https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1740215168435700131?t=5Q94wFhZXHUn-MIU_WfESQ&s=19
I just can't anymore...
I FRICKING HATE DISNEY
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1740215168435700131?t=5Q94wFhZXHUn-MIU_WfESQ&s=19
I just can't anymore...
homie wtf did i just read? also frick you for your twitter screenshot thread.
homie, suck my fuggin' dick (no homo).
is that for N?
it's X chud
S is for SNEED
A NOVELTY KIDS BOOK?
THE WEST HAS FALLEN, BILLIONS MUST DIE
B is for Bane
C is for CIA
D is for Dr. Pavel
E is for Extremely Painful
F is for For you
G is for Guy (who is big)
H is for Hothead
We need some hotter heads around here
N is for
No survivors!
WHEN YOU
Nuke it from orbit
O is for the only way to be sure
S is for Sneed
R is for
C is for Cookie (that's good enough for me)
Hardly surprising once you consider the fact Disney's been trying to groom children with sexual imagery for years, which makes Giger's legacy/imagery a prime candidate for cultivating indoctrination.
bump
what's the problem?
The source material is inappropriate for kids so it raises the question why does this exist, especially when there's already a bajillion books out there doing the same thing
G is for Gotham in ashes
isnt there an actual child driving the plot in the film?
Yeah, and Aliens made tons of kids toys. This is hardly the most egregious thing that's happened to the franchise anyways.
>The source material is inappropriate for kids so it raises the question why does this exist, especially when there's already a bajillion books out there doing the same thing
holy shit, stop being such a fricking pussy, I grew up in the 90's where it was common for kids to watch 18-rated films and then get toys of the characters or monsters
people like you are raising children to be a bunch of toothless homosexuals, just like the pathetic twitter generation who think complaining and getting things cancelled on twitter whilst buying star wars porg merch is "le heckin epic!"
There's a bit of a different quality here. It's a bit like those highly well drawn Godzilla kids books from the early 2000s that looked exactly like the movies. Particularly the moment where godzilla goes to Tokyo to make friends with humans and leaves sad when they start shooting him
There's an in-joke in reading this to a little kid that makes it more entertaining for the adult who actually saw the movies and knows what's being reinterpreted
>There's an in-joke in reading this to a little kid that makes it more entertaining for the adult who actually saw the movies and knows what's being reinterpreted
That's what rubs me the wrong way with stuff like this, in-and-of itself it's a fine little gimmick, but it always gives off the vibe of parents trying to mould their kid into a little Mini-Me by forcing their interests onto the kid as early as possible
Eh, I bought "C for Cthulhu" for my 3 year old, it's silly and he enjoyed it, and it actually helped alleviate a lot of dumb scares kids prone to at this age (monsters, ghosts, other "bad dreams" shit).
Also he's 4 now and he likes to quoth The Raven all the time, it's one of his favorite books. When you think about it, the rhymes and the rhythm are very appealing, especially when you put some drama and intensity into your reading.
wait till he starts school and finds out I doesn't come after N and there's only 1 G in the whole alphabet.
Does it feature his cat?
Because it's not for kids, it's for millenials parents (or millenials who wish they were parents) who want to spend money so they can say "remember thing?"
>remember thing
zoomers also say that tho
Well to be fair most zoomers are in there thirtys which is prime nostalgia real estate.
>most zoomers are in there thirtys
Are you fricking moronic? Gen Z people were born between '97 - '03.
I consider anyone younger then me a zoomer.
Yes that !also includes the youngest millennials, mainly because they can't remember the world pre 9/11
I guess people are mad because it’s an R rated film also it’s pretty old at this point so kids mostly haven’t seen it anyway . Though it was pretty popular with kids back in the day since it was played on tv a lot (even if a lot of it was edited out)
will be top seller for the redditor millenial crowd who have a kid
>ITS A KIDS BOOK BUT IT MAKES REFERENCE TO MY CULTURAL IDENTITY OF CULT FILMS!!!
>What better example of a strong female character for my daughter than RIPLEY!!!
>When she’s older we’ll show her the original movie but this will inspire her imagination until then
Alien is not a cult film fricking moron
>Alien is not a cult film
lmao
A cult film is a movie that was either panned or flopped or both that found a niche, passionate audience. Alien was an instant hit youre moronic bro
Cult films aren't just flops, you know. A lot are either independent or smaller films that are just obscure and outside the mainstream.
Alright, Alien is not a cult film by either of those standards either.
Donnie Darko is a cult film
Alien is a franchise, it's had it's like 4 sequels and 3 spins offs.
Lmao, they don't have kids, the book will be for themselves.
Seeing as how I don't consume media made for children, I don't care.
What are you complaining about? Why do you care so much?
yeah no kid ever was into sci fi or horror on their own
I AM A REDDITOR
B stands for Bonus situation
t. wagie which did never got bonus
>which
you're brown
lel
if thats in there, i'll be okay with it. even with the corporate tumblr artstyle
Same energy
What was the best episode? I kind of want to say "35 Minutes Ago" because I'm a sucker for Groundhog Day time loop shenanigans, but the episode with Eddie and Sally each remembering their first date differently has a lot of heart.
L is for LITTLE SHIT
R is for Rape, which is the theme here
This is quite literally the least pozzed thing disney has done in the last 30 years.
Not buying it though. Frick off shill.
What's the deal with Little Golden Books now? When I was christmas shopping I found out there's one adapting the cartoon from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Do they just make nerd shit and Minions?
kids don't read books anymore, so manchildren are the only demographic they have left
>Do they just make nerd shit and Minions?
Their recent catalogue is dripping with propaganda just like everything else they touch.
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>"ASS TO ASS OF TEN" - the new yorker
what did they mean by this
>churchgays
Why do people worship these two c**ts like a bunch of fricking cultists?
My guess is white israelites
Leftists do what tv tells them to do.
same as the rogan cult or trump tbqhfam
>Disney prints books for "manchild" "consoomer" "söyboys" to buy and read to their kids
>single childless men seethe
Ironic that fathers just trying to find something their kids will like and notice familiar IP and they're the manchild for not caring about the integrity for whatever dumb franchise people worship
>read to their kids
The people who will buy this will be cat/dog parents.
Its a children's spelling book. Stop looking for outrage for 2 minutes.
cute
A is for AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H is for HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
What is this from? I have vague memory recognition
Spaceballs
>R-rated movie about getting raped by aliens
>Make a children’s book based on it
Absolutely based
This reminds me of Warhammer 40K children's book
the big irony is that everyone complained that book series would start making warhammer more lame and safe, but the book series ends with the kids becoming jaded husks at the horrors they've had to experience
Yeah one of the kids literally blowing himself with a plasma gun and the rest puking at the sight was pretty gnarly
Wasn't this the one that clearly had someone's rape pregnancy fetish?
This is just stupid. Inappropriate to advertise the franchise to kids, and the adult fans won't even care for a kid's book.
And the kicker is emperor text to speach did more damage to the franchise then those comics.
They aren't releasing this for kids. They're releasing this for adult dorks that don't even have kids, which is even worse.
Completely fine in concept and already a similar alien book exists however the globohomosexual art style sucks
ALIEN is antinatalist programming
T is for tinfoil hat.
oh cmon this is the one cool thing Disney has done in years
oh my god now my childhood favorite movie is ruined because they published book for kids
I love Alien and will be buying this for my 2 year old, after I audit it for dumb shit like Brett and Parker being homos and Lambert being a troony.
NuDisney
>What if Maleficent was the good guy?
>What if Cruella was the good guy?
>What if fricking Alien was for babies?
Nu/tv/
>what if I was born before the 2000's?
>what if I don't remember how R rated movies used to have kids toys and TV shows?
>what if I somehow missed that these things going away directly correlated to children growing up to be a bunch of soiboi pussies online?
What is the problem?
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OP is a little b***h lmao
>AI art
J is for Jonesy
How appropriate for toddlers...
Disgusting art style
Children need sovl
>I just can't anymore...
oh, poor thing 🙁
>i need a topic for a children's book
>i know, i'll pick the series known for its sexual imagery that has its roots in the work of the perhaps the most famous erotic artist of the last century
Errrrr no
I haven't seen the film Alien but this seems to be one of the least offensive things the disney israelites have done within the last few years.
>Just let Disney buy Fox. What's the worst that could happen?
W is for Warning
B is for Bonus
G is for Goddam Robot
M is for Mother
G is for Game Over
i want to have sex with cartoon ripley
B is for the Bonus situation.
>Don't ask questions
>Just hate the latest Disney product
>And get excited for hating the next Disney product
Nothing screams "child friendly" like an alien that survives by raping people in the mouth.
XENOBABIES FTW
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T EXTERMINATE OUR HECKIN ENDOPARASITOID EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPECIES!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF LE MILLION MUST DIE INCEL CHUD???
NAS
F is for Facial Impregnation
Who thought this is a good idea lmao
>they got to Little Golden Books
Richard Scarry is dead already, right? I don't want them to go for him next
for kids (Manchildren)
Even more groomer propaganda, when are people going to get sick and tired of this crap?
F is for flat ass
why did they make ripley look like a goblina spic
shit, and i thought that Moby Dick picture book was weird.