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>personal choice is considered a faux pas in muttistan cus muh poor proletariat
libertybros, I kneel
So was the violin thing supposed to catch on or something? Because that really went nowhere. I never heard that before or since. And it really seems kinda pointless.
Is this a joke?
It just seems very forced and stupid and the line just lays there like a hot turd. It seems like Farto was just hellbent on having some sort of body language for that scene even if it was stupid. Otherwise if he was being sarcastic wouldn't he say something like hey I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get the world's largest violin and okay it just for the waitresses. I think Farto came up with that himself and he just thought it was so cool. When he's really just a banana face dork.
Mr. Krabs did it better.
And doesn't this movie pretty obviously take place in Los Angeles? He should've said "Oh I'm sorry, let me go get LA's finest violinist to play just for the waitresses." That actually would've been funnier and help the plot with the location and make a possible talking point with audiences about who that would be. But instead we get Buscemi rubbing his fingers together like we're supposed to be just absolutely fascinated.
that is pants-on-head moronic
It's a boomer saying. The kind of thing that Stephen King references in books.
Omg it's a MASH homage. They do literally the exact same thing in a 1978 episode of MASH. And that's apparently the first time it was ever said like that. Because it's fricking stupid. Because that's literally not how sarcasm works or how violins work.
Madonna's big dick
I became friends with someone a while back. Eventually we'd go out to eat everyone now and again at some nice places and notice he didn't tip and I'd kind of poke fun at him for it. I sent him this video unironically to gauge his reaction. I haven't gone out to eat with him since I'm pretty much picking up the tipping tab for him and it makes me look bad going out to eat with him.
>Americans get in arguments over tipping
>UHHHH this guy doesn't give extra money for nothing guys what the frick???!!
Yeah that dudes an butthole. You don't want to associate yourself with him. Also don't listen to 4chin morons they are literally the exact same as your friend
Only in would you see picrel.
You two are the type of morons who would tip at self checkout.
Kys plz
>you do X so that means you do Y
Graduate highschool before you come here moron
I know for a fact that's what you do because both are one and the same. You're paying extra for no fricking reason.
>I know for a fact
Yeah you definitely sound like a teenager kek
And you sound like a boomer who tops 20% at McDonald's while on a trip to Italy.
In 28 years old and do not tip at self checkout but do at restaurants. How does this make you feel timmy?
homie, you think you're flexing by saying you tip? I'm not some poorgay but I'm not tipping for shit. Suck my dick.
How about you read the context before putting words in my mouth you wagie frick.
>flex
you must be 18 to post here
>self service tipping
What the frick? If you're the one scanning and packing, aren't you just tipping yourself? This is insane.
>simping for waiters
quintessential shart post
If Mr. Pink simply tipped, Mr. Orange would have seen that these are decent guys and called off the police ambush. This was the moment that got them all killed.
Is there anything in America you DON'T tip for?
their dick lel
You already tipped when you gave the tip of your foreskin to the israelites
We can see when you don't tip. If its a shitty house i understand but if its a nice house I'll literally shake the bag around and throw it against their door. You get what you pay for
Well, it is an optional gratuity. I still tip 15% at sit down places, even 20% if I felt the service was exceptional. I get separate bills when I eat out with other people, so their tipping habits don't reflect on me.
I am a Euro so the concept of tipping is insane to me. Yes, people here tip but it's so meager it barely counts and like let's say 14 people are in a cafe about only 3 or 4 will tip about 1 or 2 euros. The fact people give upward of 5 dollars to some waiter just for bringing over their meals or drink is insane to me.
I once went to some indian style restaurant in Budapest and we tipped 20%
As I left, I looked back and saw the waitress cursing when counting the money. Fricking pajeets.
Why on earth would you eat Indian food?
Were they cursing because you tipped or because you didn't tip enough? I don't think Indians tip either
i would rather pay twice or however much for food or whatever rather than have to fill the gap in some wagie's payroll. actually starbucks and all restaurants have to pay 15hr just to get half staffed nowadays so frick that.
that said it's just a nice thing to do as long as you don't feel like you have to do it. if i was a multimillionaire i would put a stack of 100s on the table when i sit down and tell the waiter i'm gonna take one away everytime i'm displeased
If you did this at a nice place they’d kick you out. If you did it at a shitty place eventually a waitress will have her thug boyfriend follow you and rob you.
being a hypothetical billionaire i would just buy the restaurant if it was nice or in the second case have my bodyguard activate my chevy escalade's remote control minigun turret and obliterate the thug as i pretend to grab my wallet
>that said it's just a nice thing to do as long as you don't feel like you have to do it. if i was a multimillionaire i would put a stack of 100s on the table when i sit down and tell the waiter i'm gonna take one away everytime i'm displeased
This is an old Cinemaphile meme.
>actually starbucks and all restaurants have to pay 15hr just to get half staffed nowadays so frick that.
positions where tipping is part of the program are different than a place that pays $20/hr. and also has a tip jar, just so you know.
servers get paid $2.13 an hour + tips
doordash pays $2 per delivery + tips
>i would rather pay twice or however much for food or whatever
careful what you wish for
I don’t give a shit what they’re paid. Those lazy millennial morons should have gotten degrees and well paid jobs like everyone else but they just couldn’t do it could they? An entire generation of failures and they want ME to pay their wages? Frick off
do you get away with whatever you can just because no one is looking or just because you have the power to?
If you didn’t get an E in english you probably wouldn’t be a waiter you moronic millennial piece of shit. Bet your parents are real proud of you huh?
Answer the question. I tested 99th percentile in English.
>E in English
Is this how bongs grade things? Fricking morons kek
>E in english
is this the equivalent of an F for zoomers?
esl here
I learned english in world of warcraft
Again I saw that under the sun the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor favor to those with knowledge, but time and chance happen to them all.
I have also seen this example of wisdom under the sun, and it seemed great to me. There was a little city with few men in it, and a great king came against it and besieged it, building great siegeworks against it. But there was found in it a poor, wise man, and he by his wisdom delivered the city. Yet no one remembered that poor man. But I say that wisdom is better than might, though the poor man’s wisdom is despised and his words are not heard.
The words of the wise heard in quiet are better than the shouting of a ruler among fools. Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one sinner destroys much good.
Some people happen to like the job, and it's a good job to have while you're in between and unsure of what you want out of life, why do you necessarily assume it's a humiliating thing to serve tables or to be a waiter? Depending where you work for and how good you are at it, you can make a career out of it and be paid really well. Frick off with your STEMcel degree or whatever desk job you have that allows you to be this smug and arrogant, no amount of figures will change the fact you're a repulsive human being and that your soul is rotten.
>yeah dude i'm basically a beggar but i like my job it's very fullfilling even though i'm broke will that be 20% or 25% tip?
holy mother of wagecuck cope
Apparently not anymore. Even remotely. Very first place I pulled up is Olive Garden and they've paid massive. "In Austin, Tx $17.25 an hour BEFORE tips which is 20% above average."
And Doordash is both legally and by definition not a real job.
That's in the liberal buttsex paradise of Austin, TX, though. And their rent for the buttsex apartment is probably $3,000 a month.
The United States federal government requires a wage of at least $2.13 per hour be paid to employees who receive at least $30 per month in tips. If wages and tips do not equal the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour during any week, the employer is required to increase cash wages to compensate.
The hell it is. $1,500 gets you a completely decent place here. I pay less than that. And my rent actually just went down.
The fact you would even quote that says how little experience you have with this. The federal minimum wage is $7.25. In 2008 it fricking $5.15. Can you even remotely imagine? No one else could either because no one gave a frick. People haven't paid attention to that in decades.
>I want my cup filled six times
Do americans really?
I tip big. At least $20 or 30%, whichever is higher. But I only tip if he's handsome. I tip more if he's really hot. Girls and ugly guys don't get tips from me.
I still don't understand what the point of tipping is. Doesn't your employer pay you for the work you do? Why expect anything extra from your customer who's already paying for their meal.
mutts are enslaved by their corpo so in their mind it's not up to your boss to pay you
Tipping is just a reward for the waiter going above and beyond what was expected of them. Obviously Americas israelite culture took that and bastardized it into the customer being expected to subsidize the servers wage.
All they're doing is taking your order and bringing you the food, then they interrupt your meal mid bite to ask if everything is ok. Makes zero sense to give them extra money for such a basic job.
We just have to do it. Everyone does it
Good golem
What's "above and beyond"?
Take you in the back and suck your dick?
10-15% is standard
20% you need to have done something spectacular or skilled to make me remember you somehow, like do an elaborate routine while making the guacamole or something.
ideally, yes
>Doesn't your employer pay you for the work you do?
Employers are federally required to make up the wages that aren't made through tips to the equivalent of minimum wage. Entitled staff blame the customer because they're too spineless to confront their boss.
The restaurant I worked at didn't do that shit thank god. The boss literally started by being a waitress herself so she knew what it's like
>Doesn't your employer pay you for the work you do?
Depends on the state. In most places the tips are the wages.
Its a mutt tradition.
I once tipped a hooker in Mexico after my condom broke and I came inside her. It was more like for an abortion pill, but still, the fact that I paid more than what I agreed for is still considered a tip in my opinion.
>non tippers have to pay for sex
Many such cases. Women see you not tip and get turned off
...you really think you could save her from her miserable life, pulled her off the gutter and turn her into a std-free child-bearing tradwife uh
frickin tipers lmaooooo
Nice reading comprehension, pajeet.
>be ausgay
>visit America
>don't tip once
>get the same service as everybody else
That's how it's done boys
We always spit in the food of foreigners because we know they aren't going to tip. Sometimes they do tip and I feel bad but frick em they're forginers
That explains why everything tasted like shit
Lying Black person
thank you come again
>be scandigay
>visit america
>dont tip once
>get great service
Simple as. What the homosexuals here don’t understand is that you always pay after you’ve eaten and since you’re there on vacation you can just burn every single bridge without any repercussions what so ever
if you were an actual scandigay you'd consider american service intrusive, weird, fake and annoying
Based beyond belief
It's actually funny how times have changed
Don't tip when I go to the US. When Americans come here they gleefully declare they don't have to tip. Treat others the way you want to be treated, simple as.
I tip when I'm out of America and sometimes it makes the waiters seethe. It makes me laugh so I do it more. "Oh no not extra money" stfu and take my more valuable currency
>she only filled my cup 3 times
Isn't that more than enough coffee? I agreed with him until this point which made him look like an entitled baby.
As long as you're not an butthole, that's okay. I hate this sort of resentment that I've encountered in the waiters I've worked with, that they expect tips as a given, instead of realizing it is the good will of a person and if they tip, great, if not, that's okay as well. Besides, not all waiters deserve a tip, anyway.
It's women and gay male servers. Every straight man I've worked with is fine with getting paid the agreed amount, everything else is just extra
That may be your experience, but both female and male coworkers alike I've worked with had that resentment just because they got used to the idea, that on the average, most people do tip. I don't know why you would make it into a specifically gay and women thing.
Because I own mmultiple restaurants and I've been doing it for damn near 15 years. I know how the industry is I hear all there fricking complaints all the time. The laziest c**ts are usually rhe ones to complain and surprise surprise the reason they probably didn't get tipped is because they are lazy c**ts
>The laziest c**ts are usually rhe ones to complain and surprise surprise the reason they probably didn't get tipped is because they are lazy c**ts
True, but are you saying you find those "lazy c**ts", as you put it, to usually be gays and women?
Yes. 100%.
Country?
America dude kek. What other country does tips? I never heard of another one
I'm from Europe, people do tip a lot here.
they don’t tip percentagewise and if the service was sub-par, nobody is gonna give the waiter a dime
They don't tip the way your people do, but they still tip. The last workplace I served tables in, I would average a third of my pay every month rather consistently and that's good money in here.
I have no problem with tipping if it’s a reasonable amount or it’s done to even out the bill. What irks me is the moronic “I go to a restaurant and see a 30$ price tag, but end up paying 45$ instead” bullshit culture Americans have, because apparently including taxes and service in the tag is too much math for lardoids.
The common thing to do is to round up to the nearest 0 so if it costs 456 you round up to 460 when paying
yeah, and the common thing in the United Walmarts of Shartistan is to pay 15-20% on top. So in your example, I would “tip” 82$, no joke.
Europe has fallen.
About 60% of the people in the industry are illegal immigrants that are cooking in the back or washing dishes so he's not wrong. Illegals don't complain as much. A Women make up most of the front staff typically
Reminder that he tipped in the end.
They forced him to
But buscemi is a tipper in real life, frick him
The whole tipping shit has also come to my shitty European country but for some reason it's only good delivery homosexuals who make more than a doctor anyway
Oh and of course it was officer Hot Lips who said it and of course El Farto is some degenerate coomer simp.
122 plus tip mister
>not tipping your landlord an extra
Now that's the kind of tipping I approve of
Never forget the 200% tip when paying your landlord
I only tip. The tip is the best part bro's.
Why are Americans always on Yuropoors minds? It seems like we live there rent free when we don't even give them a second thought and just continue living in the greatest nation in the world lol
Frick yuropoors
>Nuh uh. I don't work.
>You don't work?
> I don't believe in it.
>You don't believe in working?
>You know how the economy is right now? It's shit.
>Don't give me that, if they want more money they just print.
>I don't even know a fricking israelite that has the balls to say that...let me get this straight - you don't ever work, huh?
>I don't work because society says i have to...alright i'll work if i'm about to starve to death, if im really about to be out on the street...but working automatically - that's for the birds...far as i'm concerned it's just a waste of time.
>Hey this offer is nice.
>It's ok...but it's not anything special.
>What's special? Let you jerk off and shitpost on the clock?
>I'd work overtime for that...
>Ok look - imagine you're working at this place for a long time, 8 hours a day - this would give me 8 free hours out of 16, when i live i want at least 12 of my waking hours to be my own.
>12 hours...well what if the company needs to make more fricking money?
>"More fricking money" shouldn't be in this company's vocabulary.
>Excuse me Mr.NEET, but the last thing you need is more free time.
>Jesus Christ, i mean these executives aren't starving to death. They make yacht owning wage. You know i had a sailboat, and i wasn't lucky enough to have wagies working overtime to help me pay it off.
>You don't care that NEETS need wagies to live?
>You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the wagies.
>You don't have any idea what you're talking about. We wagies bust our ass. This is a hard life.
>So is working at Auschwitz, but you don't feel the need to glorify that, do you? Well why not, they're busting their ass. But society says - don't glorify this forced labor over here - glorify these wagies over here. That's bullshit.
>Being a wagie is the #1 way of life for males of your age group in this country. It's the one thing basically any man has to do to make a living on. The reason you get to be a NEET is because of their work.
>Frick all that...
>Jesus Christ!
>I mean i'm not sorry the government taxes their income so i can play videogames all day. That's fricked up. But it's their fault. I mean it would appear gibs are one of the many ways the government wastes wagie money on a regular basis. I mean you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't spend 2 trillion a year on Israel and i'll sign it, put it to a vote - i'll vote for it, but i won't do is play ball. And this hard work bullshit you're giving me i got 2 words for ya - back to cagie wagie, because if you're expecting me to help out with the bosses yacht payment you're in for a big fricking surprise.
People tip me when I tell them not to
Yuropoor detected.
You're inconsiderate and soulless
>Cinemaphile suddenly support random e-prostitutes
>because of tipping
the restaurant israelites got yall by the balls
I did this when I traveled to America. I never once tipped and the few times I was confronted about it I was acting mega confused using a super thick heavy Swedish accent acting like tipping was the single most stupid idea ever and wondering why they are begging me for money after I paid them.
>they actually confront you
>it's actually considered normal for waiters to confront you about giving handouts to them
Death to America.
I did this a few times when the service was shit and the waiters looked pissed. Like they legitimately believe it's your duty to pay them something that's considered an extra in the civilized world. And they have zero etiquette knowledge too. Like I don't expect waiters at the Olive Garden to know all the proper manners, but when I go to an expensive restaurant, I expect well-trained staff.
>they rudely interrupt you all the time asking you if the food is good even if you're in a middle of a conversation
>they don't have salad forks despite giving you a salad knife for some reason and I got asked to take the fricking fork off my plate a few times because the lazy c**ts didn't want to replace my cutlery like they are supposed to
>they rudely give you the bill at the end of your meal without you ever asking them for it, basically telling you to frick off from the premises. Then they get visually pissed when we asked for something like a coffee/dessert/digestif and spent the extra 30 minutes of OUR time enjoying ourselves
>they don't know cutlery indicators for when you're done with your meal. I would have my fork and knife handles on the table and the c**ts would pester me 2-3 times per meal as to whether I'm done with my food. And then when I put my cutlery on the plate with the handles facing right, clearly indicating that I'm done, they ask you once again like total morons.
>had a few cases when the waiter started pouring wine into everyone's glasses before the tasting was done
very clear that the country never had any aristocracy to speak of. Just bougie hillbillies who obsess over money, but all come off as nouveau riche even if they're millionaires.
>meet up with someone who works in the same professional circle as me, have lunch
>tipped $5 of course
>he leaves and I look at his receipt
>he only tipped $3
>immediately feel sense of superiority over him
anyone else do this?
You should tip because waitstaff depend on tips, but also, American tipping culture sucks and needs reformed.
what idiot made that image?
Obviously an American.
It lists the website.
This chart is outdated and problematic
>If you don't tip, you are...
>ugly
>stinky
>doodoo head
>poopy butt garbage
I might stop tipping just to piss off this guy.
>just pay extra money ok???
>just do it ok???
>stop asking questions ok???
>just pay more money!!!!
Tippers are fricked in the head
Waiters literally get paid less because our government decided at some point tipping should be mandatory.
I was in Murica for two weeks and didn't tip once.
Frick tipping, frick entitled prostitutes and frick America.
>and your other tip
Funny. They completely misunderstood the criticisms levelled against them about tipping culture and did the exact opposite of what they were told to do.
God this would be so fricking nice if all receipts were like this.
>Tip Service: $0.00
>Optional Tip Cook: 20%
I would eat out frequently just to see the """"servers"""" seethe
Love the tipping system. Instead of having to pay the same as everyone else you get to just not pay lmao.
>nooo but you have to tip
lol no
>B-BUT THEY MIGHT SHIT ON YOUR FOOD!!!
Imagine going out to eat instead of just cooking your own food for much cheaper.
I don't tip, I don't seed, I don't flush or wash my hands.
I do *tips fedora*
>GIVE ME EXTRA MONEY TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LOW WAGES THAT I AGREED TO WORK FOR, OR I WILL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD
Real healthy business/customer relationship. Imagine letting poor and spiteful people make your food.
My opinion on it is pretty simple.
Black folk don't tip.
I'm not a Black person.
Most of the world
>If the staff does an outstanding job, a tip is a kind gesture. Nothing is expected but generally 10% is a good tip if you want to say job well done
Japan
>Tipping is an insult
United States
>If you don't tip at least 20% you're a fricking scumbag and the wait staff will seethe and even confront you if you leave nothing
Canada
>20-30% tip prompts (tip calculated on top of 13% tax), shit service, but nobody confronts you if don't tip