You can just say you're crazy and they'll have to excuse you.
I got a letter for jury duty once. I just ignored it and never showed up and nothing happened.
Ask them about jury nullification and you'll be out in an instant.
I also have jury duty coming up. Should I just say the defendant reminds me of someone I know so I can be easily dismissed?
this is the problem with our court system. you're supposed to be "judged fairly" by a "jury of your peers" but in reality you're judged by 12 people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty.
> you're supposed to be "judged fairly" by a "jury of your peers" but in reality you're judged by 12 people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty.
The only reason you're being judged by those 12 people in the first place is the police, the district attorney, and the judge all already agreed you've committed a crime and chose not to drop the case at their discretion. The jury is your last chance.
when you have to call and confirm you still have to go (its like the night before or some shit) just tell them you've been exposed to someone that has covid. works 100%
McDonald's is much more about the real estate than the burger franchises themselves. If you're in a home in America, chances are about 10% the land it's on is actually owned by Ronald, which gives him jurisdiction.
Came here to post this, just ask about jury nullification and you will never serve.
They don't do it that directly. They'll ask you to make some kind of oath that you will "only make a decision based on the evidence as presented in the court as it applies to the law" or something like that and if you refuse to do that the judge might dismiss you unless he's a hardass. Easier thing is you just have an excuse not o be there like
I had it last year and was taking college classes, I brought up that I was a student and they automatically dismissed me to "not interrupt my studies"
In fact if you have a shitty job that doesn't compensate your full wages for jury duty you're pretty much guaranteed to get off.
I went to jury duty last December. I sat there for about an hour before we were told to go home because all of the cases had either been pleaded out or were only going in front of the judge. In a room of a hundred people, there was like only four or five us under the age of 50.
Dunno man we had French toast breaks and lots of wine and cheese as long as we all kept speaking French. One guy spoke German and was taken away to a dungeon supposedly.
It was easily 25+ cases the whole month, you vote to indict or not. I think out of all the cases there was only one charge we didn't approve which was something lame like loitering.
they want neets with nothing else going on. if you really want to get out then just call the judge a homosexual while making eye contact with the defense attorneys
Chances are you wont get chosen. They have hundreds of people assuming you live in a big city showing up for jury duty and only like 50 or less get chosen. Chances are your case will be postponed or dismissed anyway. One I was attached to earlier this year got postponed till next year so I was dismissed.
I almost got put on a jury for a murder that happened like 15 years ago, would have been a nightmare. Luckily I got stricken at the last minute, pretty sure it's because I told them all my relatives are cops
I first got jury duty when I was 26. I actually wanted to be picked, even if it would take forever and be in service of a broken system that needs to evolve. I showed up, sat in a waiting area for an hour and a half, then got dismissed with like two dozen other schmucks before ever even being interviewed.
I've heard everyone get's jury duty at least once in their life. And also once where you have to go count voting ballots. Maybe by the time it's my turn, all the voting will have been digitized, we're running a little behind the times where I'm from.
>In a 2012 survey, 27 percent of U.S. adults said they had served on a jury at some point in their lives. >... >The National Center for State Courts (NCSC) estimates that in a given year, 32 million people get summoned for service — though only 8 million of them actually report for jury duty (there are lots of reasons for that difference, including the 4 million summonses returned by the post office marked as undeliverable and the 3 million people who fail to appear). It’s estimated that only 1.5 million people are eventually selected to serve on a jury in a state court each year. Those numbers, the most recent available, come from a 2007 survey conducted by the NCSC.
-https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-are-the-chances-of-serving-on-a-jury/
>Jury selection involves the prosecution and defense specifically weeding out people who may be considered impartial >Statement or evidence causes a mistrial; the details of which then become public knowledge making a fair retrial impossible even on paper >
What is the purpose of the Judicial system in its current form? Anybody know of any plans to, you know, evolve it?
Just had to do it a month ago. You'll be put in a waiting room with a bunch of people and sit there for hours before you're called into a court room, or you'll just get to go home in half an hour. You never know. So bring a book, listen to music, zone out for a while.
If you are chosen be interviewed as a juror and the lawyers start asking you shit, just ramble on and sound irritating or opinionated and you won't be selected. The lawyers are looking for morons they can manipulate easily. That way, you don't get roped into some boring case that could go on forever.
Can’t you just say some bullshit like you’ve had sexual relations with someone involved in the case and it would skew your judgement?
what are they gonna do, ask for a home made porn vid for proof? >I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice btw
I got picked 3 times, and every time they cancelled it. I'm assuming it's because they found other people who have been gainfully employed and have a smaller chance of being insane.
being dismissed
Just tell them you use Cinemaphile and you'll get out of it
this is the problem with our court system. you're supposed to be "judged fairly" by a "jury of your peers" but in reality you're judged by 12 people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty.
> you're supposed to be "judged fairly" by a "jury of your peers" but in reality you're judged by 12 people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty.
The only reason you're being judged by those 12 people in the first place is the police, the district attorney, and the judge all already agreed you've committed a crime and chose not to drop the case at their discretion. The jury is your last chance.
other anons are probably right, but on the off chance they aren't you might enjoy this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt22074164/
very cool premise Ill check it out anon
Yeah apparently they randomly dismiss some people on the day
I got dismissed the night before. They always wait until the very last minute after you've made all the preparations.
>a bunch of Hollyweirdos gaslighting a normie white dude
kino
2 hours of browsing your phone before they tell you to go home.
when you have to call and confirm you still have to go (its like the night before or some shit) just tell them you've been exposed to someone that has covid. works 100%
Or just ignore the letter and not call? lol what are the gonna do, send another letter?
This is how the deliver the second letter
Is he wearing the McDonald's logo, what the frick, did they outsource police departments to burger chains already?
McDonald's is much more about the real estate than the burger franchises themselves. If you're in a home in America, chances are about 10% the land it's on is actually owned by Ronald, which gives him jurisdiction.
>McDonald's police
America is hell on earth. Webm really reminds me of Rollerball in an odd way.
You can just say you're crazy and they'll have to excuse you.
Just tell the judge a bunch of crap you read online that he's heard thousands of times before. Surely that will make him happy and he will let you go.
I got a letter for jury duty once. I just ignored it and never showed up and nothing happened.
They'd have to prove you received it before they could take legal action against you.
Ask them about jury nullification and you'll be out in an instant.
Came here to post this, just ask about jury nullification and you will never serve.
They don't do it that directly. They'll ask you to make some kind of oath that you will "only make a decision based on the evidence as presented in the court as it applies to the law" or something like that and if you refuse to do that the judge might dismiss you unless he's a hardass. Easier thing is you just have an excuse not o be there like
In fact if you have a shitty job that doesn't compensate your full wages for jury duty you're pretty much guaranteed to get off.
I went to jury duty last December. I sat there for about an hour before we were told to go home because all of the cases had either been pleaded out or were only going in front of the judge. In a room of a hundred people, there was like only four or five us under the age of 50.
I had Jury Duty earlier this year. It was exactly like pic related.
Why was everyone speaking French?
Judges orders man. I wasn't about to piss off that guy, he had a guillotine next to him.
Anon, that wasn't jury duty, that was the Reign of Terror!
Dunno man we had French toast breaks and lots of wine and cheese as long as we all kept speaking French. One guy spoke German and was taken away to a dungeon supposedly.
Depends if you have grand jury duty where you lived, I enjoyed my month of it minus the commute.
Did you vote guilty or pussy out?
It was easily 25+ cases the whole month, you vote to indict or not. I think out of all the cases there was only one charge we didn't approve which was something lame like loitering.
just shit your pants immediately and ask to be excused for the day
rinse and repeat. the smell and horror alone will make them dismiss you
I also have jury duty coming up. Should I just say the defendant reminds me of someone I know so I can be easily dismissed?
They can't even legally explain it to you, they'll just tell you to frick off.
Just tell them you use Cinemaphile and they'll dismiss you immediately
I had it last year and was taking college classes, I brought up that I was a student and they automatically dismissed me to "not interrupt my studies"
they want neets with nothing else going on. if you really want to get out then just call the judge a homosexual while making eye contact with the defense attorneys
Chances are you wont get chosen. They have hundreds of people assuming you live in a big city showing up for jury duty and only like 50 or less get chosen. Chances are your case will be postponed or dismissed anyway. One I was attached to earlier this year got postponed till next year so I was dismissed.
It's NYC and I'm still doing a whole back and forth about getting my last name updated so hopefully that means my chances are nearly zero.
I almost got put on a jury for a murder that happened like 15 years ago, would have been a nightmare. Luckily I got stricken at the last minute, pretty sure it's because I told them all my relatives are cops
being really bored
tell the judge that you hate Black folk and you'll get dismissed. that's what i always do
by the way if you actually get on I can give you tips on how to be a juror
If you show up wearing camouflage you will immediately be excused.
less white men
more fat women
a whole lot of sitting around
I first got jury duty when I was 26. I actually wanted to be picked, even if it would take forever and be in service of a broken system that needs to evolve. I showed up, sat in a waiting area for an hour and a half, then got dismissed with like two dozen other schmucks before ever even being interviewed.
Damn, that does suck.
I've heard everyone get's jury duty at least once in their life. And also once where you have to go count voting ballots. Maybe by the time it's my turn, all the voting will have been digitized, we're running a little behind the times where I'm from.
Sounds rougher than burgerland.
>In a 2012 survey, 27 percent of U.S. adults said they had served on a jury at some point in their lives.
>...
>The National Center for State Courts (NCSC) estimates that in a given year, 32 million people get summoned for service — though only 8 million of them actually report for jury duty (there are lots of reasons for that difference, including the 4 million summonses returned by the post office marked as undeliverable and the 3 million people who fail to appear). It’s estimated that only 1.5 million people are eventually selected to serve on a jury in a state court each year. Those numbers, the most recent available, come from a 2007 survey conducted by the NCSC.
-https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-are-the-chances-of-serving-on-a-jury/
>Jury selection involves the prosecution and defense specifically weeding out people who may be considered impartial
>Statement or evidence causes a mistrial; the details of which then become public knowledge making a fair retrial impossible even on paper
>
What is the purpose of the Judicial system in its current form? Anybody know of any plans to, you know, evolve it?
Best court episodes in television?
>You can clearly see the accused on the wooden video
All of Law & Order.
Deep Space 9 episode where Worf accidentally a Klingon hospital ship
Or really any Star Trek court episode
Episode where Data defends himself. There's also a few Voyager episodes, one where Tuvok defends Tom Paris which was a good one.
TNG episode Measure of a Man
Unironically the OJ miniseries
Just had to do it a month ago. You'll be put in a waiting room with a bunch of people and sit there for hours before you're called into a court room, or you'll just get to go home in half an hour. You never know. So bring a book, listen to music, zone out for a while.
If you are chosen be interviewed as a juror and the lawyers start asking you shit, just ramble on and sound irritating or opinionated and you won't be selected. The lawyers are looking for morons they can manipulate easily. That way, you don't get roped into some boring case that could go on forever.
Can’t you just say some bullshit like you’ve had sexual relations with someone involved in the case and it would skew your judgement?
what are they gonna do, ask for a home made porn vid for proof?
>I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice btw
wear a MAGA hat or a 2nd amendment t shirt
hide power level in order to get in so you can condemn the non-white criminal or get the innocent white guy off
I got picked 3 times, and every time they cancelled it. I'm assuming it's because they found other people who have been gainfully employed and have a smaller chance of being insane.