There are nurses who I worked with in hospitals that literally think it's impossible to shit without peeing. >be me, cna who keeps track of vitals and monitor fluid intake/outtake >have patient with bladder infection of all things, she has 1 bowel movement and no urine came out >give this report to the nurses before shift ends >they all laugh and call me stupid for thinking she didn't pee, "uh... anon that's not possible lol"
Even though they are completely independent systems and would be like saying "of so they heard a noise but didn't see anything? That is impossible dumb anon"
Never EVER trust nurses, although doctors aren't much better anymore.
I fill my bath until only my head's peaking out, though. I know it isn't technically "fully" submerged, but I don't really see how it could matter. I don't use my head to shit.
>but I don't really see how it could matter.
You need to be fully sealed under the water. Then the water pressure forces your butthole closed. Its pretty basic science.
>Ray, there's an old African proverb that says a child will burn down a village so it can feel it's warmth. I just shit your pants for some warmth, Raymond.
I piss
is it possible to poo without peeing?
Yeah?
wtf
how
I dunno. It’s not good. I feel like my body is full of stones. And cement.
Not for a jedi
Sure. I haven’t pissed in a few days but I’ve been shitting nonstop
sometimes i go pee, then i realize i have to poo, so i will go poo after i pee
lmao just hold your foreskin shut. stupid americans
>burgers will never create a little foreskin balloon with their pee
I pity them.
There are nurses who I worked with in hospitals that literally think it's impossible to shit without peeing.
>be me, cna who keeps track of vitals and monitor fluid intake/outtake
>have patient with bladder infection of all things, she has 1 bowel movement and no urine came out
>give this report to the nurses before shift ends
>they all laugh and call me stupid for thinking she didn't pee, "uh... anon that's not possible lol"
Even though they are completely independent systems and would be like saying "of so they heard a noise but didn't see anything? That is impossible dumb anon"
Never EVER trust nurses, although doctors aren't much better anymore.
I’d rather trust a nurse than trust a chud.
woman detected
The peeing while pooping I can handle, it's this damn pooping while peeing I wish I could do something about!
no anciant chinese wisdom says:
you can pee without pooping
you can't poop without peeing
I have not had a poo in 7 years. My diet is 100% efficient.
If you get the opportunity, you should shit yourself
I peed at work once in the urinal and I farted but poop came out so I took my underwear off and threw it in the trash compactor.
Past a certain age, a man without a shit can be a bad thing.
No hand washing. Just go to the outhouse, take a shit, and go home.
Does pee know?
I always heard you can't poop if you're fully submerged in water but I've always been too cowardly to test this. Can anyone confirm or deny?
I almost shat myself a couple of times in my bath, so...
You're not fully submerged in the bathtub though.
You'd need to be completely underwater in a lake or a pool.
I fill my bath until only my head's peaking out, though. I know it isn't technically "fully" submerged, but I don't really see how it could matter. I don't use my head to shit.
>but I don't really see how it could matter.
You need to be fully sealed under the water. Then the water pressure forces your butthole closed. Its pretty basic science.
Butthole science, right. And how can fishes shit in the sea, then?
They have special fish buttholes that were designed, not evolved, to poop underwater.
i did it once in a lake but it was very painful
>Ray, there's an old African proverb that says a child will burn down a village so it can feel it's warmth. I just shit your pants for some warmth, Raymond.
>past a certain age, a man with piss bottles can be a bad thing.