I don't poo, I just pee

I don't poo, I just pee

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I piss

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to poo without peeing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. I haven’t pissed in a few days but I’ve been shitting nonstop

        wtf
        how

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. It’s not good. I feel like my body is full of stones. And cement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not for a jedi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. I haven’t pissed in a few days but I’ve been shitting nonstop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes i go pee, then i realize i have to poo, so i will go poo after i pee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao just hold your foreskin shut. stupid americans

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >burgers will never create a little foreskin balloon with their pee
        I pity them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are nurses who I worked with in hospitals that literally think it's impossible to shit without peeing.
      >be me, cna who keeps track of vitals and monitor fluid intake/outtake
      >have patient with bladder infection of all things, she has 1 bowel movement and no urine came out
      >give this report to the nurses before shift ends
      >they all laugh and call me stupid for thinking she didn't pee, "uh... anon that's not possible lol"
      Even though they are completely independent systems and would be like saying "of so they heard a noise but didn't see anything? That is impossible dumb anon"
      Never EVER trust nurses, although doctors aren't much better anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d rather trust a nurse than trust a chud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      woman detected

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The peeing while pooping I can handle, it's this damn pooping while peeing I wish I could do something about!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no anciant chinese wisdom says:
      you can pee without pooping
      you can't poop without peeing

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have not had a poo in 7 years. My diet is 100% efficient.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you get the opportunity, you should shit yourself

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I peed at work once in the urinal and I farted but poop came out so I took my underwear off and threw it in the trash compactor.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Past a certain age, a man without a shit can be a bad thing.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No hand washing. Just go to the outhouse, take a shit, and go home.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does pee know?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always heard you can't poop if you're fully submerged in water but I've always been too cowardly to test this. Can anyone confirm or deny?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost shat myself a couple of times in my bath, so...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not fully submerged in the bathtub though.
        You'd need to be completely underwater in a lake or a pool.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fill my bath until only my head's peaking out, though. I know it isn't technically "fully" submerged, but I don't really see how it could matter. I don't use my head to shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but I don't really see how it could matter.
            You need to be fully sealed under the water. Then the water pressure forces your butthole closed. Its pretty basic science.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Butthole science, right. And how can fishes shit in the sea, then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have special fish buttholes that were designed, not evolved, to poop underwater.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did it once in a lake but it was very painful

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ray, there's an old African proverb that says a child will burn down a village so it can feel it's warmth. I just shit your pants for some warmth, Raymond.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >past a certain age, a man with piss bottles can be a bad thing.

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