I don't think I've seen a weirder adaptation

I don't think I've seen a weirder adaptation

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. irony poisoned zoom zoom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No green arrow so you’re the irony poisoned zoom-zoom.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL GET YOU, AND IT'LL LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kelly Preston was hot in this one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but Dakota Fanning.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        bump

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

        Kys pedo

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    super mario bros

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Somewhere out there someone was watching an Austin Powers film and thought "You know what? This guy would make a great cat in the Hat".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good contender.

      This was right on the heels of Jim Careys Grinch, it made sense at the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dang it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get why people like Robin Williams. Looking back on him his whole joke is "I'm from San Francisco and please kill me I want out of my misery I hate myself so much," but fast.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He blew out his mind with the coke.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It seems really cruel that people kept laughing instead of getting him institutionalized for a bit. He'd needed an intervention since Garp.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His comedy wasn't suicidal at all, he did a lot of mainstream family-friendly stuff.
            I personally liked his more dramatic stuff like One Hour Photo. Also his episode on Whose Line is it Anyway is a masterpiece.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >his more dramatic stuff like One Hour Photo
              Lol my local tape rental place saw ROBIN WILLIAMS on the box and stuck in in the comedy aisle.
              It was NOT a funny movie...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not particularly fond of Robin Williams, but that doesn't describe his comedy at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Aspiring Investor

            That's not his comedy at all. He was a jokes by volume comedian. Even if some of his jokes didn't land, others did so you were laughing anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What they wanted was a movie based on this:

      Then there was a lot of arguing about contracts and The Cat In The Hat was ultimately what came out of it.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this fricking sucked and I'm tired of pretending it didn't

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soul.
    This movie is hot garbage but Hollywood would NEVER take a risk like this nowadays. You'd get the safest, blandest adaptation with a safe and respectable celebrity voice cast, a couple of top 40 80s songs on the soundtrack, and a promotion at IHOP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it's basically an SNL skit just like those are. The only difference is that SNL has gone from mostly unfunny people to a bunch of sheltered moralgays the likes of which Comstock would have creamed his drawers over.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonyrnous

      You could be the biggest hater of 2003 Cat in the Hat, but you gotta admit the props and use of practical effects are impressive. I'd watch a whole documentary on that. It can't be easy to bring Dr. Seuss designs to life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume the car behind it is from viva rock vegas

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that movie was great and the actor hated it so fricking much, it was perfect.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the restraint it took for them not to put

      >sex
      >yes please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that registration number is someone's actual social security number and date of birth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5/25/63 is Mike Myers's birthdate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god they actually went and wrote the text for the contract. That's impressive.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my dirty anons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you even asking

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just call my mother ugly?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part in this movie is when he starts fixing the couch and an elephant randomly pops out
    And for some reason he starts fricking beating the shit out of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell if its some how nuanced or if I have an ape brain but that part makes me laugh every time

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the conversation between them would be epic XD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Martha May has an Ugly Bastard fetish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Martha May gave me a thing for women's armpits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did they have some good pit shots? I only saw it once, a long time ago.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit's so weird

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cat in the hat is a genuinely great movie and it's depressing the sheer amount of morons who can't recognize that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be honest I haven't seen it since I saw it in 03 as a kid. I don't remember it well, I'm just vaguely aware that at the time it was thought to be terrible. I'd be quite interested to hear your analysis on why it is good though, if you have the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s funny. Even if you don’t find it funny it’s captivating in its absurdity. It gets you hooked all the way through which is a rarity these days.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is both better and worse every time I've seen it
    Also, it's amazing just how much the quality shifts pre and post-cupcake scene. Pre-cupcake Cat is constantly wheezing at his awful shitty jokes, the kids are miserable, the thing is a slog. Cupcake and Beyond the Cat is way funnier, the kids are actually alive, they pick on fish for being a c**t. It's like two different movies.
    This is my second favorite shitty movie, my first favorite is David Lynch's Dune. I've watched Cat in the Hat 12+ times, maybe 20

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's part of the charm.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get picked on when I was around 10-12 because I looked just like the fat kid.

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