I got two words for you: roleplaying chatroom, dawg.

I got two words for you: roleplaying chatroom, dawg.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes we are filming

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Hansen is such a dork

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such an underrated moment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even leave that in? Did the editor just not like Hansen?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're free to go, sir

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The charges, officer?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pizza?
    >Oh, no thank you.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've acted surprised at seeing the girl as soon as she opened the door, then pretended he was expecting her dad. If it's not a set-up you can play it off as a joke but if it is a set-up then they already have enough evidence to go to trial based on intent but now you can plausibly say that you really thought it was a downlow gay meetup and they were completely wrong about your intent and thus innocent.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a little late for that, dawg.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I love to suck [wiener], lick and suck [balls], play with and lick nipples and lickin' [ass].

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't we all?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I like sucking and being sucked.
    He also wanted to rub buttholes with a 13yo boy.
    I have the chatlog: http://www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=REDBD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rub buttholes with a 13yo boy.
      that is a sacred talkmudic tradition.
      knock it off with the antisemitism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That evening, Kaye went home, deactivated his AOL account, and made an effort to wipe his computer's hard drive. Kaye threatened to sue Chris and made numerous threatening phone calls to NBC. Chris agreed to a second interview with Kaye in a nearby hotel. When Kaye arrived with a briefcase, he stopped in the lobby and insisted that they not mention his name, his work, his appearance, or anything he did. After Chris rejected these requests, Kaye left. The episode broadcasted on November 4 after Kaye's resignation on October 31, 2005. In December 2005, Kaye and his wife of thirty years finally divorced.[1]

      >The chat logs and details concerning Kaye and the predators caught in the sting were provided to the Fairfax County, Virginia police by Perverted Justice.[2] Later, Fairfax claimed they would be unable to bring charges against Kaye. Don Pedro, a Perverted Justice member, got in touch with Kaye's local jurisdiction. He waited for police to respond, but nothing happened. The F.B.I. approached Don Pedro many months later. They had received the information that he had provided to Kaye's local jurisdiction. The U.S. Attorney wanted to pursue Kaye's prosecution based solely on Perverted Justice's information.[3]
      Not only did he walk out after the sting but then months went by while 2 separate law agencies refused to bring charges against him, and only the until the FBI stepped in did anything happen

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        probs a mason

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, he was a rabbi!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        UPDATE - SEPT 6, 2006: Rabbi David A. Kaye was convicted of both counts against him. He is currently incarcerated awaiting sentencing in federal prison. He faces up to 60 years in prison. To read more, click on the 'Conviction' link above.
        LINK TO JUDGE'S OPINION: http://www.perverted-justice.com/webobjects/kayeopinion.pdf

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've failed :'(

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kaye was found guilty of both felonies after the two-day bench trial in September 2006. Judge Cacheris stated that the court determined that the pictures and sexually suggestive advances that Kaye made on the child were direct attempts to persuade, induce, and entice him to engage in sexual activity.[6] His sentencing was set for December 1, 2006.[7][8] Kaye's statements "You know I am in trouble and I know I am in trouble," and "[I wasn't here for anything] good" were used by the judge to find him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.[1]

          Kaye told judge Cacheris before his sentencing that he went to the sting house expecting to have sex with a boy "as a cry out for help to fight my personal demons." Kaye sobbed as he affirmed his father, who was seated in the courtroom in a wheelchair. He said his conviction had forced him to confront "the truth about who I am... I know I need help. I pray to God that I will be able to get that assistance."[9] Because Kaye lied under oath,[1] he was sentenced to six and a half years in prison by the judge. Judge Cacheris also sentenced Kaye to ten years of supervised release and lifetime sex offender registration. Kaye was prohibited from accepting any job involving children, and was also prohibited from being around children under the age of eighteen without the presence of an adult.[9]

          He wound up serving 6

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably in Israel now

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came over to protect her from pedophiles

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That one where he definitely suspects something is up and goes to the beach
      >Hansen and the squad ask him what he's doing
      >"Sitting at the beach?"
      >"But you live 400 miles away or whatever..."
      >"So?"
      >"So why did you drive 400 miles or whatever to come to the beach?"
      >"It's the closest beach to me"
      >"..."
      >"..."

      Hansen seething.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which ones that one?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure of the ep number I just seen it on a compilation.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO RUBER

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I loved you on Opie and Anthony!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You look like a cute guy, but you're an even cuter girl.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I might want to cut you a little. Suck on your blood. Laugh out loud.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to lay on my back with a pillow, let you sit on my chest with your knees on my forearms and punch me repeatedly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mite b cool

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just using my noodle. I'll use this noodle so you can use my OTHER noodle

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I MUST GO SHOPPING

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's weary. thirsty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shatner pedo was my favorite one lol

      What a yarn he spun!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shatner pedo was my favorite one lol

      What a yarn he spun!

      Like bro, the way he SPEAKS is so weird! He doesn't even commit to his sentences! He hedges his bets with every word!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m just looking for John Peterson

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any final words?
    >keep your genes in your jeans

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s three words.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY FOUND MY STAR WARS GALAXIES CHATS

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought that was a U shirt from the thumbnail

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >type only in innuendo
    >arrange to meet decoy
    >show up with items in paper bag
    >they expect condoms + 6 pack
    >it's actually a detailed plan outlining your love for Chris Hansen and your plot to counterbait into arranging a meeting with him
    >bag is full of items for him to sign
    would you get away with it?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I CAN NOT CONTROL MY HORNY LEVELS

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a specific wigger type of pedophile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably diddled as kids by one of the hundred men their single mothers were fricking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      85-90 IQ is the sweet spot for crime: moronic, but not too moronic to figure out chat rooms and cars

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so much antisemitism in this thread. wow. maps are people too and you are literally hitler if you say anything mean about them.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SpongeBob pedo nigg asking hansen for a ride home was the best.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I never came here to molest dicky. I simply presented them a choice. And that's what nobody else did. Bazinga.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We need a decoy
      >All the decoys have gone home for the day, Chris
      >Then get me that 32 year old boom mic operator that served two tours in Fallujah, dammit

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now I knows whos you is, Chris Hansen, or as I like to say Chris Handsome. I didn’t bring no candy. I came here looking for booty. Man’s butt. Now we can do this the easy way, or da hard way.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you like making guys moan. I want you to make me moan.

  30. 7 months ago
    hi buddy waz up

    >when the beer isn’t in the refrijerater

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who shows up with food only for himself and then first thing goes to take a dump
    even during a pedo cathing sting you could tell the decoy was disappointed

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