>I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid...

>I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. You can't own a droid because droids are people too.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When are you morons going to understand these aren't plotholes? Obi Wan lied to Luke constantly in ANH.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. He didn't technically own any droids right? He probably saw shit loads of droids that looked just like R2 and 3P0 in his life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Damn fool idealistic crusade"
        >the fricking Clone Wars cartoon

        He had R4 in Attack of the Clones or some shit. Turns out Obi-Wan is just a demented lying homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          R4 is property to the republic or the Jedi, basically whoever owned the star fighter. Obi Wan didn't own him, as Jedi typically owned nothing but their clothes and lightsaber.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        R2D2 was his best friends droid for the duration of the time he knew him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >When are you morons going to understand these aren't plotholes?
      It's more fun to pretending to be moronic though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more fun to pretending to be moronic though.
        You like when Leia tried to convince Darth Vader she sas on a diplomatic mission even though he had literally chased down the plans right to her ship? See wasn't actually a moron for trying to do that, she was just pretending to be moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, his head has been burgeoned with a baseball bat too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people trying for years to explain this as anything other than terrible sloppy writing always makes me laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sloppy isn't the right word, none of this was actually planned in 1977, and I'd much rather have the droids be present in all the movies and cover this plothole than have perfectly consistent writing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's because you lack creativity, just like the writers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >none of this was actually planned in 1977
          This is why the original cut of '77 is the only Star Wars movie with any merit as an actual film. Before Lucas started planning shit and changing things to suit sequalitis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based take, Theatrical cut of the first film and the Genndy Clone Wars are the best Star Wars material. Everything else is shit carried by other material such as games and books.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obi lying isn't a plot hole, it's just Obi lying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, George Lucas had all this in mind when he made Star Wars back in 1977 right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a contrarian shit you are. After 1-3 were released all you had to do is fill in the gap that he's lying. He doesn't even want to reveal his identity!!!!
        >But but but....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't you think it's a little weird he would even bring it up. like why even have Luke say "this moron droid remembers you". it's clear that he's lying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cope is strong with this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Cope Awakens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      strike me down with all of your cope and your journey towards the ack side will be complete

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't own r2 technically. They were Leia's Droids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      from a certain point of view

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He owned Grievous tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So uncivilized

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he wasnt a droid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He identified as an attack helicopter

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't own R2. R2 was just some worker b***h droid on Padme's ship that saved the day so they brought it along more

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't seem to remember ever owning a groid...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t seem to remember ever owning a Black

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think he kept Anakin alive because he knew he was beatable?
    When you think of it, Vader was flawed as a leader and as a warrior and unlikely to change. Not without love from his child to remind him of Padme.
    So keeping Vader as Sidious' no.2 makes sense. Because the replacement could be far worse in the long-term.
    I did like that they made Obi Wan kind of ruthless at times. Like when he set up that fight, knowing Vader would wreck that woman's shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He probably has dementia by this point. Decades in the heat, lots of solitude. It's a miracle he remembered Luke at all.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When I left you I was but a learner now I am the master.
    >Only a master of getting fricking rekt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hilarious, is this really in the show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, some anon just went into Blender and shooped all that shit in. What the frick do you think, you fricking moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is so moronic and insulting at the same time. But then again, Obi-Wan was always an butthole, so I guess that fits. But still moronic anime bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Force in all the Lucas films is low-key, quasi-religious stuff
      >Force in everything else is DnD magic spells

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >low-key
        There was nothing low-key about it lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize the Prequels are Lucas too right? And that they invented the whole idea of the force being a measurable superpower? If you’re going to praise his good ideas, you should also acknowledge his bad ones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Black folk say low-key instead of subtle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because that phrase has entered the cultural zeitgeist and is here to stay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is kenobi now just a fullblown wizard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was defending Luke and Leia, I guess. Earlier in the scene he was buried under a bunch of dirt and rocks and Vader thought he had won, but then Obiwan starts thinking of the kids and powered up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He thought about 10 year old Leia and got his rocks off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinking about all those younglings he couldn't save

            Damn, that's like some sort of ceramic art or some shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice to see that they've abandoned all semblance of caring about the original lore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have sword that cuts everything, block with hand and wave at rocks
      >have force powers, dont use them to stop rocks after being able to pull a starship out of the sky

      i hate disney so much

      also, this is just to justify rey being a mary sue with dbz anime rock powers and floating and shit.

      >see, obiwan can do it too! rey isnt a mary sue. checkmate cis males

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I spent with your Twin Sister? I chased her all around this one planet while she somehow avoided me with her tiny child legs, but it wasn't just me, professional bounty hunters and hitmen and Imperial Agents also somehow were unable to capture her. Anyway, before I get ahead of myself, I had a flash back about your father, this was before he became Darth Vader, to which I remember him being given that name by the leaders of the Dark Side, but later pretended not to remember this and was shocked years after cutting off his legs and leaving him to die in a Volcano, ahhh... I'm getting ahead of myself again. Anyway - No one could catch your sister even though we'd never met before, we met, I failed to tell you this before now. Eventually Darth Vader found out and came after me and we fought in a mining pit and he beat me and then a fire cut us off, it wasn't a very big fire, but he let me go for whatever reason. I'm sure there is a lot I'm not remembering, like not remembering owning droids. Be sure to tune in next week so I can remember more things I'm forgetting that will surely make no sense.
    He was a good friend.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were going to find out in the Obi-Wan variety hour that he gets kicked in the head by a tauntaun and becomes moronic

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weren't 3PO and R2 technically Republic property?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >C3PO
      anakin
      >R2
      Padme

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All throughout ANH he's lying to Luke to push him towards the path of becoming a Jedi. Why he's OK with taking the last hope of the entire order to the fricking Death Star is another issue entirely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't know about the death star

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.

    >“I would love you to do something for me,” I said.

    >“Anything! Anything!” the boy said rapturously.

    >“You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do,” I said.

    >“Anything, sir, anything

    >“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?”

    >He burst into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. “What a dreadful thing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

    >And he was a good friend.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3PO is on Owen's farm in Episode 2, presumably been there for years
    >Anakin takes him
    >20 years later Owen goes to buy a droid from the Jawas
    >huh, never seen this droid before in my life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Droids unironically all look alike, the female one that says echuta to him on Bespin is literally just him if he was silver

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. I remember every laptop and every computer I ever owned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3PO is one of the most common types of droids, had is silver plating replaced with gold, and had his memory wiped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anakin literally built him custom himself on some backwater shithole. how would he ever come across him and his specs and models. he was like fricking 8.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I started hallucinating my old master Qui-Gon Jinn? He looked the same as he did the day he died all those years ago, but had a terribly gravelly voice, like he somehow kept aging after death. He only showed up when I didn't really need his help, and disappeared almost as soon as he came. He was a good friend.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did George even mean by this line? Why introduce this incredibly minor, and insignificant plot point of R2D2 claiming to belong to Obi-Wan, while Obi-Wan has no recollection? It has no bearing on anything. Leia just selects R2 to carry the message because he's onboard the ship.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Years ago you saved me from sex traffickers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Years ago, is now a few year ago you and me

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Oldi-Wan scene has to be the one in RotJ where a ghost feels the need to sit down

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Oh yeah, I've seen one of these before when some crazy black lady tried to kill me when I was 10 years old. Hers was red though."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She never show the saber to him

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fpbp Leia tought him that, CHUDS!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Obi Wan Kenobi, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, before you were born

    >Except those 150 times I heard it about 9 years ago

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, this sub only has capeshit and SW things. Don't you all get tired of it?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes into hiding wearing a Jedi outfit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obi wan has dementia

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about R4?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just lie to the kid. Trust me. You fricked up his dad with the truth. Now Lie the force demands it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Get that black bastard

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My master Qui Gon Jin was an incredible Jedi mastered the Force to where he could come back as a apparition if he wanted to. But sadly he was run through by an evil Sith named Darth Maul. Who I cut in half but he miraculously survived that and a long fall down a vertical shaft. Those on the dark side were very sturdy, very study indeed. But sadly master did not survive his wounds. Other had survived the same fate by some unjustice will of the dark force but master...master died rather quickly. Anyway, let us go and save Leia Organa. Why I once went on a little adventure with her at one time. A feisty girl. Smart too.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >morons are hating the prequels again thanks to the obi wan show

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >named the fat guy porkins
    What was Lucas thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people are worthy of mockery and scorn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels and sequels suck but to be honest, the original trilogy also has at least one big problem: Empire Strikes Back fricks up Obi Wan's character. It's a ludicrous ret-con.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really is. Lar Owen's line "That's what I'm afraid of happening" when referring to Anakin seemed to refer more to the fact being a Jedi knight got Anakin killed by Darth more literally. As in, both Anakin and Darth were Obi-wan's students, Darth kills Anakin for some reason and Obi-wan changes his name to "Ben" and hides out of shame. Probably why Alec Guinness hated being in the movie, no way could he say the line "Darth Betrayed and murdered your father" in the context of Return of the Jedi with any pride.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Owen never knew Anakin became a Sith. His line has always kept it's original context.
        But the viewer gets additional subtext with multiple viewings, as Luke is tempted to fall to the dark side in episode vi (becoming like his father).

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a story of love and loss,
    fathers and sons,
    and a foresight to retain international merchandising rights.
    This is the story
    of Star Wars.
    Let's begin with part four.

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