I have no fricking clue how they'll adapt this shit.
I just finished reading and like almost nothing happened the whole time.
I have no fricking clue how they'll adapt this shit.
I have no fricking clue how they'll adapt this shit.
I just finished reading and like almost nothing happened the whole time.
NOTHING in that book will be in the movie besides Paul being BTFO'd by Spacing Guild/Bene Teilaxu and Chani.
They're gonna cut that scene where Paul gets hella served in the parking lot.
>hella served in the parking lot
By who?
Duncan idaho
didnt you read the book? I thought you did. It was that resurrected version of Duncan Idaho.
They never fight. The only conflict they even get into is at the very end but Duncan breaks through the Bene Tleilax mind conditioning and sides with Paul.
>sides with Paul.
The Bene Tleilax was hoping for that outcome. They were trying to show that they can bring the memories of the dead back to a Ghola. Thus making the temptation to resurrect Chani more potent.
By Lance Bass, the mesbian, of course.
Don't rub it in, a'ight?
That scene ends with the male lead being humiliated and literally sodomized, there’s no way they cut it.
YO, HE GOT TWINS, DAWG!
sex scenes, lots of sex scenes
They'll add battle scenes from the jihad and then it'll be a lot of scheming and plotting. The climax where Paul sees through the eyes of his child to kill scytale with one throwing knife is one of my favorite moments in the series
>They'll add battle scenes from the jihad
The what? Sorry, I don't recall that word ever being used in Dunc1&2. The bad stuff Paul foresaw was just a dusty wasteland and a few dehydrated people.
homie are you stupid or are you dumb
That climax is the best part of the series. Herbert sets up 3-4 plot lines that you simply can't imagine ending in a thematically satisfying way and then BTFO you by doing it all in one fell swoop. Incredible.
Telepathy doesn't exist in Dune.
It does, moron homosexual. Paul speaks to his children telepathically the moment they are born.
Not this fricking argument again. Are you the "telepathy must be magic" guy from yesterday?
That scene is fricking badass. It's like not giving your enemy the satisfaction of victory even after you've lost everything.
Give me a quick rundown anons
It's not like i'll read the books, I just want to know
It really is way too complex to summarize but I'll do my best:
>Chani dies in childbirth.
>Paul finally fully loses his vision due to his eyes burning out and the nature of the events limiting his oracular vision.
>A Shapeshifter member of the conspiracy against muad'dib is threatening to kill the twins.
>He offers to resurrect Chani (a novel ability that was unlocked by the shapeshifters within the events of the book. Duncan Idaho being resurrected was a proof of concept) in exchange for Paul abdicating, essentially, making the shapeshifters the supreme power in the Imperium.
>The baby Leto II, born with full genetic memories like Alia was, is able to transmit his own vision into Paul, who was being ignored by the would-be assassin due to his blindness.
>Paul, seeing himself in third person, kills the shapeshifter, sacrificing the opportunity to bring back Chani for the benefit of his lineage.
It really doesn't have the impact that it should if you don't read the book. It all leads up to it. There's many implications that are hard to explain.
I haven’t read the books in over 15 years but I do now remember this being so epic in the book. I really should go back and read the series again.
The books are not long nor are they hard to read. You don't deserve tbe pleasure of knowing the plot without reading them yourself.
Not everyone wants to read slop, scifi fat
The only reason you have to want to know what happens but be unable to read the books is you being poor/fat/moronic. No other explanation.
Same. What a great ending
It's going to be a completely different story. There's almost no action (bad for GA) except for when Paul sees the stone burner and when Alia gets horny and spars in the buff with the training mek.
Chani's drama (because now they must commit) is going to require a ton of attention which will take away from the political intrigue and the conspiracy.
So they will likely do what they did with the first movies and omit characters and shorten the timeframe. Expect it to take place DURING the Jihad. Expect Alia's role to be largely replaced by Jessica who will not be moved back to calidan. Expect most of the conspirators to be absent.
Villeneuve doesn't want to do Children or God Emperor. So it will probably end without setting up for those. It may as well not even be called Dune Messiah. This series may as well not be called Dune.
>Expect it to take place DURING the Jihad
this
>almost nothing happened
Messiah is way more interesting than the first book.
>I have no fricking clue how they'll adapt this shit
They won't.
>There's a midget in the movie
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Bijaz is a pretty one dimensional character. I don't think Dinklidge would like it.
If he is not cast for it then no midget shall be. So it is ordained by King Midge.
There is another
They must fight
Warwick Davis would make for a perfect Bijaz. Just have him do his Leprachaun voice when Bijaz is fricking around and a more serious voice when he tries to bait Paul into accepting the Chani ghoula bargain
I think Dinklage would handle the character better.
Bijaz is gonna be a black woman midget, perhaps even the same one we saw in Dune 2 which would not have existed in the brutal fremen society in the book
He's seething about being cast as a midget, he won't accept
danny devito
In a good timeline, an unfettered Lynch would have made this happen.
Cinemaphile is a Warwick board.
Delete your post immediately.
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>remove 2/3rds of the plot
>merge two or three characters to create stronk woman who needs no Paul
>add some battle scenes because studio executives
that's about it
As long as they keep the scene where Alia is horny and training naked and Stilgar immediatly says she needs to find a mate and be fricked I will be happy.
Alia should be naked for the entire movie
This. You can't cut the sexy bits from the Dune novels. If you do, you'll never be able to film God Emperor
Villenueve says he has no intention to adapt anything after Messiah
WB will be tho. they'll force him to set up more story beats
just fill it up with DEI sideplots and new cool diverse characters
>The books are filled with genderfluid shapeshifters, mutant fish people, sex witches, muslims, midgets, morbidly obese homosexual sadists, and more.
>One of the most important members of Fremen society must be made into a black woman of no note.
I'll never understand it.
Will we ever get it bros...
Consider this: do you think anyone would be able to pull it off?
As much as I respect the balls on Syfy for even attempting to adapt the first three books they still aren't aren't good adaptations (particularly Messiah and Children). They work as stories, heck, I even thing they are good on their own and liked them, but the still leave stuff out or change quite a bit. And this were people that clearly loved Dune. Imagine a soulless cashgrab mandated by a studio. I'd rather have nothing at all.
I'VE SEEN THAT RUNNING STYLE BEFORE
I am literally covered in sand trout, bros.
bro take a shower
They didn't even adapt Dune properly OP.
Muad'Anon has prophesized
I don't remember Alia doing anything worse in Children of Dune than what Paul had already done. She's just more open about her destructive side because she is not in control of herself. But by Dune books standards, she isn't really that evil and corrupt from what I remember.
Jason Momoa will be the main character of Villeneuve's Messiah.
Villenueve's Dune Part 2 is a nearly completely different story from what is in the book, so he'll probably just make up some new shit again.
Add long as zendeya has a staring role it will be keno
Her moment is past and Chani will be re-cast
It'll be about Chani's personal drama mostly.
Just basically 3 hours of Zendaya b***hing and moaning at Paul and everyone else and Irulan being a passive aggressive b***h about it lmoa.
It's gonna be a space drama for zoomer girls, ahaha, screencap this.
>You can't be Fremen! You're Outsiders! Only I'M a Fremen!!
>You can't be wonderful people; you're religious! I HATE RELIGION! But I love my culture! Except the religious part! YOU CAN'T LOVE MY RELIGION! THAT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!! I'm justified to hate you!
>I'm a minority teen woman with 100% rights and only I'M allowed to choose what's best for me!
>You can't lead my people to utopia! YOU butthole; you're a white male off-worlder!!!!!!!! THAT'S RACISM!
Denis VileN00b
> atheist Fremen
They'd be fed to Shai-hulud the same day they started that bullshit
>I have no fricking clue how they'll adapt this shit.
They'll have to pick...
...a weapon of choice.