I fricked your lawn, Marty

I fricked your lawn, Marty

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got any particular idea about how my lawn's supposed to smell?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he mad about this agaiin?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You catch your partner who you see solely at work and who took weeks of convincing to get home for dinner mows your lawn with your wife in the house while you're away.

      You'd be fine with this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know maybe? I'm 28 and have never had sex or been in a relationship so I didn't get the subtext

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I too never touched or spoke with a woman outside of places where we were forced to but come on you had tv in your youth.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like yea I know what sex is, you put your penis where she pees, but i guess the relationship subtext to it confused me.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              there is no subtext moron, it has nothing to do with relationships, Marty just really like mowing his own lawn

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't confuse the boy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait now I'm confused

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not even sure I know what sex is anymore.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you used to know right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I knew what I was told. Not sure I believe it anymore. Never had it to be clear.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you put your penis where she pees
              woman pee through a different hole than the vegana

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they shit out of their vegana right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We have yet to research that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                only if they give birth to black babies

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just realized I never felt my ex’s urethra even though I fingered her tons. Where is it?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Part of it is Marty is just a cornfed boomer that unironically likes mowing his lawn. Part of it is Rusty was gonna frick Maggie. And part of it is that Marty felt emasculated by Rusty doing something that typically demonstrates the patriarchal role in the stereotypical American family, showing that while he isn't pleasing his wife sexually he can't even please her as a head of household.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh that makes sense, thank you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you put your penis where she pees
              woman pee through a different hole than the vegana

              Just realized I never felt my ex’s urethra even though I fingered her tons. Where is it?

              >Cinemaphile in charge of knowing about women's anatomy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cutting grass was used in the show as a metaphor for cyclical existence. You shave the lawn into a flat circle, it grows back into three dimensions. When he saw his flat circle overseen by somebody else, he got a glimpse of the possibility that he didn't own it the way he thought. The anger response was his way of burying the thought instead of acknowledging it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His wife'ss pusssy was alssso a flat circ

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        was rust mowing at god?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't ever want you fricking my wife, ok?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm only here to frick your wife, Marty

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Past a certain age, a man without a lawn can be a bad thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahah this was good. I really hope you're white.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did these guys ever find out if they were irl brothers?
    I remember McConaughey saying his mom got fricked by Woody's murderer father at about the right time but I don't recall any follow up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has been confirmed, they are half brothers. Woody has been utterly mogged.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that okay at least you didnt mow my wife's pussy rust

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a new partner who literally nobody likes
    >Refuses to have any relationship with you outside of work
    >Suddenly takes an interest in your wife
    >Starts hanging around your house while you're not there
    >Now's your lawn for you meaning he's doing your chores

    I'd jump the homosexual before he mowed my lawn. It's bad enough that you're paired up with some random from work, it's forced enough as is but you don't go out of your way to make it more difficult and annoying for the other guy who's trying to go halfway so the day isn't as difficult with some prima Donna.
    But having a homosexual like that give you a hard time at work but being all cheeky with your wife? Nah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're the kind of guy to sperg out if someone takes over your grill if you burned the meat. If you can't grill then I will do it for you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were invited to the cookout and wanted to take over then you sound like a friend. Rust would decline 12 cookout invites just so he could read infinite jest for the 5th Time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didnt give a frick about his wife. He tried to be friendly when returning his gay ass mower and marty cant stop thinking about fricking.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he did frick Marty's wife

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure he wouldn't have fricked his wife if Marty wasn't so paranoid about it. Marty brought it upon himself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the one who sought out Rust to get back at Marty. Rust just did what any single man would do when presented with a fine piece of ass

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not every single man you amoral, untrustworthy frick.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not every single man you amoral
              Yes we are. All the moral ones died a long time ago. If you're wasted, distraught, and someone that is objectively attractive and who you've probably one of the few people you've actually had somewhat of an emotional connection with presented themselves to you to have, you'd take.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like to think of myself as a man of integrity so I would use all my willpower to resist. Then again it is possible I would succumb to my urges. Then again I would never be in a situation where a woman knocks at my door for any reason other than maybe try to rob me or sell me something.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's less that you wouldn't, and more that it would never happen to you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rather be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in war.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was in a scenario like that before but I just told her she'd have to dump her bf. She was like okay and then changed her mind a week later.
                Bullet dodged.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the one who sought out Rust to get back at Marty. Rust just did what any single man would do when presented with a fine piece of ass

          marty's wife seduced and fricked him, big difference
          he was a weirdo with severe emotional problems and he probably never even jacked off because he nutted in 5 seconds
          and everybody was embarrassed

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            My post-nut clarity is either happy or sad. I never had an angry nut.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I had multiple angry nuts, especially with my dad.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah rust's was a sad nut
              it was for michelle monoghan too

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he nutted in 5 seconds
            unrealistic given how drunk he was

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              he probably hadn't gotten laid or even jacked off in many years
              i think it could work

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        when did rust borrow marty's lawnmower?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not every single man you amoral, untrustworthy frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This image makes me think you believe I wouldn't frick her because of her. No, I wouldn't frick her because of Marty and because I hate women.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What age do you think he meant?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        12

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means if you missed out on teen love and lost your virginity after high school you are forever socially stunted and will never be happy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Happiness is a women and children nagging you 24/7. I rather just frick some clock in hoes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure how they meant that line since he did the family thing and it went to shit . he was basically living alone like an incel when he said that. trying to online date lol

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my real life soijack neighbor mowed my lawn when my daughter was in the hospital
    except he ran over a beehive halfway through and got stung by a bunch of bees so he left my lawn half mowed
    it's the thought that counts i guess

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished a mating press creampie of my thirteen year old sister.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember not to drop the soap.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I rather just frick some clock in hoes
    what did he mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prostitutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he means Dutch women. Clockinhoes sounds like a Dutch word

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAT LAWN

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that incident demonstrated how most people are moronic and don't consider optics. OPTICS MATTERS! regardless of what dumb asses claim.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To neurotypishits everything is performance and display. It doesn't really matter, but the moronic majority are too up their ass to have an interest in truth and that's the only thing that makes it matter.

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