I had a first date last week and she kept looking at her phone during our movie.

I had a first date last week and she kept looking at her phone during our movie.

Which movie should we watch on our second date that will keep her interested?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you go on a first date where you can't even talk to each other?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was in a group chat talking shit about you and youre going to get ghosted before you can see her again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was younger I was dating a girl for 8 months and thought everything was going well, then one night I saw an opportunity and made the terrible decision to snoop on her phone while she was sleeping, and saw that she and her friends were talking shit about me in their group chat. I scrolled up and they had been doing it for a long time. I had just moved in with her. Never felt more betrayed and it still gives me trust issues and makes me paranoid. Like how do they hide it so well and how am I supposed to trust women after that? They're fricking demons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have told her you've been making fun of her with your friends just to see her reaction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you explore her anal cavity after that as revenge?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was in a group chat talking shit about you and youre going to get ghosted before you can see her again.

        Damn stuff like this is wild, I’m a 25 year old incel and I’m just thinking of giving up on women and just fricking escorts when I get horny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to get mad about stuff like that until I realized women talk shit when they want to frick you. Don't take it personally. After I dumped my ex I fricked her friend who had been trying to break us up the entire time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never give a single ounce of yourself to a female. Stay closed off and frick her pussy. Remember, you're in control. Take a little too long to respond to text messages. Withhold affection frequently. Make her think you might just be cheating. It will drive them insane but they love it. Also, your girlfriend's friends are always going to talk shit about you. You can be openly hostile to them because it doesn't matter. You are in charge.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My gfs friends call me hot and it makes me uncomfortable when I find out that others discuss me like that behind my back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My gf's friend's boyfriend said I was hot and he was "not gay but I'm just his type", and both the girls agreed it would be hot if we kissed and did gay stuff.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's fricking strange, bro.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              did you kiss

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but they weren't watching

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That one homie dates but I assure you this gay homie here for SURE iceskates, never let that b***h tie you up. EVER. FOR ANY REASON IM SERIOUS PROTECT YO ASS. DAMN.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    american psycho. not a joke

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    take someone else

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    take her out to dinner, say you have to go to the bathroom and leave.
    Or find something where checking her phone isn't an issue

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies are terrible ideas for first dates. You can't talk to the person that you're supposed to be getting to know. They're a fine choice for a 3rd date. 1st dates should be getting lunch, coffee, going to a park, or for a short hike. Something easy, low commitment, and fun that you can talk to the person during.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon dates.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm no Casanova. I've had a whopping two girlfriends in my life, but through lots of hard work and over analysis, I like to think I've been a good boyfriend.

        Also, treat women like children.
        >Hey, do you want to get some ice cream and go for a walk?
        >Wanna' go bowling and get some pizza?
        Basically if a little kid would like doing it, a woman probably will too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women are perpetual children incapable of responsibility until they have offspring.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clueless

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ogre. Move on.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick something she likes and knows she already likes and pretend you haven't seen it if you have. If she's good, she'll probably be excited to show you it.
    >inb4 a tonne of incels come into the thread insisting she was on her phone because bla bla bla chads wiener

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h who cares where she look, you should care about sticking a penis in bagina, not about her attention to something.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snatch her phone and say "no phones during the movie". It's hilarious. They don't know what to do.

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