I feel sort of sad knowing that this will define the IP for a lot of people.

I feel sort of sad knowing that this will define the IP for a lot of people.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    konami doesn't care about castlevania lore either

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how anyone could like this garbage beyond being a W*st*rn "anime" and being video game adaptation. People think that it is a good adaptation only because it is animated. It is the same league as Halo if not worse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know anyone who likes it and I've only played castlevania 2. I thought it started alright but all the plotlines ended in wet farts and the dialogue killed me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is very badly written as standalone show much less as an adaptation. The concept of an anti-narrative feels like a big cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What da hail is an anti-narrative?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is when people act like not having a coherent plot is a good thing.

            >Dracula being sympathetic is bad!
            b***h about every other Dracula adaptation since 1992, then.

            >the church isn't bad!
            It very much is. Being super whiny about it is a Warren Ellis trope.

            >muh sympathetic character
            >I could fix him!
            Femoid thinking

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not what you're used to
          Let me guess, it lists religion is LE BAD, the dumb violence and childish swearing. I totally haven't seen these anywhere else.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know anyone who likes
        ?? the threads about the new series some days ago were filled with pure Cinemaphilemblr and everyone was loving it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halo has lore!? I always thought it was just about a dude in power armor shooting aliens.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was worse,"John Halo" cucking Cortana or Alucard being fricked in the ass on screen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I feel sort of sad knowing that this will define the IP for a lot of people.
        ....and we call those people fricking morons.

        The first. Alucard getting rectally reamed shouldn't have been a suprise to anyone, especially after SOTN.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Alucard getting rectally reamed shouldn't have been a suprise to anyone, especially after SOTN.
          Not really since he's depicted as a sexless autistic loner, especially in future works, unless you're going purely by physical appearance.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am going by the only cannon that matters! Pron doujins!

            And you only need ONE of the two to want the sex. Sexless loner making bad sex decision and getting ass plundered I think is suitable.

            And they still managed to get what it had completely wrong.
            Like, some plot points are literally opposite of what happened in the games

            It's truly impressive. It's about as faithful as captain /n/. Japanese slot machines do a better job.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HALO was absolutely bad

      castlevania is good because of the writing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >castlevania is good because of the writing
        Prove it. Nobody would have given a shit about this show without the Castlevania IP.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the upcoming vampire Survivors show will prove that. If it's better than Castlevania, it will still fly under the radar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >castlevania is bad because of the writing
        Fixed

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Netflixvania feels like it was written by a 13 year old edgy antitheist edgelord going through their chuuni phase.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was written by Warren Ellis, yes

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least it made people aware of how fricking garbage Ellis is.

              Remember when he made his fanfic OC Batman and Superman stand-ins into homosexuals?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gays will never look organic, it's either looks disgusting, stupid, funny or a combination of mentioned things

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > t.seething closet queer

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh huh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writing was my only real issue with it. Mind you that is a very big factor. But It could keep the same music, aesthetics, voice cast etc. and I'd have no issue.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >castlevania is good because of the writing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Castlevania barley has a plot innthe games. This is like getting mad over the marrio movie

      Whichb you probly did

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Castlevania barley has a plot innthe games.
        If you played Castlevania and concluded that it is how Dracula is actually a good guy and Church is true bad guys, then you are just moronic.

        I think the upcoming Vampire Survivors show will prove that. If it's better than Castlevania, it will still fly under the radar.

        >I think the upcoming Vampire Survivors show will prove that. If it's better than Castlevania, it will still fly under the radar.
        What does that actually prove? That the Castlevania IP is bigger than the Vampire Survivor IP? I don't get what you are trying to say.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It proves that the only thing Netflixvania has going for it is its IP, it will beat out Vampire Survivors regardless of actual quality.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dracula being sympathetic is bad!
          b***h about every other Dracula adaptation since 1992, then.

          >the church isn't bad!
          It very much is. Being super whiny about it is a Warren Ellis trope.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            being sympathetic is bad!
            Kinda fricks up Soma's whole struggle if he was an alright guy the whole time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dracula can be sympathetic but he's still this fictional universe:s version of the antichrist. Making him a dindu who goes to heaven is nonsensical.
            The church is strict and even antagonistic to the Belmonts at times but they are NOT supposed to be evil themselves. They end up playing an important part in killing Dracula for real too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they still managed to get what it had completely wrong.
        Like, some plot points are literally opposite of what happened in the games

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dracula comes back to life and gets his wife back after he attempted to wipe out all humanity

          Why would you even do that if you're going to do a sequel? Why the frick does he deserve that? Why ruin the actual moment of pathos when you did kill him? What's with all the black people in medieval Wallachia?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are shit adaptations.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that is the point of the meme

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, the wording of the Halo part seems to imply he wouldn't know if it was good or not cause he's not a real fan anyways.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely hate how this show made it impossible to talk about the games without hornyposting teenaged girls or trolls ruining all discussions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It made Cinemaphile absolutely insufferable, well... MORE insufferable.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch as they make Erszebet Bathory stronger than Dracula.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how bad do you guys think Nocturne will get? Well, aside from all future Belmonts being Belmutts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Belmutts
      My sides

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it made people aware of how fricking garbage Ellis is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even though nocturne has a new writer, the damage has been done.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, people still worship that sex pest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he never works again.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this defining the IP for me is a good thing? Because it's either this or Captain N.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should play the fricking games then.
      They're free, moron

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "/vr/ comes to Cinemaphile to b***h about Castlevania" thread

    This show was good, the threesome scene was in-character and made sense, Nocturne looks exciting, the games are still great and I'm glad the show deviates and streamlines shit.

    The continued b***hing is just sad at this stage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blatant baiting should be bannable offense at this point

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the threesome scene was in-character and made sense
      I mean, I liked the show but not really, unless you're one of those people that saw Netflix Alucard as a Lestat or Constantine reference. The source material character was a sexless autist who only ever loved one woman and the radio drama and mobile game double down on that.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad but it's inevitable. For some reason Konsmi doesn't even want the games to be on life support. They want them DEAD. Even the phone game never went global.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a real bummer knowing Hector's going to be eternally known as that guy who got foreverial prisonerized in a show written by a fetishizing, abusive creep.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the weirdest parts about this show I haven't seen people bring up is that we're going to get 8-12 seasons worth of episodes, and it'll never pull off an actual Belmont vs Dracula story. If they bring Dracula back during Nocturne, it'll be in Season 2 at the earliest. Unless they plan on resurrecting him twice in the same series, Richter can't kill him off before they do SOTN.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real issue is they pretty much have to ignore the previous show to even keep Dracula a villain, unless they somehow explain that Shaft figuratively drags him out of heaven to have him cause chaos or something. They were so focused on redeeming Dracula in the last season they didn't think about how it effects other popular games they could adapt.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the last cartoons with cool male leads tbh

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who disagrees with you is a homosexual OP. The game series kicks the absolutely shit out of this fricking souless black otaku hot garbage.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? The IP is Cinemaphileerminshit. I don't think the show is good either, but if you want to actually explore the source material go watch the Universal and Hammer movies it cribbed from, or watch anything by Kawajiri if you want moody action schlock.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick couldn't we just a six episode series about Simon directed by Tartakovsky?

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