I hate youtube "video essayists" so fricking much it's unreal

I hate youtube "video essayists" so fricking much it's unreal

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre very lazy and provide no insight, they are just recap channels with "deep" titles

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >absolutely checked

      ...also yeah...
      it's the untalented that have to do that stuff, since it only hinges on presentation and like Mooler...long boring droning rants.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have an irrational desire to find someone who watches those Movie Plot Summary videos and make them suffer for their aesthetic crimes. Double punishment if they watch them at higher than 1x speed.

      The video is legit good. You guys are the contrarian dick suckers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The video is legit good.
        The Truman show is.... sad???

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone with half a brain who watches the movie will realize that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, MakeBetterMedia

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh god i didnt even notice the channel name

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >contrarian

        it's a fricking youtube video that i've never even heard of, not Citizen Kane or something. shut the frick up homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, it pretends that the movie is anything other than a drama with comedic undertones and then try to reframe the initial reception of the movie as it being "misunderstood".

        This is pure midwit-core garbage made by people who couldn't analyse the shape of an orange let alone competently deconstruct anything above marvel-level writing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally is more than a comedic drama you brain dead zealot.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doo doo head

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is the video's point? I'm not gonna watch it anyway.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            n o

            f u c k i n g

            s h i t

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an irrational desire to find someone who watches those Movie Plot Summary videos and make them suffer for their aesthetic crimes. Double punishment if they watch them at higher than 1x speed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do that. When I start shitposting arguments about some movies and realize I don't remember the plot 100%, I turn it on in the background at 2x speed to catch up. You will never find me, bozo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay, I forgive you, I'm just a little grumpy.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like CinemaTyler, he doesn't really talk about film plots, as much as aggregate a bunch of documentary and interview content to talk about the production of films and how it influenced their content.
    That is interesting to me.

    EveryFrameAPainting is a classic along similar lines. Not summaries, but more about how films are made from a production and editing standpoint.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Rob Ager for turbo autismo analysis and Oliver Harper is great background noise content if you have nothing else better. He’s inoffensive and unpretentious and gives history about the making of and the impact of the film as much as he gives a synopsis. He also does real quality trailer Re-edits.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give a millennial a cheap microphone and editing software and they'll unironically believe they're documentary makers and biographers.

    Now watch them seethe and say, "n-no! it's le zoom zooms!"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      n-no! it's le zoom zooms!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good to play on the background while playing a game, but they pretty much 30 mins or more of yappin

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the Truman Show director is the real trapped in fake world man all along EXPLAINED (Could it be true?!)

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're jelly because what they do is still better than posting here

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre almost always like 23, when you get older you realize they're all just dumb frickin dropouts with no talent looking for a job, a little more verbose than most kids that age but otherwise no more intelligent or observant. That critical drinker guy couldn't even figure out Midsummar wasnt a feminist power fantasy. They're just average iq dudes with too much time on their hands.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't watch them.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"quick retrospective"
    >it's le funny because the video is very long and not quick at all

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe these video essayists and critics are all the same shit just recaps of movies. I really feel that 80% of their audience from Doug Walker to YMS and RLM just want abridged versions of movies. And 20% just want friend simulators.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cleverly disguised

    the themes of the film are made painfully obvious lmao

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How was the tragedy disguised?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make video game videos but don't know what games to make them about

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make them about whatever the current nostalgiabait trend is, that'll be a guaranteed million views so long as you at least half ass it.
      Sorry about your missed quads by the way, better luck next time!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching Scrooged around Christmas and was in a mood to talk about it, so I read the wikipedia page for it and then found a YouTuber that made a retrospective vid on it
    about halfway through I realized the homosexual was just paraphrasing the wikipedia page and adding nothing else
    frick Oliver Harper, he's the one that made me realize all film YouTubers are lazy shits

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not watching that shit. But what would a follow up to the truman show look like? its far too late now but watching truman find out about himself in a world where he has no true experience, and everyone is aware of his whole life story, could have been very interesting. Where could it have gone?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where could it have gone?
      Truman asking to go back in the dome with the wife he found in the real world. Ends with a camera being shoved in their baby's face as it is born.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 hours of inept apologetics for the Star Wars Special Editions

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disguised
    huh? It's pretty fricking obvious. What are you getting out of the movie if you need a youtube video to inform you of that aspect of the film?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he just spend 20 minutes going on about how "Truman doesn't know the real world at all and everyone knows his life in incredible detail!"

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these videos are pretty useless not only on movies but tv series or games or really anything
    >video spoils everything and just recaps what happens with NO SPOILER WARNINGS so most peoplet hat watch this will probably not end up watching/playing the original
    >if you did watch the movie already, why even watch the video? unless you have a single braincell you dont need someone else explaining it for you
    Ive had more interesting and actually constructive information being posted on IMDB or gamefaqs
    these videos are just easy viewz

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>if you did watch the movie already, why even watch the video? unless you have a single braincell you dont need someone else explaining it for you
      "Infinity War Ending Explained" has 18 million views

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Truman show is just a ripoff of Time Out of Joint by Philip K Dick so why would I care to watch this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee it has a better soundtrack than Time Out of Joint

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to these sometimes while I work. That dude who does a 20+ hour review of skyrim kept me fairly entertained for a few days

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