it really depends on the show
he's good in re:views that he likes and he knows his music
other stuff he's a bit of a drag but he's good at laughing when he needs to
he's more stable and reliable than jack who is very hit or miss
hell doth we cry when aids mobey upon the scene, or fatty beard man set about the table bubberly, eagerly waiting feast. woe to the who watch the foul beasts; poor in opinion as appeance, save for whenheros 3 are their savior: bold the twink , the clumsy failure with heard of gold. and depression made manifest; a beating stick for all to love. only with their service the show be salvaged.
repeated it every botw
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>repeated it every botw
This is it! They bow in hooded robes and chant that hymn at the start of every episode.
When he got sober. Still entertaining and mostly funny(in my eyes). But Drunk Jack was SSS Tier on the Halloween episodes of BotW. Still though, good on him for getting sober.
He's the living embodiment of the "well ackshewally" meme. He constantly nitpicks and corrects the other, funnier RLM people. He never shares his own opinion. I guarantee in his spare time he listens to indie bands and drinks IPAs while huffing his own farts. Also he's a registered Democrat.
Reminds me of a kid I went to middle school with. We called him "Short Bus". He introduced himself as "Short Bus". He thought he had been given a cool street name and was completely oblivious to the fact we were calling him moronic.
lol. My friend in elementary school was named Bjorn and we called him BJ for short. Then after an older kid told us what a BJ was he was extremely butthurt about it.
First time I saw some lowercase anon just casually talking about them as aidsmoby and beardfat I laughed fricking hard, it wasn't even just the names, it's the fact that I could tell from his post that he wasn't even doing a bit, could tell right away this was just what people call them, and have for some time
Yeah but in your heart of hearts you know that balding is a death sentence. It kills any and all motivation to succeed because you will hate yourself for it. I know because i did the things you mentioned but it doesn’t help.
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>heart of hearts
I fricking hate this expression so much.
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there's always rape
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Well but who would want it that way? There’s a sense of satisfaction and validation in knowing that a girl wants to have your babies.
is it more depressing that aidsmoby is a father? mike is likely a father off the books. he probably pays thousands in child support.
He was making "I'm literally shaking with rage and tears, we White People need to shut and up listen" posts when all those Milwaukee Black folk burned down part of town in 2016. That's when I went from neutral on him to disliking him.
he didnt vibe with the polack jokes either, the darn square.
You sure about that?
josh tries to be mst3k so bad, to his detriment.
As an innately annoying and unlikable person I sympathize with him and there were a few moments in the recent Christmas episode they just flat out ignored and talked over him
i loved those moments, relished in them. i hope josh watches them and feels the pangs of imposter syndrome hit him like a freight train. he's trying to be funny with funny people and falling short. none of his interjections have value, nor does he. suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, and i could take or l
He was making "I'm literally shaking with rage and tears, we White People need to shut and up listen" posts when all those Milwaukee Black folk burned down part of town in 2016. That's when I went from neutral on him to disliking him.
he didn't say that. he was already the Wizard in his first appearance.
he was probably an AV nerd who could fix shit/get shit working and that's where it came from pre-RLM
>he was probably an AV nerd who could fix shit/get shit working
Wow! He's not entirely worthless then.
I just assumed he was into magic the gathering or something.
>he was probably an AV nerd who could fix shit/get shit working
Wow! He's not entirely worthless then.
I just assumed he was into magic the gathering or something.
Wrong on both counts. It's his nickname for himself when he was in IfIHadAHiFi, his shitty band that he used to be in. The band members all had shitty nicknames. The band sucked shit, too.
>2000
Roy wasn't fat when the song first came out and that was just after he finished wizarding school.
Your vid is from after he had his wizarding loicense revoked.
The ONLY unforgivable thing new MST3K did was changing Gypsy's voice. Jonah was fine and he and the bots found their groove in S2. Camel-fu and Wife Killer weren't good as the Mads though, I'll concede that. New MST3K has some of my favorite jokes in the entire series. >Dear Trip Advisor... from Avalanche >both Doug McClure movie episodes were hilarious >all of Cry Wilderness was hilarious >trippy sitar song from Lords of the Deep
Nah. He'd look like shit. The friar tuck with the little patch? He's easily halfway done with his 40s, he's earned it. Shaving it would do nothing for his look.
>what the frick is a mobey.
I am a bong, but I'd gladly use it as a pejorative term to describe this twat.
This, I'm afraid, is a Moby.
Saw this guy live.
Best set of the week.
Best showmanship
He's his own MC
Amazing visuals
11/10
This was before the tats. I don't care for him otherwise, and don't really listen to his music.
I saw him with David Bowie and Busta Rhymes. He told the audience to flip him off and recorded it. He was okay but we left before he finished to cheat on the traffic
>one hit wonder
His music is great and he was extremely popular for a solid 20 years despite he himself being a twat. A good chunk of the music on my Gorillaz station on pandora are Moby songs and each one is a banger.
As an innately annoying and unlikable person I sympathize with him and there were a few moments in the recent Christmas episode they just flat out ignored and talked over him
I can sympathize. Sad. I don't understand why he keeps showing up when nobody from the RLM gang respects him and constantly talk over him. I hope he gets paid for this shit but even then it's not worth it.
He's more of prop or component of the set design than an actual living being. Sometimes the RLM guys put him on the screen to visually bridge the generational divide between young Xers like them and old millennials. He's generally unobtrusive and contributes a jovial laugh any time the sentient cast members make a joke.
I hated him for a long time and I feel like I still should, but I just don't have the energy anymore. He hasn't gotten super political in a while, at least not to my knowledge, so the fight's gone out of me.
Meanwhile aidsmoby is now partnered with fricking wil wheaton? yeah ok
It was nice back when that was the standard for diversity, mostly white guys and a few tokens because the white guys were the ones interested in and experienced with the subject matter. Instead the current requirement is to have equal proportions of everyone, even if the real proportions are nothing like that. People are getting sick of it, sick of being lied to.
Honestly the way things stand nowadays just going full bald c**t like Jack is more dignified than those foreverhat dudes you just know have the Larry David going under their tactical illusion hat.
For me, it's the combination of his loud, aggressive "ally of [fictional] women" persona yelling at a movie for being bad to girls, combined with his secret need for oneupmanship, constantly pre-watching the films in advance and memorizing where the funny bits are so he can squeeze in his prepared joke, instead of just reacting naturally. He tries far too hard to demonstrate value.
Some people fantasize about being rich, famous, powerful, surrounded by a harem of beautiful women, etc.
For me, it's simple, down to earth fantasies. I enjoy a good daydream of being someone at moderate B-list level in the industry who ends up going on the RLM show, and I'd show up wearing an unironic Make America Great Again hat or shirt. I'd enjoy a hearty chuckle at the fuming it would cause.
100% manufactured image, but >Rich voting for Trump
never in a million years
Rich is the absolute picture perfect definition of "do whatever the consensus says is the Good Thing". He doesn't have a serious political opinion in his body, he's hard wired to just spout the correct virtue mantras when someone else is in the room with him without knowing what they even mean.
Mike SAYS Rich loves his grandmother, to bully him. Rich hates his grandmother and spent his entire life trying to escape his family. Which is why Mike saved all his photo albums and childhood toys.
Rich Evans sucks and is only tolerable when he's being mocked. Every time he gets to speak for more than a few seconds on anything he just comes across as inarticulate and weirdly self important. It's fricked up that he's so popular.
>and weirdly self important
You're right; it's a recurring element of people with his personality type. Often feeling insecure and bullied, the moment he gets even a microsecond of authority or air time of his own he uses it to unleash his wrath on whatever he can find within his tiny domain of control. I still remember how awkward it was the first time they had Tim on a BOTW panel and Rich unleashed in fury when Tim "talked out of turn" at the start. Utter embarrassment.
he's ok
he's an obnoxious gay.
it really depends on the show
he's good in re:views that he likes and he knows his music
other stuff he's a bit of a drag but he's good at laughing when he needs to
he's more stable and reliable than jack who is very hit or miss
Fat and Bald are both only good when they're Guy #4 to Jay, Mike, and Rich. any other combo they're dead weight
you're right
>Fat and Bald are both only good when they're Guy #4 to Jay, Mike, and Rich. any other combo they're dead weight
I have a system that's easy to remember.
If ye fat and bald be both
why then, no guy, be good for fourth
Beard? Aids? to both enamoured?
why then, your skulls, shalt all be hammered
i feel that i git my own.
hell doth we cry when aids mobey upon the scene, or fatty beard man set about the table bubberly, eagerly waiting feast. woe to the who watch the foul beasts; poor in opinion as appeance, save for whenheros 3 are their savior: bold the twink , the clumsy failure with heard of gold. and depression made manifest; a beating stick for all to love. only with their service the show be salvaged.
repeated it every botw
>repeated it every botw
This is it! They bow in hooded robes and chant that hymn at the start of every episode.
When has Jack been bad?
List it
When he got sober. Still entertaining and mostly funny(in my eyes). But Drunk Jack was SSS Tier on the Halloween episodes of BotW. Still though, good on him for getting sober.
worst rlm by far
He's the living embodiment of the "well ackshewally" meme. He constantly nitpicks and corrects the other, funnier RLM people. He never shares his own opinion. I guarantee in his spare time he listens to indie bands and drinks IPAs while huffing his own farts. Also he's a registered Democrat.
>My fans have given me
>My fans
>Very first introduction of this guy, he was credited as The Wizard
He had a local career before he appeared there. He's a musician.
And he’s know locally in the Milwaukee music scene as Beard Fat.
Reminds me of a kid I went to middle school with. We called him "Short Bus". He introduced himself as "Short Bus". He thought he had been given a cool street name and was completely oblivious to the fact we were calling him moronic.
It was capitalism all along
That shirt was probably $30 and manufactured in Malaysia by children.
lol. My friend in elementary school was named Bjorn and we called him BJ for short. Then after an older kid told us what a BJ was he was extremely butthurt about it.
i feel like bj isnt that uncommon of a nickname. Like being named richard. It can be used as a joke and it is, but it can also be endearing
He knew. It's a fun name. Steer into the skid.
Shut the frick up Short Bus you didn't know until you were told.
He probably didn't know, on account of the moron thing
Is it an inside joke because he’s a virgin whose past 30??
His name is Beardfat.
First time I saw some lowercase anon just casually talking about them as aidsmoby and beardfat I laughed fricking hard, it wasn't even just the names, it's the fact that I could tell from his post that he wasn't even doing a bit, could tell right away this was just what people call them, and have for some time
I like how just reading those names made me picture exactly who people were talking about
Those are nicknames that came from the show not the viewers.
diIate mike
imagine how disappointed his father might be
I like to think these kinds of people don't have fathers. It's less depressing that way.
probably for the best. terrible to raise a son and have it turn out that way
Well is it if you pass your balding genes onto your offspring? Beardfat was doomed the minute he was brought onto this godforsaken earth.
he could exercise and have a job that men usually perform,
Yeah but in your heart of hearts you know that balding is a death sentence. It kills any and all motivation to succeed because you will hate yourself for it. I know because i did the things you mentioned but it doesn’t help.
>heart of hearts
I fricking hate this expression so much.
there's always rape
Well but who would want it that way? There’s a sense of satisfaction and validation in knowing that a girl wants to have your babies.
Este guey but there is some truth here
is it more depressing that aidsmoby is a father? mike is likely a father off the books. he probably pays thousands in child support.
he didnt vibe with the polack jokes either, the darn square.
josh tries to be mst3k so bad, to his detriment.
i loved those moments, relished in them. i hope josh watches them and feels the pangs of imposter syndrome hit him like a freight train. he's trying to be funny with funny people and falling short. none of his interjections have value, nor does he. suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, and i could take or l
he is LITERALLY gay, there is a picture of him at his wedding kissing a man
who cares, he's not a homosexual for kissing a dude
>kissing a man doesn't make you a homosexual
i does but i would never fault a man for being a homosexual because of that
josh is a homosexual for other reasons
post it
I like that Capitol records shirt. Josh is alright.
Even if he's literally gay. Jack is still a bigger homosexual.
I once knew a guy named Richard who insisted on being called Big Dick even though he was like 5'10"
>call me Big Dick
>no
bada bing bada boom
i'd have made lil' richard jokes about him non stop
always screamin WOOOO and shit
He was making "I'm literally shaking with rage and tears, we White People need to shut and up listen" posts when all those Milwaukee Black folk burned down part of town in 2016. That's when I went from neutral on him to disliking him.
He owns a Mitch McConnell Pale Man t-shirt. He's wearing it in a botw.
I only like the main 3 and Macaulay Culkin
Colin's ok when he's with Jay. At least, he was during the Dune re:view.
SHUT UP BEARDFAT
SHUT THE FRICK UP
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I could actually relate to this guy in one of the recent videos where he gets second hand embarrassment from Rich throwing around furniture
I related to Mike when he look at aids mobey trying to funny like "I wish i killed you earlier"
he didn't say that. he was already the Wizard in his first appearance.
he was probably an AV nerd who could fix shit/get shit working and that's where it came from pre-RLM
>he was probably an AV nerd who could fix shit/get shit working
Wow! He's not entirely worthless then.
I just assumed he was into magic the gathering or something.
Wrong on both counts. It's his nickname for himself when he was in IfIHadAHiFi, his shitty band that he used to be in. The band members all had shitty nicknames. The band sucked shit, too.
>It's his nickname for himself when he was in IfIHadAHiFi, his shitty band that he used to be in.
Oh god, please tell me it was folky prog music.
Hard to describe. Shitty experimental punk rock maybe? Who cares, it's shit.
Yes. Saw them live a time or two.
punk rock but instead of talent or drugs they had fruit loops and a korg s3
how do you know this? are you gay (from milwaukee)?
He has a beard and he's fat.
>He has a beard and he's fat.
Now do Aids Mobey.
He has a aids and he is an Mobey.
I should never have doubted you.
Wizards aren't fat
Beardfats are
>Wizards aren't fat
and wombles aren't tramps. OK zoomer.
>2000
Roy wasn't fat when the song first came out and that was just after he finished wizarding school.
Your vid is from after he had his wizarding loicense revoked.
Aw man, that'd depress anyone.
Fair play. I take that back.
He earned those dinners and I hope he enjoyed them.
I hope so too
We've already established he's not a wizard, he's fat with a beard.
Why wouldn't they be? Less physical activity than other classes.
Weight loss spells
You sure about that?
>nu-mst
The ONLY unforgivable thing new MST3K did was changing Gypsy's voice. Jonah was fine and he and the bots found their groove in S2. Camel-fu and Wife Killer weren't good as the Mads though, I'll concede that. New MST3K has some of my favorite jokes in the entire series.
>Dear Trip Advisor... from Avalanche
>both Doug McClure movie episodes were hilarious
>all of Cry Wilderness was hilarious
>trippy sitar song from Lords of the Deep
>mystery söy theater
No. Thanks.
>being a cynical perma-newthingbad type
>giving in to despair and stagnation masked as cynical disinterest
Do better. Quitter.
>leftie mantras
Looks like my intuition was correct. Go frick yourself, shitstick. Call me when you cut your dick off.
>buzzwords
Not a leftie, btw. But I can see you're a zealot and discussing anything with you is meaningless.
>n-n-not a leftie
>"dO bEtTer"
Nothing more trannie than that. Nice try, Gladis. You tell your dad he's never getting any grandchildren yet?
>dude just watch this watered down garbage millennial slop
no
>Well, my first name is Arnold, but the guys just generally call me... Duke.
If you're gonna pick a fake nick name, you should go with something cool.
I can see why he grew it.
He should shave his head though
Nah. He'd look like shit. The friar tuck with the little patch? He's easily halfway done with his 40s, he's earned it. Shaving it would do nothing for his look.
Any time he’s on screen I can’t believe how absolutely massive his fricking head is
>has a giant head but nothing interesting to say
Maybe it's just the beard but he really resembles Patrick Rothfuss
hes been doing a lot of thinking
Who's the Lucy in beardfat's life that held his football?
Can someone explain aidsmobey to me, what the frick is a mobey.
moby, one hit wonder
Saw this guy live.
Best set of the week.
Best showmanship
He's his own MC
Amazing visuals
11/10
This was before the tats. I don't care for him otherwise, and don't really listen to his music.
I saw him with David Bowie and Busta Rhymes. He told the audience to flip him off and recorded it. He was okay but we left before he finished to cheat on the traffic
>but we left before he finished to cheat on the traffic
Based. I do the same thing.
Saw Moby at EDC 2008 while hippy flipping. Insane experience.
>one hit wonder
His music is great and he was extremely popular for a solid 20 years despite he himself being a twat. A good chunk of the music on my Gorillaz station on pandora are Moby songs and each one is a banger.
Which hit is that, anon
he's got quite a few
The one that asap rocky sampled is quite literally the only song of his I can only thing of, I've never bothered to explore his discography
>what the frick is a mobey.
I am a bong, but I'd gladly use it as a pejorative term to describe this twat.
This, I'm afraid, is a Moby.
Oh, now I remember!
Good song, to be fair.
wrong genre of bald guy lmao
moby's best known for getting dissed by eminem. his music is instant sleep
Eesh. Sounds like this with the spunk sucked out.
the guy who wrote the music used at the end of the Bourne movies
aidsmoby was alright in the last eppy. beardfat was insufferable tho, and i'm a marxist 3rd worldist
As an innately annoying and unlikable person I sympathize with him and there were a few moments in the recent Christmas episode they just flat out ignored and talked over him
I can sympathize. Sad. I don't understand why he keeps showing up when nobody from the RLM gang respects him and constantly talk over him. I hope he gets paid for this shit but even then it's not worth it.
Way back when, Mike did that to Jay too
He's more of prop or component of the set design than an actual living being. Sometimes the RLM guys put him on the screen to visually bridge the generational divide between young Xers like them and old millennials. He's generally unobtrusive and contributes a jovial laugh any time the sentient cast members make a joke.
NOOOO STOP SAYING CRIPPLE
Sometimes you need to just throw the ponies in the river to drown them.
the worst one by far, the only people who like this doo are people who look like him. if you look like him have a nice day you disgusting creature
>Mike visibly blanching in embarrassment every time he has to say "Wizard" in the early episodes
I hated him for a long time and I feel like I still should, but I just don't have the energy anymore. He hasn't gotten super political in a while, at least not to my knowledge, so the fight's gone out of me.
Meanwhile aidsmoby is now partnered with fricking wil wheaton? yeah ok
>Meanwhile aidsmoby is now partnered with fricking wil wheaton
What now?
Jack joined a new team called Second Wind made up of mostly Escapist refugees including Yahtzee.
Honestly i don't know if that's Wil Wheaton in the back or some other completely identical söymale
>one black guy
>one woman
>one utterly miscellaneous brown "could be some kind of asian, perhaps"
bases: covered
It was nice back when that was the standard for diversity, mostly white guys and a few tokens because the white guys were the ones interested in and experienced with the subject matter. Instead the current requirement is to have equal proportions of everyone, even if the real proportions are nothing like that. People are getting sick of it, sick of being lied to.
>People are getting sick of it, sick of being lied to.
Yes.
I can't wait to see how Wil Wheaton alienates himself from this group too. That's pretty much the only skill that moron has.
>Escapist refugees
disgusting
Honestly the way things stand nowadays just going full bald c**t like Jack is more dignified than those foreverhat dudes you just know have the Larry David going under their tactical illusion hat.
Don’t like Josh. Think he’s a prude and annoyingly assertive when he’s always the weak link.
For me, it's the combination of his loud, aggressive "ally of [fictional] women" persona yelling at a movie for being bad to girls, combined with his secret need for oneupmanship, constantly pre-watching the films in advance and memorizing where the funny bits are so he can squeeze in his prepared joke, instead of just reacting naturally. He tries far too hard to demonstrate value.
Does Josh know Jay voted for Trump in 2020?
Some people fantasize about being rich, famous, powerful, surrounded by a harem of beautiful women, etc.
For me, it's simple, down to earth fantasies. I enjoy a good daydream of being someone at moderate B-list level in the industry who ends up going on the RLM show, and I'd show up wearing an unironic Make America Great Again hat or shirt. I'd enjoy a hearty chuckle at the fuming it would cause.
POV: You're about to hear the most kino take of your life.
Yeah, cause Josh finally STOPPED TALKING.
When you see his smug smile you know you're about to get some 2011 Reddit comment section ass commentary
I have that shirt.
Do we still love them?
100% manufactured image, but
>Rich voting for Trump
never in a million years
Rich is the absolute picture perfect definition of "do whatever the consensus says is the Good Thing". He doesn't have a serious political opinion in his body, he's hard wired to just spout the correct virtue mantras when someone else is in the room with him without knowing what they even mean.
You do know that’s sarcasm, right?
Don't be moronic on Cinemaphile, please. Grownups come here.
Rich was raised by his grandmother, who was racist enough to make a /misc/ poster blush.
...and Rich hates her, and hated his life with her. This has been well established time and time again.
Rich loves his grandmother. Mike corrupted him.
Mike SAYS Rich loves his grandmother, to bully him. Rich hates his grandmother and spent his entire life trying to escape his family. Which is why Mike saved all his photo albums and childhood toys.
Josh Fact: Josh has been working with RLM since at least 2007 where he was an actor in the Grabowskis
He's good when he knows his topics, I find his music knowledge to genuinely be informative
BUT, he is not funny, and cannot riff like the others can.
For me its a tie between Beardfat and that alcoholic they did all the black spines with for bottom tier RLM member
> that alcoholic they did all the black spines.
Tim rules.
>What if each ninja... is bred to steal... a different kind... of ore
Cracks me up every time.
hey, i like the homeless man they pick up from the methadone clinic when a guest cancels
i actually don't remember this frickers name
i've called him beardfat so long my wife started calling him that too
>mfw got my nickname because none of my schools from K-12 could spell my last name right
>mfw it's not even a weird or difficult name to spell
btw its shithead, pronounced sha theed
He's right that it's been a hot minute since I've heard a polack joke. It's the anachronicity that makes it funny.
Rich Evans sucks and is only tolerable when he's being mocked. Every time he gets to speak for more than a few seconds on anything he just comes across as inarticulate and weirdly self important. It's fricked up that he's so popular.
>and weirdly self important
You're right; it's a recurring element of people with his personality type. Often feeling insecure and bullied, the moment he gets even a microsecond of authority or air time of his own he uses it to unleash his wrath on whatever he can find within his tiny domain of control. I still remember how awkward it was the first time they had Tim on a BOTW panel and Rich unleashed in fury when Tim "talked out of turn" at the start. Utter embarrassment.
>literally never contributes just agrees
>not funny
Undoubtedly the worst of the crew.
>almost ruins the juicy shaq meat bit because he wants to talk about that stupid zombie movie
frick that guy
It unintentionally made the Shaq meat bit funnier with Mike continuing to ignore the show to push a dumb joke to make himself laugh.