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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now see the queen..... she ain't no b***h
    Fricking legendary dialog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy probably thinks the "frick frick frick" scene has good dialog

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That scene is kino tho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have to be 18 to post here

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should probably go back than.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tap, tap, tap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >acknowledges that blacks are low iq and prone to antisocial behavior
      >insists its because of economic circumstances

      so close

      this guy probably thinks the "frick frick frick" scene has good dialog

      This shit made me roll my eyes lmao

      one of the very few bad scenes in the entire show

      >Ayo bix nood, we jus pawns n shit... Dis my corner! I ain't finna go nowhere dawg I dindunuffin
      *gets shot in the head*
      Audience: "omg he was such a good boy who didn't do nothing"

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acknowledges that blacks are low iq and prone to antisocial behavior
    >insists its because of economic circumstances

    so close

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incel acknowledges how life's circumstances define the choices he can make, thinks he could be a Chad if only his life circumstances were different
      >but insists this is different for blacks, circumstances only hold ME back from fricking stacy
      so close

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fact that you capitalised chad but didn't do it for stacy actually shows so much about what you're real mindset is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shows so much about what you are real mindset is
          The fact that your moron brain hasn't mastered English yet shows so much about you are real mindset. Kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-no u
            Go seethe on plebbit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Incel acknowledges how life's circumstances define the choices he can make, thinks he could be a Chad if only his life circumstances were different
        We don't bro... incels are mostly blackpilled and believe in genetic determinism

        t. incel

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit made me roll my eyes lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the very few bad scenes in the entire show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see, you’re not even a pawn, you’re the chessboard and everyone else walks all over you.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. never made it past the first episode
    it's a simple metaphor written specifically so brainlets like you can keep up

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you pretend the general public understands chess?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black ghetto hoodrats
      >being interested in chess at all
      It's a series but come on. They would be down with dice or dominoes, not fricking chess

      >literally the oldest and most popular game on the planet
      don't have to be a genius to know how the pieces move

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're dumb

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow, nice retort, Oscar Wilde. I bet your ELO is massive.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to shit on the wire
    >can only talk smack about the chess scene over and over
    you want to be smart so bad kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In his defense it's a pretty dumb scene and it's really funny to make fun of

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black ghetto hoodrats
    >being interested in chess at all
    It's a series but come on. They would be down with dice or dominoes, not fricking chess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they only play it a couple of times out of boredom. watch the show and pay attention zoom-zoom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll watch your mom and pay attention to her sexual needs, moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have and never will touch a woman

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have touched your mom (with her permission, of course)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they only play it a couple of times out of boredom. watch the show and pay attention zoom-zoom

      >interested in chess
      Did you even watch the show? They were using the chess pieces to play checkers because they’re ignorant little hoodrat niglets and D’Angelo tries to teach them how to play chess which it’s implied he knows because he just got out from doing time in prison. The speed at which the modern anon is able to conjure complete nonsense and play it off as if they know what they’re talking about when in reality they have no clue is astounding sometimes. You morons really have no clue what’s even going on in this scene, you’ve just seen the meme haven’t you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You see Wallace playing real chess in a future episode moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because D’Angelo taught them how to play it and was trying to help encourage them to be less basic checkers-playing Black folk. They weren’t playing it in this scene though which is my point, that anons who have never watched the show pretend they have and comment on it as if the kids are actually playing chess during the ham-fisted chess metaphor scene.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did I imply they were playing real chess before D taught them

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shield fans make just as many Wire threads as Shield threads
    You know what they say about flattery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're still seething all the way into this thread too huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never been so butthurt as to make an entire thread shitting on a show because i was too chickenshit to continue the argument directly. So I win.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haha gotta admit your butthurt post made me spit out my beer a little

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I AM NOT OBSESSED

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You sound a *little* obsessed. Just a tad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking lmao

          You sound a *little* obsessed. Just a tad.

          This weak reply is all you can manage after that ass blasting earlier huh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you mad, little guy? I was just kidding. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I take it back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Shit out of nowhere

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        op literally posted a batman calling signal in the shield thread lmao

        [...]

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >biggest Shield thread in months is actually a Wire thread

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was the anon who made the Shield thread, and all it did was make me kinda worried it'll make me moronic if I try watching it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's unironically a really good show and worth watching, there's just a couple supremely butthurt gays who mald if you suggest Sopranos or Wire is better which they are.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo dis be like, da queen homie, she be shuckin an jivin cross de board, ain't no triflin ho das fo sho

    What did they mean by this?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wire sucks. Boring shit show that gets critical acclaim simply because BLACK

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The government pays for your food, housing, health care and phone
    >No one expects anything from you
    >If you act like a halfway decent human being and don't rob/steal/kill society falls over itself to sing your praises
    >Schools and industry bends over backwards to help you
    >Live a 10 minute bus ride to world-class entertainment, dining and culture

    Why go around acting like violent sociopaths? I've been poor- it's not THAT bad in this country.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wire doesn't take place in Canada

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've started playign chess 3 days ago and I bumped my rating from 150 to 350 already

    i'm still learning but now I can win against indians that use early queen to h5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >150
      damn, how is this possible. the first time I played a rated game I was 1000. I vaguely recall playing some games as a kid tho so not a total beginner I guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid there was another kid in my street that had a chess set and I wanted to play it so badly I cried and cried and my parents bought me one, but I had no one to play with, nor I knew the rules. Neither did them, so I kinda just played alone or with my now deceased uncle but he didn't know how to play either

        That was ages ago, like 20 years and just now I actually bothered reading the rules and simple principles like trying to control the mid squares

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is for midwits who want to feel smart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense that you would use a period this time. You're on one right now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        0/10

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But enough about your looks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to sucking paki wiener.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          there is no way you are over 18

          Resorting to samegayging in this thread too?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was samegayging in the other thread. I guess he finally wiped his ass and moved on lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source trust me bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't you used that one already

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source trust me bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm bored. Have a good night bud. Don't forget to take it easy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm that guy you were saying was samegayging in The Shield thread. You could have quoted all the posts you thought I was like I asked but you didn't. Curious....

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude I saw you get tore apart in that thread. No offense but quit while you still can. I've learned that lesson the hard way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >source trust me bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've learned that lesson the hard way
                I'm sure you have kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey take it or leave it pal that's all I got to say

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I took your mom in the ass, and your dad left her 🙁

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about your looks

        there is no way you are over 18

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wire is moronic goyslop for self-loathing libtard manchildren.

    When you all grow up and decide to cut off the onions and seed oils from your diets you can an watch actual grown up depiction of what life and society look like in the 21st century (Hint: see The Shield)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >action packed american hero simulator
      >not manchild goyslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >action packed american hero simulator
      >not manchild goyslop

      The Shield is just The Wire but with a larger emphasis on gay blowjobs.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should. It requires you to pay attention to it, rather than fricking your attention in the rivets like Breaking Bad. Some would call it slow or boring but we know better.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayo fiancetti me homie

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the appeal of this show? Seems like all the riot videos from the pandemic were more wild and real than anything this show has to offer.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP I heard he all homosexual n shit

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically like this scene. It establishes that they don't know how to play chess not because they're dumb but because they can't relate to it. Once it's explained in terms of "their world", they instantly start understanding how chess works (which is an idea S4 expands on). D'Angelo knowing how to play chess is a hint that he's not like the others. Also "Pawns be out the game early" foreshadows Wallace's death.

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