I hate watched Willow and then they cancelled it and salted the servers that streamed it so nobody could ever see its embarrassing moronic half baked moronation again.
Look at picrel, thats from a "flashback" where he is dressed an a jean jacket onesie with a goatee and pins even though they are in fantasy medieval times. in the scene he attempts to lure a little girl to his "enchanted home" to teach her magic and he even offers her candy to go with him. The mother shows up and screams at him to get lost and he waddled away saying "the indignity". this is not a comedy scene, this show is amazingly bad. like actually amazing. its a shame it was cancelled. the show is worth it for the lesbian vegan lumberjack scene alone (they get killed after their introduction by a man naturally). The main character Kit who despises everyone, insults everyone, and is finally revealed to be the best person in the world by a suit of armor that judges you. there are 3 white men in the show, 2 of whom are midgets, the full grown white man is shot while talking about how dangerous it is and is never mentioned again. the midget whose not willow also dies because willow doesn't wanna use magic. next episode he's flinging spells like he's in Harry Potter class. they forgot he let his friend die because he was reluctant to use magic then he's whipping spells at Elora to help her practice. it's so incompetent it's glorious. why did they cancel.the one good thing on disney+?
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sounds hilarious
is matt martigan in it
his ghost tells his lesbian daughter that she's better than him, im not even joking
ffs I can even see the denim on your image, OP
fashionable little man
Pretty sure he is not actually dead and just fighting to keep the wyrm at bay in the same world or whatever that the poo Flash Thompson was at in the end.
he's a Hispanic lol, why does everyone think he's a pajeet
It's just a meme because he can easily pass as one, I guess.
midge
i kinda liked it
That's what happens when you put a shitty nepo baby in as showrunner, just because his dad wrote Empire and Raiders.
>Darkness, imprisoning me.Tiny body, absolute horror, I cannot live, I cannot die. Trapped in myself, body my holding cellllll-yayuhhh
>dressed an a jean jacket onesie with a goatee and pins even though they are in fantasy medieval times. in the scene he attempts to lure a little girl to his "enchanted home" to teach her magic and he even offers her candy to go with him
fricking freak
> lesbian vegan lumberjack
Are they cute ?
For late middle age, kind of.
Forgot about zoomer dialogue and rock music sung by lesbian. bands
~~*totally unproven director/writer*~~ get the job because of his ~~*dad*~~
Is a totally incompetent woke activist gay, destroys the IP he is working on to the point that Disney deletes it from the harddrives never to be seen again.
Hollywood can't burn down fast enough, please make these moron writers continue striking over having minimum number of writers in the writing room, with diversity quota. Watching them eat themselves is ever so pleasurable.
Imagine being in charge of creating something that costs hundreds of millions of dollars, and when it's completed, it's so shitty that the company that put up the money for it decides that it's worth more to them as a tax write off, and erase it from existence, and there's not even a noticeable fan outcry to bring it back. Just imagine being that much of a frickup.
>the midget whose not willow also dies because willow doesn't wanna use magic. next episode he's flinging spells like he's in Harry Potter class. they forgot he let his friend die because he was reluctant to use magic then he's whipping spells at Elora to help her practice
Professional writers who are now picketing on the streets wrote this. Is this their quality and theyre being paid what they deserve or did they tank this shit on purpose trying to negotiate for higher wages?
I'm hoping it's some 4D chess move where they're going to use this as an excuse to blacklist Jon Kasdan.
is it worth pirating for a laugh?
You'll cringe more than you laugh, that's for sure
Is the original Willow any good? I've never seen it
yeah its a great 80s fantasy movie
Its mostly good, some annoying Lucas comic relief character bits (Proto-Jar Jar). Has some fun late 80s special effects
I don't know if I would call the hydra fun.
It was my Lord of the Rings before I knew what LotR was, and honestly, I think it was my Star Wars before I knew what Star Wars was. It was incredible to a seven-year-old in the early-90s who had never seen anything like that before, but I don't know how well it holds up.
why the frick are his pupils different sizes?
Probably some disorder caused by his fricked dwarf DNA.
He has a glass eye. Doesn't want people to know but I know someone who knows someone at the talent agency he uses and it's a sort of well known secret. Apparently his original eye fell out and only the ground while filming that adventure show he did with karl pilkington. It had come detached somehow inside his skull, he went blind in that eye, and it just popped out a second later. Then a kid came by and mistook it for an m&m and ate it. Poor little bastard. The kid, not warwick.
>original movie
sucked
>books
sucked
>reboot sequel
sucked
sucked
You actually read the books?
Yeah, sadly. I liked x-men comics a lot and decided to trust claremont. Huge mistake.
My favorite WTF characters are the two middle-aged dykes in cowboy hats and lumberjack clothes. I mean, seriously, WTF.
The whole show was just cringe beyond frick.
My favorite part was the lesbian kiss being interrupted by an on-line troll attack.