I fricked Ted.

I fricked Ted.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking Matt Damon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the only remotely funny thing sarah silverman has ever done.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the Annoying Orange… with Ted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the one who is Skyler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annoying orange guy is now a shemale

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that genderswapped assente?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frick Concorde in her ass

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically she did nothing wrong. Husband was a coomer homosexual who got buttmad that his side ho found a man when he had a hot wife and daughters.
    Am I supposed to be mad she cheated one time when her husband was a degenerate?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Telling him she cheated with Rus instead of keeping it to herself was basically a 50/50 Marty killed or seriously maimed him or himself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she fricked rust only to piss marty off so he would leave for good, the whole point was that she was going to tell him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point doesnt really prove she did nothing wrong

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Husband cheats on wife multiple times purely for cooming. This hurts the wife.
            >Wife cheats on husband once with someone that matters to husband. This hurts the husband.

            Don't destroy your family unit due to butt sex with prostitute and your wife won't frick your partner to make you feel bad.
            Yes it's gunboat diplomacy but you knocked her up and produced offspring, you signed the deal already.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She didn't wrong Marty, she wronged Rust.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                True using someone sexually for anything beyond enjoying the moment between the two of you is a shithead thing to do. But Marty was doing it throughout the series and we cheered because we got the succubus's breasts, we accept it when it's against Rust because we get the slowmo ass shot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speak for yourself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holo need not apply

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does it register with you at all that Rus was innocent or is this just some feminazi bullshit where the ends justify the means because men's lives don't matter?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I understand she used Rus in a very shitty way to frick over Marty.
                Don't frick up your family unit for 19 year old butthole and it won't play out that way.
                Or was Marty perfectly fine in what he was doing because the ends justify the means because woman's lives don't matter?
                See how homosexual and useless a statement like that is anon? We can talk out the situation or just make huge sweeping gneralitzations where whatever the other person says means they agree with either
                >men's lives don't matter
                or
                >womans' lives don't matter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huge sweeping generalizations? homie how about "unironically she did nothing wrong". She fricked over Rus for something that wasn't his fault. She did something wrong. Quit making excuses.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a moronic Black person with wasted Hitler dubs

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's just a tv show character. You don't have to insert your inceldom or culture war bullshit here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could've easily found some other man to bang. It's not like Woody banged her sister or someone close to her like that. Women always do that though - get into your friend group and immediately try to jump on one of your bros dicks. They do it to hurt their bf and because it is the fastest way to not be alone for five minutes (the living hell that terrifies all women). Frick women, seriously they are trash.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bear? Hows he doing?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hangs his head and places the fork and the knife on the plate
    How was he?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post her ass please

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    biggest kek on my rewatch was Marty's indignant "you fricking prostitute!"

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's settle this once and for all... was it a stunt ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest plothole is how anyone could have concentrated on their job, let alone cheated, when that was waiting at home. Holy shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk imma need some candid ass pix of the actress before I decide

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably the best scene in the show

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually agree. Nevermind the coomer stuff, the scene actually makes you feel uncomfortable and ashamed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pregnant ass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these sex scenes were necessary for character development, true masterpiece

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She became a houswife in nature, not just in role, when the greatest frick of her life turned out to be one in the kitchen that lasted two seconds.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a nice pair of cheek.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I fricked Furio
    >I fricked Ted
    >I fricked Henry
    >I fricked Rust

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKED Barzini.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look how they massacred my Barzini

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barzini don't like to be fricked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

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