I genuinely believe it wasn't an "accident"

I genuinely believe it wasn't an "accident"

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you're moronic then. He was a known drunk and was frequently spotted hanging out on his balcony (also drunk). Not to mention the stuff he's said to have been killed over is the most milquetoast conspiracy theory babble imaginable, literally babby's first conspiracy theory. I'm surprised he didn't mention other known schizo theories such as pizzagate or Terry Yeaky's death. Really, Bush did 911 and the Illuminati control mainstream artists? You'll have to do better than that buddy.
    In conclusion he fell because he couldn't lay off the booze

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oy vey he was a known drunk goy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was. Kick and scream all you want.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          From the river to the sea, Moshe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was talking about his home made moonshine the stream before he died

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illuminati Defense Force in action

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was frequently spotted hanging out on his balcony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well you’re moronic then
      How about you? Provide further proof beyond blatant slandering and we can have a real conversation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should first provide proof it was not an accident. No, twitter posts don’t count.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, anon, he “was a known alcoholic who fell off his roof” is a significantly more plausible story than he “was assassinated for writing comedy skits about basic b***h conspiracy theories.”

        Since the story you choose to believe isn’t grounded in anything remotely close to common sense, the burden of responsibility is upon YOU to provide any evidence that may prove otherwise. If you can’t do that, then you have no case and you should concede honorably rather than choosing to be publicly labeled as a fool and a liar.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey anon!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a glowBlack person btw, not sure if that matters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizos dont care anon they just want to have their little narcissistic delusional larp sessions. doubt any of them were even following wkuk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldnt you be busy bombing a hospital or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The government doesn't want you know that George Bush is a Nazi

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you try to expose their crimes on your TV show, they'll broadcast it, sell the DVD, wait several years, and then kill you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He worked for disney nd refused to make his kid a troon. He got got

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah idk either

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has a whole song about how to pin your ‘daddy’ on cheese pizza crimes
    >falls off balcony ‘drunk’
    Yeah, this was the ripple effect of Epstein bs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-weebs are responsible for the Youtube purge. 9-14-year-olds dancing like prostitutes and Youtube took that from me. People into anime are largely aware how AoC laws are built largely on nonsense and leftist/liberal exaggeration.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After he released "it's time for guillotines" I knew hiis time was limited.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Napoleon flex

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the same people who believe he was murdered also believe in isaac kappy story

    both literal whos

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine believing a fricking drunkard has been sketch comedian had any sort of insight into political power circles

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      right mogs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The definition of breasts and tummy mogging thighgays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be architect
      >never gave left a second thought
      >delivering food during kung flu scare to pay bills
      >drop off some subway at this crummy townhouse on the lower middle class side of town
      >girl with this EXACT face answers door
      >except she has to weigh 260 easily
      >sweetest voice and nicest personality
      >strongly consider ditching my c**t gf on the spot and shooting my shot
      >nothing happens
      >she thanks me and gives me a little smile
      >now I will watch anything with what’s her face in it just to relive that 15 seconds

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So your life changing moment was delivering fast food to an obese woman with a face like Evangeline Lily's?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        food during kung flu scare to pay bills
        oh I thought you were doing it for fun

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >once upon a time comedy central let this man air a comedy show that mentioned Sandy Hook being a hoax
    we definitely need to go back

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He jumped. The autopsy report says that the coroner and his assistant watched a video that shows him jumping.
    We know this due to news reports, but no one has yet bothered to pay the $80 to buy the report, which has the exact description of what happened.
    His neighbor had a camera pointed directly at his balcony.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you saying he did it on purpose?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He jumped on purpose.
        There is video evidence of this. We only have a brief description of the video, but the coroner's report describes what happens in the video.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't wait until he got to space to eat the candy

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about the rest of them, but Trevor was a 100% hardcore, drug-abusing lunatic. It’s a shame, but that’s the way it goes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zach's become a PEDO BAD leftist reactionary shitlib

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the song "what was wrong with swiping" but I never recall chip cards ever taking all that long to read and I worked in retail for years around the time they introduced. Maybe I missed something but I remember you being able to tap them instead of swipe for ages. Did they really take a minute and a half to read at one point? Was that exclusively an American issue?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember the last time I swiped my card. Always been tap or insert chip.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's tap only for me now. When it's over $100 I panic because I can't remember what my pin number is for any cards until I'm actually entering it anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is being able to read it through the air more secure than swiping?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always wondered that.
        They even make wallets with a lined pocket for your credit card to prevent “data theft” but how the frick would you have accomplished that with a mag strip?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Supposedly the chip was more secure than the strip (not sure how - maybe more memory thus better encryption?) but obviously having it be readable from a distance - and not requiring authorisation/pin entry - is a massive security hole that obviates whatever benefit was purported
          But at least some nerd made a fortune

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick is a Digital ID that connects to all your personal information a sensible response to hacking scandals?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We'll just have to get microchips in our hands.
          And when the cartels start chopping off hands, they'll put the chips in our foreheads, so when the cartels chop off your head, you're done anyway so it doesn't really matter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they really take a minute and a half to read at one point?
      ERR ERR ERR
      REINSERT CARD AND TRY AGAIN
      ERR ERR ERR
      TIME OUT
      ERR ERR ERR
      REINSERT CARD AND TRY AGAIN

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is unironically one of the reasons why so many people are skeptical about 9/11

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so many people
      You mean only you, right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning, moshe

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should first provide proof it was not an accident. No, twitter posts don’t count.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Top fricking kek

          Man, it is really sad to think about how many impressionable teenagers are browsing Cinemaphile at any given moment. For your own sake I hope you can keep that fedora of yours from tipping too hard as an adult.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not what fedora tipping means and WKUK is probably coming up on 20 years old itself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally set up a commission after 911 and it found nothing on any white house personnel's involvement. You think you're smarter than a commission, pal?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A commission that happened behind closed doors that was put together by the people who are paid by the people being questioned.
        Convincing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we asked the government to investigate itself and they said they didn't do anything wrong, case closed!
        >what more proof could you possibly want?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    O RLY?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. Is it 2006 again?
    https://911myths.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just looked him up. He’s just slightly edgy Lonely Island. Get taste, peasants. That is all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised he came from a successful family and pretty much worked consistently throughout his entire adult life. I guess there was a few years after SNL and before WKUK got picked up where he would've been just getting by but he often has the perspective of a dude that struggled for a while or who's life has hit rock bottom but bounced back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he often has the perspective of a dude that struggled for a while or who's life has hit rock bottom but bounced back
      This is a pretty common character trait for people with a history of drug abuse regardless of their socioeconomic background.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except when you're a rich kid you can afford to do it and your sociopath vampire family just sets you up with a cushy life regardless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, well that’s true.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kitty history~

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT A MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, NATION, OR COUNTRY
    HAS THE AUTHORITY
    TO STAND UP TO ME

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the thinking man's Bo Burnham

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like parts of them, all worth a listen. i just had to let you know how discerning i am

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely
    Kitty History was a very digestable way to make people realize JFK was killed by the CIA.
    And when you rip off that band-aid everything else like 9/11, the Bush Family, the Clintons, the dems, Israel and THE israeliteS is a "slippery slide"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop smearing the man after his death with that moron shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stop smearing the mans death with something that he did

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron it was just a comedy song frick off with your qanon conspiratard antivax Drumpferina shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            right and the joke is that the only difference between that universe and ours is that they are cats, the events are all 1:1 mirrored
            its a 2 minute video i dont know how you get lost

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you're really gay and mad

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shalom
            >verification not required

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose there's something apropos about believing the CIA killed Kennedy and requiring a short comedy song about cats to spoonfed you the theory
      Like, if you're that dumb then you're probably too braindead to sit through the Oliver Stone movie anyway

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he would seem like the type of person who would know a lot of secret shit in hollywood

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >die in a stupid way
    >friends get in a zoom call to publicically rib you
    Honestly not a bad death for a comedian

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Cinemaphile is an international public imageboard that literally anyone can post on except for like communist dictator hellholes like China and North Korea.
    Anyone includes all kinds of redditors, glowies, and normalgays.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy's death opened my eyes to how dumb antivaxxers are. Not true antivaxxers, but the nu-antivaxxers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >True antivaxxism has never been tried

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