>MUMMY, MUMMY, THE PEASANT WOMAN ON STAGE HATH AN UNSIGHTLY COUNTENANCE YET HER CADENCE IS RICH, I HAVE THUSLY SOILED MY PANTALOONS, SEND FOR THE WASHBOARD WENCH
>overdramatic
I was watching it with my mom a while back and yeah that's a good word for it, I was trying to remember if it was always that fake and saccharine.
this show has been fake
go read accounts of contestants and audience members >producers will have the audience do scripted reactions before the show and in between acts when nothing is going on >the more an audience member overreacts = the greater the chance to be put on TV >a lot of the audience reactions you see during performances are these moments spliced in instead of real live reactions >the producers tell contestants to go on stage with a sob story and ham it up as much as possible >bigger sob story = higher chance to go onto the next round
HOLD ON A MINUTE, THIS WOMAN IS UNATTRACTIVE
HOW IS SHE MAKING PRETTY NOISE
SHE IS CLEARLY UNATTRACTIVE
Americans were the worst for this. The Futurama episode about it is probably it's worst
I dreamed a dream of nigs not living
Alert! Eliminate all black chicken eating Black folk !!!
same
>this made brits expel fecally into their trousery-dousers in 2009
>MUMMY, MUMMY, THE PEASANT WOMAN ON STAGE HATH AN UNSIGHTLY COUNTENANCE YET HER CADENCE IS RICH, I HAVE THUSLY SOILED MY PANTALOONS, SEND FOR THE WASHBOARD WENCH
The opera c**t was better
I SNEED A FEED IN CHUCKS GONE BYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Javier did nothing wrong.
>SHE CAN SING??? BUT SHE'S UGLY???
man people are moronic
it was a different time.
Nowadays it'd be
>SHE CAN'T SING??? BUT SHE'S UGLY???
Normalgays are truly despicable.
Now we have ugly musicians who can't sing as well but someone idiot keeps watching them on youtube and spotify. We've progressed so much.
Pug faces tend to have better singing ability (pitch control) for structural reasons.
Industry plant
>falls in love with you when you sing
THE OTHER NOIGHT
LOWLANDS
Sus anal bum party
...the other night
Lowlands, lowlands away, me John
My love, she came, dressed all in white
Lowlands away
I dreamed my love came in my sleep
Lowlands, lowlands away, me John (hey)
Her cheeks were wet, her eyes did weep
Lowlands away
She came to me at my bedside
Lowlands (hey), lowlands away, me John
All dressed in white, like some fair bride
Lowlands away
And bravely in her bosom fair
Lowlands, lowlands away, me John
Her red, red rose, my love did wear
Lowlands away
She made no sound, no word she said
Lowlands (hey), lowlands away, me John
And then I knew my love was dead
Lowlands away
Then I awoke to hear the cry (hey)
Lowlands, lowlands away, me John
Oh, watch on deck, oh, watch, ahoy! (Hey)
Lowlands away
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these shows used to be authentic. now it’s all scripted overdramatic trash. why did simon sell out?
>overdramatic
I was watching it with my mom a while back and yeah that's a good word for it, I was trying to remember if it was always that fake and saccharine.
this show has been fake
go read accounts of contestants and audience members
>producers will have the audience do scripted reactions before the show and in between acts when nothing is going on
>the more an audience member overreacts = the greater the chance to be put on TV
>a lot of the audience reactions you see during performances are these moments spliced in instead of real live reactions
>the producers tell contestants to go on stage with a sob story and ham it up as much as possible
>bigger sob story = higher chance to go onto the next round
we're far too jaded as a society for any shit like this to ever happen again
Did people really think she was talented? Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.