These long stories obviously fake are always the worst types of stand up bits. Shit like the machine. I prefer the one off tangents that don't require a lot of setup like Daniel Tosh and fricking a baby.
Have you ever met an Andrew Silverstein fan because I sure as frick haven't. How is shouting profanities to the tune of nursery rhymes funny? It is some guy doing Italianface, any other race and it would be offensive.
At least Dane Cook had some funny bits and a soul in that he could tell you stories that were relatable like a crazy gf or lying to people. Silverstein was just cursing and unfunny blue humor.
>somebody told me to get some barbells >to increase my strength >so I go to a bar >I noticed a distinct lack of bells in this bar >come to think of it, I have never seen bells in a bar >I believe this is a MIS-LABELED PRODUCT
The snow isn't sticking here yet, so I visited his grave the other day, for the first time. Somewhere in that there's a joke.
I'm getting old, he died all the way back in 2005, younger than I am now. I thought it was more like 2008-2010 or something. The really sad thing is that his mother had to live while he was dead for another 7-8 years, and then she arranged to join him when she died in 2012 (they're both marked on the same stone). The "I used to do drugs" joke isn't nearly as funny anymore. The present tense punchline is omitted and all you're left with is the setup. When he was alive I saw him a few miles away from where he's buried on a double bill with Lewis Black and they both killed. I felt like a human being that night.
>The "I used to do drugs" joke isn't nearly as funny anymore.
It still is.
Drugs ease the pain and suck ass of being alive. Mitch liked doing drugs, had no intentions of quitting and went out on a high note. At least I don't have to grow to hate him like other comedians who talk about murdering sets and the artisan craft that us civilians dont get ir could handle.
>when I was starting out....it was tough >I remember......I booked a standup gig then broke my legs 2 days before..... >I had to cancel since I was in a wheelchair and could not stand >*audience shits themselves with laughter* >heh....... alright
Yeah I never understood this one was it just because all those guys from the blue collar comedy tour were trying to make their own YOU MIGHT BR A REDNECK catchphrase? Get R Done I guess I could sorta understand but wtf is here’s your sign? How is that funny?
He explained it before. He thinks they should give stupid people a sign so that other people will know they're stupid before wasting their time talking to them. I guess you actually need to watch his special to get the full context, problem is most people don't know the actual context so they just think it's a weird thing and it becomes like an inside joke only his fans understand.
I can't justify watching his entire special because he's the lamest of the blue collar guys.
It goes Ron White>Jeff Foxworthy>Larry the Cable Guy>Bill Engvall
Larry the Cable Guy actually had well written one liners if you could get past the stupid character
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>"Man, I was angrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill."
Larry had some zingers.
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All the Blue Collar guys are pretty bad. I'd say Larry the Cable Guy is probably the most unwatchable one though.
Larry the Cable Guy worked for me because I never thought you were supposed to take him seriously. He's literally the goofy mascot. You don't go to the sports even for the mascot but you like the effort he puts into the character. I liked him more after I got a little older and realized he doesn't talk like that, and he's not even from the south he's from Nebraska or something.
Also Larry came to my shithole child hood town for some show about the bakken oil shale so he's like the second most famous person to ever be there.
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I remember liberal comedians like David Cross seething about him all the time which made me like him more
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Who the frick writes an 11 page letter? He really does come off as butthurt very quickly
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Surprised David Cross hasn't killed himself. That guy is the archetype of a depressed comedian
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>wah wah larry cable guy comedy has racist no no jokes! >decade later cross gets exposed as actual racist by some Chinese b***h
Who’s the real racist here?
Cross always came off as an sanctimonious holier than thou smug homosexual
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I totally forgot this weird little israelite sperg even existed. >that open letter was from 2007
I was gonna write this video off as AI.
Cross is embarrassingly pathetic.
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He and many other are so salty that Larry landed the role on Cars but they rewrote/expanded his role. Meanwhile others have been working on "the craft" for decades and got nothing.
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I bet Larry the Cable Guy and Joe Rogan would be friends if they aren't already.
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In one of the specials when they all sit on stage at the end Foxworthy brought up people asking if Larry really is the way he is and Foxworthy said yeah he's 100% that guy in real life. So people spreading his old material where he was just a normal guy did a little more damage to some cause of that I think. Probably the same people that thought wrestling was real and felt lied to when they actually admitted it was a work.
Yeah I never understood this one was it just because all those guys from the blue collar comedy tour were trying to make their own YOU MIGHT BR A REDNECK catchphrase? Get R Done I guess I could sorta understand but wtf is here’s your sign? How is that funny?
They were corporate as frick. They figured out after Larry and Jeff that a catchphrase is an easy sell on March sold at shows and gave the audience something to easily engage with.
Blue Collar was the KISS of comedy tbh
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Ron was the only one who didn’t have to rely on a catchphrase which always made it obvious he was the best one. Also he didn’t do that moronic sketch show they had (who else remembers that?)
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didn't stop him from shoving tater salad into every show
the tv show really was a poor man's red and green
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The best joke on that show:
The word of the dayn is Asinine
Can you use it in a sentence? Sure. Her face is a three but her Asinine
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Kek I remember owning Jeff Foxwothys Redneck Dictionary as a kid cuz it was full of nuggets like that
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Sometimes boomer humor is just comfy lol
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And these were the ones deemed the best and being worth printing as part of the eye candy of sales pitch of the book.
The whole thing must be gold.
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reminds me of pic related
this is where i learned what an SBD was
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Looking back on it I can't believe people thought that was how he legit behaved in real life.
Being a redneck must be fricking exhausting if you gotta act and talk like that all the time.
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while he is a caricature of a redneck...there are people in this world who act pretty much just like that in real life
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Bizarre. I guess northern rednecks aren't as moronic as the southern variety.
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brother, do you know anything about the South or any areas that are South adjacent?
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I know southerners like cornbread and sex with cousins.
Oh and Chevy's too. Raising Canes chicken comes to mind. NASCAR is a "biggin", as you'd say in Dixie Land.
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>Probably the same people that thought wrestling was real and felt lied to when they actually admitted it was a work.
One of my favorite things was when Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan) had to explain in court that the character Hulk Hogan has a 10 inch penis, but the actor Terry Bollea does not.
I never understood this joke.
Redneck comedians were a weird fricking trend.
Ron White and Rodney Carrington were good THOUGH
Yeah I never understood this one was it just because all those guys from the blue collar comedy tour were trying to make their own YOU MIGHT BR A REDNECK catchphrase? Get R Done I guess I could sorta understand but wtf is here’s your sign? How is that funny?
>sets up the punchline one time early in his career >doesn't do entire joke again every set and instead just uses the same punchline >filters every zoomie born
Bill Engvall is based specifically because he doesn't do the entire preamble and assumes people watching know the setup and if not then frick em. anyone who says otherwise should be banned due to being underage.
I'm standing in line at the bank and I got my tongue up this guy's ass!! He said "dice, why do you got your tongue up my ass?" CAUSE I'M A homosexual, OH!
I actually like his voice impressions. His Trump is very good, think he did a bit in a silly British voice too that made me laugh.
He's like Bert Kreishcer if Bert wasn't as annoying or intolerable.
Gillis is a fat frat bro that knows when to joke and when to shut the frick up.
Plus he doesn't have a shitty podcast with Segura, who I'd argue is one of the worst comedians in Joe Rogans little circle jerk. Also he doesn't have that stupid frick squeal laugh that bert does.
potato salad
>this made boomers shit and piss their pants in laughter
Yeah skibidi toilet is way funnier.
unironically
Blue Collar Comedy Tour came out at the perfect time and it was genuinely funny except for Engvall
He could be like Shane Gillis and talk constantly about how intimidated he is by black people, but in a good way.
oh frick off the tater salad bit is funny
>I got trew ouduv a bah in Bumfrick noweaahh....
comedians be like *lie*
These long stories obviously fake are always the worst types of stand up bits. Shit like the machine. I prefer the one off tangents that don't require a lot of setup like Daniel Tosh and fricking a baby.
>i take a right hand turn out of the mall
>the left rear wheel falls off
>it falls the frick off
TIRE... COLLEGE
SICK ON LUUUG NUUUT DAAAAY
Looking back, the smoking and drinking while telling jokes is gay as frick.
Dice was easy pickings for other comedians but deep down they were all just seething at his (temporary) popularity
Basically, they failed to respond without sounding mad
Have you ever met an Andrew Silverstein fan because I sure as frick haven't. How is shouting profanities to the tune of nursery rhymes funny? It is some guy doing Italianface, any other race and it would be offensive.
>How is shouting profanities to the tune of nursery rhymes funny?
It's not, but it became hot shit anyway. Hence the butthurt from other comedians. It was Dane Cook 1.0
At least Dane Cook had some funny bits and a soul in that he could tell you stories that were relatable like a crazy gf or lying to people. Silverstein was just cursing and unfunny blue humor.
He's not drinking, it's iced tea. Comedians use the props to time and pace jokes. Ron White is pretty good at it.
What are you gay
>One time I walked into a bar, and it really, really hurt.
hah, alright
No no it would be like
>this one time I walked into a bar…my nose broke.
>somebody told me to get some barbells
>to increase my strength
>so I go to a bar
>I noticed a distinct lack of bells in this bar
>come to think of it, I have never seen bells in a bar
>I believe this is a MIS-LABELED PRODUCT
The snow isn't sticking here yet, so I visited his grave the other day, for the first time. Somewhere in that there's a joke.
I'm getting old, he died all the way back in 2005, younger than I am now. I thought it was more like 2008-2010 or something. The really sad thing is that his mother had to live while he was dead for another 7-8 years, and then she arranged to join him when she died in 2012 (they're both marked on the same stone). The "I used to do drugs" joke isn't nearly as funny anymore. The present tense punchline is omitted and all you're left with is the setup. When he was alive I saw him a few miles away from where he's buried on a double bill with Lewis Black and they both killed. I felt like a human being that night.
>The "I used to do drugs" joke isn't nearly as funny anymore.
It still is.
Drugs ease the pain and suck ass of being alive. Mitch liked doing drugs, had no intentions of quitting and went out on a high note. At least I don't have to grow to hate him like other comedians who talk about murdering sets and the artisan craft that us civilians dont get ir could handle.
To this day Mitch was the one celebrity death that made me profoundly sad. In a way it's nice he didn't continue on and sell out
My special doesn't feel very special
>when I was starting out....it was tough
>I remember......I booked a standup gig then broke my legs 2 days before.....
>I had to cancel since I was in a wheelchair and could not stand
>*audience shits themselves with laughter*
>heh....... alright
Because he was sucking too many dicks?
>so i stuck the bar in my pussy
HEEEEEERES YOUR SIGN
I never understood this joke.
Redneck comedians were a weird fricking trend.
Ron White and Rodney Carrington were good THOUGH
Yeah I never understood this one was it just because all those guys from the blue collar comedy tour were trying to make their own YOU MIGHT BR A REDNECK catchphrase? Get R Done I guess I could sorta understand but wtf is here’s your sign? How is that funny?
He explained it before. He thinks they should give stupid people a sign so that other people will know they're stupid before wasting their time talking to them. I guess you actually need to watch his special to get the full context, problem is most people don't know the actual context so they just think it's a weird thing and it becomes like an inside joke only his fans understand.
I can't justify watching his entire special because he's the lamest of the blue collar guys.
It goes Ron White>Jeff Foxworthy>Larry the Cable Guy>Bill Engvall
Larry the Cable Guy actually had well written one liners if you could get past the stupid character
>"Man, I was angrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill."
Larry had some zingers.
Larry the Cable Guy worked for me because I never thought you were supposed to take him seriously. He's literally the goofy mascot. You don't go to the sports even for the mascot but you like the effort he puts into the character. I liked him more after I got a little older and realized he doesn't talk like that, and he's not even from the south he's from Nebraska or something.
Also Larry came to my shithole child hood town for some show about the bakken oil shale so he's like the second most famous person to ever be there.
I remember liberal comedians like David Cross seething about him all the time which made me like him more
Who the frick writes an 11 page letter? He really does come off as butthurt very quickly
Surprised David Cross hasn't killed himself. That guy is the archetype of a depressed comedian
>wah wah larry cable guy comedy has racist no no jokes!
>decade later cross gets exposed as actual racist by some Chinese b***h
Who’s the real racist here?
Cross always came off as an sanctimonious holier than thou smug homosexual
I totally forgot this weird little israelite sperg even existed.
>that open letter was from 2007
I was gonna write this video off as AI.
Cross is embarrassingly pathetic.
He and many other are so salty that Larry landed the role on Cars but they rewrote/expanded his role. Meanwhile others have been working on "the craft" for decades and got nothing.
I bet Larry the Cable Guy and Joe Rogan would be friends if they aren't already.
In one of the specials when they all sit on stage at the end Foxworthy brought up people asking if Larry really is the way he is and Foxworthy said yeah he's 100% that guy in real life. So people spreading his old material where he was just a normal guy did a little more damage to some cause of that I think. Probably the same people that thought wrestling was real and felt lied to when they actually admitted it was a work.
They were corporate as frick. They figured out after Larry and Jeff that a catchphrase is an easy sell on March sold at shows and gave the audience something to easily engage with.
Blue Collar was the KISS of comedy tbh
Ron was the only one who didn’t have to rely on a catchphrase which always made it obvious he was the best one. Also he didn’t do that moronic sketch show they had (who else remembers that?)
didn't stop him from shoving tater salad into every show
the tv show really was a poor man's red and green
The best joke on that show:
The word of the dayn is Asinine
Can you use it in a sentence? Sure. Her face is a three but her Asinine
Kek I remember owning Jeff Foxwothys Redneck Dictionary as a kid cuz it was full of nuggets like that
Sometimes boomer humor is just comfy lol
And these were the ones deemed the best and being worth printing as part of the eye candy of sales pitch of the book.
The whole thing must be gold.
reminds me of pic related
this is where i learned what an SBD was
Looking back on it I can't believe people thought that was how he legit behaved in real life.
Being a redneck must be fricking exhausting if you gotta act and talk like that all the time.
while he is a caricature of a redneck...there are people in this world who act pretty much just like that in real life
Bizarre. I guess northern rednecks aren't as moronic as the southern variety.
brother, do you know anything about the South or any areas that are South adjacent?
I know southerners like cornbread and sex with cousins.
Oh and Chevy's too. Raising Canes chicken comes to mind. NASCAR is a "biggin", as you'd say in Dixie Land.
>Probably the same people that thought wrestling was real and felt lied to when they actually admitted it was a work.
One of my favorite things was when Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan) had to explain in court that the character Hulk Hogan has a 10 inch penis, but the actor Terry Bollea does not.
All the Blue Collar guys are pretty bad. I'd say Larry the Cable Guy is probably the most unwatchable one though.
It was the White working class cash grab equivalent of Deaf Comedy Jam or The Kangz of Comedy.
Heree's your sign.
It concludes a story about somebody doing something stupid. The stupid thing they've done is the sign that they are dumb as shit
>sets up the punchline one time early in his career
>doesn't do entire joke again every set and instead just uses the same punchline
>filters every zoomie born
Bill Engvall is based specifically because he doesn't do the entire preamble and assumes people watching know the setup and if not then frick em. anyone who says otherwise should be banned due to being underage.
So two gays walk into a bar.
It was me and a friend! OH!
I'm standing in line at the bank and I got my tongue up this guy's ass!! He said "dice, why do you got your tongue up my ass?" CAUSE I'M A homosexual, OH!
It's not even a joke, it just happened that way!
Fukken Cumia, man. Genius.
you're the most pathetic poster on this site. go cry about the pests again somewhere else
Can I get a qrd on the punchline?
homosexuals get their hair cut
Just a dumb story. The real joke is he just says that and boomers start wailing pissing and shitting
QUICK IMPRESSION FOR YOU GUYS…
HERES AN IMPRESSION OF ME JERKING OFF A BLACK wiener! GET IT CUZ THEYRE HUGE AND I NEED TWO HANDS! BLACK wienerS ARE HUGE!
He has never once mentioned a black wiener stage
He said he wishes his wiener struck fear into the hearts of other races like black wiener.
obsessed
Hey man, he said it not me. Cope.
>Cope
seethe dilate etc
Still coping I see.
>Still coping I see.
>angry wojack dot jay peg
>WHERE'D YOU GET THAT CHEE, DANNY?
>I'm making em at night >:]
It's funny because it's true
I actually like his voice impressions. His Trump is very good, think he did a bit in a silly British voice too that made me laugh.
He's like Bert Kreishcer if Bert wasn't as annoying or intolerable.
Gillis is a fat frat bro that knows when to joke and when to shut the frick up.
Plus he doesn't have a shitty podcast with Segura, who I'd argue is one of the worst comedians in Joe Rogans little circle jerk. Also he doesn't have that stupid frick squeal laugh that bert does.
Is that Bill Hicks?
You could make a legitimate argument that Ron White is a top 10 stand-up of all time. I'm not necessarily saying that he is, but you could argue it.
does he mean somebody asked him to leave, they walked to the door together, and he said "bye everybody, I gotta go"?
GOAT
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Get a room and stop shitting up my thread.
your thread sucks
Why are most comedians israeli?
>An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this, some sort of joke?"
>Andy Richter the Swedish German walks into a bar...