>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man. He has the Chaplin Disease; that particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. Like all people with timid personalities his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he loves himself; a very tense situation. It's people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world - a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Every thing he does on the screen is therapeutic.

Allenbros, our response? Just watched "Love & Death" again for the 3rd time btw, still great.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely deconstructed. welleschads, we eating good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Twitterspeak twitterspeak twitterspeak. Twitterspeak? Twitterspeak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elleschads, we eating good
      Hehe

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >view yourself as different from or special compared to the plebs
    >too small and scared to directly insult them or ignore them
    >nonetheless your feeling of being different/special must come out somehow so it comes out as this behavior of not knowing how to talk to the normal people or being uncomfortable talking to the normal people

    is that it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just said
      >if you feel you don't belong, you'll act nervous around others
      , which, I mean. Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what he said, ESL moron

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just mad Allen got to slay mad p*ssy with his neurotic israelite act.
    Don't blame the playa, Porkson, blame the game

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Allenbros, our response?
    "Shut up fat breasts"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, Cinemaphile. In your opinion, what would be Woody Allen's favorite sex position.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >To me, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world - a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.
    Allen's filmography never evolved past pedestalizing the self-hating defeatist, even if it occasionally chides him for nostalgia or sentiment, who to Welles as a dramatist and humanist is such an underdeveloped type of character, a juvenile of personality beyond immediate ego-need, even when wielded by an intellectual like Allen.

    Welles shows his hand though, because can you imagine him trying to play someone that small in stature? He's rebuking himself in rebuking Allen tbh. And taking a shot at Chaplin as he goes, come on now amigo that's some career envy for a guy who Hollywood embraced.
    Welles is the proverbial guy who's never wrong and always the butthole about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spot on, homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are your delusions again, child. Enjoy prison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chaplin
      >embraced by Hollywood
      doesn't seem to be a big stretch of the imagination to see Chaplin as a more favored star than Welles, but Chaplin's peak as a filmmaker happened when Welles was just a kid still. They were both hampered badly by HUAC Red Scare bullshit, but Chaplin took it a lot worse. Welles mostly powered through it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woody allen adopted an asian girl and then married her later, anyone not talking about that and talking about his career instead are lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about that. I separate the art from the artist. Don't give a shit about their personal lives or their "scandals". I still watch Trapped in the Closet as an annual tradition & think Louis CK is funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't adopt that kid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ohshit. well that makes it okay then. phew.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a bad thing he married a woman he adopted when she was a kid.
          >actually, he never adopted her
          >oh. well, in that case, it's still bad he married a woman, because even if she wasn't adopted by him, she was still a kid when she was younger. how dare he marry someone who was a kid once!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He knew her while she was a kid and he dated her mother for 10 years, if you think it's okay to date someone for a decade and then marry her child once she comes of age you're beyond saving

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, he didn't know her while she was a kid. It's confirmed by many sources, they only met after she became an adult.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Love & Death
    one of his best. actually funny

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Allenbros, our response?

    You're fat.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Welles is reacting to Allens comic persona from standup and films. In interviews he is far more sombre and reserved.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LIKE WOODY ALLEN!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My best friend of 8 years is like this because he didn’t grow out of teenage hood and he shows no signs of evolving. What do I do?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Coup de Chance, it was pretty disappointing for what might end up being his last ever film. Too bad that A Rainy Day in New York wasn't his final film, as it still had his signature elements and enough star-power to go out on a high despite Woody getting me-too'd.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess murder him and all israelites

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant.
    Cinemaphileners in a nutshell.

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