I feel old, Gandalf. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

I feel old, Gandalf. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's 47 years old, that's what 47 year olds look like.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my God dude take the earring out.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least he's not norwooding.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Life comes at you fast.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If he had the same look as when he was younger, he would look the same except for those wrinkles

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        whoa if he looked like when he was young he wouldn't look old? mind blown

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jeTOcQI.jpeg

      I feel old, Gandalf. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

      Frick I gotta get on hrt

      gotta stay cute forever

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was only two years ago, fricking grim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the guy from the SAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUL tv show.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He was never charismatic or a good actor and the simple idea of Hollywood selling him as an action hero was the most depressing thing I have ever seen.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Almost read this as something else stretching, as per his industry.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone born before 1996 watched gran turismo?
    any thoughts?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why his face looks so mangled. Instead of elf, he looks like a goblin here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bong genes
      too much sun, too much liquor, too many cigarettes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >UK
        >too much sun
        ????????

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I meant too much Sun not sun ahaha

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You think British people, especially rich celebrities stay on their tiny island?
          >Spain
          >California
          >Caribbean
          just to get your started

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      young men with "chiseled" looks always age worse because they have less fat in their faces generally
      This means they get ugly nasolabial folds and other wrinkles earlier

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        very stupid generalization, the man in hollywood currently aging the best is jared leto and he has the chiseled frame you are talking about. Sunlight, and making the same repetitive expressions is what causes those lines to develop in the face. Fat on the face will only hide bad structure, its never a good thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's almost 50. Looks perfectly normal.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Hobbit came out 20 years ago…

      This make me sad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jeTOcQI.jpeg

      I feel old, Gandalf. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

      Chester's alive?!

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Hobbit came out 20 years ago…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Hobbit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that’s the title of the movie.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, i was 15 when the first movie came out.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he looks fine aside from the earring

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    brutal

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Food analogy

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He still has Katy Perry's breasts. What do you have?

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