>>Fish tank trannies allowed
This is the most nefarious one. Not only is it not related to film or TV, but they are not even from this board. Most of the posters are tourists from /b/, Cinemaphile, and /misc/. I don't see why they can't shit up their own shitty board with it. On top of that they make a new thread every fricking hour, that's an existing Cinemaphile thread gone every hour, they don't wait til it's archived, they make a new thread as soon as the image limit is reached which on occasion results in 4 fricking threads in the catalog at one time. They were going through a new thread every 10 minutes the other day.
>that's an existing Cinemaphile thread gone every hour
Make it once a minute and perhaps this place can be fixed. /ftl/ is a small price to pay to slide bunkerhomosexual threads.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
this year SUCKED, i plannned to go on great germany-austria roadtrip this last june with my chevy van but i pussied out, eventually i went in august to some buttfrick camping more nearby and it was boring. loved driving around there in the area though. and my dog died
I am taking the sober pill from Jan 1st but i'll still hang out on my weekends in druk because i'm a fricking loser and you guys are my best friends. I feel like over the past few years DRUK is always most kino for the first few months of the year as well, but maybe thats just me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAakzl6s7QI
going to a meeting, they are hardly ever this inspiring but you will get something out of the shared suffering. 9 months+ here
fricking hell does it actually work? i hate burdening other people with my shit in daily life so how can i do that in a meeting. can i just come in and listen and never speak up?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Just dont buy booze and then you cant drink it, its literally that simple
I'm going full schizo. My friends are knocking on my door again. Sorry, will pretend I'm not here. Won't reply to DMs. I want to be left alone, falling into the abyss of madness. Problem is that I don't have any booze or cigarettes left. I can get alcohol with a delivery app but not cigarettes. They may see me if I go outside
Ran Recuva on an old external hard drive I found, and it's full of pictures and videos from all the women I was schtupping in my early-mid 20s.
Obviously I'm jerkin it but christ it feels terrible in a really hard to ignore way. Never appreciated what I had at the time, and now my bloated balding ass couldn't hope to get a woman half this attractive. Gotta settle for my lazy-eyed jamaican who snores and smells of brake fluid when she sweats.
The worst are the videos of my ex wife. She was a fricking heartstopper when we met, and then six and a half years of putting up with me and my shit left her a fricking wreck. I wish I could erase myself and everything I've done to those around me from the timeline
I needed this, DRUK is dead and finally i'm free from this shithole. Cinemaphile is a pathetic shambles of what it once was, its over and it's finally time i move on from this site. Zoomers and paid for mods have ruined this place and no matter how much i drink it'll never be what i want it to again.
how long do you guys who only drink in the evening drink for? I skip lunch so my stomach is empty and i drink 8 beer instead of 12 that night but I only last like 2 hours before I decide to go to bed. I used to spend like 5 hours drukking but it just doesnt hit the same anymore.
multiple times when I lived at home with my parents, once my mum walked in as I was naked changing my sheets covered in vomit and still druk from secretly drinking in my room. also when I moved out and moved my bed found uncleaned old vomit on the wall behind my bed
perhaps that stuff should've been a wake up call, 10 years later and I just preemptively vom in the dunny before sleeping if it's been a big night
i bought the $7 on clearance wine box at my local grocery store. i used the automated check out system because i didnt want to interact with anyone. but i had to be ided and a guy showed up to verify. i showed him my id, he verfied the age, and let the purchase go through. i told him good night with a smile and he returned the sentiment with a nod. tonight will be good.
think of Cinemaphile while you're pounding brother
I’ll think of you friends. Going upstairs in 10 minutes. Bought a vibrating butt plug last week to try out. I want to see if I can feel it vibrating in her ass while I’m in her pussy.
god I'm so lonely. your wife is probably a fat cow but at least you have somebody
>I want to see if I can feel it vibrating in her ass while I’m in her pussy.
Oh, you will. She'll love it even more.
Make her wear it out on your next date, she'll thank you. >t. White Claw-anon that posts his bawdwife
>god I'm so lonely. your wife is probably a fat cow but at least you have somebody
Get a hold of yourself, dude. I'd rather be lonely than date a fat/ugly girl. I'm dating a cute girl who is 120lbs and I still prefer to get drunk and play vidya with my friends or watch a movie alone than spend time with her.
I've never fricked an ugly or fat girl in my life and I know it's bad. Why? Because fat people are disgusting regardless of gender and no one is attracted to uggos.
23. Been browsing Cinemaphile since 2013, I was 12 then. Cheers. I didn't drink until my sister got me a bottle of wine last year and I randomly stumbled on a /druk/ thread while having a glass last year. Now I can comfortably down half a bottle of whiskey. Cheers.
>live in 1 bathroom house with me mum >bathroom is right next to the master >can get away with one or two late night pisses before setting off alarms >the piss jugs stack during the holidays with minimal windows to empty them and garbage collection being delayed
I told myself I wasn't gonna get drunk tonight /druk/ but that bottle of chivas on sale was just too damn inviting... WHAT A LIFE. And another shot of whisky, to another year of /druk/.
I started. Friends are knocking on my door. I finally bought alcohol and cigarettes. I'm marathoning Peep Show and after that I'll start with my favourite songs
you sound very defensive and insecure for someone that "didn't buy them". get over yourself.
Why is there something instead of nothing? The existence of matter gives me existential dread. Even if there is a God, how did he come to be?
good question. I probably created the universe to get druk. but if I didn't a out of nowhere big bang, and a creator both don't make much sense. nothing is really everything.
i started druk at 1pm. it is 3;48 am.
i usually start earlier between 7-10 am.
i am druk. ask me secrets of universe and I will answer.
also i drank the vodka
it's 7 40 pm on new years eve
I'm high as shit and have had two beers and two scotches. my mother is in the other room. I'm 30 years old.
next year I'll get it together
>Denzel's face when he learns that he's just another zesty black boi
Why does he hate us
Because we can take it
I drank the liter of gin AND ate the entire giant Toblerone
ah shit hurts my hands
I thought it was contained and civil.
Must've been a shift change. This one probably gets paid 100x more an hour.
>covid was 4 years ago
What the frick?
>Fish tank trannies allowed
>Twitter threads allowed
>Poltard race bait threads allowed
>Druk? MUST DELETE
50 fricking simultaneous fishtank threads. Sickening shit.
i miss the ramsay threads but janny moves them nowadays too
Don't forget daily aislob image threads
>>Fish tank trannies allowed
This is the most nefarious one. Not only is it not related to film or TV, but they are not even from this board. Most of the posters are tourists from /b/, Cinemaphile, and /misc/. I don't see why they can't shit up their own shitty board with it. On top of that they make a new thread every fricking hour, that's an existing Cinemaphile thread gone every hour, they don't wait til it's archived, they make a new thread as soon as the image limit is reached which on occasion results in 4 fricking threads in the catalog at one time. They were going through a new thread every 10 minutes the other day.
>that's an existing Cinemaphile thread gone every hour
Make it once a minute and perhaps this place can be fixed. /ftl/ is a small price to pay to slide bunkerhomosexual threads.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>bunkerhomosexual threads
I don't know what that is.
>mfw druk been up for 7hrs
LETS GO
>I posted the gay off-topic alchie discord blogposting thread
I'm on my fourth vodka tonic and I've had three beers on the side. Happy new years, bros. This is the best I've felt in months. I need to drink more.
that's the spirit! drink till dawn!
The cashier looked at me in disgust today after buying a 12 pack from her the fifth time..
The guy at my local seems to think we're best friends or something and wants to talk for like an hour everytime i buy booze, FRICK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE
Vary the stores you buy from and the times you do so.
Just drinking water right now I need to rehydrate
Rehydrate with booze silly
My tolerance is too high for it to be evenjoyable anymore
Packing it in for good this time
why do non drinkers come into our threads to seethe?
Why do alchie homosexuals come into our board to blogpost?
it's fun
being sober is BORING
I have no one else to talk to. I'm all alone
my dad died a week ago. i just got his death certificate. i have until the 2nd to sober up. its so hard bros
more than enough time to get your buzz on today and tomorrow
When i druk i feel horrible and hate it
When i dont druk all i think about is drukking
>tfw it's my birthday on the 1st
I ate a full tub of quality street I have the acid reflux
*UUGHHHH*
Literally me before watching Solo in the theater
>11 hours before work tommorow
technically 11 hours before work
the numbers work out
me before the most embarrassing moments of my life i dont remember
Breakfast of Champions
it's over
Did it even began anoon?
drunk feeling is SHIT but i had vodka anyway
5 beers left, im fricking sad
The explosive beer shit is coming
this year SUCKED, i plannned to go on great germany-austria roadtrip this last june with my chevy van but i pussied out, eventually i went in august to some buttfrick camping more nearby and it was boring. loved driving around there in the area though. and my dog died
No one cares about your homosexual dog
bitches cant be gays you fricking homo
I'd fricking end you if you ever stepped to me in a druk fight
my little dude, no point getting yourself so worked up, lets chill and get druk
You think you're so alpha, i'd fricking end you homosexual
i'm sure you would, i love you
Sorry about that anon. There's time for a trip next year atleast. Did you bury your fren yet or spreading the ashes in some fancy place?
I just feel so empty now, i dont want it to end but i know it has to
DRUK KINGS WE GOT A SECOND CHANCE, post please...........
Just had a big time shart followed by a steady yogurty downpour
druksters... I want to stop drukkking... 2024 is where i clean up
whats your streak?
22 years of daily druk, with maybe a cumulative of 3 weeks dry during that time frame
post face
Natty?
He must have some serious lower back muscles
he hasn't seen his own dick in over 20 years
Heh i finally get it, its over
SO THIS IS DRUK? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
what about it?
My point has been proven
Druk has become so pathetic, its disgusting honestly
Who are you kissing for new year's anons?
....you DO have someone to kiss right?
i will kiss me mum
i will kiss his mum
no-druk-januay bros? i can autistically keep the threads going but it seems like a shit idea when i ponder on it. lemme know
I am taking the sober pill from Jan 1st but i'll still hang out on my weekends in druk because i'm a fricking loser and you guys are my best friends. I feel like over the past few years DRUK is always most kino for the first few months of the year as well, but maybe thats just me
wish i could relate i've been dodging druks until june this year when i finally accepted i am a fricked. some of you guys are alright
ANon follow me, take the soberpill
i have to but what's the first step
Stop drukking
fricking hell does it actually work? i hate burdening other people with my shit in daily life so how can i do that in a meeting. can i just come in and listen and never speak up?
Just dont buy booze and then you cant drink it, its literally that simple
going to a meeting, they are hardly ever this inspiring but you will get something out of the shared suffering. 9 months+ here
rolling for druk-24
WHY ARE YOU DOIGN THIS TO ME DRUK KINGS WHY DO YOU FRICKING HATE ME
i love u
I just vomited a pint of blood, its time
Lads tomorrow might be the only day i dont drink this week
NEW YEARS EVER? THE DAY YOU DONT DRINK?
yes? Might be too many people on the board tomorrow. I'll recover for Monday night
homosexual loser tier logic
I need to find bud
I'm going full schizo. My friends are knocking on my door again. Sorry, will pretend I'm not here. Won't reply to DMs. I want to be left alone, falling into the abyss of madness. Problem is that I don't have any booze or cigarettes left. I can get alcohol with a delivery app but not cigarettes. They may see me if I go outside
I remember you from earlier bro, frick them loser why do they wanna ruin your kino vibe? They'll be gone soon and then you can druk
I drank the baskin roberts
My body says no? I SAY YES, I WILL FORCE THESE 10 CANS DOWN NO MATTER HOW I FEEL
>10 cans
watch out we got a badass over here!
>Replies to a 2 hour old post
insecure
people who do dick measuring like this are the worst most self destructive losers. You the biggest loser, hardest core alcoholic. Happy now?
LET US DRINK MEN
FOR TONIGHT WE /DRUK/ !!!!!
Ran Recuva on an old external hard drive I found, and it's full of pictures and videos from all the women I was schtupping in my early-mid 20s.
Obviously I'm jerkin it but christ it feels terrible in a really hard to ignore way. Never appreciated what I had at the time, and now my bloated balding ass couldn't hope to get a woman half this attractive. Gotta settle for my lazy-eyed jamaican who snores and smells of brake fluid when she sweats.
The worst are the videos of my ex wife. She was a fricking heartstopper when we met, and then six and a half years of putting up with me and my shit left her a fricking wreck. I wish I could erase myself and everything I've done to those around me from the timeline
wow you sound like a true loser, i'm actually kind of impressed
AVGN IS FRICKING KINO
how do i sleep for more than 5 hours after drinking?
You dont
here's what i do
1x200mg l-theanine
2x25mg benadryl
2x??mg advil
1x3mg melatonin
i'm out in 30 minutes usually
your liver is doing overtime my friend
nah it's for hangovers, not when drinking
I'm FRICKING CRYING
why
Lads how are people even depressed when drinking?
Drinking is literally a depressant you moron
yes?
I mean you really cant figure it out?
yeah but does it really make you sad? just makes me tired the next day
Thats how you feel as a beginner drinker, soon the darkness will arrive
i'm 28
Ok kiddo
what age are you?
Gonna cry?
i'm asking a question
Kid, you're nothing but a b***hmade loser on a computer. Shut the frick up.
that's not what depressant means
Hi guys I'm druk
What's up!!!!
you guys have ruined the vibe of druk...
its over.
>soon the darkness will arrive
Why do you little nerds post cringe shit like this? Because a single mom raised you?
I HAVE 3 BEERS LEFT, I WILL NOT STOP POSTING. DRUK IS THE ONLY PLACE I FEEL I FIT IN NOW, YOU'RE ALL I HAVE
learn to prepare for the future
FRICK YOU
based
>AH DUUUUUUUUDE MY LIFE IS SO LE HARD BECAUSE GIRLS DON'T LIKE ME AND I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE NOW I'M GONNA DRINK EPIC ALCOHOL ALL THE TIME
grow up
I just ran my fingers over my ass crack and then sniffed them DEEP, shit smells good
Virgins
cheers lads
I picked the pussy
Literally how. She got a condition or on drugs?
Anon, New Years isn't for another whole day
In 12 hours where I live
I needed this, DRUK is dead and finally i'm free from this shithole. Cinemaphile is a pathetic shambles of what it once was, its over and it's finally time i move on from this site. Zoomers and paid for mods have ruined this place and no matter how much i drink it'll never be what i want it to again.
See you tomorrow
No, you wont. I know you only started using this site after Trump god elected so you can never understand, but its fricking over.
see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
see you tomorrow
I'm free
>Shit
>butthole EXPLODES in a shower of blood
Truly worth it..........
lads it was fun again. see ya monday
MONDAY?
i rest tomorrow
I CANT LIE ANYMORE, I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY SWEATY DRUK SHIT FILLED butthole ON MY FINGERS
is there where the al Cinemaphile crew meet up now
I feel fricking ILL from drinking, every sip is hell
drink more
I love you druk, but it's time. Now i take the soberpill and spend my days reading and listening to Phil Collins
SO TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THERE'S JUST AN EMPTY SPACE
ofc it had to be my dads favourite frick you
Anon, i am your dad
im a fricking moron
but enough about me
I intend to spend Jan 1st as drunk as I can the whole day, starting before the new year fireworks.
DRUk right now
My last night drinking. Sober life here I come
see you tmrw
Drinking is fricking cringe and i'm fricking finished with this shit
see you tomorrow anon
I pray for you loser
I don't have a loser.
thank you very much anon
how long do you guys who only drink in the evening drink for? I skip lunch so my stomach is empty and i drink 8 beer instead of 12 that night but I only last like 2 hours before I decide to go to bed. I used to spend like 5 hours drukking but it just doesnt hit the same anymore.
there's nothing quite like the malaise of minor alcohol withdrawal
I’m high
>twu
yea its masking ur tactical soap m'lord
LETS GET moronic IN HERE
Drinking is my only hobby now. Can't even game anymore
>I had to get druk , I had to
>I fapped to the troony
what we doin tomorrow night
someone livestream druk and i shall attend in drukkenness
Be honest, how many of you have woken up in your own vomit?
Piss
vomit, piss, pants down, bloody
never poop though.
BLOODY PANTS DOWN I PISS YOU BLOODY
outside or in your own home?
all have been done outside my home, but both.
vomited on my childhood pillow and slept was drunk / slept for 48 hours. 2 bottles of rum. threw the pillow away and have yet to get another.
multiple times when I lived at home with my parents, once my mum walked in as I was naked changing my sheets covered in vomit and still druk from secretly drinking in my room. also when I moved out and moved my bed found uncleaned old vomit on the wall behind my bed
perhaps that stuff should've been a wake up call, 10 years later and I just preemptively vom in the dunny before sleeping if it's been a big night
Control yourself.
the trips command
I am, though tonight I must go all out and finish this bottle of jamies' son
Kino
I'm still drinkin the 211
Recommendations of drink that is flavourful and not strong tasting but high alcohol percentage??
Homemade mead
i just bought 10 pounds of elderberry honey, wine yeast, and 9 gallons of spring water. what should i use for fruit?
jalapeños
sounds like a brave but an exciting combination. i salute your creativity. should i let them age or rip into them post fermentation?
211
White Claw Surge.
Another night of drinking alone and ignoring my girlfriends requests to hang out.
These things are great to wind down your night since they're like 8% and they basically taste like nothing except the god awful blood orange ones.
Redd's Wicked Apple Ale
i bought the $7 on clearance wine box at my local grocery store. i used the automated check out system because i didnt want to interact with anyone. but i had to be ided and a guy showed up to verify. i showed him my id, he verfied the age, and let the purchase go through. i told him good night with a smile and he returned the sentiment with a nod. tonight will be good.
Should I become a neet so I can be druk everyday?
choose one
One what
i haven't been a neet ever but i imagine it's harder to be a daily drunk with no income than with a job
some c**ts allow easy abuse of neet bux
dude you need to frick off outa here. life is good and druks arent worth it as they are
Prepared 2 kg of very spicy chili. Bought the 6 lts of beer. it's almost 13:30. Let the druk session begin. See you on the other side.
Very spicy chilli and beer? Sounds like acid reflux hell to me
I wanted to thank to the anon who recommended me peep show a few days ago on a druk thread. Really comfy show
I hate you all. I love you.
love u
Can't sleep bros
me neither, I'll probably sleep through new year's
4:35am, I just put the bacon on the grill
Wife and I drank two bottles of Prosecco and I’m going to absolutely pound her ass later.
>people on Cinemaphile are in a relationship
I had a relationship this year. Had 3 dates and after that we made it official. We broke up 2 weeks later
you just go with it. can't show you are a pussy in any areas where men provide. its psychological with most broads.
I’ll think of you friends. Going upstairs in 10 minutes. Bought a vibrating butt plug last week to try out. I want to see if I can feel it vibrating in her ass while I’m in her pussy.
She’s not but good luck friend.
>Implying the butt plug isn't for you
You can be honest, we're all friends here.
>I want to see if I can feel it vibrating in her ass while I’m in her pussy.
Oh, you will. She'll love it even more.
Make her wear it out on your next date, she'll thank you.
>t. White Claw-anon that posts his bawdwife
Why?
godspeed down the road
god I'm so lonely. your wife is probably a fat cow but at least you have somebody
>god I'm so lonely. your wife is probably a fat cow but at least you have somebody
Get a hold of yourself, dude. I'd rather be lonely than date a fat/ugly girl. I'm dating a cute girl who is 120lbs and I still prefer to get drunk and play vidya with my friends or watch a movie alone than spend time with her.
>I'd rather be lonely than date a fat/ugly girl.
the sexless haven't done this before, so they don't realize how bad it is to fug an uggo
>they don't realize how funit is to fug an uggo
ftfy
>ftfy
Not in the slightest
Expand your mind, square.
I've never fricked an ugly or fat girl in my life and I know it's bad. Why? Because fat people are disgusting regardless of gender and no one is attracted to uggos.
congrats mr. sober and collected. have a nice long life
think of Cinemaphile while you're pounding brother
I haven't Druk in 6 months
Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
I fricking hate everything not Cinemaphile now
Cinemaphile is fricking trash
Ever /jazz/ died off /druk/ is the last good thread on this god-forgotten board.
Can't even get a Trailer Park Boys thread going anymore.
I have never shit the bed
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
26
haven't been druk in months bros. Here's to Cinemaphile *guuulp*
he looks freshly broken here
3d women are ugly
honestly lads just post your age i am curious
27
39
33
dont be a Black person
Yes I will, they are fricking dicks
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23. Been browsing Cinemaphile since 2013, I was 12 then. Cheers. I didn't drink until my sister got me a bottle of wine last year and I randomly stumbled on a /druk/ thread while having a glass last year. Now I can comfortably down half a bottle of whiskey. Cheers.
23
i'd give you a knuckle sandwich and then some of my yugioh card doubles when others didn't see.
already sold the yugioh collection for druk bud
I recently sold my MtG collection for $1,250. I regret it.
bros…
Im surronded with buttholes
I’m gonna steal their shit and get druk as frick
yup, it’s fricking over
Night
WE LOST
>live in 1 bathroom house with me mum
>bathroom is right next to the master
>can get away with one or two late night pisses before setting off alarms
>the piss jugs stack during the holidays with minimal windows to empty them and garbage collection being delayed
Dump the piss jugs down the toilet.
sell the piss to gays
My neighbor's wife just gave me a 6 pack of spiked lemonade and a sandwich
>5% alcohol
why even bother
What kind of sandwich?
pastrami
Both kino choices.
italian cut with vinegerette
is it just me or does the catalog not update ever since the stupid christmas hat gimmick
I told myself I wasn't gonna get drunk tonight /druk/ but that bottle of chivas on sale was just too damn inviting... WHAT A LIFE. And another shot of whisky, to another year of /druk/.
its not 2024 brah. Your moronic GTP-5 chatbot is broke. lol you guys are pathetic.
I started. Friends are knocking on my door. I finally bought alcohol and cigarettes. I'm marathoning Peep Show and after that I'll start with my favourite songs
Forgot pic
is that a chinese strong zero knockoff?
based
what mixer should i get for a bunch of flavoured vodkas?
honey, raspberry, and cherry
well im not a massive fricking homosexual and would never go for flavored vodkas, but honey.. are you talking cruisers?
i didn't buy them you slack jawed homosexuals
you are aware the very next scene of that is the skinny twink looking at him dismissively, right
>reference a movie
>you immediately think about me dominating your bussy
you've got problems
sounds like its not you, dominating the bussy
you sound very defensive and insecure for someone that "didn't buy them". get over yourself.
good question. I probably created the universe to get druk. but if I didn't a out of nowhere big bang, and a creator both don't make much sense. nothing is really everything.
i'd be very happy. make it funny though.
you shouldnt be buying flavored vodkas... but get something like a juice. have a fruity screwdriver or grapefruit juice.
i started druk at 1pm. it is 3;48 am.
i usually start earlier between 7-10 am.
i am druk. ask me secrets of universe and I will answer.
also i drank the vodka
Why is there something instead of nothing? The existence of matter gives me existential dread. Even if there is a God, how did he come to be?
For the first time ever it happened. I got drunk, shat myself in the street, then went to the liquor store with shit in my pants.
What a life
it's 7 40 pm on new years eve
I'm high as shit and have had two beers and two scotches. my mother is in the other room. I'm 30 years old.
next year I'll get it together
next year you will go to the other room and finally do you mother?
>tfw can't drink because tapering off benzos
>2 more fricking months
Don't fall the benzo meme kids.
You went to what, like 5 mg xanax a day?
No I'm just doing it very slowly because I'm paranoid about withdrawal seizures.
don't drink tonight, fren, we love you regardless :3
Nothing smells or tastes right anymore. What does it mean?
I just woke up, the hangover is awful. If I start drinking now I think I'll be able to fall asleep and wake up again before the ball drops.
Are some lads still on it no sleep from mast night? If so very based
Amphetamine is one hell of a drug.