I find it hilarious we have a canonical moment of Spongebob watching porn.

I find it hilarious we have a canonical moment of Spongebob watching porn.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nothing compared to when Squidward made Spongebob wear a sexy french maid outfit.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean he's not asexual?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's spongesexual.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about? He was just looking for the sports channel.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys ever feel ashamed when your pets see you watching porn?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? They know I was looking for the sports channel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its weird only if you happen to lock eyes with them during it ever.

    • 10 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      No, but if they start talking then i need to worry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My pets would watch porn too if they weren't neutered. I doubt they'd judge me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're always in a different room when I jerk it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of weirdo jerk offs in a room where an animal can see?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My father's house had only one computer and it was right next to his mother's pet parrot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn’t you just move the damn bird what thr hell anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > dad walks in
          > parrot starts moaning and dirty talking

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a damn smart metaphysical chastity cage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they're not ashamed of it themselves, why should I be?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times does the dog or cat lick their gentiles in front of you? They're probably more confused at the lack of sex you get.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his dog and cat has gentiles to lick
        man you israeli pet owners are wild

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "GARY!"

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright. What else?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hump body pillow while watching 2d pin ups
    >dog see's me and starts humping my sweater I left on the ground
    oops

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