I go there every day, I get a chicken bacon croissant, I get coffee, a powerade, if I'm dehydrated, I sit there all the time, if I have any like legal work that I need to do I go there, I meet with my attorneys there.
I go there every day, I get a chicken bacon croissant, I get coffee, a powerade, if I'm dehydrated, I sit there all the time, if I have any like ...
>everyday
>chicken bacon croissant
>coffee
>powerade if dehydrated
I wish I was normal like dutch smith
COLD CAWFEE
COLD GWEEN TEA
shut the frick up.
Speak up
ice coffee guess you call it
Ray psycho
Vicki cries
We laugh, but this town seems mad comfy.
Not without the dunkin bro
Whose laughing?
>but this town seems mad comfy.
that town is full of dope fiends, meth heads, pregnant teenagers, and fat drunks. Everybodys poor and is constantly spying on their neighbors and is wrapped up in small town drama. where do you people grow up that envy living in a town like this
>that town is full of dope fiends, meth heads, pregnant teenagers, and fat drunks
sounds like it's nothing special.
t. I live a few towns away from that town, in america, USA.
thats my point
mine to.
>pregnant teenagers
Oh, the horror
Teenagers who'll let me stick it in raw
>Teenagers who'll let me stick it in raw
they let their 28-year-old drug dealer boyfriends hit it raw
not you
Shamokin!
Now I have to rely on myself to go to you know Turkey Hill or something where I don't like their donuts I'd rather the donuts at Dunkin Donuts and I'm kinda dealin with it but I really miss Dunkin Donuts.
*Donits
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/newsitem/name/alba-wehr-obituary?id=39741517
RIP
>44
she worked at a dunkin donits
Man, travelling all over the country and it's weird seeing people just all work the same shit job till they drop dead
Turkey hill got her.
The donits from turkey hill must have done this...
So we know what happened to the lady and the guy, all we need to know now is the status of Edna Faust and is the Dunkn ever reopened.
Think this is her
https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-news-item-edna-faust-gustites-obit-1/131306659/
>obit from 1968
have you been moronic your whole life?
She doesn't look like someone who's been dead for forty years to you?
the dunkin was set on fire by a 13 year old thats all I know
did they say she was pregnant?
now that youre saying that I feel like that might have been a part of it
Boosted
>when dunkin gets a vaxxpass
which one of you wienersuckas did this
just let it go who cares
>no sticky
was eating donits part of her plan?
imagine having to rely on yourself for donits, you wouldn't survive that either.
Can we get a vax status?
Goodbye angel
>and I'm kinda dealin with it
I thought all fat people lied about their diet, now this seems like a CIA plot to take over shamokin.
emma lays tons of cawfee hill no milk
People laugh at middle America but if you drive an hour outside of a major city it's basically these types of people. I'm in Los Angeles and drive an hour east to the suburbs and you'll see similar people.
An hour east of Los Angeles is fricking Riverside. So no it would not look like this unless you think the Midwest looks like a suburb of Tijuana.
The people of Riverside look like that. Sorry Riverside resident
Way too white to be Riverside.
You think I'm strictly talking about race? And not the dysgenic looking people in general
You should be taking about race, chud. There is no such thing as being color blind.
Do everyone and stay in LA and die
>Do everyone
That’s a lot a humpin
If you're in LA and drive for 5 minutes in any direction you're in a favela.
Frick more like 45 minutes from downtown. LA is just a favela built flat
Yeah, just go to Azusa, Covina or Glendora. They quickly become Midwestern looking while having that LA attitude
Well 45 minutes from DTLA is like, a mile.
You'll be close to Fontana
Fontucky*
>it's basically these types of people
normal people?
checked
aint bad
>where's my lifetime supply of chicken bacon croissants
Guy's got skills, that's for sure.
>That COLD CAWFEE drop
What is it about american towns that make them look so horrifying?
Square, lifeless.
that, is what you call a mining town.
many such cases in PA.
lack of bipoc safe spaces and designated drag queen story hour libraries
The Americans, anon
I lived in a town like this in East Tennessee for a few years. It's depressing but there's something kind of mystical about it. Idrk how to describe it. It's like watching what kills us in real time.
>Lark Twigger
even the shamokin dead know no rest from its terrible kino
West coast architecture is so god awful
That's Pennsylvania, you fricking imbecile.
>Shamokin (/ʃəˈmoʊkJn/; Saponi Algonquian Schahamokink, meaning "place of eels")is a city in Northumberland County, Pennsylvania, United States.
What moronic shit happened now?
>now
i'll spoonfeed you because shamokin is a mecca of kino energy
Alba Wehr is dead btw
any updates on Edna
>OFFICER PSYCHO
>Police Officer
>Ray Psycho
>inside the women's bathroom
>Ray Siko
>Nikki Krize
>DONITZ DONITZ DUNKIN DONITZ
this is almost silly enough to be on ONN
flyovers truly are another breed
>flyovers truly are another breed
yeah theyre not all gays and Black folk
I added it to my watch later.
I have to get thru 47 shot caller related videos first
(documentary reviews reactions etc)
do we have the original footage of the teen setting it alight and fleeing? from the same channel.
Do people really have a restaurant they go to everyday?
they dont have anywhere else to go for coffee and donits
It's the only thing the town has.
Why doesn't a McDonald's or Burger King or something open up and fill the void? Surely it would be profitable?
they tried that on turkey hill but no donuts no deal sorry
i was looking at a map of that place and it literally is the only fricking point of interest there
I don't, but I know some people get their coffee from Dunkin every day.
It's kind of bleak to imagine people hanging out in a Dunkin Donuts all day, though, sure. At one point, maybe there a small, locally-owned diner in that town that served the same crowd. That seems like a less trashy type of place to be a regular at.
>restaurant
i stop at Buccee's erryday for breakfast if i'm lucky enough to be driving past one in my route. their food is great. scrambled eggs the perfect mushiness. bacon not too chewy not too crispy. its just nice to have that solace of perfection in this fricked up world.
>i stop at Buccee's erryday for breakfast
David Lynch famously went to the same Big Boy restaurant every day for like an entire decade and would order a chocolate malt every single time.
Kino
you don't have a designated classy restaurant where you meet up with your attorneys?
I work at a small cafe with a few locations in a major metro center (>1 million population) and we have regulars that come in EVERY day.
It isn't just a small town thing. People like a sense of community. Everybody needs food, and most people enjoy the (socially acceptable addiction) that is coffee. It's nice to see people you recognize, even if not every worker is the most chatty.
You should try going to a cafe every other day anon. s'nice.
I go to the same dumpling place maybe 3 or 4 times a week, guy sells beer for cheaper than in the supermarket and has awesome food.
Get sloshed by myself, eat maybe 15 dumplings and stagger home.
Id rather eat hot pockets and drink bud ice everynight wow
I have a cafe I go to every other day for coffee and sometimes lunch but I need to go there less since it's expensive. If I lived in a small town I'd probably go more since it's a community kinda thing and I'd rather go there than a bar to chat to people
it's like that everywhere in the world you're just a fricking shut in. i lived in (for work) places like korea, japan, england, germany, and more for months at a time even and after a while you end up going to the same comfy places because the people there are nice and respectful even if you're just there for some peace with no desire to talk. it's incredibly comfy and kino idk why this idea is foreign for people. in fact the opposite of this seems moronic, why would go to a new coffee, lunch, dinner spot, every single time. most places fricking suck anyways and you'll find this out quickly once eat at several places. you should only be going to 1 spot per type of food. if i want mexican then im going here because its the best mexican compared to every place around here. italian, japanese, etc?same shit. you dont need 5 different mexican places.
my town has
>1 pizza place
>1 mexican place
>2 diners
so yeah, I end up going to the same places a lot
>2 diners
Get a load of the city slicker
it's the county seat so we have some extra amenities, even have our own grocery store :^)
My town has
>Gas station/convenience store
>Liquor store right next to it owned by the same dude
>Tiny ass boudin shack next to the liquor store but it is never open and when it is I never see anyone there
>Hardware store down the road
>Tiny old timey general store
I’d always go to Winco supermarkets because they had bomb ass chicken, a sushi bar and were open 24/7
When I worked at the library there was this diner a minute walk away. They had a jamming burger and fries combo with a drink(dollar upcharge for a milkshake). Shit was divine. Went every week day for lunch for about 2 years. Their chocolate malt was really good too. A little bit before I left that job, that place ended up getting bought out by some yankee snobs. They kept the combo but renamed it and jacked the price up 2x. A travesty man.
I only eat out once every few months. I stopped leaving the house (almost) entirely.
All these relies are crazy. Anyone with sensible parents taught them to not waste money eating out more than once a week
based dutch is a real homie and has more cred than these famous fake gangsta rappers
https://www.dailyitem.com/news/rapper-who-went-viral-after-shamokin-dunkin-donuts-fire-arrested-for-alleged-assault/article_4ffe0d74-aabb-11e6-b405-53c690f1693a.html
>SHA-MOKIN!
>Shamokin
Dude looks like he was 'shamokin' some grass, if you know what I mean.
thats implied in his rap video
we may have to follow up with his attorneys regarding any royalties involved with these threads
>AHM OWNA MISS THAT PLACE IF IT DON'T OPEN UP
Did she get stung by a bee or something?
Some people in the Mid-west talk like that, I don't know why.
>midwest
All fricking Zoomies must fricking hang.
Central PA phenotype.
she's central asian
In complete seriousness? A lifetime diet of corn syrup and vegetable oil.
>Edna Faust
kino name
Maybe she should have made a Faustian bargain.
Kino
that dude made a funny rap video where he talks about smoking meth and shooting dope i wish i could find it.
fricking found it
Dunkin Donuts Rap Fire Shamokin pa Dutch Smith
https://www.dailyitem.com/news/rapper-who-went-viral-after-shamokin-dunkin-donuts-fire-arrested-for-alleged-assault/article_4ffe0d74-aabb-11e6-b405-53c690f1693a.html
>SHAMOKIN — The Shamokin man who bragged on television in July about meeting his attorneys inside a city Dunkin Donuts now must meet counsel behind bars after being locked up Monday by Shamokin District Judge John Gembic for allegedly assaulting an officer.
A tl;dr
>Dude gets zooted goes to his moms house hes obviously been kicked out of
>Mom wont answer he tries breaking the door down
>Cops come he doesnt cooperate
>Tried to hit the cops, scratches one
>Force him in the cop car to the station
>Asked if he would continue fighting if uncuffed, Smith said that "police do not control him because he is a free citizen," police said. Smith allegedly repeated this phrase when police asked if he would remove his jacket after they removed his shoes and pants drawstrings
(badass honestly)
>felony charges also had a prior ongoing charge for smoking a doobie
I dont know if id say he was "bragging"
This could all have been prevented if he had just been able to confer with his attorneys at dunkin donits.
>beatin stanky pussy up with that hep c
>i gives a frick
>i'll knock that dirty pussy into next week
As an aside, I noted from the article above that the address of the house he was sitting in front of for the video was his mother's.
>my cum is grey
>with bright orange pee
zoz
rotmaxx'd
KAWFEE
>CAWLD CAWFEE
>ER I GUESS THEY CAWL IT ICE CAWFEE
Why does everyone in this town have a fricking bizarre name
i wouldnt worry about it.
imagine having some job in that town and these are your coworkers and having to be around them and realize you're on the same social and economic level because you have the same job
someone save me
friend since kindergarden went to the marines, traveled to many countries, knows landscaping, cars, construction, can rebuild a house, owns property he rents, has his own place but is in love with a girl who works the same minimum wage job at a icecream/cheeseburger stand since high school. He lives 15 minutes away from his child hood home and is 15 minutes away from his dad, his sisters, and his grandfather. Hes torn up over this girl because she wanted to get married before they moved in together (and also wanted kids right away) and he said nah thats dumb and she broke up with him. He went through a 6 month depression of trying to win her back now hes working extra hard getting another job to do the same.
Moral of the story is that you can take the person out the small town but you cant take the small town out the person. Some people will always just be happy with whats familiar to them rather than try something different.
What a moron. Rare case where the girl is in the right and the guy is a pussy
>owns property he rents
Tell me you are moronic, without telling me you are moronic.
Property he rents out. The word "rent" as a verb can refer to the act of loaning or the act of borrowing.
I do not want to call you those three letters and i'm not that guy but yes. he owns property that he rents out.
/thread
i see more virtue in that life than some big city ego striver
And boom goes the dynamite.
I know these two sisters from a similar town, they're in their late 20s now. Both cute and sexy as hell in a hoodrat kind of way and both permanently stuck in a hoodrat way of life. Both have OF and every couple of years I catch up with them (separately) to see how their life is going. It's always some sketchy situation, moving in and out of run-down apartments, some guy they were involved with disrespecting them, working some shit job and complaining about it...
some people like that are permanently stuck in their highschool phase dealing with highschool-type issues, even much later in their life. They even talk like a teenager and not an adult, very basic communication skills overall. Essentially nothing changes. They even can't or don't want to elevate themselves into a slightly better lifestyle. It's like they like being permanently half-homeless and in some sketchy situation with the same group of sketchy friends they always lived around and still know.
Anyway, watch Bubble by Soderbergh. It's a great little movie about small town america.
lmao i shoulda directed my post
to you.
People simply get stuck in a certain period of their life permanently. They do that by choice or because of some traumatic event, but after they get locked into a personality type like that it's very hard to step out of it.
ya my homie and 90% of my grade school friends are permanently stuck in middle school. try to tell them about anything going on outside of the 30 minute radius of where we went to school at and you blow their minds.
>tfw Cinemaphile is my dunkin donuts and I get all my advice on here, every day
YOU KIDS ARE IN HERE JOKING AND RIGHT NOW THE REAL GAWD DAMN WAR IS GOING ON
THEY TOOK WBRE AND WNEP OFF DirectTV
AND IT'S BEEN WEEKS AN NO CONTRACT
THIS IS NOT JUST A HAPPENING IN PA.
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Also:
WXIA (Channel 11, NBC) in Atlanta
WZDX (Channel 54, Fox) in Huntsville
WZZM (Channel 13, ABC) in Grand Rapids, Michigan
>TENGA-owned stations
it's all a farce
directv is now
AT&T
i'm so fricking mad right now i'm shaking
I never got the memo.
my payment goes to AT&T still
>getting your cable from an onahole company
it's over.
>be me
>over 50
>my father is over 80
>stop in to see him
>son
>yes?
>how the frick does this thing work?
>it's a firestick
>he just wants his LOCAL weather station back
>send in back old boy, I got you
>give him my raspi
>fully loaded
Why do New England people look inbred like they live on a diet of papa John’s and cigarettes
thats not new england, but basically all of rural america is fat and moronic. You got to rural california, fat and moronic, go to rural Vermont, fat and moronic, Rural New Jersey/israelite York, fat and moronic. There are no exceptions except maybe rural Colorado/Washington where everyone hunts but is still moronic
Their dead watch over them from above. Soon all will join them.
Oh shit, that's Shamokin? I've seen that image on Cinemaphile so many times.
It's an underappreciated detail in this story that everyone in this town gets to be constantly reminded of death because they put a cemetery on a hill overlooking everything. Imagine walking to get your dunken donuts, it's not even 9 am, and already you're reminded of your own mortality.
AY-AY-AY-AY should buy UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-EN-EN-EN-EN-EN-EN
WHELL
My dad's aunt actually lived in Shamokin so I had the pleasure of visiting a few times. It's just as sad and desolate as this video portrays it. Felt like a place stuck in the 70s
>Felt like a place stuck in the 70s
Lots of small towns like that. The fast food is also different. I remember a Carls Jr in some mountain town offering a gallon of soda or tea for 99 cents
sounds like Nanticoke PA
this place feels like its right out of silent hill. its something about the mountains
>its something about the mountains
yes, yes it is.
>Matthias Schambacher
the rest is up to you
evil indian mountain spirits?
who knows really. I've never had anything spoopy happen to me and i've lived, hunted and traveled all around PA. however, I do respect the environment and even asked it if I was allowed to enter(areas).
-my grandfather taught me this, he was part indian
>I do respect the environment and even asked it if I was allowed to enter(areas)
how does this work? you vocally just talk to yourself and ask for permission from nothing?
not exactly, no.
it's more of a deal, I offer (something) and ask to take (something) from the land. it's an old for lack of a better word...ritual.
respect, I guess one could boil it sown to.
Achoosheboygan to you brother
Looks like the place is boomin. They're finally getting a WaWa.
Grim
>burns down the town's favorite spot
unironically what was the teen's fricking problem?
The way he constructed the sentence was comedic gold. As soon as he says "...if I have any like legal work..." your first though is, "no way he's a lawyer" and then the rest of the sentence happens and you chuckle at that.
Types of small towns in america:
>Run down rust belt town: a convience store, a gas station, maybe a diner, everything else is 20+ minutes away, everyones on meth or dope, cops get into more trouble than the locals
>Run down town turning yuppie town: Has stores, grocery market, restaurants, still feels somewhat weird and monotonous, probably along a train/bus line to a bigger city. Aging population is still there hates the new population, New population hates the townies who have been there forever. Cops look for trouble from the new population to keep up appearances, turn a blind eye to the good ole boy meth labs in the woods.
>Yuppie town still a yuppie town: No where near public tranist or major city, a liberal retirement town. Hillary country. Everyone smokes weed but cops arrest anyone caught doing so to keep up revenue and justify their business. Most major crimes happening are teenagers doing graffiti or stealing booze.
bro nobody cares about drug busts anymore, that ship sailed
it's all about just nabbing people for drunk driving since everyone in those towns drunk drives all the time. that and domestic disturbances. the drug stuff is only if they catch them with drugs during these two situations
>bro nobody cares about drug busts anymore, that ship sailed
i stopped reading after this
It's the most kino video I've ever seen in my life. I just watched it again after 2 years and it's lost nothing.
Every smart man wishes to be dumb.
COLD KAWFEE
But was it kino?
Yeah, it was kino.
>11pm at night
>craving coffee
what the frick that is so amazingly corny
>1:14:00
how 2 smash hot shamokin emo pusy?
More like shamokin hot emo pusy.
C'mon, anon.
get some COLD CAWFEE
?si=SHNqK0d7JPIxwOZb
Full Dutch Smith Redemption arc
This place is so kino, especially all the names.
>Shamokin
>Etna Faust
>Dutch Smith
>officer Ray Psycho
>donitz
shamokin deez nuts
I hate Pennsylvania. I've had to move further away from the city twice now because crime just keeps spreading. Thought I was safe where I am but just last week someone tried to break in. Lucky I was home.
D O N I T S
I see that a bunch of deracinated young folk in this thread are confused by the fact that Northern accents exist