>I fricked Ted.
What’s the best response in this situation?
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What’s the best response in this situation?
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>I fricked chuck
>glorifying meth cooking is ok
>glorifying drug cartels is ok
>shows child murder
>shows melting body in hcl acid
>shows child murdering others
>"i ***ed ted"
>me too
I fricked Carmen/Marie
Or sucks for him
This as well. Well done
nice digits
Witnessed and confirmed.
You mean the guy who slipped on a rug and broke his neck like this show is a slapstick comedy? Yeah that was a bit out of place wasn't it?
I fricked you
>What is Ted, your pimp?
This is THE best response. Think about it: with this response, Walter would have
>Been able to laugh off her comment by responding with a joke of his own (defusing the situation and showing he can take a joke and dish it out as well instead of the butthurt comment he actually made)
>Changed the focus of the humor from him being fat to her being a prostitute, expertly turning the tables on her
>Established dominance over her, as it reframes him as leaving the room not because she is sexually humiliating him because he's unattractive and she only used him for his access to celebrities, but because she is working for him and reaffirms his status above her in the celebrity hierarchy as it implies the only way she could ever have sex with stars like Gustavo Fring is by working as a prostitute under Walter
> Skyler can't respond to this without seeming petty and defensive. She can't even pull the "bawd shaming" card because that would be perceived as a massive overreaction on her part towards a simple light hearted joke (and she started it in the first place, so people would be more inclined to side with Walter)
>By prefacing it with "What am I" he expresses ignorance of the situation, instead having to figure out his profession from the circumstances she has described, subtly implying that Skyler herself was saying she was a prostitute and he was her pimp.
That's it. We finally cracked the code. There is NOTHING she could have said in response to this that would have worked for her.
thanks for the laugh
more like, gimp
MORE TIME
Tedbros did we get too wienery?!
MORE. TIME.
Peak autism
Shit your pants & scream Black person until she concedes defeat.
.45 cal to the dome
>ha! tell him he got my sloppy seconds! what a choad!
>wait until cancer worsens while documenting all of our criminal activity
>turn myself in and rat her out
>do some Heisenberg shenanigans from my jail cell
>die in jail
>"I cook meth and kill people for fun"
Most overrated show of all time
just punch her face
>this never happens in The Sopranos or Breaking Bad
what crime drama has a guy that loses it and goes wife beater mode as the show progresses?
>What’s the best response in this situation?
domestic violence
>Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
"That means nothing to me, because you mean even less to me."
Then go brainwash my moronic son
>You know the rules and so do I. Say goodbye
>well, I fricked him too!
Congratulate her and be extremely fun after. She’s ugly as frick anyways
Take the money and walk.
the hate for her makes no sense
it's because the actress is too good at playing a c**t and naturally has a c**ty face even when she's acting nice
a different actress would've received less hatred
the ebay handjob also immediately makes you hate her
poor ted
> my condolences
All women frick their boss if they can. It's a big reason men tried to keep their wives and daughters from getting jobs for most of our history up to the 1960s.
Source ?
I fricked Hank.
>I missed the part where that's my problem
The best response as Walt? As Heisenberg?
You kill her, have the cartel cover it up and dispose of her corpse, then you have a nonmoronic kid with a woman who isn't a complete c**t and live your life.
>Okay. Go to website
you can't say the f-word on tv
>man puts the lives of his family on the line by becoming a meth cook
>"Walt is so cool!!!!"
>woman has an affair because her husband is a meth cook
>"WHAT A c**t OMG I'D KILL THE b***h!!!"
big yikes
There always will be morons who self insert as the main character no matter what. I bet they even thought the "say my name" thing was badass.
Mega Yikes from me
>woman also puts kids in danger by cooperating instead of turning him in or getting the frick out of dodge
She also smoked while pregnant and gave her kids cerebral palsy
The jerk store called, they're running out of you.
Shut up George
kick her in the c**t, when she looks up spit in her face and then as she's getting back up elbow to the face and she'll be down for the count. then ass rape her without any lube so she'll still be in pain for the next 2 weeks. won't be fricking ted any time soon after that, trust me on that.
patrice o'neal would've told him to bring lydia home and frick her in front of skylard
Can't wait for the reboot
Walter White = Elliot Page
Skylar = White Trans Actor
Ted = Black Man
Ted's dead baby, Ted's dead.
>i fricked him too
>we are gonna need another barrel Jesse
I love how when he goes to the office EVERYBODY knows it's because Skyler was a sleazy prostitute
>What’s the best response in this situation?
Turning the show off and watching Better Call Saul instead.
Ask to watch next time.
MORE TIME!!!
Call for reinforcements. Sit back and enjoy the carnage
cum inside her without telling her
>me too