"I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid"
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Jesus these films are bad
Lucas fails again
Did he own R2 or did someone else
He owned R2 from a certain point of view.
Obi-Wan never owned R2. I guess the royal palace owned him first, then it was Padme, then to Analin after they wed, then the Organa's, then he became Luke's. The astromechs Kenobi uses throughout the series are probably loaned by the order, so that doesn't count as owning.
Droids were more common place than microwaves, you seriously can't blame Obi wan for not remembering a specific one he barely interacted with outside of a few missions.
Do you remember the exact make and model of the microwave you used everyday for 10 years?
I don't have full conversations with my microwave, nor did it ever serve alongside me in a war
Obi Wan literally talked and served with thousands of droids daily. Not remembering R2 specifically isn't that hard to believe. R2 served alongside him just about as every other tom dick and harry in the sw universe.
They're not allowed to have trash cans in space?
That is a recycling bin you mong
No, but if someone asked me if I owned a specific microwave I would say I don't remember, rather than falsely claiming that I never owned a microwave.
You can't reason with prequelgays.
You shitskin ot cucks lost this argument all those times people already educated you on the fact that Obi never owned R2, or any droid. You literally never see him own a droid in the prequels, idiots.
What about R4?
Let me guess you think he owns the ship too? Lmao
He is a jedi not a bounty hunter
We never see him own any Droid in the prequels, shitskin
If that microwaved saved my life a few times, I sure as hell would.
Padme and Anikin owned R2. Not Kenobi. After Padme's death and Anikin's presumed death, R2 was left to Leia and her adoptive parents on Alderaan.
He never owned R2 you moron
They are god tier movies 1-6 all
He never owned Artoo.
He never owned the ones he flew with either, those were de facto government property if not collectively owned by the Jedi as an institution.
>Artoo.
actually it's R2
Zoomers begone.
"From a certain point of view."
Here come the prequelteens to defend it.
>The Phantom Menace was set 32 years before A New Hope
How moronic was this - should have been 52 years at least
He didnt own R2. That homie was Republic property
It is like saying a soldier owns the gun he uses in war. Nope, that is government property.
i don't remember every microwave i ever used or pair of shoes i wore in my life
he was lying
Is this what he tells to stormtroopers went asked about that girl he meet back at Mos Eisley?
Droids are sentient beings. They cannot be owned, that is slavery.
>They cannot be owned, that is slavery.
Slavery is legal on Tatooine.
Holy shit, you're right. wth
>Obi-Wan is a dissimulator and a liar
Checks out.
>"Oh, and have Obi-Wan's memory wiped."
This was such a bad throwaway line. It would have been so kino if they made it so C3P0 stopped functioning because he learned of what happened to his old master and they had to wipe his memory, and that's why R2 was a little crazy too.
Dumbest shit I ever heard, are you a moron? Clearly this is why you were not the writer, because what's in the movie makes much more sense.
They erased the droids memories so the empire could not trace the whereabouts of Luke and Leia from the two droids.
And they just straight up forgot to wipe one of them? They thought the Empire would never be able to decode astromech droids? Please explain.
C3P0 actually responding to what happened in a meaningful way and not just getting wiped carelessly as a gag would be great because of the theme of loss of innocence in episode III.
Dear sociopathic autistic morons. If you actually were able to pick up on nuance, you'd notice the EMPHASIS Alec Guinnes places on the word "owning". It's literally right fricking there since 1977.
Look, you're memories start to slip when you reach the ripe old age of uuuhh... 57, huh.
Nineteen years alone in the desert tends to frick with people’s heads, yes.
in the fricking scene he's acting coy, of course he fricking knows who this is, jesus christ you morons are worse than gamers, even they talk more to people and understand communication
have a nice day
also episode 2 is kino.
The answer is that the prequels and every subsequent piece of Star Wars property has no real narrative connection to the original trilogy and at best should be regarded as fan fiction.
Wrong, the prequels tie in to them perfectly with zero plot holes
No matter how much malding boomers like you and OP like to try with lies. Obi Wan literally never owned R2, nothing of the sort is even slightly fricking implied in the prequels.
>Wrong, the prequels tie in to them perfectly with zero plot holes
kek
Yep. No amount of seethe from you can change the fact that they don't contradict a single thing.
this and even the OT was a bit wobbly within itself
George was winging it the entire time and that's okay
Someone post the Boba Fett vocaroo please
The real issue is that shoving R2 into the prequels feels contrived and very stupid.
I could deal with R2 if 3PO wasn't also in there or vice versa, let alone putting them together.
It's almost like the prequels in general are contrived and very stupid.
Only the original 3 films are canon. Everything else is fanfiction.
The prequels were written by the writer of the original trilogy, this makes them the very fricking definition of CANON and NOT fanfiction, since George Lucas was not a fan was he now moron, he was the creator.
Its insane there are still people who seethe at the prequels when they are and always were God tier.
People shit on the prequels because they work great from a design and conception perspective but fail on many levels of execution. I love parts of the prequels, but be realistic. OT works on those levels as well.
No, bitter boomers seethe about them solely because they weren't exactly the plot they had imagined in their mind in the over decade they had waited for more, but of course they weren't going to be what some neckbeard fan imagined, but what the neckbeard creator had imagined.
The execution is top tier in them. A lot of things are even way better than in the OT, like lightsaber duels are much better, the pod racing is some of the best action in the franchise, etc
Action was better executed for the most part, I agree. Maybe not the Jango fight and Dooku fight.
Obi vs Fett fight was kino, wth you didn't like it? Such a good brawl and then it continues as a sick chase through an asteroid field
1st Dooku fight was quick and mediocre yeah, the one where Anakin kills him was cool
Still
Maul fights = number 1 in all of Star Wars
Other prequel fights close seconds, especially Anakin ones
I don't know, the scuffle with Jango was just a little awkward. I like the space chase. Better than Boba vs Luke, that's a given, he does get jobbed the same way though. Yeah second fight with Dooku is fine.
>lightsaber duels are much better
Most of them are bad.
No, most in prequels are pretty good.
OT has like 3 duels total iirc, Obi vs Vader has horrible choreography, the two Luke vs Vaders are OK but mainly because of tension and plot not the action itself
The Dooku duels are awful. All of them. Palpatine vs. Windu and co. is likewise very bad.
>Palpatine vs Windu and co bad
Uhh no that was great
I guess you think it's bad because the other jedi don't react and just let him stab them dead
But that is because he was using a dark side ability called Force scream, which paralyzes everyone around in fear for a short while
That's why he keeps snarling and making those guttural sounds at Windu too, he is trying to stun Windu with it too
I like that the Prequels explain why Obi-Wan looked up Chewbacca in particular in Mos Eisley - an alien beast that spoke neither Common nor Huttesse. They actually knew of one another from back in the Clone Wars.
>I like that the Prequels [did something extremely moronic]
>R2 fights with Anakin and Obi-Wan throughout the Clone Wars
>doesn't have his mind wiped like Threepio
>doesn't remind him of their adventures when they meet again
>no comfy scenes of war-weary droid and Jedi shooting the shit
Or was Ben still in mourning over R4?
R2D2 was a stinky little dwarf in a bucket. He probably smelled like dwarf farts all the time.
>Fartoo PeePoo
frickers old, he don't remember shit
Do people you met recently know the car you owned decades ago?
the sun was in his eyes, had he looked upon artoo from a different point of view he would have recognised him
What no one talks about is, what was the original idea behind this line? Was Obi Wan supposed to have forgotten? Was R2 meant to have remembered wrong?
George's dialogue is so weird.
>what was the original idea behind this line?
R2-D2 was sent to find Obi-Wan. The fact Obi-Wan doesn't know the droids and never owned a droid is what tips him off that it's probably significant that a droid is desperately trying to reach him.
It just means he used to frick it all the time and will just say it must have been the previous owner who definitaly wasn't him
why does it have a BMW logo on it?
A galaxy far far away was actually hell.
>wtf people cant lie or be cheeky
you got autism
Obi-Wan forgetting R2 is far less of an atrocity than the fact that Disney made him and Leia go on some crazy galaxy spanning adventure together and made her message in ANH seem extremely awkward in the way she addresses him as if they'd never met.
You ever talked to some uncle and aunt you knew only when you are little? Shit's awkward, even if they brought you for ice cream or something.
No, I saw my extended family frequently, but I have seen adults meet first responders that saved them as teens/kids and it isn't awkward for them at all. Most of them hug each other and the girls usually cry a lot. They don't just forget them like Leia seemed to.
I have a bad memory especially from childhood so maybe it's just me, I've seen other people say the same though.
That's because it was supposed to be a movie. But then Disney demanded a series, so the story got stretched and expanded into oblivion.
At one point they literally steal a plot point and location from Star Wars: Fallen Order, their own fricking video game.
From a certain point of view
>only sith deal in absolutes
>I have the high ground (therefore an advantage in this fight)
>your father wanted you to have it
>he struck down your father
>I was trained by yoda
>>only sith deal in absolutes
Yes the Jedi are old hypocritical bastards, that's part of the story.
>>I have the high ground (therefore an advantage in this fight)
I don't even get your issue with this line. It is weird how he says the fight is "over" just because he's on a hill, but he does have the advantage.
>>your father wanted you to have it
Why wouldn't he?
>>he struck down your father
He did, from a certain point of view.
>>I was trained by yoda
Yoda trained all younglings.
it's not like poetry; it doesn't rhyme
He was lying.
yes? Its well established that obi wan is a skeezy liar, a villain needing redemption
Anyone else hate that Jedi wear farmers robes? Ben was undercover which is why he is dressed that way.
Luke provided them with a good makeover