Well, you're moronic then. He was a known drunk and was frequently spotted hanging out on his balcony (also drunk). Not to mention the stuff he's said to have been killed over is the most milquetoast conspiracy theory babble imaginable, literally babby's first conspiracy theory. I'm surprised he didn't mention other known schizo theories such as pizzagate or Terry Yeaky's death. Really, Bush did 911 and the Illuminati control mainstream artists? You'll have to do better than that buddy.
In conclusion he fell because he couldn't lay off the booze
Unfortunately, anon, he “was a known alcoholic who fell off his roof” is a significantly more plausible story than he “was assassinated for writing comedy skits about basic b***h conspiracy theories.”
Since the story you choose to believe isn’t grounded in anything remotely close to common sense, the burden of responsibility is upon YOU to provide any evidence that may prove otherwise. If you can’t do that, then you have no case and you should concede honorably rather than choosing to be publicly labeled as a fool and a liar.
Non-weebs are responsible for the Youtube purge. 9-14-year-olds dancing like prostitutes and Youtube took that from me. People into anime are largely aware how AoC laws are built largely on nonsense and leftist/liberal exaggeration.
>be architect >never gave left a second thought >delivering food during kung flu scare to pay bills >drop off some subway at this crummy townhouse on the lower middle class side of town >girl with this EXACT face answers door >except she has to weigh 260 easily >sweetest voice and nicest personality >strongly consider ditching my c**t gf on the spot and shooting my shot >nothing happens >she thanks me and gives me a little smile >now I will watch anything with what’s her face in it just to relive that 15 seconds
He jumped. The autopsy report says that the coroner and his assistant watched a video that shows him jumping.
We know this due to news reports, but no one has yet bothered to pay the $80 to buy the report, which has the exact description of what happened.
His neighbor had a camera pointed directly at his balcony.
Yes. He jumped on purpose.
There is video evidence of this. We only have a brief description of the video, but the coroner's report describes what happens in the video.
I really like the song "what was wrong with swiping" but I never recall chip cards ever taking all that long to read and I worked in retail for years around the time they introduced. Maybe I missed something but I remember you being able to tap them instead of swipe for ages. Did they really take a minute and a half to read at one point? Was that exclusively an American issue?
It's tap only for me now. When it's over $100 I panic because I can't remember what my pin number is for any cards until I'm actually entering it anymore.
I always wondered that.
They even make wallets with a lined pocket for your credit card to prevent “data theft” but how the frick would you have accomplished that with a mag strip?
Supposedly the chip was more secure than the strip (not sure how - maybe more memory thus better encryption?) but obviously having it be readable from a distance - and not requiring authorisation/pin entry - is a massive security hole that obviates whatever benefit was purported
But at least some nerd made a fortune
We'll just have to get microchips in our hands.
And when the cartels start chopping off hands, they'll put the chips in our foreheads, so when the cartels chop off your head, you're done anyway so it doesn't really matter.
>Did they really take a minute and a half to read at one point?
ERR ERR ERR
REINSERT CARD AND TRY AGAIN
ERR ERR ERR
TIME OUT
ERR ERR ERR
REINSERT CARD AND TRY AGAIN
Man, it is really sad to think about how many impressionable teenagers are browsing Cinemaphile at any given moment. For your own sake I hope you can keep that fedora of yours from tipping too hard as an adult.
They literally set up a commission after 911 and it found nothing on any white house personnel's involvement. You think you're smarter than a commission, pal?
I'm surprised he came from a successful family and pretty much worked consistently throughout his entire adult life. I guess there was a few years after SNL and before WKUK got picked up where he would've been just getting by but he often has the perspective of a dude that struggled for a while or who's life has hit rock bottom but bounced back.
>he often has the perspective of a dude that struggled for a while or who's life has hit rock bottom but bounced back
This is a pretty common character trait for people with a history of drug abuse regardless of their socioeconomic background.
Absolutely
Kitty History was a very digestable way to make people realize JFK was killed by the CIA.
And when you rip off that band-aid everything else like 9/11, the Bush Family, the Clintons, the dems, Israel and THE israeliteS is a "slippery slide"
right and the joke is that the only difference between that universe and ours is that they are cats, the events are all 1:1 mirrored
its a 2 minute video i dont know how you get lost
I suppose there's something apropos about believing the CIA killed Kennedy and requiring a short comedy song about cats to spoonfed you the theory
Like, if you're that dumb then you're probably too braindead to sit through the Oliver Stone movie anyway
Friendly reminder that Cinemaphile is an international public imageboard that literally anyone can post on except for like communist dictator hellholes like China and North Korea.
Anyone includes all kinds of redditors, glowies, and normalgays.
Well, you're moronic then. He was a known drunk and was frequently spotted hanging out on his balcony (also drunk). Not to mention the stuff he's said to have been killed over is the most milquetoast conspiracy theory babble imaginable, literally babby's first conspiracy theory. I'm surprised he didn't mention other known schizo theories such as pizzagate or Terry Yeaky's death. Really, Bush did 911 and the Illuminati control mainstream artists? You'll have to do better than that buddy.
In conclusion he fell because he couldn't lay off the booze
>oy vey he was a known drunk goy
He was. Kick and scream all you want.
From the river to the sea, Moshe.
He was talking about his home made moonshine the stream before he died
Illuminati Defense Force in action
>was frequently spotted hanging out on his balcony
>Well you’re moronic then
How about you? Provide further proof beyond blatant slandering and we can have a real conversation
You should first provide proof it was not an accident. No, twitter posts don’t count.
Unfortunately, anon, he “was a known alcoholic who fell off his roof” is a significantly more plausible story than he “was assassinated for writing comedy skits about basic b***h conspiracy theories.”
Since the story you choose to believe isn’t grounded in anything remotely close to common sense, the burden of responsibility is upon YOU to provide any evidence that may prove otherwise. If you can’t do that, then you have no case and you should concede honorably rather than choosing to be publicly labeled as a fool and a liar.
Oy vey anon!
I’m a glowBlack person btw, not sure if that matters
schizos dont care anon they just want to have their little narcissistic delusional larp sessions. doubt any of them were even following wkuk
shouldnt you be busy bombing a hospital or something
>The government doesn't want you know that George Bush is a Nazi
>If you try to expose their crimes on your TV show, they'll broadcast it, sell the DVD, wait several years, and then kill you
He worked for disney nd refused to make his kid a troon. He got got
Why not?
Yeah idk either
>Has a whole song about how to pin your ‘daddy’ on cheese pizza crimes
>falls off balcony ‘drunk’
Yeah, this was the ripple effect of Epstein bs
You’re moronic
Non-weebs are responsible for the Youtube purge. 9-14-year-olds dancing like prostitutes and Youtube took that from me. People into anime are largely aware how AoC laws are built largely on nonsense and leftist/liberal exaggeration.
After he released "it's time for guillotines" I knew hiis time was limited.
Napoleon flex
the same people who believe he was murdered also believe in isaac kappy story
both literal whos
Imagine believing a fricking drunkard has been sketch comedian had any sort of insight into political power circles
right mogs
The definition of breasts and tummy mogging thighgays
>be architect
>never gave left a second thought
>delivering food during kung flu scare to pay bills
>drop off some subway at this crummy townhouse on the lower middle class side of town
>girl with this EXACT face answers door
>except she has to weigh 260 easily
>sweetest voice and nicest personality
>strongly consider ditching my c**t gf on the spot and shooting my shot
>nothing happens
>she thanks me and gives me a little smile
>now I will watch anything with what’s her face in it just to relive that 15 seconds
So your life changing moment was delivering fast food to an obese woman with a face like Evangeline Lily's?
food during kung flu scare to pay bills
oh I thought you were doing it for fun
>once upon a time comedy central let this man air a comedy show that mentioned Sandy Hook being a hoax
we definitely need to go back
He jumped. The autopsy report says that the coroner and his assistant watched a video that shows him jumping.
We know this due to news reports, but no one has yet bothered to pay the $80 to buy the report, which has the exact description of what happened.
His neighbor had a camera pointed directly at his balcony.
Wait, you saying he did it on purpose?
Yes. He jumped on purpose.
There is video evidence of this. We only have a brief description of the video, but the coroner's report describes what happens in the video.
He didn't wait until he got to space to eat the candy
Idk about the rest of them, but Trevor was a 100% hardcore, drug-abusing lunatic. It’s a shame, but that’s the way it goes.
Zach's become a PEDO BAD leftist reactionary shitlib
I really like the song "what was wrong with swiping" but I never recall chip cards ever taking all that long to read and I worked in retail for years around the time they introduced. Maybe I missed something but I remember you being able to tap them instead of swipe for ages. Did they really take a minute and a half to read at one point? Was that exclusively an American issue?
I can't remember the last time I swiped my card. Always been tap or insert chip.
It's tap only for me now. When it's over $100 I panic because I can't remember what my pin number is for any cards until I'm actually entering it anymore.
how is being able to read it through the air more secure than swiping?
I always wondered that.
They even make wallets with a lined pocket for your credit card to prevent “data theft” but how the frick would you have accomplished that with a mag strip?
Supposedly the chip was more secure than the strip (not sure how - maybe more memory thus better encryption?) but obviously having it be readable from a distance - and not requiring authorisation/pin entry - is a massive security hole that obviates whatever benefit was purported
But at least some nerd made a fortune
How the frick is a Digital ID that connects to all your personal information a sensible response to hacking scandals?
We'll just have to get microchips in our hands.
And when the cartels start chopping off hands, they'll put the chips in our foreheads, so when the cartels chop off your head, you're done anyway so it doesn't really matter.
>Did they really take a minute and a half to read at one point?
ERR ERR ERR
REINSERT CARD AND TRY AGAIN
ERR ERR ERR
TIME OUT
ERR ERR ERR
REINSERT CARD AND TRY AGAIN
He is unironically one of the reasons why so many people are skeptical about 9/11
>so many people
You mean only you, right?
Good morning, moshe
I accept your concession.
Top fricking kek
Man, it is really sad to think about how many impressionable teenagers are browsing Cinemaphile at any given moment. For your own sake I hope you can keep that fedora of yours from tipping too hard as an adult.
that's not what fedora tipping means and WKUK is probably coming up on 20 years old itself
They literally set up a commission after 911 and it found nothing on any white house personnel's involvement. You think you're smarter than a commission, pal?
A commission that happened behind closed doors that was put together by the people who are paid by the people being questioned.
Convincing.
>we asked the government to investigate itself and they said they didn't do anything wrong, case closed!
>what more proof could you possibly want?
O RLY?
Wow. Is it 2006 again?
https://911myths.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
I just looked him up. He’s just slightly edgy Lonely Island. Get taste, peasants. That is all.
zoom zoom
I'm surprised he came from a successful family and pretty much worked consistently throughout his entire adult life. I guess there was a few years after SNL and before WKUK got picked up where he would've been just getting by but he often has the perspective of a dude that struggled for a while or who's life has hit rock bottom but bounced back.
>he often has the perspective of a dude that struggled for a while or who's life has hit rock bottom but bounced back
This is a pretty common character trait for people with a history of drug abuse regardless of their socioeconomic background.
Except when you're a rich kid you can afford to do it and your sociopath vampire family just sets you up with a cushy life regardless.
Oh yeah, well that’s true.
kitty history~
NOT A MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, NATION, OR COUNTRY
HAS THE AUTHORITY
TO STAND UP TO ME
Unironically the thinking man's Bo Burnham
i like parts of them, all worth a listen. i just had to let you know how discerning i am
Absolutely
Kitty History was a very digestable way to make people realize JFK was killed by the CIA.
And when you rip off that band-aid everything else like 9/11, the Bush Family, the Clintons, the dems, Israel and THE israeliteS is a "slippery slide"
Stop smearing the man after his death with that moron shit
>stop smearing the mans death with something that he did
moron it was just a comedy song frick off with your qanon conspiratard antivax Drumpferina shit.
right and the joke is that the only difference between that universe and ours is that they are cats, the events are all 1:1 mirrored
its a 2 minute video i dont know how you get lost
Wow you're really gay and mad
Shalom
>verification not required
I suppose there's something apropos about believing the CIA killed Kennedy and requiring a short comedy song about cats to spoonfed you the theory
Like, if you're that dumb then you're probably too braindead to sit through the Oliver Stone movie anyway
he would seem like the type of person who would know a lot of secret shit in hollywood
>die in a stupid way
>friends get in a zoom call to publicically rib you
Honestly not a bad death for a comedian
Friendly reminder that Cinemaphile is an international public imageboard that literally anyone can post on except for like communist dictator hellholes like China and North Korea.
Anyone includes all kinds of redditors, glowies, and normalgays.
This guy's death opened my eyes to how dumb antivaxxers are. Not true antivaxxers, but the nu-antivaxxers.
>True antivaxxism has never been tried