>You catch your partner who you see solely at work and who took weeks of convincing to get home for dinner mows your lawn with your wife in the house while you're away.
Part of it is Marty is just a cornfed boomer that unironically likes mowing his lawn. Part of it is Rusty was gonna frick Maggie. And part of it is that Marty felt emasculated by Rusty doing something that typically demonstrates the patriarchal role in the stereotypical American family, showing that while he isn't pleasing his wife sexually he can't even please her as a head of household.
Cutting grass was used in the show as a metaphor for cyclical existence. You shave the lawn into a flat circle, it grows back into three dimensions. When he saw his flat circle overseen by somebody else, he got a glimpse of the possibility that he didn't own it the way he thought. The anger response was his way of burying the thought instead of acknowledging it.
Did these guys ever find out if they were irl brothers?
I remember McConaughey saying his mom got fricked by Woody's murderer father at about the right time but I don't recall any follow up.
>have a new partner who literally nobody likes >Refuses to have any relationship with you outside of work >Suddenly takes an interest in your wife >Starts hanging around your house while you're not there >Now's your lawn for you meaning he's doing your chores
I'd jump the homosexual before he mowed my lawn. It's bad enough that you're paired up with some random from work, it's forced enough as is but you don't go out of your way to make it more difficult and annoying for the other guy who's trying to go halfway so the day isn't as difficult with some prima Donna.
But having a homosexual like that give you a hard time at work but being all cheeky with your wife? Nah
If you were invited to the cookout and wanted to take over then you sound like a friend. Rust would decline 12 cookout invites just so he could read infinite jest for the 5th Time.
>Not every single man you amoral
Yes we are. All the moral ones died a long time ago. If you're wasted, distraught, and someone that is objectively attractive and who you've probably one of the few people you've actually had somewhat of an emotional connection with presented themselves to you to have, you'd take.
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I like to think of myself as a man of integrity so I would use all my willpower to resist. Then again it is possible I would succumb to my urges. Then again I would never be in a situation where a woman knocks at my door for any reason other than maybe try to rob me or sell me something.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So it's less that you wouldn't, and more that it would never happen to you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Rather be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in war.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I was in a scenario like that before but I just told her she'd have to dump her bf. She was like okay and then changed her mind a week later.
Bullet dodged.
She's the one who sought out Rust to get back at Marty. Rust just did what any single man would do when presented with a fine piece of ass
marty's wife seduced and fricked him, big difference
he was a weirdo with severe emotional problems and he probably never even jacked off because he nutted in 5 seconds
and everybody was embarrassed
not sure how they meant that line since he did the family thing and it went to shit . he was basically living alone like an incel when he said that. trying to online date lol
my real life soijack neighbor mowed my lawn when my daughter was in the hospital
except he ran over a beehive halfway through and got stung by a bunch of bees so he left my lawn half mowed
it's the thought that counts i guess
To neurotypishits everything is performance and display. It doesn't really matter, but the moronic majority are too up their ass to have an interest in truth and that's the only thing that makes it matter.
You got any particular idea about how my lawn's supposed to smell?
Why was he mad about this agaiin?
>You catch your partner who you see solely at work and who took weeks of convincing to get home for dinner mows your lawn with your wife in the house while you're away.
You'd be fine with this?
I don't know maybe? I'm 28 and have never had sex or been in a relationship so I didn't get the subtext
I too never touched or spoke with a woman outside of places where we were forced to but come on you had tv in your youth.
Like yea I know what sex is, you put your penis where she pees, but i guess the relationship subtext to it confused me.
there is no subtext moron, it has nothing to do with relationships, Marty just really like mowing his own lawn
Don't confuse the boy.
Wait now I'm confused
I'm not even sure I know what sex is anymore.
But you used to know right?
I knew what I was told. Not sure I believe it anymore. Never had it to be clear.
>you put your penis where she pees
woman pee through a different hole than the vegana
what
But they shit out of their vegana right?
We have yet to research that.
only if they give birth to black babies
Just realized I never felt my ex’s urethra even though I fingered her tons. Where is it?
Part of it is Marty is just a cornfed boomer that unironically likes mowing his lawn. Part of it is Rusty was gonna frick Maggie. And part of it is that Marty felt emasculated by Rusty doing something that typically demonstrates the patriarchal role in the stereotypical American family, showing that while he isn't pleasing his wife sexually he can't even please her as a head of household.
oh that makes sense, thank you
>Cinemaphile in charge of knowing about women's anatomy
Cutting grass was used in the show as a metaphor for cyclical existence. You shave the lawn into a flat circle, it grows back into three dimensions. When he saw his flat circle overseen by somebody else, he got a glimpse of the possibility that he didn't own it the way he thought. The anger response was his way of burying the thought instead of acknowledging it.
His wife'ss pusssy was alssso a flat circ
was rust mowing at god?
I don't ever want you fricking my wife, ok?
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>I'm only here to frick your wife, Marty
Past a certain age, a man without a lawn can be a bad thing
Hahahahah this was good. I really hope you're white.
Did these guys ever find out if they were irl brothers?
I remember McConaughey saying his mom got fricked by Woody's murderer father at about the right time but I don't recall any follow up.
It has been confirmed, they are half brothers. Woody has been utterly mogged.
that okay at least you didnt mow my wife's pussy rust
>have a new partner who literally nobody likes
>Refuses to have any relationship with you outside of work
>Suddenly takes an interest in your wife
>Starts hanging around your house while you're not there
>Now's your lawn for you meaning he's doing your chores
I'd jump the homosexual before he mowed my lawn. It's bad enough that you're paired up with some random from work, it's forced enough as is but you don't go out of your way to make it more difficult and annoying for the other guy who's trying to go halfway so the day isn't as difficult with some prima Donna.
But having a homosexual like that give you a hard time at work but being all cheeky with your wife? Nah
I bet you're the kind of guy to sperg out if someone takes over your grill if you burned the meat. If you can't grill then I will do it for you
If you were invited to the cookout and wanted to take over then you sound like a friend. Rust would decline 12 cookout invites just so he could read infinite jest for the 5th Time.
He didnt give a frick about his wife. He tried to be friendly when returning his gay ass mower and marty cant stop thinking about fricking.
but he did frick Marty's wife
I'm sure he wouldn't have fricked his wife if Marty wasn't so paranoid about it. Marty brought it upon himself.
She's the one who sought out Rust to get back at Marty. Rust just did what any single man would do when presented with a fine piece of ass
Not every single man you amoral, untrustworthy frick.
>Not every single man you amoral
Yes we are. All the moral ones died a long time ago. If you're wasted, distraught, and someone that is objectively attractive and who you've probably one of the few people you've actually had somewhat of an emotional connection with presented themselves to you to have, you'd take.
I like to think of myself as a man of integrity so I would use all my willpower to resist. Then again it is possible I would succumb to my urges. Then again I would never be in a situation where a woman knocks at my door for any reason other than maybe try to rob me or sell me something.
So it's less that you wouldn't, and more that it would never happen to you.
Rather be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in war.
I was in a scenario like that before but I just told her she'd have to dump her bf. She was like okay and then changed her mind a week later.
Bullet dodged.
marty's wife seduced and fricked him, big difference
he was a weirdo with severe emotional problems and he probably never even jacked off because he nutted in 5 seconds
and everybody was embarrassed
My post-nut clarity is either happy or sad. I never had an angry nut.
I had multiple angry nuts, especially with my dad.
yeah rust's was a sad nut
it was for michelle monoghan too
>he nutted in 5 seconds
unrealistic given how drunk he was
he probably hadn't gotten laid or even jacked off in many years
i think it could work
when did rust borrow marty's lawnmower?
>Not every single man you amoral, untrustworthy frick.
This image makes me think you believe I wouldn't frick her because of her. No, I wouldn't frick her because of Marty and because I hate women.
What age do you think he meant?
12
He means if you missed out on teen love and lost your virginity after high school you are forever socially stunted and will never be happy
Yes. Happiness is a women and children nagging you 24/7. I rather just frick some clock in hoes.
not sure how they meant that line since he did the family thing and it went to shit . he was basically living alone like an incel when he said that. trying to online date lol
my real life soijack neighbor mowed my lawn when my daughter was in the hospital
except he ran over a beehive halfway through and got stung by a bunch of bees so he left my lawn half mowed
it's the thought that counts i guess
Just finished a mating press creampie of my thirteen year old sister.
Remember not to drop the soap.
>I rather just frick some clock in hoes
what did he mean by this?
Prostitutes
I think he means Dutch women. Clockinhoes sounds like a Dutch word
DAT LAWN
that incident demonstrated how most people are moronic and don't consider optics. OPTICS MATTERS! regardless of what dumb asses claim.
To neurotypishits everything is performance and display. It doesn't really matter, but the moronic majority are too up their ass to have an interest in truth and that's the only thing that makes it matter.