Autotune stuff like T-pain and Weezy was the beginning of the terrible zoomer rap so I really don't see much difference. This shit is more my speed anyway.
the worst was that i had to reek of alcohol and normally the guy who works with me in my office works from home but he was in today and will probably report me to hr. oh well
Remember that if they confront you admit you have a problem and need to go to rehab, they will have to pay for your time off to sober up. If you work at a big enough company anyway.
Would have spent all night posting in threads like these a few years ago but I drink a lot less nowadays. Though I did just get back from a gig where I had three pints.
i was part sober/just getting typsy in the last thread now i'm getting to where i want to be but sadly i shan't be focusing on multiple posts
but i do appreciate the companionship in these threads
3/4 double shots will get you blackout but not slumping.
it's insane that your brain turns off, but doesn't activate your gag reflex, you simply turn into a different person. I personally hate blacking out and would rather remember puking up.
I'm five shots in and I'm woozy for sure. Ive drunk 3/4Ths of entire bottlesvbefore. I'm doing shit I wouldn't do like dance to whatever music I'm listening to and talking out loud but never reach the 'don't remember last night' level of drunk you sre on the movie. Hell. It took me thee captchas but I'm typing to you.
You have to get drunk and I mean obliterated a bunch of times and eventually you kill enough braincellss you blackout after only half what you normally would drink.
But if you really just want to experience the feeding, pop a xanax and drink a 12 pack, you'll wake up half way across to town eating a breakfast combo having no idea when or how you got there.
I have gotten a lot of injuries and broken things around my apartment by mixing alcohol and benzos. And I have no recollection of what happened. would not recommend
I woke up once with the top of my forehead slashed and my living room table flipped and I was sleeping on the kitchen floor. Later on I opened the door to leave and fast food i ordered 12 hours before was on the floor.
I woke up in the back of an ambulance once with blood all over me
no serious wounds I just had some superficial grazes, must have fallen flat on my face while walking home
i used to buy xans from the dw. if i didnt have the money to drink i just popped one of them and i was on a different planet. to be honest it wasn't fun at all. your not wrong though, that wienertail will have you tripping in a different state without any knowledge of how you got there. sounds like you know from experience. lmao
Empty stomach, cigs on the table, have a drunk mate to laugh and talk stupid shit so you forget about your tummy and everything around you. jesus i love getting druk
My loved one died and that's why I drink. We've been together for 2,5 years and she died 6 months ago. I'm still not allright. I'm not sure if I will be.
Know it means nothing from some rando online but I'm sorry for you anon.
Lost someone too, recently, family, not a girl, but it still hurts so I think I can kinda sympathize.
>1234
weird synchronicity numbers
it takes a long time to get over a loss and it's fricked up. it will happen at some point though anon. the pain does go away or it transforms, i don't know, but it does get better
>get druk >go to bar for one beer >see ppl ive known since school >''do you want a key of coke anon''? >for frick sake, yeah go on then >fast-forward 12 hours >$700 down, walking home with a ripped shirt in blazing hot sun
WHAT A LIFE
Hol up, drank.
miserable zoomer rap, here is real thread theme for my fellow boomers:
Autotune stuff like T-pain and Weezy was the beginning of the terrible zoomer rap so I really don't see much difference. This shit is more my speed anyway.
slaper
anon that song is from like 3 years before swimming pools
let's go
previous thread was flying and a lot of fun
I need a drink
LETS FRICKING GO DRUK KINGS
I was told to be respectful. Frick all you loser Black folk
i vomited at work
I got really close at work today, which is bad because I work landscaping and puking on someone's lawn would get me a talking to
the worst was that i had to reek of alcohol and normally the guy who works with me in my office works from home but he was in today and will probably report me to hr. oh well
Remember that if they confront you admit you have a problem and need to go to rehab, they will have to pay for your time off to sober up. If you work at a big enough company anyway.
gov aswell?
Oh yeah goes double if its the feds, providing you dont embarrass your department
nice, i'm functioning and do good work, just reek of alcohol and smoke like a bar
>drink a bit
>sleep 7 hours
>wake up feeling like shit for the rest of the day
>drink a bit
>sleep only 4 hours
>wake up feeling perfectly fine for the rest of the day
These things smell like gasoline but the taste isn't that bad
I’ll take your word for it. I don’t go around smelling and tasting Black folk.
about to black out bros
i jammed the sabbath
I drank the Paulaner Weißbier
>probably not REALLY drinking until nightfall
>had a single beer with dinner
>chugged it as fast as I could to try to feel something
>Get off work
>Stop at the liquor store
>Sixer of steelies and a handle of New Amsterdam please
ITS DRUK TIME
>drink 6 beers
hungover
>drink until no longer consciouss
fine the next morning
wtf?
it's your body telling you to stop being a pussy when you stop at 6
My guess is you drank so much your still a little drunk in the morning so the withdraws haven't kicked in yet
but they never kick in, smooth sailing
Would have spent all night posting in threads like these a few years ago but I drink a lot less nowadays. Though I did just get back from a gig where I had three pints.
i was part sober/just getting typsy in the last thread now i'm getting to where i want to be but sadly i shan't be focusing on multiple posts
but i do appreciate the companionship in these threads
>6 beers left
>The panic attacks start
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>seems like only yesterday we were having another another round thread.
i'll drink to that
fricking nobhead kids outside walking past pretending to be drunk on their white cider and wkd ya fricking what mate
WHAT A LIFE
I ate the pizza, i will now drink the 20 cans
I ordered the pizza, he's just like me
british culture> all
>british culture
BAWWW I'M AN IDIOT LOSER PITY ME
Me too. We're here for you, anon.
How do I get blackout druk, drukanons?
I usually reach a spot when I'm so vomit tier nauseous I can't take anymore.
usually do it with liquor
3/4 double shots will get you blackout but not slumping.
it's insane that your brain turns off, but doesn't activate your gag reflex, you simply turn into a different person. I personally hate blacking out and would rather remember puking up.
i also can formulate posts with no issues when i'm blackout, and talk peoples ears off with no slurs. Maybe i'll look into why this is at some point.
I'm five shots in and I'm woozy for sure. Ive drunk 3/4Ths of entire bottlesvbefore. I'm doing shit I wouldn't do like dance to whatever music I'm listening to and talking out loud but never reach the 'don't remember last night' level of drunk you sre on the movie. Hell. It took me thee captchas but I'm typing to you.
You have to get drunk and I mean obliterated a bunch of times and eventually you kill enough braincellss you blackout after only half what you normally would drink.
But if you really just want to experience the feeding, pop a xanax and drink a 12 pack, you'll wake up half way across to town eating a breakfast combo having no idea when or how you got there.
Or wake up in jail.
I want that dudes shirt.
I have gotten a lot of injuries and broken things around my apartment by mixing alcohol and benzos. And I have no recollection of what happened. would not recommend
I woke up once with the top of my forehead slashed and my living room table flipped and I was sleeping on the kitchen floor. Later on I opened the door to leave and fast food i ordered 12 hours before was on the floor.
Now everybody do the dinosaur
I woke up in the back of an ambulance once with blood all over me
no serious wounds I just had some superficial grazes, must have fallen flat on my face while walking home
i used to buy xans from the dw. if i didnt have the money to drink i just popped one of them and i was on a different planet. to be honest it wasn't fun at all. your not wrong though, that wienertail will have you tripping in a different state without any knowledge of how you got there. sounds like you know from experience. lmao
If brain ruined from druk why even try to stop druk?
Now you're getting druk anon!
Empty stomach, cigs on the table, have a drunk mate to laugh and talk stupid shit so you forget about your tummy and everything around you. jesus i love getting druk
having some drinks with the BOYS later tonight lads .. should be fun getting druk with the BOYS
aussie c**ts
gonna get the big outdoor fire going and we're going to slam Stella and tweak out to prog rock
today was a good day anon
sounds gay
I would change all the pussy of the world for a group of 4-5 bros to get drunk together every weekend
My loved one died and that's why I drink. We've been together for 2,5 years and she died 6 months ago. I'm still not allright. I'm not sure if I will be.
Know it means nothing from some rando online but I'm sorry for you anon.
Lost someone too, recently, family, not a girl, but it still hurts so I think I can kinda sympathize.
Thank you. And it does mean something.
I'll drink to that!
how did she die?
> she died 6 months ago. I'm still not allright
it'll take longer than that to start functioning again
Breast cancer. I guess it takes longer than 6 months. But I feel like she was the one for me. That's what's fricking me. Everything was perfect.
>1234
weird synchronicity numbers
it takes a long time to get over a loss and it's fricked up. it will happen at some point though anon. the pain does go away or it transforms, i don't know, but it does get better
I really want to believe that. Untill then I'll keep drukking I guess
don't use that crutch for too long or you'll add to the problem
I know you're right, but at the moment I'm struggling to find another way to deal with the pain.
i know. i'm sorry for what you're going through, i was there because of a different loss. it will pass eventually
Thank you. I will keep trucking on. I also got my mom and dad to think about, so I'm not ready to completely give up on life just yet.
>Girl i'm gonna hook up with asks for a dick pic
>Got max level whiskey dick and cant even get 1% hard
Its fricking over
>Thread is in auto sage
Bros, we need a backup
why is that? would they deny us a druk thread on friday night?
Based reporting does work after all. Eat shit alchies Cinemaphile is not the place for you depressing homosexuals to circlejerk about being addicts.
Shut up quentin
AHH NOOOO NOT OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN NOOOO
Make a thread in /trash/ and you can do this circlejerk all you want
I'm not going on the furry board, you weirdo
>all boards aren't furry boards
leave nu-gay
That's LITERALLY the furry porn board
thank you for your participation in every DRUK thread, we need a voice of reason. cheers to mr. anon
>get druk
>go to bar for one beer
>see ppl ive known since school
>''do you want a key of coke anon''?
>for frick sake, yeah go on then
>fast-forward 12 hours
>$700 down, walking home with a ripped shirt in blazing hot sun
WHAT A LIFE
drinking this hangover off
Bros we must find a new thread.......
Someone else needs to make it. I'm shadowbanned apparently
whenever i make it it never gets farted off the catalog
prob cause i larp as some kind of sjw for a laugh. ill make it
enjoy fellas
Much appreciated, anon
I'm a redneck racist vegan alcoholic and im proud