surely the clerks know who is going to drink in the car as soon as they pull out of the store parking lot, right? (everyone who gets a single tall boy or nips)
>implying that matters when the heat flux of the bottle/can is limited and therefore it has a maximum cooling rate that is not related to the temperature outside the bottle
>forget one in the freezer >sad that you ran out of beer >remember freezer beer >drink frozen beer slushie at the end of the night out of desperation
what a life
I wish phones weren't fragile. An easier way would be to turn off the lights and throw it in a random area of the room. There was a guy in solitary confinement that stayed sane because he kept throwing a shirt button around and crawled around looking for it.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Can you really say crawling around in the dark repeatedly looking for a button is "staying sane"?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Your mind almost literally eats itself when it has nothing to do. It's like a muscle, more or less
11 months ago
Anonymous
You are not wrong, but you can also perform physical activity or meditation to try and keep your wits about you, it's actually better to vary activities rather than just do one single thing as that will also lead to problems.
If it were me I'd give 0 shits and would start talking to myself all the fricking time.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Everyone talks to themselves out loud. Vocalizing a thought is actually very helpful to understand it.
Any time I want to hide something I put it somewhere I say to myself it'll be easy to find. Might as well be on the moon for an hour or two at that point.
>start getting mild abdominal pain >quit drinking for 3 days >pain goes away >panic attacks start >resume drinking
I expect to repeat this cycle until i die very prematurely and i don't care
>binge drink for 3 days >on 4th have massive heart, chest pain, palpitations, feel like I’m gonna die and don’t drink >5th day feel fine and repeat cycle
Already went to the hospital for dangerously high blood pressure and heart palpitations but not putting down the bottle yet lads
>binge drink for 3 days >on 4th have massive heart, chest pain, palpitations, feel like I’m gonna die and don’t drink >5th day feel fine and repeat cycle
Already went to the hospital for dangerously high blood pressure and heart palpitations but not putting down the bottle yet lads
I've been down this road lads and it ends bad. Very bad. Just a heads up.
There's something special about summer nights, especially if you live in a Mediterranean town. The drinks feel better, the joints hit better, the women frick better. Yeah, I'm gon' get it, I'll be, good
Turned 30 last month
Drank every single night from 21 to last year, usually downing around a liter of vodka a day for the last 4 of those years. Eventually lost just about everything I had going for me in life and realized I was going to die if I didn't stop. 5 months sober now.
26, taking on my own place and living further away from a shop to buy booze has cut my habits down a lot. I think just having the money to druk all the time was what made me do it, now I'm just skint and can't afford it
I love the look of tired eyes on people. A long curly haired dirty-blonde skinny white guy that came into my work alone last weekend to get a couple drinks at the bar. Pretty raincloud blue eyes, tired looking but the light in them was still there when you spoke with him, must've only been in his early to mid-20s. Wanted to roofie him and make him sleepover at my apartment for a well earned rest.
Yeah but you'll get to see it. Also meteors or nuclear war are options for future outs too. Both would be awesome, in the old sense of the word, to witness.
Imagine going into the afterlife and not being able to relate to the crowds that come shortly later talking about what they saw in those final seconds.
I got some fricking moon weed from a pothead friend of mine, I don't even like smoking it because one hit and I'm flying for six hours. Alcohol is just better.
>sleep one hour thursday night due to blow, have to work friday >drive four hours after work on friday with a throbbing headache to hang out with friends at a lake >stay up all night friday doing coke >one hour nap on saturday, drink and do coke all day after that >get nine hours of sober sleep sunday night
I was thinking about taking some time off from drinking but I feel refreshed and ready to go again
>cop shoots a troublemaking black kid that had a gun on him >people got butthurt at the cops over it >Denzel asks where the hell his parents were
being a reasonable black man must be pure suffering
Denzel is honorary white, everyone knows this. If there was a racial swap game show like in that Chappelle skit we'd probably go for him out of all blacks
>quit drinking for good
Never understood this mentality. Even after my worst drunk behavior, worst hangover, worst vomiting spell, I've only ever thought "I'm going to take a little break".
are you young?
i no longer get hangovers or get drunk enough to vomit, but i wish everyday that i could quit for good
but i can't because i'm a fundamentally weak person, and this shit is just too good
>are you young?
Lol no, I'm one of the oldest posters on Cinemaphile, but I also don't go as hard as some of the people in these threads. That being said, I was mostly just giving examples of "bad drinking nights".
I've basically been drinking whenever the frick I want since I was 18. I don't usually get super smashed, but enough to make movies/tv/video games more enjoyable. I've had high blood pressure since forever, but nothing has ever happened because of it. I've been on a bit of a bender since 2018, recently had some abdominal pain, so I took a small break and feel fine now.
11 months ago
Anonymous
wow you're literally LITERALLY me (unironically).
thanks for sharing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
NP, you should be fine until at least forty, assuming no other health issues and a relatively healthy lifestyle otherwise.
>went to 4 bars on Saturday night to sample different crowds >get bored and decide to go get goyslop and then head home >torrential downpour out of nowhere >hit a slick patch and lose control >spin into a wall and then flip the car several times >sore as shit but no injuries >didn't get a DUI
Wake up call tbh. Taking some time off drinking and never driving after more than 2 drinks ever again
feel that deeply.
if one doesn't see a good future for one's country/people, then why should it matter that one's lifespan is cut by ~20 years due to alcoholism?
also ignore me i'm druk
I'm not making 70 with my drinking habits.
I have similar habits to my alcoholic uncle that i knew well and he didn't make 60.
Everyone is different and genetics plays a huge part, but i acknowledge that i'm an alcoholic and will die young unless i arrest my drinking.
But at the same time this is just too good.
I drink because I'm bored and hate society. Seriously considering just throwing my life into some kind of terminal overdrive of work and self improvement. Out of debt in six months. Some type of mostly passive side hustle paying my rent inside a year. House in two. I hate everything and need to get the frick out of all of this and drinking is a drag on that even though I'm not going as hard as I used to.
>terminal overdrive of work and self improvement. Out of debt in six months. Some type of mostly passive side hustle paying my rent inside a year. House in two.
Won't stop you from hating everything.
t. "successful" drunk
I feel this on a deep level.
I have a well paying job, but I could be making tons more money if i took the overtime, but i don't because it interrupts my drinking time.
I drink at the same time every day (depending which shift i work) and i won't abide any change to my schedule even if i leave money on the table
I'm a croupier (we call them dealers here)
As long as I drink my 12+ beers after my shift i don't shake next day
I don't get any major withdrawal symptoms till 48 hours + since last drink
11 months ago
Anonymous
I guess as long as you're drunk all the time it works, been there.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I guess.
I don't consider myself drunk when i wake up to go work a shift, but i may be.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The test would. I ain't preaching, but don't kid yourself.
11 months ago
Anonymous
No random workplace drug or alcohol testing here.
If we did we'd lose half the staff.
11 months ago
Anonymous
But if you took the test you'd come out as drunk, that's what I'm saying.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What, after ~14 beers the night/morning before?
Nah.
I've had a lot of experience
I wake up fresh in the mornings (i wake up in a state my addict brain tells me is fresh; don't be me)
11 months ago
Anonymous
lol, i don't know if you got it wherever you are, but just come up to a police station "fresh" and blow a alkie whistle and see what it tells you.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The only time i was done "DUI" or whatever you yanks call it i was pulled over by police for having a tail light out.
I'd probably had 30+ scotches that night, and in this country, they do the breathy
lyzer whenever you get pulled over for any reason.
I blew a 0.071, which is "medium range" despite it being legal to drive in many parts of the world.
Lost my license for 6 moths (still drove every day) then had to do another 6 months blowing into a tube to start my car.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What kind of beer and volume? If you drink 12 light beers with 2.5% alcohol in 12 oz cans, its like 4 regular 5% beers in 16 oz cans, very manageable over an evening.
I made a test and my body is able to digest a 16 oz can of 5% beer every hour with no problems, so I drink 1 beer as a starter as fast as I can and drink another one over the course of an hour, and then repeat a beer per hour to keep the buzz level constant.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it's anon has to start drinking immediately after work now because he can't pass the breathalyzer to start his car in the morning if he waits past 10.
What a life.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Never had any issues like the shakes but I really don't miss the detox nightmares waking up in cold sweats thinking I'm dying every hour all night.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I actually like detox nightmares, it's a weird kind of high. I have an evolving story there.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I NEED the detox nightmares.
Much needed REM sleep
11 months ago
Anonymous
REM sleep is nice but I'd prefer not to be scrapping it out with shadow people in a Tool video anymore.
If you could have done that you would have done it already. You're just a dumbass drunk.
Even if I keep drinking it's just a question of grind, just work myself to death for a bit.
more or less, they were streaming drinking on a bench as far as I could tell and I blurped that it's funny kids stream drinking these days or something along these lines. one of them ran up and just clocked me.
>*burp* what are yous little brocolli headed gays gonna do? Beat my ass? >man who got ass beat
>terminal overdrive of work and self improvement. Out of debt in six months. Some type of mostly passive side hustle paying my rent inside a year. House in two.
Won't stop you from hating everything.
t. "successful" drunk
Yeah the hatred isn't fixable from where I see society headed but I think I can insulate my self from the moronation much better. I've been living like it's the 90s-00s still and things actually function and make sense, which is really proving not the case.
>I've been living like it's the 90s-00s still and things actually function and make sense, which is really proving not the case.
Man, as much as I hate the meme, "clown world" is honestly a pretty apt description, regardless of your political affiliation.
>spend like 6 months drinking nightly >tolerance goes up, I never get too blacked, just like 6-10 beers >I no longer feel the euphoria after the first couple drinks. I can't sit through a full movie anymore while drinking.
I don't drink more I just fall asleep early because I get annoyed it doesn't make me as comfy as it used to
>Shit started to hurt in the liver area. >my flatmate and my other alcoholic buddy started making fun of me because i went out to play some pool and ordered a lemonade >normally I drink like an animal when playing pool, that day I was really shit while sober while the other two guys were on a roll >I don't drink until the end of the night >eventually say frick it and have a cold beer >they turn into 4 or 5 >we run out and hit another pub >get smashed, but at least the pain went away >wake up and feel hungover, also feel some pain in my mouth >lost a tooth and it hurts so bad but the liver? Pain went away so it probably wasn't the liver >means i can continue to get wasted >bought two bottles of cheap wine and two bottles of sparkling water to have a chill night and see some kino
Rewatched the Thing and it makes me sad that I didn't get any J&B
Sorry to cut into your bonding time like this but this would make for a pretty solid movie scene, just two guys sitting at a bar, each with a glass in hand and then they just drop those lines by the end of the convo then slip into that silence where both think about their lives while looking at the bottom of the glass they're holding.
This has been happening more often to me as well right around when covid started it got bad, usually after a day the rapid heartbeats and chest tightening stop and I go back to drukking but at a slower pace since I also would prefer to be alive.
But I realize this is killing my organs and I will probably die of heart failure sometime in the next 20-30 years.
Today is 30 days without drinking. Had two years before, but I was in a sober house. moving to an apartment by myself next month so who knows where the frick this goes
got druk all weekend, woke up in a hospital, got fired for sneaking into work at 4am to drink and sleeping on the couch, left got druk again, woke up in the hospital. gonna do it all again very soon. WAT A LIFE
Sober for 2 years until a month ago. Already feeling slight withdrawals when I don't drink. Keep telling myself tomorrow will be the day that I stop cause at the pace I'm at I'll be fricked in a week or 2
you reposted the dead meme
Aged like milk
I like cheese.
I appreciated the meme.
posting in my favorite undercover drinking thread
I put the warm 12-pack in the fridge.
It's cooling right now.
>not putting 2 in the freezer to be ready asap while the rest gets cold in the fridge
ISHYGDDT
I usually do that but it's early and I don't want to go full degen. You've talked me into it though.
>not blasting the whole case with a fire extinguiser
ISHYGDDT
>not drinking the first one warm while waiting for the others to cool down
>not cracking the beer open in front of the gas station clerk and sipping while paying
I cracked one open in the parking lot but the clerk was based and didn't care. Other people were doing it too.
they will call the police
Fine, the police won't unrape her
do americans really
surely the clerks know who is going to drink in the car as soon as they pull out of the store parking lot, right? (everyone who gets a single tall boy or nips)
>everyone who gets a single tall boy
That's my favorite walking home drink. I live in a big city, so I rarely drive.
dis homie look like a silverfish
for me? it's opening the beer with my car door
Is it illegal to drink beer while driving if my blood alcohol level stays under 0.5 promille?
ive done that but just because i'm a prick and I copied my even pricker friends who did that
>implying that matters when the heat flux of the bottle/can is limited and therefore it has a maximum cooling rate that is not related to the temperature outside the bottle
Speak in a language we can understand, mister flux capacitor scientist.
>he doesnt dunk his beer in a vat of liquid nitrogen to get it to optimal temperature asap
ngmi
If you set it directly on a frozen cold pack in the freezer this mostly negates this compared to just setting it out in the open on a shelf
that would blow so many people's minds if true
>not drinking 2 with ice while the rest cool down
>verification not required
not required
Based seasoned drukposter
Hey quit stealing my strats.
>it's the geezer
>put the cans in the freezer
>forget one in the freezer
>sad that you ran out of beer
>remember freezer beer
>drink frozen beer slushie at the end of the night out of desperation
what a life
>I'm drinking the beer.
>It's cold right now.
Alcoholism is a low IQ vice
I'm drunk in a homeless shelter, what a life druk bros
>got evicted
>got a big 3 bedroom apartment just in time before I moved out
:^)
got out of detox 2 days ago
im sober right now
2 days? That calls for a celebration. How about a nice cold bottle of bubbly châmp?
>9 weeks sober
>get bored
>drink a bottle of vodka and wake up to 15 new conversations with women on my phone that I don't want to look at
WHAT A LIFE
2 weeks is like too long for me currently. I just don't see the point. At least I don't have withdrawals on the daily anymore.
I hide my phone when I get druk. It's not worth the risk.
How do you hide something from yourself?
>place it somewhere unusual and don't think about it
>alcohol memory wipes you
>get really frustrated in the morning but eventually find it
I don't think that would work for me. My memory is alarmingly good while drunk. Like Beerfest good.
You'll get there. My favorite trick is hiding drugs from myself.
I wish phones weren't fragile. An easier way would be to turn off the lights and throw it in a random area of the room. There was a guy in solitary confinement that stayed sane because he kept throwing a shirt button around and crawled around looking for it.
Can you really say crawling around in the dark repeatedly looking for a button is "staying sane"?
Your mind almost literally eats itself when it has nothing to do. It's like a muscle, more or less
You are not wrong, but you can also perform physical activity or meditation to try and keep your wits about you, it's actually better to vary activities rather than just do one single thing as that will also lead to problems.
If it were me I'd give 0 shits and would start talking to myself all the fricking time.
Everyone talks to themselves out loud. Vocalizing a thought is actually very helpful to understand it.
So that's why you're a moron
Any time I want to hide something I put it somewhere I say to myself it'll be easy to find. Might as well be on the moon for an hour or two at that point.
>start getting mild abdominal pain
>quit drinking for 3 days
>pain goes away
>panic attacks start
>resume drinking
I expect to repeat this cycle until i die very prematurely and i don't care
>binge drink for 3 days
>on 4th have massive heart, chest pain, palpitations, feel like I’m gonna die and don’t drink
>5th day feel fine and repeat cycle
Already went to the hospital for dangerously high blood pressure and heart palpitations but not putting down the bottle yet lads
I've been down this road lads and it ends bad. Very bad. Just a heads up.
I'm faded rn
faded than a hoe off that bombay? literally my homie
I'm tumbling down right now
There's something special about summer nights, especially if you live in a Mediterranean town. The drinks feel better, the joints hit better, the women frick better. Yeah, I'm gon' get it, I'll be, good
I don't really like alcohol as in I don't really go out looking for it, but when it's around in parties I drink like a madman.
Idk why
It's easier to drink 0 drinks than 1 drink. If you drink around friends it's easy to get on a roll and create a snowball effect.
How old are you guys anyways? 24 here
33.
Been drinking ~12 beers a night for 14 years.
Wouldn't recommend, do something else if you can.
25. Been drinking 01 beers every week for about a year now. I come to these threads because I enjoy the people here.
Turned 30 last month
Drank every single night from 21 to last year, usually downing around a liter of vodka a day for the last 4 of those years. Eventually lost just about everything I had going for me in life and realized I was going to die if I didn't stop. 5 months sober now.
26, taking on my own place and living further away from a shop to buy booze has cut my habits down a lot. I think just having the money to druk all the time was what made me do it, now I'm just skint and can't afford it
31, i don't drink unless it's a especial occasion
29. don't drink regularly but will binge every now and then to forget about work. always browse druk threads cause I like reading the posts
I love the look of tired eyes on people. A long curly haired dirty-blonde skinny white guy that came into my work alone last weekend to get a couple drinks at the bar. Pretty raincloud blue eyes, tired looking but the light in them was still there when you spoke with him, must've only been in his early to mid-20s. Wanted to roofie him and make him sleepover at my apartment for a well earned rest.
29. One more year
Anyone else going to off themselves soonish?( Couple of weeks for me)
No. You will not do that.
You cant off yourself before the singularity anon. Just hold out for a couple more years and it'll all be worth it
The singularity will be the worst event in man kinds history
Yeah but you'll get to see it. Also meteors or nuclear war are options for future outs too. Both would be awesome, in the old sense of the word, to witness.
Imagine going into the afterlife and not being able to relate to the crowds that come shortly later talking about what they saw in those final seconds.
nah my woman just told me shes ready to have kids so im quitting some drug habits to have good spooge for her
I'm a fiend for mojitos.
>get smashed
>hemorrhoids next day
drukbros, what am i doing wrong. how do i stay hydrated?
I try to avoid eating. But generally do in the end and regret it lel.
Literally just drink water all the time. Have a water while you're drinking alcohol too.
I wasn't aware of the link between alcoholism and hemorrhoids, but it sure explains the few days of pain in my arsehole that i get ~yearly
Crossfading on alcohol and weed is the ultimate human experience, don't (you) @ me
It's too overwhelming for my primitive brain and makes me want to sleep.
I got some fricking moon weed from a pothead friend of mine, I don't even like smoking it because one hit and I'm flying for six hours. Alcohol is just better.
>sleep one hour thursday night due to blow, have to work friday
>drive four hours after work on friday with a throbbing headache to hang out with friends at a lake
>stay up all night friday doing coke
>one hour nap on saturday, drink and do coke all day after that
>get nine hours of sober sleep sunday night
I was thinking about taking some time off from drinking but I feel refreshed and ready to go again
Why is Denzel the only black man Cinemaphilechuds like?
Why do you have to ruin everything everywhere you go?
All of the older black actors are based. Wesley Snipes and Keith David are also particularly well liked here.
was he channeling alonzo
Denzel is an honorary aryan.
>cop shoots a troublemaking black kid that had a gun on him
>people got butthurt at the cops over it
>Denzel asks where the hell his parents were
being a reasonable black man must be pure suffering
>being a reasonable black man must be pure suffering
you just feel bad for him, just imagine how much other blacks must make him seethe
He's /ourhomie/
sydney poiter
I checked the dubs. I observed the digits. I recognized the numbers. I confirmed the integers.
Denzel is honorary white, everyone knows this. If there was a racial swap game show like in that Chappelle skit we'd probably go for him out of all blacks
Yesterday I quit drinking for good. But today I started drinking again. Gonna watch some kino tonight. Looking forward to it.
>quit drinking for good
Never understood this mentality. Even after my worst drunk behavior, worst hangover, worst vomiting spell, I've only ever thought "I'm going to take a little break".
are you young?
i no longer get hangovers or get drunk enough to vomit, but i wish everyday that i could quit for good
but i can't because i'm a fundamentally weak person, and this shit is just too good
>are you young?
Lol no, I'm one of the oldest posters on Cinemaphile, but I also don't go as hard as some of the people in these threads. That being said, I was mostly just giving examples of "bad drinking nights".
just checking.
how are you holding up?
I've basically been drinking whenever the frick I want since I was 18. I don't usually get super smashed, but enough to make movies/tv/video games more enjoyable. I've had high blood pressure since forever, but nothing has ever happened because of it. I've been on a bit of a bender since 2018, recently had some abdominal pain, so I took a small break and feel fine now.
wow you're literally LITERALLY me (unironically).
thanks for sharing.
NP, you should be fine until at least forty, assuming no other health issues and a relatively healthy lifestyle otherwise.
>went to 4 bars on Saturday night to sample different crowds
>get bored and decide to go get goyslop and then head home
>torrential downpour out of nowhere
>hit a slick patch and lose control
>spin into a wall and then flip the car several times
>sore as shit but no injuries
>didn't get a DUI
Wake up call tbh. Taking some time off drinking and never driving after more than 2 drinks ever again
>been out of alcohol for a while, like two weeks
>no longer miss it
>still don't feel like life is worth living
feel that deeply.
if one doesn't see a good future for one's country/people, then why should it matter that one's lifespan is cut by ~20 years due to alcoholism?
also ignore me i'm druk
>lifespan is cut by ~20 years
>everyone in my family lives to 90
Oh no, I'll just be some decrepit 70 year old instead of some decrepit 90 year old.
I'm not making 70 with my drinking habits.
I have similar habits to my alcoholic uncle that i knew well and he didn't make 60.
Everyone is different and genetics plays a huge part, but i acknowledge that i'm an alcoholic and will die young unless i arrest my drinking.
But at the same time this is just too good.
UUUGH
>tfw morris died offscreen between s8 and LAD
I'm 30 today bros, treating myself to a Jameson Stout Caskmate. Cheers all around!
happy birthday gay
Thanks, next glass is in your health!
happy birthday anonski
>Jameson Stout Caskmate
Good shit. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday queer
Happy Birthday, John!
I drink because I'm bored and hate society. Seriously considering just throwing my life into some kind of terminal overdrive of work and self improvement. Out of debt in six months. Some type of mostly passive side hustle paying my rent inside a year. House in two. I hate everything and need to get the frick out of all of this and drinking is a drag on that even though I'm not going as hard as I used to.
based me
giwtwm
>terminal overdrive of work and self improvement. Out of debt in six months. Some type of mostly passive side hustle paying my rent inside a year. House in two.
Won't stop you from hating everything.
t. "successful" drunk
I feel this on a deep level.
I have a well paying job, but I could be making tons more money if i took the overtime, but i don't because it interrupts my drinking time.
I drink at the same time every day (depending which shift i work) and i won't abide any change to my schedule even if i leave money on the table
Man, frick overtime. Your job should hire more people rather than bleeding more out of people who are already working full time.
It's simply not possible in this industry (casino industry in case you wonder)
Are you a croupier or muscle? Can't imagine former with shakes.
I'm a croupier (we call them dealers here)
As long as I drink my 12+ beers after my shift i don't shake next day
I don't get any major withdrawal symptoms till 48 hours + since last drink
I guess as long as you're drunk all the time it works, been there.
I guess.
I don't consider myself drunk when i wake up to go work a shift, but i may be.
The test would. I ain't preaching, but don't kid yourself.
No random workplace drug or alcohol testing here.
If we did we'd lose half the staff.
But if you took the test you'd come out as drunk, that's what I'm saying.
What, after ~14 beers the night/morning before?
Nah.
I've had a lot of experience
I wake up fresh in the mornings (i wake up in a state my addict brain tells me is fresh; don't be me)
lol, i don't know if you got it wherever you are, but just come up to a police station "fresh" and blow a alkie whistle and see what it tells you.
The only time i was done "DUI" or whatever you yanks call it i was pulled over by police for having a tail light out.
I'd probably had 30+ scotches that night, and in this country, they do the breathy
lyzer whenever you get pulled over for any reason.
I blew a 0.071, which is "medium range" despite it being legal to drive in many parts of the world.
Lost my license for 6 moths (still drove every day) then had to do another 6 months blowing into a tube to start my car.
What kind of beer and volume? If you drink 12 light beers with 2.5% alcohol in 12 oz cans, its like 4 regular 5% beers in 16 oz cans, very manageable over an evening.
I made a test and my body is able to digest a 16 oz can of 5% beer every hour with no problems, so I drink 1 beer as a starter as fast as I can and drink another one over the course of an hour, and then repeat a beer per hour to keep the buzz level constant.
>it's anon has to start drinking immediately after work now because he can't pass the breathalyzer to start his car in the morning if he waits past 10.
What a life.
Never had any issues like the shakes but I really don't miss the detox nightmares waking up in cold sweats thinking I'm dying every hour all night.
I actually like detox nightmares, it's a weird kind of high. I have an evolving story there.
I NEED the detox nightmares.
Much needed REM sleep
REM sleep is nice but I'd prefer not to be scrapping it out with shadow people in a Tool video anymore.
Even if I keep drinking it's just a question of grind, just work myself to death for a bit.
If you could have done that you would have done it already. You're just a dumbass drunk.
i puke out any alcohol of any kind, i'm unable to get druk without feeling like shit for the next few days
I feel down the steps of my back porch while trying to call my job
I'm lost
Physically or spiritually?
I fricked around and got found out by a bunch of kids last week, got a broken nose and a fractured brow.
how'd that go down? talking shit while you were druk?
more or less, they were streaming drinking on a bench as far as I could tell and I blurped that it's funny kids stream drinking these days or something along these lines. one of them ran up and just clocked me.
>*burp* what are yous little brocolli headed gays gonna do? Beat my ass?
>man who got ass beat
Yeah the hatred isn't fixable from where I see society headed but I think I can insulate my self from the moronation much better. I've been living like it's the 90s-00s still and things actually function and make sense, which is really proving not the case.
>I've been living like it's the 90s-00s still and things actually function and make sense, which is really proving not the case.
Man, as much as I hate the meme, "clown world" is honestly a pretty apt description, regardless of your political affiliation.
lmao
what a life, some of these gen Z's are not b***hes
>it's a "parents ask if you've been drinking at the end of a weekend phone call even though you thought you were speaking pretty clearly" episode
what a life
Frick me way too relatable
>it's a "no matter how drunk I am when someone calls they never seem to notice, ask, say anything; friends, family, whoever " episode
If the movie were about me the line would be "I dabbed the marijuana"
I drank the ranch bottle and used vodka as the chaser.
>Accompanying your post with an AI generated image of what you're saying
Is this the future standard for good posts?
Once AI gets good enough, it will be like Google now, except it will always have what you're looking for.
nice numbers
Fricking AI art. Looks so good in thumbnails, then you open it and see the hands.
Unironically, is this a good combo?
Yes.
Thinking about mixing some Mai Tai's tonight and watch some summer kino
>spend like 6 months drinking nightly
>tolerance goes up, I never get too blacked, just like 6-10 beers
>I no longer feel the euphoria after the first couple drinks. I can't sit through a full movie anymore while drinking.
I don't drink more I just fall asleep early because I get annoyed it doesn't make me as comfy as it used to
whats happening to me how do i fix it
Slow down or speed up. Either take a break so your resistance goes down, or switch to hard liquor so you can drink faster.
I put the lime in the coconut.
I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.
>Shit started to hurt in the liver area.
>my flatmate and my other alcoholic buddy started making fun of me because i went out to play some pool and ordered a lemonade
>normally I drink like an animal when playing pool, that day I was really shit while sober while the other two guys were on a roll
>I don't drink until the end of the night
>eventually say frick it and have a cold beer
>they turn into 4 or 5
>we run out and hit another pub
>get smashed, but at least the pain went away
>wake up and feel hungover, also feel some pain in my mouth
>lost a tooth and it hurts so bad but the liver? Pain went away so it probably wasn't the liver
>means i can continue to get wasted
>bought two bottles of cheap wine and two bottles of sparkling water to have a chill night and see some kino
Rewatched the Thing and it makes me sad that I didn't get any J&B
liver doesnt hurt until its basically over for you. It had to be some bile related issue. No biggie
>let me have one orange juice
>just orange juice?
based bartender enabler
I drank the bell’s oberon with an orange slice
for me, it's drinking, a long walk, then shitposting until I fall asleep
Based, now combine all three at the same time and the occasional asian massage parlor and youre living the dream
>random chest pain
>don't care, hope it kills me
>continue drinking
I wish I had the stones. No matter how bleak my outlook is, I want to continue existing.
So do I, but not like this
Sorry to cut into your bonding time like this but this would make for a pretty solid movie scene, just two guys sitting at a bar, each with a glass in hand and then they just drop those lines by the end of the convo then slip into that silence where both think about their lives while looking at the bottom of the glass they're holding.
His response did give me pause.
This has been happening more often to me as well right around when covid started it got bad, usually after a day the rapid heartbeats and chest tightening stop and I go back to drukking but at a slower pace since I also would prefer to be alive.
But I realize this is killing my organs and I will probably die of heart failure sometime in the next 20-30 years.
Today is 30 days without drinking. Had two years before, but I was in a sober house. moving to an apartment by myself next month so who knows where the frick this goes
See you in July!
anyone have the webm of denzel drinking that vodka bottle?
got druk all weekend, woke up in a hospital, got fired for sneaking into work at 4am to drink and sleeping on the couch, left got druk again, woke up in the hospital. gonna do it all again very soon. WAT A LIFE
Sober for 2 years until a month ago. Already feeling slight withdrawals when I don't drink. Keep telling myself tomorrow will be the day that I stop cause at the pace I'm at I'll be fricked in a week or 2
I'm dating the bartender girl from the bar where I drink every day