>I got your enemies son in my womb, and he will reign in your kingdom
How would you respond without shitting your pants?
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>I got your enemies son in my womb, and he will reign in your kingdom
I respond with "not canon". It is quite literally not what happened historically.
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Frick her. She was Edward's wife, after all, not his son's. They changed it for some reason in the movie.
Turns out longshanks was a scanner
just kill her lol
I would listen to her as if I needed her advice. And thats what no one did.
wish I could pull off Longshanks' hairstyle
>Longshanks throwing the gay man out of the window
Longshanks did nothing wrong
>how did it feel defenestrating your own son?
>I wouldn't know, the only people I've ever defenestrated are gays
I'm abolishing the bloody monarchy I am! That'll show the tart what for, pip-pip!
>Nice try, we don't have medical imaging yet. That could be a daughter.
I would abort the baby by killing the b***h and crown myself the king
I enjoyed Napoopan a lot more once I realized it was just Braveheart with muskets
That's an insult to Braveheart.
Braveheart is a fun flick even if it is comical and not accurate.
Napoleon 2023 is not any of that.
dm; hs
she's getting executed, obviously
It is not a good idea in medieval society. You need to prove her infidelity to her family first.
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What do you mean I poisoned my own wife? What possible reason would I ever have to do THAT?
They regularly shoved red hot rods of iron up king's asses because it left no obvious marks on the body. No obvious cause of death, no murder. Just a random death that conveniently benefits surviving family members looking to gain.
Hot rods of iron up your ass will kill you?
Proof?
He saw it in a dream
It happened to Edward II of England.
>one example with no sources provided
>regularly
I read Churchill's History of the English Speaking Peoples and he mentions it happening a few times.
It's been dismissed by modern historians. I bet you also think they cut off Hugh Jr's dick.
Modern historians also said that the Roman emperor Elagabalus was totally trans and valid, I'll take the word of the guy who beat Hitler over the word of those modern morons.
Yeah, totally the same historians. You do realise both are oldass propaganda, right? You only believe Churchill because he doesn't live in the year 2000+24.
People at the time said it happened, modern historians say it didn't happen because they think it sounds silly. There is literally more evidence that it happened then that it didn't.
>There is literally more evidence that it happened then that it didn't.
Like what? What historical records?
The ones Churchill read that made him put it in his book. Modern historians literally think things don't exist because it sounds silly to them, they have zero evidence to dismiss things passed down other than their own personal prejudices.
>some guy said he read something so it's true
and i read you're a homosexual
Seethe more Black person, you're the homosexual here just like those gay modern historians whose dicks you enjoy sucking.
Churchill was a drunk and a joke
bro I hate to break it to you but they look at your butthole at the autopsy
your parents are getting told everything
If this actually worked then why don't modern criminals still do it?
We have forensics that they didn't have back in those days, plus it also kind of required the new king to tell the people that the body has been inspected and to not look to closely. Even then it didn't entirely work since people still talked about it behind the new king's back, that's how we have the rumors of it today.
That's a good explanation. Thank you.
Just take her on a hunting trip and say she had an accident.
That´s how royals used to get rid of unwanted relatives.
She was 10 years old you sick frick!
Do nothing.
Baby proceeds to obviously physically belong to the other guy when born:
>A queen having a child out of wedlock means the child is illegitimate and invalidates the queens status. You became no more than a common prostitute the moment you accepted another man's seed, and you doomed your offspring to be a child of mud.
Baby isn't different from the king himself (i.e. looks like the king) when born:
>My child, you shall everything I will leave for you.
Ironically, get fricked, queen.
Throw her in the oubliette until she starves enough to miscarriage, then allow her out only if she takes a vow of chastity so I can send her to the nunnery.
actually, since she literally admitted her infidelity to me, I wouldn't even need to do any of this. I could just have her stripped of title and sent back to her family a prostitute while I get a new wife.
>Oh no. My wife died in childbirth. It's a shame, but also very common.
Unironically this is the best argument to choose a republic instead
>kingdoms are for weak men
>demo(n)cracies are for women
>republics (obviously aristo/meritocratic) are for strong men
republics are only good for a few generations. any "merit" the men who founded their patrician houses will be pissed away as the heirs slowly but surely become more degenerative and inwards-focused.
The real strong man's government is one that doesn't exist, or its incredibly small scale tribalism.
Write down a note. Have her tortured to death.
>scots and irish vehemently kick out the english and get sovereignty
>go ahead and import millions of muslims and africans
>ugh I hate these fake Irish plastic paddies that visit from the states
>Mgubu? He's more Irish than these cringe fat burgers
See something similar in coastal American cities where white leftists will b***h and whine about white midwesterners while open-arm embracing nonwhite rapists that can’t even talk, global capitalism has these pathetic creeps down to their spirit.
Because they've been conditioned to think America never had any sort of identity as a "white" country, as if it was never a settler state for mostly British people
All you need to do is check who got into positions of power moments prior to the swing towards immigration.
That's a big eye.
I had my way my entire life and you will never live a life where I didn't make you miserable, therefore I won. Aaaaaand I'm out.
There’s countless ways of making her lose the baby.
Imprison her and have a physician stuff some herb up her snatch.
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Since I would be living in a patriarchy and not today's matriarchy, I would punch her belly so hard she would abort the kid instantly.
imprison her and then hang her with her infant son's entrails
>How would you respond without shitting your pants?
That's okay, because your son will grow up to conquer all of France for England. Frick you b***h. Now get over here and suck this dick.