>hey honey, some movie about bombs is playing, lets go watch >what's it about? >I dunno, a guy and bombs >movie ends >bomb....boom? >honey, I had no idea ;..;
So now I'm imagining the atomic explosion version of Passion of the Christ's torture porn scenes, and my interest in this movie has skyrocketed
I will most likely be disappointed
Man, can you imagine some awesome super-slow-mo incineration of men, women, and children? I hope he did something like that. You see eyeballs melt in the sockets, lips turn to ash, etc.
that is why its 3 hours anon. 1 hour to set up bomberheimer, 1 hour of slow-mo/imax surround sound ultra HD of da bomb slowly melting nipps and the 1 hour of bomberheimer going the bomb exploded?! meme
>reminder the Japanese STILL didn’t surrender after the first bomb >reminder the Japanese had 50%~ of their wartime production in residential neighborhoods >reminder the “surrender” terms the Japanese offered involved them keeping their government IE the ones who started the war in power >reminder the rape of Nanking was so bad it prompted a literal nazi to appeal to literally hitler to get it to stop
This, coupled with Unit 731 is why I'll never see the Japanese as having suffered any worse than anyone else. >muh bombs
A peaceful, instant death for the vast majority of its victims
Japan admitted to the unit, moron. Even more damning is that the US used research material from that unit.
It existed, Japs are cruel evil fricks at heart, get over it, weeb.
I'll never forgive Japan for Unit 731, which was proven to exist and commit atrocities. Nuking Japan was justified, just like bombing of Dresden and the great rape of Berlin.
I'll never forgive Japan for Unit 731, which was proven to exist and commit atrocities. Nuking Japan was justified, just like bombing of Dresden and the great rape of Berlin.
the Japanese STILL didn’t surrender after the first bomb
losers don't surrender
the Japanese had 50%~ of their wartime production in residential neighborhoods
all the country was involved in war it's true for other countries too
the “surrender” terms the Japanese offered involved them keeping their government IE the ones who started the war in power >wanting to give up your country to a israelite government
are you moronic?
the rape of Nanking was so bad it prompted a literal nazi to appeal to literally hitler to get it to stop
didn't happen, even if it happened is just some dick in pussy, a lot of orgasms happened there
This is blackrock funded. No one wants to see it. It will bomb at the box office. It's only purpose is to be a propaganda delivery piece as we ramp up for another big war. Nukes are real and you need to believe it. A few people will see it, but really it's the trailers that will get enough play to condition people to be afraid of incoming current events.
Nolan is peak normie. Idk what you're talking about. I've never seen the man get angry or overly emotional about any subject matter. Carries himself like a management guy.
Here we go again with all of these false promises that these filmmakers make before their movie is released. James Gunn saying the flash was going to be one of the greatest superhero movies of all time. Taika with Thor saying that Christian Bale's performance as Gorr the god butcher was going to be the bestest ever. The best since Heath Ledger's Joker.
This movie will make people all over the world think about an atomic bomb attack, and people are not aware of the power of their thought, and the North Hemisphere is about to get nuked hard.
i don't remember the specific phrase they used but a lot of people who were trapped in rubble had the flesh melted over their mouths so there was a spooky groaning noise in the area for a bit because they couldn't properly scream for help
a longer war would have allowed (and possible required) the Soviets to invade japan. If that happened, the Soviets would have not left willingly.
The domino effect fear was there during ww2
>One Man >”Mr President I’ll get our top man on this right away. >Two Bombs
shows People getting fried >And a twist you’ll never see coming >record scratch >He’s black? >Starring Eddie Murphy as Norbit in >Le Nutty Scientist
>be forced by universal to promote your passion project to a wider audience >zoomer comes in filming vertically with his iphone as you do your best to present the workings of 70mm IMAX >bring him down to the theater to watch a sneak peak of your film >try your hardest to focus on the screen as he’s STILL filming both the screen and you
finally i can get a israeli view of ww2
surely we will learn of how bad holocaust was and how those evil asiatics had to be wiped out for the greater good
>It's over......three hours long?!?
>I wasted
>le three hours?
I am become bored, destroyer of film
People fell asleep at the movie and Nolan interpret it as something good
>hey honey, some movie about bombs is playing, lets go watch
>what's it about?
>I dunno, a guy and bombs
>movie ends
>bomb....boom?
>honey, I had no idea ;..;
>Filmmaker hypes his film
WHOA
You are doing it wrong, you should have went:
>Film director ... hypes his movie?
>The bomb goes.. off in the theaters?!?!
The bomb is the three hour snoozefest playing on the screen.
The fire rises
Especially in america where you go to the theater and you get shot
A tradition with Nolan films.
>Be Nip
>Go to kinoprex
>Get nuked
>they can't speak
yeah, they are speechless at how bad this is
>they are literally pissing and shitting themselves
So now I'm imagining the atomic explosion version of Passion of the Christ's torture porn scenes, and my interest in this movie has skyrocketed
I will most likely be disappointed
Man, can you imagine some awesome super-slow-mo incineration of men, women, and children? I hope he did something like that. You see eyeballs melt in the sockets, lips turn to ash, etc.
>modern FX slomo versions of the face melting scene from Raiders
that is why its 3 hours anon. 1 hour to set up bomberheimer, 1 hour of slow-mo/imax surround sound ultra HD of da bomb slowly melting nipps and the 1 hour of bomberheimer going the bomb exploded?! meme
unfortunately it's only rated R for "some sexuality, nudity, and language", so florence pugh's breasts is the best you're gonna get.
Aw frick, I forgot she's in it. I won't be going to my kinoplex to watch it so. I'll wait for a good torrent.
>tfw my bf wants to see Boats again
>he sits criss cross applesauce
shit dialogue soundmix confirmed
>enola gay scene
>audence cheers
Wait, they made the Enola gay in the new movie?
Wokeism has gone too far!
>plane gets renamed for the movie
>enola gay
>renamed to enolgbtqia+2s
>bombs drop
>enola gay by OMD starts playing
Still never watching israeliteenheimer. Stay mad, Nolan you pretentious hack. lol
>devastated
Genius marketing
>Le bomb….. I can’t take it……
>Movie is so fricking boring nobody has anything to say afterwards
>It left them speechless!
The image
My sides
Putin has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
i WILL NEVER WATCH IT 🙂
Literally the Obama giving Obama a medal meme
Can't wait for more memes Nolan, keep it up
>reminder the Japanese STILL didn’t surrender after the first bomb
>reminder the Japanese had 50%~ of their wartime production in residential neighborhoods
>reminder the “surrender” terms the Japanese offered involved them keeping their government IE the ones who started the war in power
>reminder the rape of Nanking was so bad it prompted a literal nazi to appeal to literally hitler to get it to stop
This, coupled with Unit 731 is why I'll never see the Japanese as having suffered any worse than anyone else.
>muh bombs
A peaceful, instant death for the vast majority of its victims
>le chink propaganda 731
I bet you also believe the nazis turned israelites into furniture and musical instruments
japanese war crimes don't real!
Japan admitted to the unit, moron. Even more damning is that the US used research material from that unit.
It existed, Japs are cruel evil fricks at heart, get over it, weeb.
Is there a biopic about Unit 731 I can watch? If not, somebody needs to cast it
I'll never forgive Japan for Unit 731, which was proven to exist and commit atrocities. Nuking Japan was justified, just like bombing of Dresden and the great rape of Berlin.
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Lol
the Japanese STILL didn’t surrender after the first bomb
losers don't surrender
the Japanese had 50%~ of their wartime production in residential neighborhoods
all the country was involved in war it's true for other countries too
the “surrender” terms the Japanese offered involved them keeping their government IE the ones who started the war in power
>wanting to give up your country to a israelite government
are you moronic?
the rape of Nanking was so bad it prompted a literal nazi to appeal to literally hitler to get it to stop
didn't happen, even if it happened is just some dick in pussy, a lot of orgasms happened there
You lost, chuddy, get over it
>just some dick in pussy
I hope your mother gets raped then you pig
they were also warned in japanese weeks in advance to leave the cities by the LeMay leaflets
>rape of Nanking
It’s funny to think most chinks are actually nips.
regret is not rape
Fake and gay, moron.
NO SUCH THING!
This is blackrock funded. No one wants to see it. It will bomb at the box office. It's only purpose is to be a propaganda delivery piece as we ramp up for another big war. Nukes are real and you need to believe it. A few people will see it, but really it's the trailers that will get enough play to condition people to be afraid of incoming current events.
>It will bomb at the box office.
Pun intended?
I might actually have to go to the movies for this one
But that’s what they want you to do!
>floppenheimer fricking confirmed
>Black waitress serves Oppenheimer: 'Play wit fire you get burnt, foo
>the twist is that his bomb is used on people
Why are some movie directors autistic?
>Tarantino
>Nolan
Nolan is peak normie. Idk what you're talking about. I've never seen the man get angry or overly emotional about any subject matter. Carries himself like a management guy.
>The film...bombed?!
underrated
hilarious
Devastated that they wasted their time and money on this shit, most likely.
>the biggest film since the silent era
it can't be that bad
Here we go again with all of these false promises that these filmmakers make before their movie is released. James Gunn saying the flash was going to be one of the greatest superhero movies of all time. Taika with Thor saying that Christian Bale's performance as Gorr the god butcher was going to be the bestest ever. The best since Heath Ledger's Joker.
The kinoplex in my capitol city is filled and overflowing with piss shit and vomit
Sirs
MOMS GONNA FREAK
GUN BULLETS
Guess I better be very careful not to watch it, I need to be able to speak.
This movie will make people all over the world think about an atomic bomb attack, and people are not aware of the power of their thought, and the North Hemisphere is about to get nuked hard.
Do the math.
Do you remember when the tenet actors said that the movie was the most important thing that had happened to the cinema since the silent movies?
No because unless an actor is playing a character I don't give a shit about anything they have to say.
YEP thats me
to be honest Nolan isn't really the kind of guy i'd trust to do a character study
>The bomb...destroyed Emma Dumont's career?
When will this extemely obvious viral marketing bullshit cease?
I don't get it. I already watched this movie.
I luckily still have my art the clown branded life support machine so i will be able to watch it when it comes out in my capitol city.
I bet the remake that anime scene where you see all the japanese getting btfo by the nuke and its super graphic
cillian murphy is so sexy
>leave the movie absolutely devastated. They can't speak
because the explosion woke them up from a good sleep
>gives audience depression
>rated R for nudity
they're gonna show Hiroshima citizens being vaporized in graphic detail, aren't they?
i don't remember the specific phrase they used but a lot of people who were trapped in rubble had the flesh melted over their mouths so there was a spooky groaning noise in the area for a bit because they couldn't properly scream for help
>here's your Japan if the nukes weren't dropped bro
>here's your Japan if the nukes weren't dropped bro.
That doesn't make any sense. Germany wasn't nuked* and the filthy commies and israeli puppets still occupied it.
*Not with nukes anyway. Dresden and Hamburg were basically nuked because the Brits are evil.
a longer war would have allowed (and possible required) the Soviets to invade japan. If that happened, the Soviets would have not left willingly.
The domino effect fear was there during ww2
north/south berlin wall situation in japan would be kino though
>Ending scene features an elderly Oppenheimer watching Astro Boy alone, realizing he should have dropped 10x as many bombs.
instant 10/10 if true
From the guy who said TDKR was the biggest film anyone's done since the silent era
absolute hype merchant.
Because of how bad/stale it is.
The town itself looks like a campground, not a research facility for tens of thousands of people.
it's that bad huh.
Nolan bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki again for authenticity. The city of Detroit was then used to showcase the destruction.
It's gonna be OPENheimer at the cinema soon lads
Are we potentially looking at the world's greatest movie of all time here?
Wtf, was the entire audience not aware that bombs kill people?
it's gonna flop
Impossible
>People are sleepy after sitting through a boring, three-hour long snooze-fest
>Nolan "OMG people are speechless!"
I'll only see it if the first weekend box office is completely disappointing.
this. if other people hate the movie then I will like it, but only then.
No, I mean like I want to see how bad it is. I'll probably think it's shit anyways.
The only good movie recently came out on Netflix
Not watching this trash, enough comfy entertainment here with the memes, also free
>movie ends with caption:
>SAVE THE WORLD FROM NUCLEAR WAR
>STOP ARMING UKRAINE TODAY
fricking seriously?
Nukes are fake you movie is gay. No one cares
>THE ENOLA WHAT??
>I hope your mother gets raped then you pig
(You)
Is he implying the movie leaves you moronic?
I'm not gonna do that to myself.
Not watching your movie, Nolan.
>One Man
>”Mr President I’ll get our top man on this right away.
>Two Bombs
shows People getting fried
>And a twist you’ll never see coming
>record scratch
>He’s black?
>Starring Eddie Murphy as Norbit in
>Le Nutty Scientist
THEY USED THE BOMB ON JAPS INSTEAD OF israeliteS' ENEMIES??!!!!
OH NO, NOOOOOO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
>day 5,382
zoomers have still not managed to come up with a single intelligible meme
Bomb voiced by Chris Pratt
>has to use tiktok to bring in younger viewers so the film doesn’t bomb
nolanbros…
Kek
I bet the studio forced him to do this.
>be forced by universal to promote your passion project to a wider audience
>zoomer comes in filming vertically with his iphone as you do your best to present the workings of 70mm IMAX
>bring him down to the theater to watch a sneak peak of your film
>try your hardest to focus on the screen as he’s STILL filming both the screen and you
>"Somebody tell Schrödinger to get his ass in here NOW!"
>"Sir, I've been here the whole time"
>They can't speak
They cant speak because of how absolutely boring that trash was
I'll enjoy the cam :winkyface: :thumbsup:
When the bomb finally goes badabing, do you think Sound Commander NOLAN will have:
1) BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM airhorn eardrum blast
or
2) mute silence because omg le tragedy
?
I thought we were building a rice cooker.
Dr. Vishnu, I'm USAAF
You're a Fat Man!
I'm eating... for two.
If I ripped off two of your arms would you die?
This is how I felt leaving the movie Titanic, but I was 11
the only way to save this flick is if other characters refer to Oppie as "protagonist" unironically
turn it into a running gag
Nolan recreated the USS Indianapolis sinking. There's a half hour sequence of horrific shark attacks and that's why audiences are shook.
How will you guys react in theaters when Cillian Murphy inevitably re-enacts pic related?
Now I'm not a history buff... but I really didn't expect them to pull it off.
>I can't tawlk
finally i can get a israeli view of ww2
surely we will learn of how bad holocaust was and how those evil asiatics had to be wiped out for the greater good
I am become mute, destroyer of verbalisation.