I had to turn the movie off at this point, it was so unrealistic I had to laugh. One man eating an entire pizza to himself? "Whale" or not, the idea is ludicrous.
I had to turn the movie off at this point, it was so unrealistic I had to laugh.
I had to turn the movie off at this point, it was so unrealistic I had to laugh. One man eating an entire pizza to himself? "Whale" or not, the idea is ludicrous.
>One man eating an entire pizza to himself?
I do it all the time
Don't be absurd.
An entire pizza is not meant to be a meal for one person. Do you have any idea how many calories that is? This is why there is an obesity epidemic.
It's a lot but I only eat once a day so just don't do it all the time. Not who you responded to though.
>Do you have any idea how many calories that is?
Yes it says on the package, 900. I'm european.
A European pizza is not an American pizza, in Europe a whole pizza might not even be a day's worth of calories, while an American pizza has 3 days worth of calories and they still drench it in ranch dressing
That's not true. You'd have to eat like two extra large pizzas to get 3 days worth of calories. A regular large is a little over one days worth of calories.
You are moronic. The average man eats about 2000 calories a day to subsist. I eat 1200-1500 on a hardcore diet. A SMALL pizza is about 1200 calories alone. Fricking "extra large" is like 3000 at least. Easily enough to gain weight for the average person, and way more than you need for a single day.
It's the cheese btw more than the bread. A massive base of cheese like that is chocked full of calories.
>The average man eats about 2000 calories a day to subsist
>Fricking "extra large" is like 3000
>an American pizza has 3 days worth of calories
>3000x2 somehow does not equal 3x2000
Oh okay thanks for pointing that out I'll try to do better.
Not sure how someone would be able to eat a large pizza in one sitting without feeling physically ill.
If you're a fat anon browsing this thread and you want to change, you can. Just start lifting some weights, and learning about low calorie density foods that you can eat a shitload of. I mostly have a bit of rice, and a stirfry for every meal. Loads of protein, veggies, and a bit of carbs and it comes out to around 600-700 calories for a bowl of food.
Down 45 pounds since I started lifting / dieting, still have a few cheat days but overall I'm still losing weight. (320 > 275, 6"2 32 years old)
A larger Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza is 2160 kcals.
According to google, a pizza hut slice is 100g and 320 calories. usually 8 slices in a large, making that 2560 calories total, more calories than an adult man with average caloric needs in one day
He said one pizza is 3 days worth of calories. I looked at papa johns extra large and it was a little over 3000 for a whole pizza. 3 days of food is 3x2000, 2x3000 calorie pizzas would get you three days worth of calories. I don't go to pizza hut so I didn't look at them. Only Black folk go there.
>Only Black folk go there.
hah, thats funny
in my area in the northeast it was the opposite, pizza hut had dine in options, whole families would go
papa johns was the black's mans choice
haven't eaten either in about 10 years though
That is funny. I'm in the South, when I was growing up the pizza hut and burger king were in a God awful ghetto so my mom would never go there. I went once a couple years ago now that I live somewhere else and it was really disappointing so when I looked up where they are, sure enough it's in Black folkville. It ended up getting shut down but I think it's back open now.
kek I went to look it up on street view for old times sake and there are a bunch of bums hanging out. The pizza hut is right behind where I'm looking.
Look who's going to get some burger king!
I'm 6'3 and 190 pounds. I can eat a whole large pizza in a day, and it's not gonna do shit.
Depends whether it's an american pizza or an italian pizza.
Italian is meant for one (adult male).
Kids and females never finish them unless they're fat
Same. I got to the point where I started making my own pizzas because a pizza hut large wasn't enough for me. I tried papa John's jumbos but they stopped offering them in my area. I tried a Sam's club pizza and for some reason it'll fill me up with only half of a pizza so I only eat pizza from them now.
What are your favorite pizzas anons? Topping, cheese type and crust.
i order two when theres a buy one get one free offer on and eat them all
145 pounds btw
Pizza is so fricking gross.
yeah i'm not huge on it either. a flatbread or thin crust margharita isn't bad i guess
>One man eating an entire pizza to himself?
Like once a week I'll kill a large Little Caesar's Pizza and down it with 2 liter mountain dew. I'm not even pudgy. Doctor says that I'll eventually get die from a heart attack if I keep doing this, but I don't really want to get old anyway.
>Doctor says that I'll eventually get die from a heart attack if I keep doing this
>a large Little Caesar's Pizza and down it with 2 liter mountain dew
This "doctor" sounds moronic, sure pizza isn't good for you, but most people eat basically the same amount of food all the time and it's normal
plenty of thin people have heart attacks anon
vaxx status?
get rid of the mountain Dew and maybe split the pizza over 2 days?
Based, wanna split a bag of doritos infront of Rick & Morty?
>I'm not even pudgy.
used to tell myself this when I was 50 pounds overweight
RANCH
the most unrealistic part is how tidy his apartment is
Dosent he have that asian bawd cleaning for him?
You can be a depressed obese guy and still be tidy. They show him showering, he still had some small measure of pride remaining
there was a point in my life where I was drinking all the time and I could eat two large pizzas to myself. I even once ate 9 sausages in one go and had to lay on the floor to let them digest
>eat 1.5 pizzas by myself
>eat nutella calzone and ice cream for dessert
>feel like a dog's ass for the next two days
>weigh 130lbs
It's feasible, you just can't do it all the time
>130
What, are you 5’6?
you are all fat asses
You people sicken me.
>
Was the person in the theater filming this drunk?
yup that's me
>no cap on the ranch
>ranch dressing no cap frfr
Aint nobody got time for that
>I will not eat a single morsel of food until Diane Feinstein is dead and buried.
the shaking camera and random zooming in makes this look like someone is filming him from outside the window
>them chunks being blown into the trashcan
good god that made me laugh
wtf who broke into my apartment and recorded me ?
I'm not even fat and I eat a whole pizza to myself. You must be a very small person.
I fricking love food so much bros
I look like that and I eat like that.
Non American here what the frick is ranch
that good sh*t
Buttermilk
Sour cream
Onion powder
Garlic powder
Dill
Parsley
Salt
Pepper
You're welcome
It's a creamy, tangy, sauce. Pic related are the ingredients.
I eat those 5lb lasagna bakes blin 1 sitting
so you people will watch repulsive sickening garbage as long as it's labelled as a new movie or trending series? interesting
Yes because most people are able to separate the fictional world of a movie from the real world of real life.
what a weird thing to say
so if there's a video of a man shitting into another man's mouth, as long as it's non-fiction, the whole family can have a jolly time watching it? invite grandma over and put it on for her, she'll love it
you're one of those reddit e-girlcon people aren't you? that's the only reason someone would bring that logic up out of nowhere
you sound closed minded and BORING. my grandma is the one that introduced me to shotacon
You seem to have fiction and non-fiction backwards (not that it's relevant to your point)
thanks for the correction
why is it always shit entering the mouth with you idiots?
that's what all modern tv is metaphorically
>watch movie
>"so you like eating shit DO YA?"
it's a comedy
I didn't watch it.
I'm convinced American companies are drugging their food. Why else would people become so fricking fat?
If you count sugar as a drug, sure
You're half right, a lot of food is processed garbage filled with chemicals and fillers. The brain is a primitive thing and it tells you these things are good because they're tasty and can become addictive. Combine that with these foods being cheap and readily available and a culture that makes driving everywhere a necessity in 9/10s of the country
Whales eat squid, fish, or krill depending on the type of whale
I weigh 165 and can do this. Not with the extra ranch though I bet
when I visited Canada I ate an entire pizza hut XL pizza to myself in one sitting because my cousin said I couldn't. it was about 3000 calories I think. very easy to do. I'm skinny fat and weigh about 12 stone.
A full pizza is what, 1000 calories?
As a 6+ foot tall man that's like 1/3rd of my daily caloric intake, I can eat that no problem
the pizza he's eating is more like 3000 calories
>1000 calories?
LMAO
>per 100g
Why do euros do this?
Just give me a fricking serving size.
because a "serving" will vary depending on who you ask.
per 100 grams also allows you to compare it to other food 1:1.
Look at the graph on the right.
The left is not a serving size. It's a total.
Give me calories per slice.
>per 100 grams also allows you to compare it to other food 1:1.
Similar foods have the same serving suggestion.
>The left
Right.
>what if, instead of using per 100 grams, we used a different arbitrary value each time
It's not arbitrary, it's both a suggestion based on what you should be eating and a survey of how much people do it.
The average person eats one of those little bag of chips in one sitting. Don't tell me per 100g -- tell me how much is in the bag.
In my experience, packaging in the UK at least will list both nutritional information per 100g and per suggested serving
>The left is not a serving size. It's a total.
I see what you mean now. We were talking about whole pizzas but it doesn't say how many grams are in a whole pizza so you'd have to do some math which I don't feel like doing.
that's how they get you
>oh, a serving size is only 30 calories???
but it turns out its 5g and there's 100 servings in something
I'm not from America, does your country really have people like this? I cannot imagine getting so fricking fat you lose the use of your legs and need a fricking wheelchair to move around.
Yeah. Do they not allow you to eat in your country? Here its not even expensive to get that big.
Yes, I live on a farm and winery a few hours outside of Palermo. We usually eat 4 times a day and drink wine daily but no one here is obese or.mobidly obese. All the Americans I see in town are huge I do not understand how it is possible
Normal people eat to subside hunger. Americans eat until they feel like throwing up and then they keep eating. It's like crack to them. Not even joking. You ever seen a fatty eat? They don't even look like they're enjoying it, they just need something in their mouth.
Replace your farm with a shitty apartment and wine with beer and you'll find yourself eating larger and larger portions during your 4 meals. Most people who get that big connected food with coping in their mind so imagine eating every time you feel bad.
I already feel sick if I eat 2 plates of food
Wtf is wrong with white people
> fat guy movie called "Whale"
> godzilla ground shake when he steps
Nothing will convince me this wasn't a troll movie.
Aronofsky made a whole ass middle school joke to just prove movie snobs will eat any piece of shit he makes.
Excellent thread. Had me laughing out loud
How fast could he finish this?
well that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds so I don't think he would have a problem (he may not WANT to eat it - but he could)
instead of great universal story about human condition, they had to make him gay, and relatable to only 2%. i'm not even a homophobe, but it's like asking the audience to empathize with a nazi.
He was gay? I thought he had kids or something.
You know his entire character is based around being a disgusting piece of shit right? You're not supposed to relate with him.
I could easily do it. Whenever I order pizza I feel like I could finish eating it by myself. I dont do it out of self control, but pizza slices are so easy to eat
>eat entire pizza
>wake up the next morning
>weigh myself
>lost three pounds
Damn. I love having good metabolism.
My mom would frequently buy me little ceasers pizzas to eat by myself after school and then cry about how I was so fat and she prays every night for my health
What diameter is an American large pizza?
~14" (35cm).
It's actually shockingly easy to eat a whole medium 2-topping pizza AND a side of cheesy bread or wings from Domino's for the low price of only $6.99 each (plus delivery unless you pick up).
So is this movie trying to show that fat guys eat like pigs and cry? Cause that sounds moronic.
No.