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Why do the elites love to mock the working man so much?
You would too.
He is a twat, people who suck toes to get through live should be killed on the spot if they don't end up killing themselves
CHUDSON, DON’T TOUCH THAT!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>You mentioned “Homer’s Enemy,” which has to be one of the darkest half hours ever on television. It’s about an upstanding, decent, and hardworking character named Frank Grimes, who’s driven mad by Homer. At the end, Grimes accidentally electrocutes himself, and then Homer snores and talks in his sleep at Grimes’s funeral, to the amusement of the attendees. Not what James Brooks might refer to as a “lot of heart.”
Swartzwelder responded:
>Grimey was asking for it the whole episode. He didn’t approve of our Homer. He was asking for it, and he got it. Now what was this you were saying about heart?
This. Envy is one of the seven deadly sins. Grimey was a c**t.
Indeed. He was obsessed over Homer and wouldn’t mind his own business either. Homer didn’t care about him at all to the point he fell asleep during his funeral. Frank Grimes true name was Chud Simp(son)
He literally saved Homer's life and Homer immediately ratted him out to Burns.
No one envies you, you dickless troon sodomite.
I do.
>accidentally
b***h he grabbed it himself.
Based libertarian boomer dabbing on that Gen X homosexual grimey.
The comments on any frank grimes clip on YouTube is filled with midwits saying how much they identify with Grimey and how blackpilled they are after working hard when others don't.
Grimes deserved it for being a prick and taking himself too seriously. Complete chud.
All those morons identify with grimey because they've got some grimey in them. They're entitled naive knowitalls who haven't grown up yet. Unfortunately many never do.
>swartzwelder
ah I get it now
Yep it's a Schwartzwelder episode
I think that episode sent a terrible message. Work hard, be responsible, do your part and get fricked by life.
It is the cold hard truth
It's good that they portray reality this way instead of sugar coating it but I would have preferred if Homer died instead and Grimes married Marge and replaced Homer as MC. I think that could have saved the Simpsons.
Marge wouldn’t touch that Chud Simp with a 12 foot pole. He was disgusting and repulsive. A true icky man. What might’ve saved the series is if Grimes got just his dick electrocuted and it exploded and then he became trans
That is the dumbest fricking thing anybody has ever said.
Great argument.
It wasn't an argument. It was a statement, moron.
Your emptional response is a clear indicator that you agree with me in a subconcious level, but are afraid of admitting the truth. Episodic TV shows can't live forever without changes or they go stale and Homer has long passed his expiration date.
>let's kill off homer and take a random one-off character no one likes and cut his dick off and make him the new homer
>no that's idiotic and only a peabrained child would consider that a viable path forward for the series
>heh sounds like you agree with me
please reconsider before posting again. you gain nothing from bothering rational people.
He would have gotten his dick blown off but remained a side character in my suggestion. He would’ve been like a Mr Garrison character once he became trans. All they had to write for him was a line like “I think I’m just going to take a piss on these live wires” and then his penis and testicles explode and Chud Simp becomes Trooncel
>All they had to write for him was a line like “I think I’m just going to take a piss on these live wires” and then his penis and testicles explode and Chud Simp becomes Trooncel
ok this is based
it's not "based" or "epic" it's shallow and blisteringly stupid
can you show me a single other episode of the simpsons with penile trauma? it's not that kind of show. you also don't become trans by exploding your dick and balls off, it's a long and drawn-out process undertaken by deeply confused and manipulated individuals, none of which frank grimes---a milquetoast nuclear engineer---is.
and if he marries marge he would no longer be a side character, unless you also think marge should turn her giant blue hair into a throbbing veiny hot wiener so she can frick the festering wound in grimes's crotch? christ alive you are pissing me off
I think you don't know much about writing television, and that's why you have no vision. You're the type who has to see it after it's done to know it's good.
and what vision is that? violently ripping a man's penis off his body in a children's cartoon? i think i can easily envision how dumb of an idea that is without needing to see it
fricking numbskull
Breathing fresh air into a long running series so it doesn't become stagnant. Your only idea is to keep repeating the same things.
i never said to repeat the same formula. in fact i haven't put forth any ideas because you haven't asked for any. but safe to say my ideas are infinitely better than something as poorly conceived and shortsighted as "let's blow this guy's dick off and make him a woman so he can dyke it out with patty and selma"
You lack the vision to see the rich possibilities that it would have created, as already noted. Lacking that vision, your ideas are bound to be nothing but repetition that you myopically believe to be new.
forgive me if my "vision" is hindered but i'm currently blinded by how superficial and stale your suggestion of shocking the audience into a renewed sense of interest in the series is. what rich possibilities? "the search for francine grimes's destroyed bleeding penis?" "the trouble with tribbage?" "let's go to claire's to buy a neovegana stretcher?" shock value becomes dated the moment it's filmed.
You shouldn't keep demonstrating the lack of vision already observed. You've made my point, the discussion is over.
now type that without crying
>can you show me a single other episode of the simpsons with penile trauma?
Uh yes? A Star is Burns? Hello?
Post body b***h
you are both morons. saving the simpsons by killing off characters is asinine and i hope you are twelve years old or else there is no excuse for how dumb you two sound.
do me a favor: please sit down and read aloud your post in the mirror. read it slowly and reflect on the inanity of what you've written. frank grimes becomes trans and marries marge??? what the frick did the mental institution let out early today? are you writing your posts in fricking crayon? jesus christ i am mad. you have both ruined my day.
>jesus christ i am mad. you have both ruined my day.
you sound upset, friend
That did happen, and everybody started calling him Homer and thinking of him as Homer so that's the way he's portrayed to the audience. There is a big clue-- just before he dies it sounds like he starts to say "I'm Homer Simpson." The man they buried was the original Homer.
This was also hinted at when Skinner was shown to not be the real Skinner, and it will be revealed in the final season.
I would prefer a lot of things. They sadly do not happen.
I mean just look at the cash me outisde girl
She is a billionaire now
The proto zoomspeak. She invented it.
Homer was an easy going slacker, and Grimey was an annoying busy body. He deserved death. 6 feet deep homie that’s the depth
GO TO SLEEP b***h
DIE MOTHERFRICKER DIE
UH
TIME'S UP b***h CLOSE YOUR EYES
No, it's the right message. Better to learn it as early as possible. Working hard yields no benefit unless it's for yourself. """"Working hard"""" for someone else so you dont starve and maybe make enough extra to find someone to reproduce with is life.
you need to work hard but you also need to be red-pilled on how thing work. if you just work hard but are a big push-over and try to play nice like Grimes did then yes you will yield no benefit.
>you also need to be red-pilled on how thing work
So I need to convert to judaism?
>you also need to be red-pilled
you need to be 18 or older to post here
You missed the point.
So reality then
A Simp fr but they be like just be a dumb moron ?
Homer never touched those for a good reason.
>Oh what's this? Slice of life moeshit anime?
>Well it won't cause me to troon out because I'm da based alph-ACK!
jej
but those are some of /misc/'s favorite animes, clearly they don't cause you to troon out
/misc/ is filled with self hating trannies.
Frick you, /misc/ is full of straight white Chads like me and we're gonna save the white race and the planet.
das rite.
trannies are self-hating by default though. that's like saying the ocean is filled with wet water.
>he doesn’t know
lmao polcels
Spy Family definitely doesn't belong there.
Nagatoro and Dress Up Darling won't turn you gay, it'll turn you straighter.
is it a bad thing if i can relate to him like a lot?
Grimey's hatred was pathological. Even if Homer had turned out to have been some smart guy, Grimey would have rationalised that he had a better opportunity or got lucky and hate him just as much. Some people refuse to ever take accountability for their own situation
Grimes had a bad start at life and he kinda felt he was entitled to success. Kinda like "life owes me what I couldn't have as a child". Homer probably just feel he deserves it because everybody deserves a good life, not because some karmic retribution. Grimes was truly broken and he's subtly portrayed as such, people just don't see it.
I miss Phil Hartman
Formerly alive
Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole board is insane. Insane, I tell you! Daahh! Aaah! I can be sneed, too! Look at me! Hi, I'm a worthless sneedposter, just like this board! Give me a (you)! Ooh, I post like a imbecile, but nobody minds! I'm sneeding on the non simpson related thread. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to the thread without a brain. But it doesn't matter, because I don't need to discuss anything Cinemaphile related, 'cause someone else will do it for me. SNEED! SNEED! SNEED!
Oh, hi, Mr. Chuck. I'm the worst sneeder in the world. Time to go home to my Cinemaphile and post my sneed.
What's this?"Extremely High Sneedage." Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Chuck Snee-
NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH THE SNEEDAGE IS TOO HIGH
I just wanna say that he living below and above a bowling alley was hilarious.
>ugly people when they follow the advice of "just be yourself" around women
any other powerful episode like that one?
Grimey just took the demiurge's world too seriously. You don't neccesarily need to be an absolute c**t, but no one will give you a medal for being a good person
It's really not a very good episode. It seems to be a zoomer favorite for some reason.
>It's really not a very good episode
It's one of the best and most memorable episodes, you actual moron.
No, it really isn't.
What's the connection between that Grimes and this Grimes? Was she a fan of the show?