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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes this is the thread. im getting druk from sake right now. no im not alcoholic this is a rare outing for me ok.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you said that yesterday

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sake it to me baby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got high off of bath salts and ran over a car. Shit was extraordinary

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha yea me too anon
      I'm going to get some beers

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can quit anytime i want im not an alcoholic

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're all pussys, not drinking is easy just use weed

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are anons here who unironically drink alcoholic beverages daily? for real? you guys aren't all larping?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage right now, my friend. It's a beautiful Sunday and I'm about to put on a kino. How's yours going?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't drank alcohol in 7 years personally.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 years now. Do the pangs get better?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i was never a full on alcoholic, i just binge drank on weekends to get blackout drunk constantly until i fricked my shit up and stopped drinking forever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t touched a drop of alcohol for a few months now, last time I did I got blackout drunk and it really fricked with me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't but I have known people who do and it ends badly.
      I tell myself the druk threads are either casuals like me having a laugh or larpers having a laugh.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm drowning in cans like Ray from Trailer Park Boys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with enjoying a beer or two everyday every once and awhile; it's getting blasted drunk everyday that is the problem.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the urge. It runs in my family and I have poor self-control. If I had the funds to do so and wasn't so vain, I'd drink beer every night.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile almost certainly has a higher per capita number of addicts. You think the user base of a site like this isn't primarily comprised of weak willed losers?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        generally people become addicts first from socially engaging with drugs
        socially awkward loners don't typically have that happen to them

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the moron who post his email yesterday lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still less of a wanker than the anti-druk gay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I chewed the three-course meal gum.
    >My skin is actually blue underneath all this makeup.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Druk kings, hows evgeryone doing>?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My final night of druk and this is what we get, lmao of fricking course

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST YOU FRICKING homosexualS

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ordered two large pizzas and a dozen cookies with a large coke. I can't stop eating, I'm almost 300 lbs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eat half a small pizza and some breadsticks and feel like a fat frick despite being thin, wondering how people get fat, and then i see a post like this and everything becomes clear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you stop yourself from throwing up?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I need to lose 20 lb. And so does my wife. It is all so suffering. I love those stupid boba drinks so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or anon, you could druk

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sharted the water

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had a spicy dump today

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and me both, bro.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im literaslly cryingm, this i smy final night of sdruk and i only have 3 beers left and tghis is druk. Maybe 50 posts over 2 threads all night, why the frick did i even do thism, why did i ever drink if this is what it all came to. Maybe this is a sign, maybe this is what i need./ Im done and i cant wait to be free from thsi druk life, its so over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know your pain bro, i feel the same way. Druk has been the only thing keeping me drinking, i love hanging out with you guys, but i think this is a sign

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason I pictured the Barbie troony saying this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are ill

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really put on a couple hundred pounds or was it a fat suit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no became the whale it was real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He actually had to lose weight for the role.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    plase post

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate them greens
    I got the itus right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      im suffering from sickle cell right now

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Druk is over, its finished

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got some brews and hot dogs. Gonna watch Major League 1 and 2 tonight.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate the baby
    It's in mah belly right now

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I broke the dam

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      true meaning of being a GAY FAT FRICK

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate the burger

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    druk fricking let me down, i'm done, this is over. FRICKNYOU

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like ranch

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First solid shit in a week
    Im healing

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros it's 9PM and I'm still hungover from yesterday

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best vodka chaser and why is it pineapple juice?

    Bonus points for Coconut milk or water to combine for god-tier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      caprisun

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im done drnkikng its over and i cant lie you helped me druk kingdm, this general is cringe virgin shit and this night proved all i need to kow,its over

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