i don't mean to be mean but they're way too fricking ugly for you to settle for this
they should be ridiculously hot to offset the freakiness of it
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You need to consider the money he could make off of this
frick yeah, he could sell their skeleton to a museum for millions, or get her stuffed like Julia Pastrana!
if one head wanted to have sex but the other didn't, would it be rape?
No, not in their case. I think one head us like the tag along and the other controls most of the limbs etc
nope, each side is controlled by their respective head. They coordinate walking and the like.
>nope, each side is controlled by their respective head. They coordinate walking and the like
Sounds like hell
No, Brittany only controls the left arm. Abby controls the right arm and both legs. They always make a point to refer to themselves as separate individuals (they each only say "my arm" in the singular, for example) but Abby will say "my legs" often in interviews. Abby controls both legs.
>Abby controls the right arm and both legs
They each control one leg and had to learn how to walk in sync.
Around 1:15 Abby says, "My legs are sweating." Do you have a source for them saying they each control a separate leg?
This is your proof?
Yes.
them synching up and finishing or randomly chiming in in the middle of sentences is crazy
To be fair, actual, not even conjoined twins do this.
Fascinating
Quit spreading lies gaylord. They each control one leg. It took 5 minutes to look up.
I don't believe it. They might say that but it's not true.
Imagine if the nervous system is such that when they have sex the actual wife doesn't feel anything
sounds like a normal marrage
>"Give me head."
>"Which one?"
he can get a rim- and blowjob at once though
>having your ass eaten
>thinking you're not a huge homosexual
this generation is lost.
thats the most nasty shit ive heard
I honestly thought they were dead
The marriage fights will be hilarious.
They're probably rich as frick from all the freak-bux they've earned from Guinness and TLC over the years.
One head can work while the other is tired. That means double the blowjobs.
This too.
If I frick them, would they orgasm together?
He needs to make both of them cum in order for their single vegana to orgasm
Wouldn't orgasm at all if you fricked them.
lel
They each control one side of the vegana (one pussy flap)
It would be extremely painful
For two.
It would be extremely painful
UU UU
One would poop and the other would pee.
>them
The double knob slob would be wild but also how does having kids work could she handle a pregnancy?
Holy frick
They probably can't have kids, but if they can I'd imagine he wouldn't need to worry about it since that's obviously a wizard in disguise trying to create a race of magical ogres upon this domain.
What if the next generation has 4 heads?
>the origin story of the Hecatoncheires
I think you are right
She's probably infertile bro
I mean they're lmao
Do they have two souls or one?
1 and 1/4ths
you just know he's fricked them between the necks
Thus, a new extremely niche fetish was born.
Do they feel each other's thoughts? I've always wondered what would happen if you wired the brains of two people together and this two headed woman is basically the natural version of the experiment
They do, anon. I read in an article about them that they can send each other thoughts telepathically. They never elaborate on this, though. It's the most interesting thing about them and they never talk about it. They can read each other's minds and they don't talk about it besides mentioning it in passing! I guess they want to keep some things secret .
I think that's probably bullshit. Your thoughts can't travel your nervous system.
Yea but it opens a lot of questions about consciousness. I feel like they could really advance that field. Its two people possessing the same body after all
They kind of can, look into the gut's role in consciousness, and heart transplant affecting personality
have you seen them speaking?
That's literally what the nervous system is for, for sending brain impulses (ie thoughts) around the body
No, but they share feelings through the nervous system. So anxiety hits both, but they absolutely do not share thoughts at all.
They've said that they do, though. I'm just repeating what the article said. I figure if any two people can share thoughts, it's these twos.
>the article
link it
They can't share thoughts, but if one of them gets horny the other will feel it because they have the same circularity system and thus share the hormones for emotions.
And how the frick would you know even if they hadn't said otherwise?
that's impossible, but i think what they mean is that they frequently have the same thoughts because they share the same body and they probably have minute non verbal ways to communicate with eachother
They have no other experience of consciousness to compare, so telepathy is just how things work by default for them
What if the unmarried one thinks negative thoughts about the husband? This could cause major problems
Put it out of it's misery
>Put it out of it's misery
Why? This dude has a use for them
I'd marry a dog if it meant I could just lay around and shitpost all day never speak to anyone ever again
wait, it only mentions one name. are they both Abby? or did he marry only one of them?
Abby's the right head, Brittany's the left head.
Imagine if you married the other head.
Stage left or camera left?
if he gets a blowjob from brittany is considered cheating?
I mean in reality he is marrying both but you can’t say that so you have to just pick one and say she is the one getting married.
Biologically speaking yes but both have their own separate driver's license so according to the law they are 2 people
He just married Abby. That means the right head blows him behind a curtain sometimes.
>That means the right head blows him behind a curtain sometimes.
He must get double head for this be worthwhile.
I think that under law, each separate brain is registered legally with the government as a separate person/identity. Because bigamy is not legal in any state as far as I know, in the eyes of the law he can only legally marry one of the heads.
Which means, another man could actually marry the other head and they'd all be sharing the body.
Both have to pay taxes but only one can get a salary. Fricking based govie
I never considered this, but since one is probably technically not making any income it shouldn't be an issue. Maybe they could write the head he isn't married to off as a dependant though. I opened this thread to talk about the head this dude must be getting and now I'm thinking about how you their taxes work.
Now I'm thinking about all the bullshit that goes with this. How does their health insurance work. Like if one head had better insurance couldn't they just say it's her body and use that for everything but the other head? Or would they divide it down the middle? There's also benefits, they'll only need one movie theater ticket or one plane ticket. You only need a normal amount of clothes but you need twice as many sunglasses and hats. A normal amount of body wash but twice as much shampoo. Do they use the same shampoo? Does the barber charge them for two haircuts? The logistics of two headed life are fricking up my brain.
One movie ticket and one plane ticket because they have one ass. But it twice the snacks.
Do they have one stomach though? I can't stop thinking about this.
Here is the blue print.
How the frick does this work? They have space marine anatomy.
Especially 2 hearts. They must be sync up to a point.
>"2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, and medicine taken by either affects both)"
Wikipedia is not a source
It's a secondary source with links to primary sources. Yes it is.
It doesn't link to primary sources which confirm such, so no. It's a lazy stop gap which you assume has sources to those claims yet it does not.
You didn't go into that link and check every source in this amount of time you lazy ass contrarian moron b***h shit eating ass Elmer Fudd looking dweeb lil' homie move along.
>still no proof
At least try
Okay that's fricking wild
Two stomachs but only one set of intestines. Do both the stomachs connect to the same small intestine, how does that work. Or does only one of the heads connect to a full digestive system, so only that one can eat?
>proper amount of vagánias
I am no longer imagining.
Would you Cinemaphile?
>1 pair of ovaries and 1 uterus
seems normal enough.. Siamese twins aren't really a genetic problem so it could very well work..
>aren't really a genetic problem
Black person are you fricking BLIND?!
>1 vegana
boooorinnnng
Reminds me of that episode of Invader Zim where Zim tries to become more human by taking human organs and placing them inside himself.
separate stomachs, same digestive system
>their poo gets smooshed together before it comes out
They actually kind of win out in the tax situation. One salary but twice the deductions because each of them reports half the salary as her own income.
I guarantee they get disability gibs
They have to be. The identity of a person is the brain. Two heads, two brains, two people, one body.
>the brain
Both brains are connected by the same central nervous system.
It's more like one brain physiologically.
No that's still two brains and one central nervous system. They can't read one another's minds.
physiologically, yes, but if they are taking a test together one brain from the other brain doesn't have access to data in the orher head. (If they study together it is likely they will have the same databank doe)
Nah your kidneys are part of the same system but are still two kidneys.
Even if that's the case, it'd be impossible for one to kill someone without the other being complicit in it meaning at the least one would be charged as an accomplice.
>it'd be impossible for one to kill someone without the other being complicit in it
You can't imagine one scenario? They don't share thoughts and they each control one arm. All one would have to do is whip a gun out from the side of the bed that's there for protection real quick and pop off on someone in their room.
You're not considering the preparation that would have to go into that. There's no way for left side to hide the gun without the right knowing about it. They are witnessing all of eachother's actions at all times. There is no scenario where one could pull a murder in which the other wouldn't realistically be charged as an accomplice.
It's literally this easy:
>door faces right when they're in bed
>they already have a gun on the left side
>there have been a lot of break-ins lately
>dude walks into the room at night
>left is awake and panics
>grabs gun and shoots
>the right was just being jolted awake when left became nervous and started reaching for the gun
>no time to respond to what was happening, just fight or flight from the shared nerves and a startled brain
>lights turn on
>it's the guy who married right head
ez
You think that you're somehow going to fool the person you've been physically one inch away from for your entire life who is your twin and you even share feelings with? They're just gonna believe, "Yeah we should just put a pistol on my side of the bed..." and not notice signs that you hate your mutual husband and want to kill him when you spend 100% of your time together?
And, the police wouldn't even believe this if it was just a normal-ass person trying to excuse shooting her husband this way.
>the police wouldn't even believe this if it was just a normal-ass person trying to excuse shooting her husband this way
Yes they would. That's why people get accidental shooting insurance. You don't know anything about guns, crime scenes, or twin-headed ogres. You sir are not fit for this conversation.
Accidental shooting insurance covers legal expenses it doesn't get you off the hook for murdering your husband. You're also now just avoiding/conceding there's no way for one head to commit a crime without the other being an accomplice.
>Accidental shooting insurance covers legal expenses
Wrong again, bucko. Settlements can range from $500k-$4m. The police and insurance both run their own investigations.
>You're also now just avoiding/conceding
Why do you like being wrong? You were handed a surprisingly common scenario on a silver platter where all I had to do was add an extra head. You then feigned that there would be a whole psyche game because they share nerves and the married one would know because she felt the shared nerves. Have you ever considered how nerves even work, moron? Anxiety is what your nerves feel when you're mad, or surprised, or scared, or yadda yadda. They discern feelings by being mentally present and knowing the context of these nerves. Her sister can literally still lie to her. Fricking duh, dumb ass.
>settlements
That's for a lawsuit not a criminal prosecution you gaytard.
>You were handed a surprisingly common scenario on a silver platter
One in which both would be arrested and charged with homicide and you're deliberately ignoring:
>You think that you're somehow going to fool the person you've been physically one inch away from for your entire life who is your twin and you even share feelings with? They're just gonna believe, "Yeah we should just put a pistol on my side of the bed..." and not notice signs that you hate your mutual husband and want to kill him when you spend 100% of your time together?
Because there's no way around it. It is impossible for one to take any action without the knowledge of the other.
You just think it's impossible because you refuse to accept the literal FACT that it's two people who only share most of a body, but retain their own independent sides and brains. They can and have lied to one another. They've been stuck together for life, they know how to lie to one another. You're so bought into this idea that they know each other's thoughts when they don't.
You seem too autistic to understand social cues, they don't have to be mind readers.
You're an actual moron. Two brains. Two people. They can even smack each other without warning, did you know that? You're too stupid for this.
You're doing a lot of mental gymnastics to get around the legal reality. I already said they're two brains and two people, and that it's irrelevant.
It's not irrelevant because you said they couldn't do it without the other knowing. Yes they can, that was the point. They'd still have to go to a holding facility together, but one could murder without the other being able to prevent it.
>It's not irrelevant because you said they couldn't do it without the other knowing.
1. It is because both would be arrested anyhow like any woman shooting her husband.
2. Even if that were not the case one could not store a gun by the bed and hate the husband without the other knowing.
>one could not store a gun by the bed and hate the husband without the other knowing
They can. That's literally the entire point, not the legal shit. The legal shit would say the same thing - lefty sprung into action and righty was still in a waking shock right as the shooting was taking place. Lefty is the murderer, righty is not, they both have to serve the time either way as they share a body.
They have a brain and spine and arm. One could be writing a poem while the other does homework.
>They have a brain and spine and arm. One could be writing a poem while the other does homework.
Nvm, im moronic, writing "simultaneously" would mean that they can both write at the some time, but different things. No idea why for some reason I thought they could both write the same thing at once, kek
You couldn't arrest them if one is innocent.
Do you not know how arrests work? There'd be probable cause to arrest both.
Anon I think the point is it's like that runner who shot his girlfriend, it's still something you get charged for but here they can't arrest the person because their twin can sue for false imprisonment.
They work as a teacher. Is it one salary or two? They can't teach in two classes simultaneously.
They're both working as a teacher because it requires both to puppeteer the body successfully. If they're not demanding a dual salary they're suckers.
would they both get taxed seperately? or could one claim the other as a dependant?
Someone said they only get one salary. I feel really bad for them if that's true. The government gives out so much money to hire worthless Black folk into jobs they can't perform. The least they could do is provide both of these girls their own salary. There must be a lot of expenses involved with their unique situation.
sure let's give more gibs to leeches and lazy neets, why the other girl doesn't get a job instead?
It was never answered as to how they were paid for their teaching trial
Oh frick, if they got work from home jobs they could get paid twice at the same time.
They could also both apply for remote jobs and double their chances of getting hired.
That is completely correct. And since they are both working as teachers they both get paid a salary.
So when she inevitably fricks Tyrone it's not adultery?
And will he have to pay double alimony?
they are both threes at best. Even if you are Terrance Howard that is at best a six. If yu rate yourself below a six, jump on that ham grenade.
Is anyone else not absolutely amazed how something like this thing exists and is alive?
It’s like a fantasy creature in the real world, like a two headed ogre from WoW or something. I also get this feeling when I see midgets. Like, wow it’s a dwarf! It’s real!
Imagine being in greco-roman times and seeing this monster. They would write poems and stories about it, and the brave hero who cut off its ugly heads. Instead, write about the person fricking it. I guess in ancient times they’d still write about fricking it, too, haha.
Fascinating stuff.
I'm amazed how they are still alive, yes. Conjoined twins have a high mortality rate and most don't survive past birth.
I wonder if they both cum at the same time.
You know those crazies who call themselves THEY/THEM? Unless you look like this girl, you shouldn't be calling yourself THEY or THEM.
I bet he posts here. Another anon is going to marry the other head.
I have been writing Brittany and trying to groom her to ditch her b***h sister and her butthole controling husband, but so far all I have managed is to get Brit to bite her sister in the cheek. I will post if there are updates.
Nuclear war is the only solution left, and I hope to god the israelites instigate it with the muslims. This shit has gone on for too long.
>a-are those disabled people experiencing j-joy?
>AHHHH IM GOING INSANE HELP ME BIBI. BILLIONS MUST DIE
lol wtf kind of schizo take is this
A handicapped person (I guess two persons) got married and looks happy. Omg how terrible
Surely nuclear war will only lead to MORE two headed people?
She’s at alive? I remember back when I was 13 years old I would watch these weird ass documentaries about freaks like Abby Hensel after jerking off, in post nut clarity.
They are both one person but double the age therefore the age of consent for her should be nine.
NICE.
That's not how it works pedo
If the left side murders someone solely by shooting them with their left hand, how would they handle that case legally?
I want this to happen just to see how things go.
I don't think they can really perform any action without the other's consent so they'd both be charged with murder.
>I don't think they can really perform any action without the other's consent
They can. They each control one arm. They were born with a third that was removed.
I would never give up a third arm, nor would I deprive my warp-touched child the opportunity to hone their three armed abilities.
Lmao, so how the frick do you think THAT would work. They can hijack each others brains and commandeer total control or thr body? Get real!
I think there have been cases involving identical twins that have been thrown out, let alone this.
If one of them murders someone, technically the other one is an accomplice.
the only person that has the right to use they/them pronouns
Funny enough they use "I" when responding as a pair in emails.
Ok, what's this guys angle? Is he just a degenerate or is he planning some sort of long con?
He'll be the only man in history to plow a woman with two heads.
Is it that hard to understand? He's a coomer.
Why did I climb that mountain? Because it was there.
It's what men are forced to settle for these days.
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>is he planning some sort of long con?
He wants a tribe of two-headed children.
He'll be their new god when they conquer the world
They used to be kinda cute.
Oh well.
They look the same
they look 20 years older which kind of makes sense since theyre 20 years older
imagine how awkward it is for them to kiss
well there aren't many bi-headed girls out there so they have it easy
I wonder if their kid will have the same feature, it might be the beginning of a new race
All things considered they actually got a pretty good deal compared to what other siamese twins are like.
Still blows my mind that if one of them closes their eyes they can still see the images the other is seeing.
How do they put shirts on
Even that siamese twins got better deal than this.
Siamese twins give me an enormous feeling of dread.
before you click the pic it looks like a kind of octopus 🙂
Same but equal parts fascinating. The abnormal reveals as much about the universe if not more.
If they put out a sex tape it would probably be the most profitable sex tape of all time. Genuinely curious stuff. How tf does it work
It's not rocket appliances, penis goes in vegana or mouth hole. Now if he was a guy who also had two dicks, then we'd have money.
It'd be the only sex tape where the woman is filled in all 4 holes.
They will never be as kino as these two slave owners who had 21 children.
Imagine getting your black ass whipped by this
He'd almost be a human Black Compliance Engine with that efficiency.
Imagine you're fuvking your wife and you brother touches her back or something
these guys were gigachads
>born as deformed peasants in taiwan
>somehow survive being a deformed peasant in taiwan
>get brought over to states, become rich touring around america and europe in freakshows, eventually ditch your israelite handlers and make it your own business having rich people pay just to wine and dine with you
>become slavery tycoon magnates in North Carolina, own land, have 21 kids with two white women
>live to 60s
>now have over 1500 descendants
They literally won the game of life
Got to be odd turning yourself off for a day though like they did when rotating family time
>taiwan
It's Thailand anon, that's why it's called Siamese twins
Thailand is rightful Taiwanese clay
Black person please.
China is Taiwan soil, but not Siam.
It's a Taiwanese world, you're just living in it.
>now have over 1500 descendants
And none of them have 2 heads? Does this BTFO evolution?
If you found the perfect girl but she was a midget, would you date her? Just asking haha.
>if you found the perfect girl and she was even better would you date her
Yes dummy
no because their life is also short
Theres no way she/they can give a birth, right?
So does he have to kiss them both goodnight?
Does he love one more than the other?
What if they get into an argument with one of the heads?
man the world is weird, that these people (person?) were born and survived is one thing but they happened to be born and survive during a time when they were able to be seen by the entire world
I like to imagine that in 1100s China, a rice paddy farmer in Yunnan had a two headed kid, and upon seeing them said “ 該死的,兩張嘴要餵食?!” and chucked the newborn as far as he could out into the rice paddy’s before beating his wife for not making a strong son
Basically what you said, but India in the 1700s: https://www.amusingplanet.com/2022/06/the-two-headed-boy-of-bengal.html
Can you imagine being born only to grow as a parasitic stump on another head?
>The second head seemed to function independently of the main head. When the child cried or smiled, the features of the upper head were not always affected and did not match the emotion of the child. When the child slept, the second head might be awake and its eyes moving as if observing the surrounding.
Nightmare fuel
how many virginias does it have?
They're from Minnesota
There's no way the other twin actually is single. There must be some Big Love type shit going on.
Hands down their into freaky stuff in bed. Looking the way they do I’m sure they indulge in as much pleasure as possible. That man is about to be drained every week
Dude has 2 wives. Closest you'll ever get to that is your 2 hands.
This. There's probably some real freaky stuff that goes on in bed between the three of them. That and the free dosh for the rest of their life, and he's doing pretty well marrying into that genetic abomination.
Double Minge Dave
Does sharing the lungs mean one can endlessly deepthroat without coming up for air? These are important questions.
Imagine being so sexually and sentimentally desired as a category of human being that you can be a tal headed deformed freak and still find a normal person from your desired sex to love and support you for the rest of your days.
The other head that shares your misbegotten body? The inevitable health problems that will destroy your life sooner or after? The massive social stigma of being the undeniable monster that you are? All irrelevant. You've found someone that will swear faithfulness and love to you for the rest of your days, and if he didn't, someone else will.
I can relate better to a slave from antiquity than to a person like that.
Only ugly people get married, look at your parents
Jokes on you, both my parents were very good looking when young
Im the hideous one, somehow
>Each has a heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs, and spinal cord. Each twin controls one arm and one leg. When they were infants, learning to crawl, walk, and clap required cooperation. They can eat and write separately and simultaneously. Activities such as running, swimming, hair-brushing, playing piano or volleyball, riding a bicycle, or driving a car require coordination.
>They can eat and write separately and simultaneously
This I dont get. They have 2 brains, they are 2 different humans, how could they write simultaneously unless they have fricking telepathic senses
Got an actual source for that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel
>riding a bicycle
Honestly the one on the left just looks miserable and has the uncomfortable head position to the side.
>They can eat and write separately and simultaneously.
>2 Heads One Cup
*hits pipe*
Doggy style would be like steering a chariot
>hey how about some love for shoulder guy over here??
Cram it, fundy
/our conjoined/
They were pretty cute before they walled.
Do you think they have kissed each other?
With the heads too close together I am sure it must've happened accidentally at some point.
They probably kiss while being fricked
you might say he's really fricked in the heads
the BOGO of marriage
>BLOODLUST AYEHAHAHA
>"This way!"
>"No, this way!!"
That's nice
Good for them
This happened ages ago. Why is it being brought up again all of the sudden
demoralization event
this is a looksmatch for a sub7 male in 2024.
The incels were right.
You can't compare them to a normal person with the same looks. Their condition has made them famous, so of course they get a lot of attention. In today's world of mass media the Elephant Man would get more swipe rights than a regular plain guy, just because he's well known.
>one pussy
>twice the nagging
That poor stupid son of a b***h.
They are rich. He married them for the money.
I just need to know if when the one he is married to sucks his dick, does the other suck his dick also? Like do they switch off bobbing up and down on the wiener? Or does the non-married one close her eyes and pretend she is not there, perhaps wear ear plugs and eye mask? I NEED TO KNOW.
You can't legally marry two women in the US, so they had to put one name on the papers. That doesn't necessarily reflect the actual situation. They share a pussy for crying out loud, how could one of them possibly not be his wife? If they got pregnant they would BOTH be the biological mother of his child.
Well, all the articles say he only married one of them. But obviously when he fricks his wife, the other one is getting fricked, too. So that is hot for him. They probably both moan and talk dirty, etc... But for both of them to blow him, they have to decide to, and literally switch off, with the other head bobbing up and down with the other even if the dick isn't in her mouth. And odd situation to be sure, if the other one does NOT want to suck the dick. So do they just say frick it, and all sex is a three-way? And if so, do they both suck the wiener? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
>the articles say
Articles can only say what is public knowledge. Publicly they have to say only one of them is married to him, because bigamy is illegal, so that's what the article will say. The actual biological fact is they can't perform the functions of a wife separately, just like they can't drive separately even though each one has her own license for legal reasons. I would be really surprised if they don't both live as his wives, given that they've already had to learn to do everything else as a pair.
I don't doubt that. But a dick can only go in one mouth at a time. So what I am asking is if they just decide to blow him in tandem, switching off every 30 seconds or whatever. Or does only one of them blow him while the other is just along for the ride, so to speak. If this guy gets a double blowjob every time he is blown, that is the hottest thing ever and he won the cosmic lottery if that's the case.
>the hottest thing ever
look at them man, I would do it but the hottest thing ever is extreme
As a blowjob connoisseur, I can ignore that they are ugly and their faces are mashed together in a weird way. Getting blown by both heads of a two-headed b***h would probably have me nutting knee cartilage after my balls were emptied.
Based on the angle between their heads I doubt they could both blow a single dick at the same time. They probably have to take turns.
"Get ready for ball duty, sis!"
what else could they do? like is the other girl going to marry a different guy and the husbands rock paper scissors to see who between the four of them gets to use the one vegana?
>You can't legally marry two women in the US
Mormonism was born in the west.
And the rest of them rightfully stamped out its bigamy.
>If they got pregnant they would BOTH be the biological mother of his child.
In a sense, this is no different than regular identical twins. If your wife has an identical twin, then your kids are just as much your SIL's as they are your wife's, biologically speaking.
No they definitely all participate.
>You're a Bigamy Guy
rockin’
Threads like these are the reason I'm staying
How the frick does this work?
This is fricking my brain up.
When he proposed, Did Brittany tell Abby, "I'm so happy for you."
Bitch! You are her!
are the girls the original they/them?
They control one leg each, implying control is split perfectly down the centre.
So who controls pissing and shidding?
Also do they both get the pussy feels?
>2 individual women
>1 pussy
How does consent work here exactly
Two-person rule chastity belt.
I wonder if they get pregnant, do they both have to put in the work to push out the baby or one of them is there just for ecperience
Imagine sitting between their faces and getting a simultaneous rimjob and blow job. I'd bust so hard the frontal would need to see an orthodontist.
Imagine one head is blowing you while the other is talking dirty. Then the one that is talking dirty is also fondling your balls while you finger their pussy and butthole. I would probably nut so hard that my testicles would come out as well.
Guy gets a threesome every night.
Two Girls, One vegana
It's kinda mind blowing that they are only people on earth that could factually use they/them pronouns
true
Two stomachs...but what about colon and anus Are they pooping for two with one butthole?
Do they both feel the burning of the liquid shits if one of them eats too much vindaloo?
That's weird, so Brittany is just not married to this guy? Will she be present when they frick? Or is she going to be blindholded and have earplugs?
Also lol@ that guy taking one for the team. Money says he'll be miserable in time.
humiliation ritual
isn't bigamy illegal?
What happens if they divorce?
everyone gets half
He's an INFJ
gentle souls by nature, or mad psychos when pushed around
It’s some dumb shit they make business school graduates do when they’re applying for jobs.
I know
What does it have to do with it?
I don’t know, I didn’t make the original comment about it.
and ur an inhomosexual
Better than a fat chick imo. Of course, it's possible they could get fat too. Like even if one wants to diet it's over if the other stuffs her face. Interesting to think about.
Anyway, there are worse things than double blowies from a mythological creature. I bet they're real eager and appreciative a "normal" guy settled for them.
>Anyway, there are worse things than double blowies from a mythological creature.
man I read some shit on this website lmao
>still waiting for answers to my poop question
>literal monstrosities can get married but I can't get a date because I'm not heckin CONFIDENT despite being a decent person overall (although my posts here might lead someone to believe otherwise)
KWAB
stop it anon this shit is rough and the last thing I need is for even my 4bros to not support me emotionally
you're literally less desirable than a monster
have you ever considered you're the problem, fricking moron?
okay, what do you suppose the problem is? I want to see your guess before giving you any further info.
my guess is you are a social awkward loser with a superiority complex, falsely believing yourself to be more intelligent than the other happier more well adjusted people around you.
>my guess is you are a social awkward loser
you'd actually be wrong. I'm extremely social these days with many close friends and many more people in my general circles. I go out most weekends and during the weekdays I'll go out a couple nights, typically. I'm constantly with people. For example today I went to the gym with a friend, and yesterday I watched a movie and chatted with some friends in the evening. And these friends include women and all types of people, not just weird awkward nerds or something.
>superiority complex
maybe a little bit, I won't lie. but nothing too crazy, mostly I just like people and don't think about judging them unless I'm in a bad mood.
>falsely believing yourself to be more intelligent
I wouldn't say so, maybe a little bit sometimes but often I think people are more intelligent than me so it all evens out.
Now, based on this, and given that men and women of many kinds like being friends with me and enjoy my company (based on what they've said or by the fact that I'm always invited and people are disappointed when I don't show up), what would you guess my problem is?
I've no problem being friends with women. But I'm not good enough for anything past that, apparently.
I might be in 20 years if this keeps up but for now that's not me
You are fat.
nope, I'm not in great shape but I'm definitely not fat
I can do 15 pullups and I run 5ks on my own a few times a week
you're typing out paragraphs about yourself on an image board where everyone is anonymous.
you're a fricking loser moron dude, you've already failrd and anyone "reading" this knows it and is laughing at you.
im not even gonna bother checking if this post gets a reply. save yourself the trouble
You're a closet gay
He’s probably like pic related.
homie has ptsd so bad he married a woman with a spare head in case one of them gets blown off
He knows he has to make a sex tape, right?
I saw bunch of interviews with them and i was surprised how normal, nice and happy they are. I expected them to be kinda weird or jaded or whatever
>my wife has 2 heads
So if one dies and the other lives, how the frick does that even work?
Eventually one will die. And the other will still be alive and conscious knowing for certain that a death counter has begun, until blood poisoning claims them both.
It's actually terrifying.
just remove the offending head and cauterize the hole
They have each others backs amirite
Goes to show that a woman can be deformed with a hunch back and swollen head but there will still be a man willing to marry them.
Dude finally found his ogre magi, don't ruin it for him.
I'm old enough t remember when freak shows were still around.
Then in the 70's PC started closing them, and welfare supported them(they made way more $ at the freak shows).
As a kid, I learned about people who were different from me, so no exploitation.
Anyway, freak shows are back, disguised as learning about people who are different from me?
I'm not talking about the current state of the GOP.
Isn't it so weird that conjoined twins even exist? It's like God wanted to stretch the limits of what could conceivably be a real medical condition.
this homosexual won the cosmic lottery
life's so fricking unfair
Imagine coming back home after a hard day at work and having your wife b***hing at you in stereo.
Look at the legs on these two
from the thumbnail i thought the old lady was holding a gun
There was the gay twins that got married.
The little one here trooned out
>when being normal freak just isn't enough
>joined at the face
This is the worst one yet.
what a fricking nightmare.
How many brains do they have?
Would