>“I grew up in the South, and you don’t wear hats inside of restaurants,” Goggins said in an interview with IndieWire. “But for me, when I wasn’t working, I want my hat, man. I didn’t want to be Lee Russell when I wasn’t working. Who the frick would want to be that person when you’re not working?
>But the “distinguished older gentleman” who spotted him that night didn’t know anything about Lee Russell. This was 2015. “Vice Principals” had yet to debut. All that man saw was a hat on top of a head inside of a dining room.
“He just said, ‘Excuse me — young man.’ He said it so loud I didn’t know who he was talking to, and we were all at this table together and he said, ‘You in the hat,’ and I turned and looked at him, and he said, ‘Don’t you know that you do not wear hats inside of restaurants anywhere, son?’ And part of me wanted to tell him that I had cancer or something, but I just looked at him and said, ‘Yes sir, I completely understand, it won’t happen again.’ I mean, that’s all you can do.”
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What the frick is he talking about? Do restaurants have rooms to keep your hat in?
They don't sell hot dogs here. They took the bleachers out two years ago.
he wore a hat in the south because he was embarrassed by his hair from Vice Principals and some random old man shut him down
What the frick is he talking about?
Is that old homosexual paying for my meal? No? Then he can sit down and be quiet.
This, old farts think its still back in the day when everything was all one big happy community. They chose to give that away so they should mind their own business
>still back in the day when everything was all one big happy community. They chose to give that away
this. You don't get to enforce social dress etiquette in public after you let your communities wither and die over the decades. You were all happy to shirk propriety for fun and free living when you were younger. Can't complain now that you want to live in a society with rules you never upheld.
based resentment filled zoomer boomer haters
What's the point of his story?
certain types of people know how to behave respectfully and follow basic rules of society, while others don't
yea, like old homosexuals confronting people at restaurants over a fricking hat
Taking your hat off in a restaurant isn't a basic rule of society though it's an etiquette rule and dare I say an antiquated rule. Either way the old fricker wasn't being polite by going over and telling him that.
anon etiquette = the rules of social behavior
not taking off your hat at a restaurant or even indoors is in fact very weird and while i wouldnt order someone to do it i would insult and bully them over it
the goal is to assist them in being a better person instead of some hat wearing fricktard
How in the hell does wearing a hat indoors make someone a worse person?
first and foremost because everyone agrees to it, basically a slap in the face to everyone there.
Hey anon about that penis between your legs? Well I asked everyone, and it's got to go.
>noodle-armed Cinemaphile dweller
>bullying anyone
lol k
post body
what painting is this parodying?
Diablo II
That rural areas are worrying about hats while companies like SpaceX are making spaceships.
I watched SpaceX launch 23 more sats the other day 1101pm from Canaveral while sipping a beer and cigar on my porch. Kino
No one cares about that anon, you need to be worrying about hats
>That rural areas are worrying about hats while companies like SpaceX are making spaceships.
kek look at this homosexual that thinks SpaceX is going to the moon. look at the Apollo mission plans and how they were executed, and then look at the Artemis plans and what they are trying to do...
It's going to take SpaceX 18+ launch payloads to get 1 ship to the moon, and it's HLO which means getting on and off of an extremely fast moving taxi from lunar orbit to the surface.
it's never going to happen and you city homosexuals can have fun buying Mollusk and his israelite friends more boats.
Enjoy your trailer Cletus
southerners prioritize conformity over sanity
have a nice day y*nk
[DUELING BANJOS INTENSIFIES]
you got BTFO'd by city slickers
Americans are the most conformist, cucked race on earth.
Take off your hat
the clothes make the man and that man was a c**t who didnt take his hat off in a restaurant
>Dont you know that your mother was a disgusting cum sucking prostitute?
Then call the cops if the old homosexual has a melty.
His hair didn't even look that insane for the show so I don't know why he was so worried about it.
While I get that it's a touchy subject in the south and probably wouldn't wear a hat, i'd still get annoyed by a complete stranger telling me what to do.
That hair is in fact kino af
It’s the hebe to the right that looks like shit
>While I get that it's a touchy subject in the south and probably wouldn't wear a hat, i'd still get annoyed by a complete stranger telling me what to do.
I understand your point in principle - people should mind their business and not hassle others with trivial shit. But once you start letting minor shit slide, pretty soon all sorts ot degenerate behaviour will be allowed. It's literally a slippery slope and it starts by wearing a baseball cap indoors or missing church on Sunday here or there.
It doesn't show too well in that image, but he had some pretty shitty looking frosted tips for most of it.
One time I went to a strip club wearing a baseball cap because I was balding pretty bad. A bouncer told me I had to take it off and they literally kept them at the front door. I felt so embarrassed in front of all the ladies
Same anon here with a story from that same night. A younger stripper had a bunch of cash and was sorting it while walking and dropped a bill on the floor. I went and picked it up and told her she dropped it and she just looked at me. I realized later she probably just thought I made up that she dropped it to try and be smooth
It’s to vet who’s gonna be a potential problem
I think people sneak cameras in their hats
>be me, wear a bandana with my long hair
>go to bar in white neighborhood, an white
>drinking with a buddy for over an hour
>guy comes up and says no gang colors or bandanas
>tell him to frick off
>starts acting tough and getting load
>smash my Corona bottle over his head
>prompty leave, no tip
I am the shot caller
work on your inglés a little bit ese
so whats the actual reason behind taking off the hat
its a white thing, you wouldnt understand
it's just rude to old people to wear a hat indoors, especially in the south. i'm sure half of them would smoke indoors though
>it's just rude to old people to wear a hat indoors
but WHY
Maybe in the old days your hat was dusty and dirty as hell? I dont know but makes sense? Like walking inside with boots drenched in wet mud or cow shit.
They look at hats differently than we do now. Hats were more of a formal thing back then not something you just throw on with some gym shorts and a tshirt.
Probably stems from Church etiquette
they want to look at the top of your head
>someone's wearing a hat indoors, better intrude on their evening and make a scene in front of the whole restaurant
how is this not more obtuse and rude than wearing a hat? If you really care that much inform the maitre d and have him discretely ask the other person to remove their hat
>t. yankee
here in the south we do thangs a lil different
>hatgay got his ass blown out by an old man once and seethes about it to this day
>inform the maitre d
He probably did and the guy said it's fine so he took it into his own hands.
>>“I grew up in the South, and you don’t wear hats inside of restaurants
I don't think people are going to have a problem with me wearing a hat in the Olive Garden.
I'm guessing they were in a reasonably nice restaurant if it was a bunch of actors hanging out. Danny McBride probably thought it was the funniest shit
I truly don't understand why adults wear little boy baseball caps in public. You look like a fricking idiot.
Skin cancer
okay but why baseball caps?
Bed head thinning hair. Baseball cap out and about helps with glare due to extreme uv. You either wear that or a sun hat that makes it look like you're cutting the lawn. Uv is so extreme especially if bald you'll get cancer spots. Sun dries out discolors pretty much anything but aluminum and even then it'll patina.
I love when fat basement dwelling flyover neckbeards try and talk about fashion lmao.
you're either a moron, or a Black person
You will neve a real man, thinking only little boys wear baseball caps is just ridiculous incel tier Supreme gentleman thinking.
you can wear them all you want, there's nothing wrong with them. If you wore one to a formal dinner setting though I would call you a moron, because you are one
I don't wear them unless I'm at the beach or hiking but saying they are immature is purely some fashionlet cope. I guarantee you can't even dress yourself like a respectable modern man and are some fedora tipping slob.
>americans talking about style and respectability
We know everything about non-homosexual Parisian style and White respectability.
I'd like it if other styles of hat could have a comeback. Not even balding but the whole fedora phase killed off any chance of wearing any other type of hat without looking like a gay.
Pulling off a baseball cap is easier than pulling of a ten gallon hat, sombrero, or straw hat. Plus they are not massive and easy to set aside when you remove it.
Because we’re balding or need a haircut, doofus
Balding men think if they wear it we won't notice they're bald
>Balding men think if they wear it we won't notice they're bald
Nah definitely cancer and spots. Although there are dudes who can't handle losing hair so prolly somewhat true.
>It's a fashion statement for blacks and anybody who wants to dress black, it's an ''I've completely given up'' sign for white guys.
Yea the flat brim types leaves the sticker on. Hat is always too big too.
I wear a hat precisely so I don't go bald. UV on the scalp is what causes dna damage to hair follicles.
It's a fashion statement for blacks and anybody who wants to dress black, it's an ''I've completely given up'' sign for white guys.
To not get the sun in your eyes?
I wear them to baseball games
Keeps the sun off my eyes, sweat off my brow and it apparently will also keep priggish little gays from wanting to associate with me.
didn't shower and have to run out and pick up condoms
What a weird thing to say.
>They're not little boy caps they're WORKING MENS HATS (obese guys who drive pickups and work in an office)
>nobody even mentions american stereotypes
>yurocucks bring it up seething
checks out
Because when I'm doing work outside or driving around during the day I want something to cover my head because sunburn on the scalp fricking suck ass.
I would prefer to wear a wide-brimmed hat like a panama personally, but you can't wear that shit in most cars nowadays because of the shitty headrests that they make to stop whiplash.
>little boy baseball caps
they look like toddlers and usually act like it too
much like moustaches, 90% of guys look like gay morons in full brim hats and theres absolutely no place for them in modern society. basically anyone with a life has at least one cap.
if you wear them right you never need to look anyone in the eye anyway
Are you fat and old and soend your day hanging out in a pub with the kids? It's fine. Anywhere else? lmfao
Do Americans really wear hats inside restaurants?
why is it rude to wear a hat at a restaurant?
It's like keeping your coat on to eat a meal. Just weird
because the elders said so, so everyone has to autistically follow along
same reason you need to wear a belt even if your pants won't fall down.
Normie bullshit
>same reason you need to wear a belt even if your pants won't fall down.
>Normie bullshit
i've never met a city homosexual normie that carries a buck knife, a pistol, or a multitool on their belt. You all use them to keep your pants on.
I unironicly use a belt because I think it looks better. Some gay fashing shit I guess but I think it looks good. Tommy Hillfinger or Hugo Boss or some gay shit
>same reason you need to wear a belt even if your pants won't fall down.
so you can punish any uppity yunguns?
Why did adults stop wearing different kind of hats in public? There used to be a large variety
Go to any major east coast city and you'll see a good variety. You probably live in middle America
Hijabs and yarmulkes dont count
>When actors write their own lines
I had an old man do this exact shit to me once. I just looked him straight in the eyes and told him to leave me the frick alone. He started going over his WHY I NEVER speech and I just put my earbuds in and looked at him while chewing my food with my mouth open. Some homosexual got in my face in the parking lot afterwards screaming about respecting my elders. I sucker punched him in the neck. I didn't really care because I was on a trip 600 miles from home. Wyoming. Nothing but gays and cold up there.
You sound like a realy nice person. Bet you have a wide social circle of friends and a nice girlfriend.
>If you dont let others treat you like shit, you are evil.
No. Shut your fricking mouth and keep your moronic complaints to yourself.
I generally am I nice person actually I just don't like people who try to bully others. Miss me with that shit. If you're nice to me I'll be nice back. Come at me trying to assert your little balls and I'll be a bigger dickhead back.
The US sounds like a real healthy place. Sounds like you guys have some healing to do. Good luck, dont waste your life being a massive homosexual.
>t. breathes through a tube now because he couldnt mind his own business
omg right?? it's like, I bet he's fun at parties /s
Hole.
>chewing my food with my mouth open
Wow, you're hardcore. I bet you really showed him.
>I had an old man do this exact shit to me once. I just looked him straight in the eyes and told him to leave me the frick alone. He started going over his WHY I NEVER speech and I just put my earbuds in and looked at him while chewing my food with my mouth open. Some homosexual got in my face in the parking lot afterwards screaming about respecting my elders. I sucker punched him in the neck. I didn't really care because I was on a trip 600 miles from home. Wyoming. Nothing but gays and cold up there.
Vice Principals is underrated and I feel like I might like it even more than Righteous Gemstones or Eastbound and Down
It's Mcbride's best show hands down
I thought the stuff with the tiger at the end got a little goofy but still a great show overall. I remember it was being accused for being extremely racist when it first came out
I can see your wife's pussy through her yoga pants, yeesh let me have my hat. Howcome i'm the only only that has to do things.
>Here's some more people who ought to be strapped into chairs and beaten with hammers: people who wear visors. You know? Let me ask you something: what the frick is the point in wearing half a hat? Either get a hat or don't; no one's interested in the top of your head. Go back to the store, tell them to give you the rest of the hat. They cheated you. Or better yet, get yourself one of them little israeli hats and sew it to your visor. Then you've got yourself a full-fledged fricking hat, my friend.
Well cut my hair off and call me Baldy
I live in the South and every time I go out to dinner half the people there are wearing baseball hats.
I've been wearing a hat like this whenever I'm out in public for like the past year, I get compliments semi often too
Really? No one beats the shit out of you? Nobody plays keepaway with your fricking Little Rascals cap?
You are never going to grow up. High school was too hard for you, so you decided to stay there.
You look like a gay and you're going to stay that way
You either look really cool or ridiculous when wearing one of those. There's no in-between.
So what was the report on that butthole to get his post deleted in this thread? Because he fricked up another thread too, I reported for "low quality" but I don't think that one goes on the mod/janny radar to delete.
They really should make more than 5 reply tags in a post be an autodetected ban though.
>Actually I just flew in from san francisco just so I could wear my hat in your shitty little restaurant to piss you off. Looks like it worked!
the South needs to be exterminated like the slave-loving vermin they are
It's weird because the same boomers than are against wearing hats indoors probably are fine with smoking in restaurants, which is still allowed at some places in the south.
Went to my sisters wedding in Kentucky and the entire trip was wild. Watching dudes bowl with cigs hanging from their lip was great.
wtf I love southern boomers now