch on Youtube, and I still watch 3+ hours every day.
But now it's mostly boring documentaries and funny animal videos.
I can't stand fake intellectuals.
...I can't stand real intellectuals.
Funny screams and funny faces don't make me laugh anymore.
Farts and vomit doesn't make me laugh anymore.
Sophisticated comedy doesn't make me laugh anymore.
I've been experiencing something like this as well. There was a time when I could find an interesting person on yt and spend several days watching all their videos without getting bored. Now I can't even bear to watch anything on less than 2x speed, usually with my finger on the skip button to get past all the ad reads and bland time filling nonsense.
It feels like the entirety of discoverable youtube is now saturated by people who have learned how to game the system, I can't even count how often I see people making essentially the same videos on the same topic, and you can't even filter out the garbage because the search functionality is weighted to favor that same garbage.
RLM were never really good to begin with. Glad to see people finally realizing how moronic they are.
Their earlier stuff was entertaining, firstly because it was very in depth in a dorky kind of way (the way they would hyper dissect a particular frame in a Star Trek movie, or whatever), and secondly because it had internet edge, back when internet edge was actually a thing that hadn't been finger-wagged and censored to death.
They don't have any of that now. They're old, they're tired, they're not who they were. It's just kind of sad now.
No one does they clearly lost their passion for everything and just create content to keep their patreon
>the prequels show Darth Vader as nuanced but heavily flawed character
Mike hates it, says it makes Vader look like a b***h
>Rogue One shows Darth Vader as a straightforward unstoppable villain
Mike hates it, says its pandering to Star Wars fanboys
>Kenobi tries to do both but in a cheap poorly done manner
Mike likes it
That copy pasta about them being cynical Gen X contrarians is spot on.
They've lost the magic. Seems like they're sipping their own koolaid a little too much.
>Mike mentions one of his voices
>nobody acknowledges it
>the subject moves on
>Mike starts doing the voice
>It comes out as a different voice
>Mike talks about how the voice sounding like one of his other voices
I usually turn the computer off at that point
what
Mike believes he does funny voice impressions (only plinkett is funny)
I think he's referring to Mike's Trump impression
they lost me after the rogue one review
every criticism they made could have been made for tfa like a year earlier but they sucked that off and shit on RO which was actually slightly better than tfa
It's amazing how Jay is obsessed with people who didn't like Rey or Luke in the sequel trilogy. He brings it up every episode even tangentially mentioning Star Wars. Is he a Daisy Ridley coomer or just a contrarian?
He's a conceited manlet that desperately wants to signal that he's above it all.
This
The "Sexist Chuds" don't like Rey, so he has to come up with some moronic excuse to defend her.
the prequels live in their head rent free
>filming shit that never happened is bad film making
Is it?
This means the whole story sequence in Reservoir Dogs is "demonstrable film making". objectively false.
prequels are objectively bad doe
>the prequels live in their head rent free
I think its more to do with the fact that the Star Wars Disney cult is still going strong
I started watching them in 2012 and Mike being 43 still doesn't seem real.
did they make fun of your favorite zoomer flick
its odd that they think the rest of the world still hates george lucas.mxj80
>What is that guy Kubalani Jigabishcum...Rajeesh Dodidodi? haha
>Kumail Nadjani
>Yes.. I love him btw I'm not doing a bit on his name because he's Indian. I was just doing silly names, like I always do that. Nothing special about him being Indian, like I said he's very funny to me, I respect him, so I wouldn't do that. He was good in this film
yidsney shills having a total meltdown itt
>"This show is a scam and Disney is terrible and the reason I watch the show for the sake of reviewing it is it's only 90% shit instead of 100% shit like the sequels and prequels"
>"OH MY GOD THEY LIKE THE SHOW WHAT DISNEY SHILLS FRICK THESE PEOPLE"
These threads are always infested with morons
The silence is deafening
Are the allegations true?
everyone is expected to sell out on youtube anymore. if someone makes videos, expect sponsorships. if someone gets sponsorships, the majority of they comments will be congratulatory. every video is just long enough for the double ad roll, or long enough for their sponsor contract. all caps in the video title, maybe even red arrows. just know, if someone is making an effort to upload, the end goal is money, is sucking your soul out through 15 seconds of ads.
the sellouts aren't even good, they're not even professional. they don't hold a consistent schedule, their positivity isn't passable. they advertise bad products. their lack of ideas and passion is obvious.
this is only going to get worse. more people growing up every day who watch youtube videos for 5hrs a day, so their only thought on a career is "I wanna make youtube videos". no thought as to what to express, or why they want other people to see what they see. the end goal is production borne of a lack of creativity. it will get worse. the algorithm which rules the views number will get more stringent. hollow doesn't even begin to describe it.
they aren't "youtubers" though they just use it because its a video host.
Its cute you are playing along for their cope.
RLM was one of the original YouTube reaction channels. They ruined a generation of people.
>why are Luke and Leia important?
do they even like Star Wars? seems like they're only fond of Empire and that's it
That is kind of poorly explained. Either it's because they carry the bloodline of the chosen one, or it's because they're the only force sensitives left alive into the OT era, except both of those points are arguably not canon, depending on which canon, or who you ask.
Leia is de facto political leader of the rebellion after her planet/father gets blown up.
Luke is important because he's supposed to be the last jedi (heh) but the EU even before disney shat all over that concept.
Maybe next time write a coherent long form story / script and film it in a reasonable time frame so that 30+ years later you're not trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit with your toys sales film franchise. Gen-X is to blame for this nonsense. Any potential for a coherent Luke and Leia story never existed. George just wants to sell kids toys.
Reboot Star Wars, get competent writers to do right by characters and create an internal world logic so shit is not duct-taped on after the fact. Alternately, just abandon the Lucas era and craft something new better written and with more consistent rule set.
See
as to why that isn't possible.
was it kino?
it will be kino when we see Half in the Bag in 2050
the new B&B movie was okay. Do America is still way better.
they were never good and Mike is a gay pedophile
/thread
The Obi-Wan videos are the turning point for that channel. Screen cap this.
im genuinely, unironically upset that they will apathetically watch kenobi, but are probably not going to check out Strange New Worlds, even tho its been getting positive feedback, because it wasn't thier idea to watch it first. Im also upset they will not have an episode on The Batman, even if they fricking watched the fricking Marble movie and then ALL THE FRICKING SPIDER MAN MOVIES THEY MISSED LEADING UP TO IT. but no batman.
Look at those eyes. Those dead, cold, black eyes. Those are the eyes of a morally bankrupt degenerate. A soulless, heartless husk of deviance and perversion. He probably needs multiple hard drives to store all the kink porn on his computer. And the fetishes? Don't get me started. Pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, S&M, scat. You name it, he's it. """People""" like him have no sense of right and wrong. They indulge their sick fancies at every opportunity and think nothing of it. How he hasn't been caught in some CP sting operation or Chris Hansen show is beyond me.
did he?
I really lost respect for them the most when they refused to watch Batman because people told them to watch it. Pretentious homosexuals.
Fricking do a HITB for Top Gun already
Mike hates Tom Cruise and Jay shat on it on a since deleted tweet calling it military propaganda without even seeing it, no way they are gonna even touch it.
Both those things are lies though.
makes you long for the days where they would have an editor that would force them to write the review.
"Thats nice that you feel that way, now write the fricking review or you're gone."
Yeah, the recent trend of "we'll only watch movies we want to watch" is really killing the channel.
Some of their best vids are reviews of movies they absolutely hated.
They literally just did a whole series of videos about something they hated
>muh nu-trek
They only do videos on shit they want to watch.
Imagine thinking that this was a good complaint.
If you want to watch generic reviews about generic shit, you’ve got plenty of other options
Oh, sorry, I forgot you watch their videos to pretend you have friends.
Cope harder homosexual
Not him but why do I always see this comment with a kind of gleefully smug tone as if it's insulting? I do watch them for that reason because having real friends is a hassle since you can't just switch them off when they get annoying
>MR YOUTUBER MR YOUTUBER STOP WATCHING THINGS YOU ENJOY AND VALIDATE MY LATEST CAPESHIT
lmao
What kind of weird cope is this? The only thing they do watch is capeshit.
Oh yeah all that recent capeshit like Roger Rabbit, Thr Northman, Moonfall, Darkman…
I’ve avoided their Star Trek and Star Wars videos for the longest time, Star Trek because they’re all really fricking boring and Star Wars because they say the same shit over and over. But when I got curious and watched their recent Picard video it was just them crying over and over saying “why?” or “what’s the point?” for 50 minutes. It wasn’t even funny, more pathetic and embarrassing. That’s probably every Picard video they’ve done and it baffles me they still do it. Their patreon is doing pretty well, I don’t understand watching and talking about a series they’ve been crying about over and over even if they get payed for it.
You know what's even more pathetic and embarassing? Star Trek Picard.
More skit content. More increasingly unhinged, disturbed skit content. More method acting alcoholism skit content.
Yes TGWTG is right over there.
it's telling that so many people hate them after their obi-wan review
there really are that many prequel manbabies lmao
I'm convinced you're the same homosexual with this argument every thread. The reason a lot of the people started watching RLM in the first place was because plinkett. Please give me the mental gymnastics routine you used to conclude the reason people are hating them now is because we loved the prequels? Are you fricking stupid? The prequels sucked. The Disney shit is somehow even worse yet RLM are sucking disney dick. Do you not grasp this you brain dead homosexual?
Oh wait, this is Jay isn't it? Only logical explanation is you have some overwhelming devotion to them or you are them.
i dropped a $500 dono on patreon to request a movie review but they didnt even respond
well, their takes on star wars are idiotic. their misery regarding picard was comedy gold though.
Aaaaaww baby got his feefeees hurt by men in youtube window?
We know you're an internet tough guy Jay. Pretending to be random people defending you and your team is pathetic. Grow a pair of balls and start producing some quality content.
Guys, I'm legit in love with Mike. What can I do to stop this silly feeling inside my heart?
Jay needs to lose weight. Jay needs to understand nobody will like him he becomes fat because he doesn't have the charisma Mike has.
Their take on general "cape shit" has been atrocious, but I don't know WHY.
Even the fanbase seems pretty baffled by their shit-tier opinions. Only Jay seems to have any cinematic sense.
Also, frick this lazy friend-simulator shit. I want more unhinged skits.
>I want more unhinged skits.
There are a thousand other 2k-sub critic channels for you to enjoy room temperature IQ content from.
Post 2
rich is a homosexual when it comes to star wars
>noooo i hate space magic in this franchise known for space magic
>noooo the franchise is 'creatively bankrupt' (no I will not bother reading any of the books or comics nor will I play any of the videogames)
truth is star wars was always overrated shit
Star Wars is 'creatively bankrupt' except for solo, mando, kenobi, parts of TLJ and ROS.
No it isn't. They will just never flesh out anything truely interesting in the setting because everything needs to be easy to translate and convey on an international market. There can't be a deep exploration of anything let alone anything our society faces. It's there excuse to keep making entertainment dumber, it's easier to translate consistently and visual references can be lazier and more overt/universal.
He's gaining on them. These woketard Disney shills are finished.
Stop posting about Mike Stupidklasa, Rich Evans, and Jay Baudumb on Cinemaphile !
theyve stagnated, they need a good movie to review or a scienceman episode. BOTW was their bread and butter but it's stagnated and i think they're bored with it. Reviews are the only good thing about the channel now and they keep doing shit no one cares about
>Red Letter Media didn't make the Talladega Nights video that I already mentally scripted out, and they went off my mental script for their Mars Needs Moms video. This is the greatest of betrayals. Time to become an anti-fan and spend four years gossiping about them being alcoholic pedophiles.
>Paragraph of greentext
moron
oh no, how will they ever survive without your 4 views a month
Who is the protagonist of Jurassic Park? (Mike said you have to have one clear one or you fricked up)