I was doing pre-employment screening for my new job on wednesday, and I literally shit myself after doing the drug test. I went to the bathrrom and got a stall to clean myself off in. There was SO MUCH shit. It is absolutely unreal how much shit there was. I spent like an hour cleaning myself off using toilet water. After everybody left the bathroom, I took my underwear off and threw them in the trash. I have no idea if I smelled like shit or not the rest of the day. People still wanted to be around me, and even invited me out to lunch with them. But idk it's impossible to tell. Anyway, that's one of the reasons why I'm working on drinking myself to death tonight.
i just took my first shot after telling myself i would only drink white claw tonight. i'm sure within an hour i'll be watching the same fricking videos of british people eating american food
>I rinsed my mouth with two minibottles of vodka since I ate flight attendant pussy and butthole whole evening. I needed to was off taste of fish and crust from my mouth. I spilled vodka in toilet.
Cinemaphile can't literally find solid aurgument against my masterplan.
it's fine just keep coping and pretending that alcohol doesn't affect your health negatively. one day it will catch up to you though and you will hate yourself for neglecting your body and your health, but then it will be too late.
You can balance drinking with a healthy lifestyle. Obviously if you live in your cave gaming all day living a sedentary lifestyle, alcohol will affect you more negatively.
Bless me father for I have sinned, I haven't been able to convince multinatinational corporations to donate even a pittance to your reelection campaign
While I think Denzel acted the "drunk husband and father" dynamic really accurately, his lack of physical symptoms didn't immerse me as much as Nick Cage.
We have this thread every day
>he doesn't know
it is over for me, tomorrow another druk day
The NTSB isn't congress you big goober
finally got those gin martinis going
>he drank the beers
>now he's drinking the whiskey
>he's feeling nothing
he sings the songs that remind him of the good times
>the songs that remind you of the better times
>he's driving to get more beers
we're so back
history repeating
i drank the beer
Did all the east coast guys pass out already or something?
i just started but this thread died RIP
still going strong
Still here, still drinking.
>Verification not required.
>I made the same thread again
this movie is for midwits, get a life
cope
No DRUK for me til tomorrow. Hopefully I won't become an obnoxious lunatic again
He was drunk and said something he shouldn't. Just like me when i am drunk
He was under oath. He had to. Only scumbags commit perjury.
maybe he was one of those people who think true statements don't have to correspond to reality
what are we listening to?
Did he drink the vodka bros?
I was doing pre-employment screening for my new job on wednesday, and I literally shit myself after doing the drug test. I went to the bathrrom and got a stall to clean myself off in. There was SO MUCH shit. It is absolutely unreal how much shit there was. I spent like an hour cleaning myself off using toilet water. After everybody left the bathroom, I took my underwear off and threw them in the trash. I have no idea if I smelled like shit or not the rest of the day. People still wanted to be around me, and even invited me out to lunch with them. But idk it's impossible to tell. Anyway, that's one of the reasons why I'm working on drinking myself to death tonight.
I swear to God this is a true story.
Because he's druk right now
He's coming to terms with his alcoholism and seeking help.
i drank the beer and i love you all, especially that one guy from the last thread who sees red a lot
I DRANK THE WHISKEY DRINK
I DRANK THE VODKA DRINK
I DRANK THE LAGER DRINK
I DRANK THE CIDER DRINK
>you never count your money when you're sitting at the table
I GET KNOCKED DOWN AND THEN I GET UP AGAIN
i just took my first shot after telling myself i would only drink white claw tonight. i'm sure within an hour i'll be watching the same fricking videos of british people eating american food
Hail Satan
keeeeeeeeeeenooooooooooooooo
>I rinsed my mouth with two minibottles of vodka since I ate flight attendant pussy and butthole whole evening. I needed to was off taste of fish and crust from my mouth. I spilled vodka in toilet.
Cinemaphile can't literally find solid aurgument against my masterplan.
Is the master plan you getting some b***hes? Because I'm fully supportive but also completely skeptical of the possibilities of success.
@198840053
sneed
it's fine just keep coping and pretending that alcohol doesn't affect your health negatively. one day it will catch up to you though and you will hate yourself for neglecting your body and your health, but then it will be too late.
You can balance drinking with a healthy lifestyle. Obviously if you live in your cave gaming all day living a sedentary lifestyle, alcohol will affect you more negatively.
@198840247
Thanks for you're concern
Sneed
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(You)
>Russians?
bas literature reader
Its frickin kino and history repeats itself
It rly do b like that
you forgot [writing about nature] idiot
>Why not just eat american food yourself?
sometimes they have funny reactions. like the little british kids eating biscuits and gravy
I haven't had a drink in nearly a week, I've been too busy recovering from dental issues
I'm gasping lads...
You can't lie to congress, they're like holy people.
Bless me father for I have sinned, I haven't been able to convince multinatinational corporations to donate even a pittance to your reelection campaign
Every time the euros pass out, we all fall to pieces
i drank the whiskey and watched the gunsmoke
While I think Denzel acted the "drunk husband and father" dynamic really accurately, his lack of physical symptoms didn't immerse me as much as Nick Cage.