I drank the weissbier
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it’s over
Hello middle of the week drukians, ill love when the ballentines done
I've said it before and I'll say it until I die
Wednesday is the best weekday to have a drink
didn't know ballantine was a real beer and thought it was something they made up for frasier
t. bri ish
no ballantines scotch, its cheap and palatable
ah, one thing we also have here is cheap but drinkable scotch
cheers anglo brother
>bar exam in three weeks
>can’t drink because of studying
what a life…
Hope you pass mate. Then you'll see just how bad being a lawyer is
It’s not too late
You could be anything you wanted
You could be a choo-choo train conductor
Or an octopus
It’s not too late
I ruined another relationship through my drinking…again. I think this is number three or four.
story?
tfw don't even drink to any huge extent but just enough to often be a little off, a little hungover, a little distant, a little unfocused in conversations - shit that adds up over months and makes you miss things or neglect things that are important in a relationship, but it's not to any huge extent so why stop, right?
every single relationship i've had ends the same way too mate
prefer booze to women anyway good riddance
I haven't had lonestar in a long time. Yuengling gets the job done though
I didn't go to work today
Sick day or did you just not show up
Just called and said I'm not coming and they said okay
I rang my job once and just "i feel awful" and that was it kek
Do you work somewhere where there will be repercussions
You have to miss a lot to get in trouble but I have missed a lot so we'll see what tomorrow brings!
At least you were being honest(if you did really feel awful)
If they let you call out then that’s not a problem on your part. Your health is more important than wage slaving
Lone Star is made with malted barley and corn syrup. It's not a weiss, dumbass.
Literally who the frick cares. I'm just trying to get drunk.
If I knew how to computer, I'd make this one of those gifs where his head just constantly keeps rotating around
Kingfisher is peak druk beer, talkin made in India cheap
amen Black person
Reggie frickin la deux
have you considering that im drinking Weissbier but just wanted to use that image mr man?
pic rel
just realized that the cap is still on but the glass has been filled
dishonest film making
Bart wouldnt say that
Why was he so abusive to his wife who was only trying to help him?
Was it because he was black?
its the only thing black women understand anon
they are black
Makes sense..
No wait... It doesn't make sense... If she was a black woman then why wasn't she fat? Something was off here... She didn't really exist... She was never real. Pizzalo is a genius... Wow I never realized it until now.
Imagine a black woman not being a fat fricking pig.. Holy shit how did I miss this before?!
She was using him, he was right to be annoyed. Men not wanting to talk about the fricked up shit they've seen/done is just another thing on the long long list of shit that women will never understand.
lads..... when is the peak time for a wank? before you drink or when you aren't?
hangover hornyism is best, wait for that
do you find that if you wank before you drink it affects your buzz?
yes, it depletes some of the mania
>depletes the mana
There's potions for that
yeah its called cocaine
What's the deal with that anyway
idk
my came to me in a dream version is that the body thinks it been poisoned and wants you to breed before you die
I want to be Rust but people think I am Dwight. Fricking gays