i drank the vodka

why would he admit this in a congressional hearing?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have this thread every day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is over for me, tomorrow another druk day

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The NTSB isn't congress you big goober

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally got those gin martinis going

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he drank the beers
    >now he's drinking the whiskey
    >he's feeling nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he sings the songs that remind him of the good times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the songs that remind you of the better times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's driving to get more beers

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're so back

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    history repeating

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the beer

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did all the east coast guys pass out already or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just started but this thread died RIP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still going strong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still here, still drinking.
      >Verification not required.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I made the same thread again

    this movie is for midwits, get a life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No DRUK for me til tomorrow. Hopefully I won't become an obnoxious lunatic again

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was drunk and said something he shouldn't. Just like me when i am drunk

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was under oath. He had to. Only scumbags commit perjury.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he was one of those people who think true statements don't have to correspond to reality

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are we listening to?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he drink the vodka bros?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing pre-employment screening for my new job on wednesday, and I literally shit myself after doing the drug test. I went to the bathrrom and got a stall to clean myself off in. There was SO MUCH shit. It is absolutely unreal how much shit there was. I spent like an hour cleaning myself off using toilet water. After everybody left the bathroom, I took my underwear off and threw them in the trash. I have no idea if I smelled like shit or not the rest of the day. People still wanted to be around me, and even invited me out to lunch with them. But idk it's impossible to tell. Anyway, that's one of the reasons why I'm working on drinking myself to death tonight.

    I swear to God this is a true story.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's druk right now

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's coming to terms with his alcoholism and seeking help.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the beer and i love you all, especially that one guy from the last thread who sees red a lot

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DRANK THE WHISKEY DRINK
    I DRANK THE VODKA DRINK
    I DRANK THE LAGER DRINK
    I DRANK THE CIDER DRINK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you never count your money when you're sitting at the table

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I GET KNOCKED DOWN AND THEN I GET UP AGAIN

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just took my first shot after telling myself i would only drink white claw tonight. i'm sure within an hour i'll be watching the same fricking videos of british people eating american food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hail Satan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keeeeeeeeeeenooooooooooooooo

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I rinsed my mouth with two minibottles of vodka since I ate flight attendant pussy and butthole whole evening. I needed to was off taste of fish and crust from my mouth. I spilled vodka in toilet.

    Cinemaphile can't literally find solid aurgument against my masterplan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the master plan you getting some b***hes? Because I'm fully supportive but also completely skeptical of the possibilities of success.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @198840053
    sneed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      it's fine just keep coping and pretending that alcohol doesn't affect your health negatively. one day it will catch up to you though and you will hate yourself for neglecting your body and your health, but then it will be too late.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can balance drinking with a healthy lifestyle. Obviously if you live in your cave gaming all day living a sedentary lifestyle, alcohol will affect you more negatively.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @198840247
    Thanks for you're concern
    Sneed

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >

    maybe he was one of those people who think true statements don't have to correspond to reality

    (You)
    >Russians?
    bas literature reader

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its frickin kino and history repeats itself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It rly do b like that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you forgot [writing about nature] idiot

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why not just eat american food yourself?
    sometimes they have funny reactions. like the little british kids eating biscuits and gravy

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a drink in nearly a week, I've been too busy recovering from dental issues
    I'm gasping lads...

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't lie to congress, they're like holy people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bless me father for I have sinned, I haven't been able to convince multinatinational corporations to donate even a pittance to your reelection campaign

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time the euros pass out, we all fall to pieces

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the whiskey and watched the gunsmoke

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While I think Denzel acted the "drunk husband and father" dynamic really accurately, his lack of physical symptoms didn't immerse me as much as Nick Cage.

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