I drank the weissbier

I drank the weissbier

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s over

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello middle of the week drukians, ill love when the ballentines done

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've said it before and I'll say it until I die

      Wednesday is the best weekday to have a drink

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't know ballantine was a real beer and thought it was something they made up for frasier

      t. bri ish

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        no ballantines scotch, its cheap and palatable

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah, one thing we also have here is cheap but drinkable scotch

          cheers anglo brother

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bar exam in three weeks
    >can’t drink because of studying

    what a life…

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you pass mate. Then you'll see just how bad being a lawyer is

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not too late
      You could be anything you wanted
      You could be a choo-choo train conductor
      Or an octopus
      It’s not too late

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ruined another relationship through my drinking…again. I think this is number three or four.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      story?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw don't even drink to any huge extent but just enough to often be a little off, a little hungover, a little distant, a little unfocused in conversations - shit that adds up over months and makes you miss things or neglect things that are important in a relationship, but it's not to any huge extent so why stop, right?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single relationship i've had ends the same way too mate

      prefer booze to women anyway good riddance

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had lonestar in a long time. Yuengling gets the job done though

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't go to work today

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sick day or did you just not show up

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just called and said I'm not coming and they said okay

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I rang my job once and just "i feel awful" and that was it kek

          Do you work somewhere where there will be repercussions

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have to miss a lot to get in trouble but I have missed a lot so we'll see what tomorrow brings!

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least you were being honest(if you did really feel awful)
            If they let you call out then that’s not a problem on your part. Your health is more important than wage slaving

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lone Star is made with malted barley and corn syrup. It's not a weiss, dumbass.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who the frick cares. I'm just trying to get drunk.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I knew how to computer, I'd make this one of those gifs where his head just constantly keeps rotating around

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kingfisher is peak druk beer, talkin made in India cheap

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        amen Black person

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reggie frickin la deux

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you considering that im drinking Weissbier but just wanted to use that image mr man?

      pic rel

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        just realized that the cap is still on but the glass has been filled

        dishonest film making

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bart wouldnt say that

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he so abusive to his wife who was only trying to help him?
    Was it because he was black?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the only thing black women understand anon

      they are black

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense..

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense..

        No wait... It doesn't make sense... If she was a black woman then why wasn't she fat? Something was off here... She didn't really exist... She was never real. Pizzalo is a genius... Wow I never realized it until now.
        Imagine a black woman not being a fat fricking pig.. Holy shit how did I miss this before?!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was using him, he was right to be annoyed. Men not wanting to talk about the fricked up shit they've seen/done is just another thing on the long long list of shit that women will never understand.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    lads..... when is the peak time for a wank? before you drink or when you aren't?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      hangover hornyism is best, wait for that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you find that if you wank before you drink it affects your buzz?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, it depletes some of the mania

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >depletes the mana
            There's potions for that

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah its called cocaine

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the deal with that anyway

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk

          my came to me in a dream version is that the body thinks it been poisoned and wants you to breed before you die

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be Rust but people think I am Dwight. Fricking gays

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