>I got lost on my way to college, sir!

>I got lost on my way to college, sir!

How can Drill Sergeants even respond?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cropping of this scene make seems like the drill Sargent is fricking him in the ass.
    Marines are so gay, lol

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by slamming your head into a wall and forcing you to clean toilets with your tongue til you can't taste the difference between shit and french fries

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forcing
      nope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. never served and has no concept of how the military actually works

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shane Gillis said when he quit the military he was walking back to barracks int he middle of the night and a drill sargeant started yelling at him.
    he said "Hey I'm gone tomorrow" and the guy immediately dropped the tough guy act and tried to convince him to stay.
    way Shane tells it anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shane was at Westpoint academy on a football scholarship, not an enlisted recruit you dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they do the same thing there too. They'll wait until you're not around anyone else(so they will rip your ass in front of everyone) but they won't keep the act up after that.
        Parris Island, 3rd battalion, in the 2000s.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Graduated from Parris Island in 2006

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shane gillis had a football scholarship?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, he played Division 1 but quit to do comedy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person Penis Worship University.

          It's well respected in the US

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to enlist after playing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't know the difference between commission and enlistment.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinks I give a frick about their gay mens clubs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        service academies don't give athletic scholarships

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >United States Military Academy is located in West Point, NY and the Football program competes in the Independent conference. United States Military Academy does offer athletic scholarships for Footba

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. People in basic talked about it. They'd take you and another into a room and try and get you to tough it out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that happens. When I went through AF basic, a few people tried to quit but got talked out of it.
      I talked to one guy who wanted to quit because he thought his wife was moronic and couldn't handle taking care of his daughter for a few months without him.
      He told one of the female drill instructors that he wanted to quit and she pulled him aside and dropped the act to tell him to tough it out.
      Drill Sergeants chill out the further you get into training. When you're like 6 weeks in, they can be calmly explaining something to the flight, but if see 1st weekers they'll drop what they're doing and rush over to the new flight and go ape shit with the yelling and screaming. Then they'll return and calmly continue what they were doing with their flight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        knew a handful of guys in ait who started off b***hing and crying and talking about suicide who ended up getting told by a drill sergeant to frick off and came out alright by the end lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thought his wife was moronic and couldn't handle taking care of his daughter for a few months without him.
        really trying your best to justify being an absent father

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell people they're scum pieces of shit who can't do anything right
      >think "wow I clearly don't belong here I'm wasting everyone's time"
      >they suddenly go "NO uwu I'M SORRY IT WAS JUST ROLEPLAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE NEED RECRUITS"
      What did they expect?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Army is gay as frick. Only suckers think it's of any value.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Ok goto website"

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone talks about how tough Marine basic is
    >literally childs play compared to BCT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BCT
      What that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Army basic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Marine is hard because of the crucible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big wiener training

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BCT
      What that

      Army basic

      >exercising while tired
      Sniff sniff baby boohoo

      Fake country protected by geography. Ironically your replacement will occur before a major conflict exposes you.

      >If a DI tried this shit with me I'd kick his ass

      Average chud shooter has killed more people than a marine lmao.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a DI tried this shit with me I'd kick his ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xir yes xir
      how would you like me to frick your ass xer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S THEY PRIVATE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HOW CAN I FRICK THEY ASS XIR?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I didn't serve. I would probably punch any butthole who thinks he's superior to me lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're the only free thinkers in this thread brother

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're the only free thinkers in this thread brother

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. gets bullied by the DI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If a DI tried this shit with me I'd kick his ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not really an argument, this guy killed multiple people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or...her ass?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do male recruits respect female DIs ant all?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao what do you think

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol I figured but still had to ask

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no, but they do make the men nervous because it's like a time bomb being in front of you.
              imagine having something so gross in front of you, but if you say anything wrong some dude cracks your skull.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's definitely more monkey brain fear when a male voice is shouting in your ear, but females are still respected (idk why that one is wearing makeup). It would probably be different in a draft, but if you enlist, then you are agreeing to their rules. So when you first get off the bus you consciously acquiesce to being shouted at and told what to do. It only takes a few days of that from 5:30 am to 9:00 pm for the submission to orders become a reflex, and after that you aren't fearing the person shouting at you as much as you are fearing the stupid fricking hat. It's brainwashing and it works real good when you're far from home with a shaved head and the uniform they put on you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's definitely more monkey brain fear when a male voice is shouting in your ear, but females are still respected (idk why that one is wearing makeup). It would probably be different in a draft, but if you enlist, then you are agreeing to their rules. So when you first get off the bus you consciously acquiesce to being shouted at and told what to do. It only takes a few days of that from 5:30 am to 9:00 pm for the submission to orders become a reflex, and after that you aren't fearing the person shouting at you as much as you are fearing the stupid fricking hat. It's brainwashing and it works real good when you're far from home with a shaved head and the uniform they put on you.

          At the end of the day you don’t want to be caught disrespecting a female drill because the male di’s will frick you up for it
          To reuse the example of monkeys, refer to the experiment where they put a few in the cage with some food on top of a ladder and zapped the shit out of all monkeys when one would even try to grab some. They took the food out but the monkeys learned through instinct and punishment to avoid the ladder completely while teaching any new monkeys added in not to climbing the ladder, using force if necessary. nobody wants to get fricked up because one guy decided to show up a female drill over his ego, it’s way easier to just stay on all their good sides until the end

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            From a psychology today article (Cinemaphile keeps saying it's spam when I include the link)
            >In a 2011 Psychology Today post called "What Monkeys Can Teach Us About Human Behavior," Michael Michalko described an experiment involving five monkeys, a ladder, and a banana. Descriptions of this experiment can also be found online, as a result of this story being told many times in various blogs, books, and speeches. The experiment as described in the story, however, never happened.
            >. . . So Michalko apparently knew that the Stephenson's study did not involve a ladder or a banana (this aspect of the story is inspired by experiments with chimpanzees conducted by Wolfgang Kohler in the 1920s), that the monkeys were not replaced in the group they way he described it in the story, that the monkeys did not attack the individual who tried to climb the ladder (let alone that they "..took part in the punishment with enthusiasm!"), and that in the end no monkey ever again approached the stairs to try for the banana "because as far as they know that's the way it's always been around here."
            I'm not claiming there's no merit to the 5 monkey story, but it has no basis on any sort of psychological or evolutionary scientific research. It's made up and composited from various other stories that were not testing the same thing and did not reach corroborating results. The more you know.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Monkey story being fact or fiction, it doesn't apply. The funny hat people are trained by written protocol to scream at you and if you disrespect any of them they will gang up on you. It is a design to an intent and it achieves its intent. What could possibly be the banana/repressed utopia element in basic training? If one plucky trainee has the boldness to dab on a female instructor, the others start clapping?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only way female drill instructors can work is if they don't yell but they command you to do the exercises you're supposed to do and then if you fall or whatever they just calmly tell you "weak", "pathetic", "nothing", "worthless".
        I don't even know if drill instructors can fail you like it's school but if they can, just have them do that and they calmly tell you that you're not doing well enough and that I'm going to fail you.
        Basically just use scorn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, this, also they should kick you in the groin. haha

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In my experience, the female drill instructors were pretty chill.
          We had a sister flight (all female) and sometimes their female drill instructor would be in our barracks. They try not be around during shower time, but she was covering one time and definitely saw some dick.
          She freaked out and yelled at us to be more carefully because that can turn into some serious trouble.
          I went in right after there was a big scandal with the drill instructors and trainees exchanging sexual favors to go easy on them. Trainees both offering it and receiving it.
          They got in trouble for general silly hazing stuff like forcing trainees to get in their lockers, push coins through the little slot, and force trainees to sing song requests like a jukebox.
          You can get punished in basic, doesn't matter if its a male or female drill instructor. They'll simply send you back a week or two, so you'll have go to a repeat it and spend a few more weeks in basic.
          If you really frick up and say get caught sleeping on guard duty, they'll just straight kick you out and send you home.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they just calmly tell you "weak", "pathetic", "nothing", "worthless".
          hhhhnngghh bros I think I might join up to fight for Israel after all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about others but I was a jarhead, had a hilarious memory of some stupid b***h I used to have to work with.
        >she finally got forced to do some stupid field op
        >spend all day struggling to keep up
        >constantly exhausted and too small to do anything
        >even make her get her ass beat in some dumb MCMAP shit
        >she's just going through a ringer her body obviously isn't built for
        >few days later see her in the office
        >ask her how she's doing
        >She's got this stupid weird look on her face
        >what's wrong
        >"why do they let me do this?"
        >what are you talking about
        >"this. why do they tell girls they should do this? I shouldn't be allowed to do this."
        >Oh yeah?
        >"yeah, I'm just endangering everyone around me. I should be at home. I shouldn't be allowed to be here."
        >a marine you mean?
        >"yes"

        It was great. They all do this by the way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you cuddle with her in a warm blanket while giving her headpats and tell her she's doing the best she can

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. She married a dude that liked being cuckolded then she'd frick other marines in his bed.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She really was doing her best then huh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're all like that, normal women don't join the military. Never ever date a b***h dumb enough to join the armed forces. She will 100% cheat on you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Interestingly enough one of my boys is about to marry an Mp girl of all things lol, just gotta trust in him that he probably, maybe, kind of knows what he's doing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't, I promise she's an insane moron. He'll catch her cheating in <5 years. And she's an MP too she's definitely a piece of shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know they gave medals for typing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I enlisted I was actually in shape and had discipline and was used to violence and getting yelled at. When you're way above the baseline physically and mentally and recognize it as a dumb game there's nothing the DIs can do to you. You don't even need to kick their ass, just being able to fire out 100 push ups in the rain at 3am with a smile on your face and being able to run a mile faster than they can causes absolute seething because there's nothing they have that can cause you duress. They're used to dealing with borderline morons, out of shape weaklings, and soft and when you're not any of those they got absolutely nothing they can do to you and they know it and you know it, so the hardest thing becomes trying to avoid getting groomed for bullshit occupations that are too essential for your average military moron but are either dogshit pay with no civilian equivalent occupation to transfer the skills or exceptionally dangerous and not worth the risk of life long injury or shit like cancer and neurological disorders from all the weird chemicals and materials involved.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based moron.

        I once made a big sarge seethe because he asked us to fix a system that was state of the art with no training (trying to show how stupid the average soldier was).
        I looked it over and discovered that one of the cards was hot swappable and not pushed in all the way.
        Disregarding his entire point as I was more qualified than his entire team was at 18.

        Autism is the militaries greatest weapon, always.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you hit him you he gives you his hat and you get to be the drill sergeant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There had to have been at least one DI who didnt realize who they were yelling at and they got dropped on their head.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's happened, but that's why the battle buddy system is a real thing.
          Never suppose to be just one DI on duty at one time.

          For the record, they want fighters. They want you to be barely contained. There have even been a few cases of people promoted because of such courage(stupidity).
          However you're going to be fricked up, guaranteed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you hit the guy pretty good surely, but are you going to fight off the other drills coming to kick your ass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fr bro Id see red and lose control honestly. I’d be worried if a dude tried talking to me like bc who knows what I would do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that, I'm there to join the military, not to go back to meaningless wageslavery. I'd call him a Black person over and over in my head.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If i was in that room with that DI, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of feet in that DI's ass.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send him to a hot desert for several months with no pussy or anything to do so he loses his mind, then end the war without him ever firing his rifle in combat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give him extra burn pit duty for good measure and then tell him the inevitable cancer he develops from it is not service related.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who serve in the military are the biggest cucks out there, I'm glad this movie was able to capture it so well.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I GAVE YOU AN ORDER SOLDIER

    WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU JUMP
    WHEN I SAY FIGHT YOU FIGHT
    WHEN I SAY DIE FOR ISRAEL YOU WILL SURELY DIE

    DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can superiors really do this to you in the military? how do you keep your cool if so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shark attacks aren't allowed anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do this anymore, too many lawsuits and people washing out because of it. It was part of an older mentality that you break a recruit down to nothing and build them back up into something different. Turned out too many psychopaths with PTSD. It worked in the past because the mortality rate was so high, most never survived more than 1 deployment. With modern medicine and field hospitals being so advanced many are returning all sorts of fricked up.

      Besides most of the recruits are already psychotic and end up with pill addictions and get DD'd out before their first term is up. The Marines are a complete joke from what they used to be, it's shameful. Fact that women are allowed to be Marines is even more ridiculous, because 99% of them are just prostitutes that frick around and create drama among the other Marines.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fact that women are allowed to be Marines is even more ridiculous, because 99% of them are just prostitutes that frick around and create drama among the other Marines.
        Unfortunately they are enabled by simps as elsewhere in our society. I will say there are still plenty of individual Marines willing to call out the gender bullshit but they have to do so quietly for fear of official reprimand or worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Military memes are funny to me, cause I'd like to understand what's going on here, but I'll just have to rest easy knowing I wasn't moronic enough to enlist and that this brand is simply beneath me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its a play on another event where some smug starbucks homosexual handed a woman on a date a note asking if she was ok. So based on that without ever being in the military the guy is simping for the women and is ready to ruin another mans life while doing so and the cue is for her to add more hail gel to the bun women have to wear because they arent required to shave their head like the men are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cant really put their hands on you, and it has apparently gotten even softer from what I understand. Back in the 80's 70's and so on, yeah the DI would hurt you, today? most DIs didnt even want to become DIs and were forced into it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think anyone promoting university should be killed horribly if not immediately.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there many Gulf War movies? I don't know much about it except that it was relatively short and mostly consisted of shelling and bombing from the US side, but weren't there like 3 huge tank battles that took place?
    t. zoomzoom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      said most of it yourself man
      too short and too indirect to make truly personal stories, and anything you might make is basically already covered by jarhead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gulf War movies
      Because they were all almost huge successes.
      Can't have pro-patriot propaganda anymore.

      All the objectives in the late 80s/90s we succeeded in obtaining.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I disqualified from joining the military if I have 4 different SSRIs / SSNRIs on my medical history + a wrist fracture that made it so I currently can't do a single pushup or lift anything heavy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4 different SSRIs / SSNRIs
      just don't tell them lol
      >I currently can't do a single pushup or lift anything heavy
      nah ur fricked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you say "currently", does that imply that you'll heal and eventually be able to?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >men have to wear their hair short, no ifs or buts
    >women can wear their hair however the duck they want as long as it's in a bun
    What's the official explanation for this?
    All the arguments for hygiene are void when a fraction of the personnel are exempt from it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't even have to wear a bun anymore. They authorized basically everything in some branches. But all females in the services basically equate to paid prostitutes anyway. Even they don't take themselves seriously. They're just hookers being given a state stipend. None of them do any work, they just sit there on their phones but you can't say shit because they're also sucking a higher ups wiener, so if you bring them up you get silenced. They're just hookers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you 95%, but of course everyone knows a good israelite. The one woman that impressed me was fat, smoked like a chimney, and was pretty good at fixing avionics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe this is personal bias talking, but the women I've worked with were generally pretty good and professional. This was the Air Force, though, so.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you defeat him?

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