>I have the power to save your wife my boy

>I have the power to save your wife my boy
Two hours after
>Well i'm sure that we will find a way to save her, you need to trust me
George...The writing George

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Space Satan lied and manipulated someone into a place where he had nowhere else to go
    How out of character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >out of character

      The only thing out of character is anakin not stabing him there and then

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin explicitly betrayed the jedi only because he tought that Palpatine was able to save his wife
        >When Palpatine tell him that he has no idea how to save her he doesn't even react and kneel like a b***h

        He had just helped kill Mace Windu. It's done. He's committed now. The Jedi are also already aware that Palpy is the dark lord. There is no going back.

        [...]
        [...]
        >Ummmmm sweety you don't get it he's evil so everybody around him being a moron and just going along with his braindead schemes is actually okay

        >It's braindead because... because I say it is!
        STFU moron. Maybe kys.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He had just helped kill Mace Windu. It's done. He's committed now. The Jedi are also already aware that Palpy is the dark lord. There is no going back.
          Yes, he killed Mr Black person only because he was affred that Windu would kill the only man in the galaxy who could save his wife
          Why he doesn't react when that same man tell him that he has absolutly no ideas how to save her?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he needs to follow Evil Monster Faces command to the word and not question him in the slightest or give him up because... he helped kill a guy absolutely no one except Monster Face saw him kill!
          Mental gymnastics. I know you're gonna come up with another moronic reason why it makes sense for him to act like that because you're commited now, but some part of you has to be able to see that you're not being honest with yourself and others here, Anakins actions make zero sense.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Anakin was starting to understand that it was his destiny to be a badass cyborg knight, so he needed to have all his limbs chopped off and his internal organs cooked, as soon as possible

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nailed it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Palpatine, the scheming lying senator who's secretly the dark lord of the Sith, lied to Anakin too
      >"this is bad writing!"
      Maybe you are a fricking idiot, OP?

      >Character literally called (in)sidious
      >somehow isn't honest to anyone

      >Ummmmm sweety you don't get it he's evil so everybody around him being a moron and just going along with his braindead schemes is actually okay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't help the jedis are a bunch of twats full of themselves and that he saw his mom die in his arms

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If only she had taken the fourth booster shot my young disciple
    umm based??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      yes star wars is trash and for manchildren.

      You are trash.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes star wars is trash and for manchildren.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palpatine, the scheming lying senator who's secretly the dark lord of the Sith, lied to Anakin too
    >"this is bad writing!"
    Maybe you are a fricking idiot, OP?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin explicitly betrayed the jedi only because he tought that Palpatine was able to save his wife
      >When Palpatine tell him that he has no idea how to save her he doesn't even react and kneel like a b***h

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin says he pledges himself to Palps teachings, Palps has him hooked by that point.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit, I didn't think about it like that. Well if he says he pledges himself to Palps teachings then that's okay, I guess

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anakin explicitly betrayed the jedi only because he tought that Palpatine was able to save his wife
        Anakin betrayed the Jedi because he had to hide the existence of his wife from them, and Palpatine was at least (pretending) to be on his side. The only reason he was with the Jedi to begin with was because of being adopted into their order, and since Qui-Gon was assassinated for the sole purpose of preventing Anakin from having an actual father figure and an intelligent teacher, Sidious got to him and only fed his character flaws for over 10 years, in a time where he would've been confused and conflicted even without outside influence

        The novel (which was entirely canon and vetted by George/ based on the movie script before israelitesney takeover for the record) also makes it blatantly clear that Darth Vader was already harboring thoughts of killing Sidious by the time he was on Mustafar, drunk on his dark side spree and finally feeling liberated from having to necessarily be beholden to anyone except Padme herself

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The novel (which was entirely canon and vetted by George/ based on the movie script before israelitesney takeover for the record) also makes it blatantly clear that Darth Vader was already harboring thoughts of killing Sidious by the time he was on Mustafar, drunk on his dark side spree and finally feeling liberated from having to necessarily be beholden to anyone except Padme herself
          And I'll add to this that you don't even need the novel for this, he literally explains it to Padme in an utopistic fervor about their future since he's so off the deep end and drunk on finally being free to enact his will on the world that has kept him psychologically and physically restrained for the majority of his life. Sidious selling Anakin snake oil was basically just giving him car keys that he was asking for while he was already drunk

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ROS novel is probably my favorite SW book and infortunatly it add almost nothing to Anakin's turn to the dark side, we just learn that he was pissed that he couldn't access the Temple's archives but nothing more

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we just learn that he was pissed that he couldn't access the Temple's archives but nothing more
            Yeah, he was just wanted to see if the Jedi had some sort of secret healing powers for pregnant women or whatever. Literally all he had to do tell her to take a bacta tank since that stuff can basically bring you back from near death in about 20 minutes. I don’t get why of all the possible plans he could’ve gone with, he went with the one that involved trusting his wife’s health in the hands of someone who has tried to kill her multiple time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he was just wanted to see if the Jedi had some sort of secret healing powers for pregnant women or whatever
              Ironically, they do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Space Satan lied and manipulated someone into a place where he had nowhere else to go
      How out of character

      >missing the point this hard
      You do like the prequels so I can’t even be mad.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, it's an evil wizard from a kids movie.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character literally called (in)sidious
    >somehow isn't honest to anyone

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m mean it’s still kind of a Anakins fault
    >has a nightmare one night about his wife
    >rather than telling her to just give birth in a Bacta tank or hospital he instead decides to side with space satan and become a sith
    >he sided with space satan because space satan told him a nonsensical story about how the sith discovered immortality but squandered it because they can only betray each other
    >despite the fact that space satan tells him that the sith don’t actually have any understanding of how to be save people from dying (the reason anakin even bothered to help space satan), anakin keeps following space satan
    >anakin kills all his friend and family because space satan told him to
    >wife outright tells anakin he’s scaring her by acting like a psychotic spazz
    >he gets pissy about this and kills her
    >mind you he did all of this because of a dream, a dream where his wife dies in child birth in a universe with magic healing goo and state of the art robotics.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that space satan tells him that the sith don’t actually have any understanding of how to be save people from dying (the reason anakin even bothered to help space satan), anakin keeps following space satan
      It's completely insane that Anakin didn't stab him instantly when he heard that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >despite the fact that space satan tells him that the sith don’t actually have any understanding of how to be save people from dying
        Palpatine claimed to Anakin that his master knew how to do it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          During their conversation in his office when he finaly tells Anakin that he's Sidious he explicitly declares that he has the power to save Padme

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then like 5 minutes later he says something along the lines, “we’ll actually I don’t know how to do it but if you go kill your friends and family one day we will find out how to save your wife.” Why does he keep trusting a man who is blatantly yanking his chain again and again? A man who is part of an order infamous for lies and deception and since its inception has done nothing but cause misery and pain to both its members and victims.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why does he keep trusting a man who is blatantly yanking his chain again and again?
            Anakin was alienated by the Jedi Council when he was denied the rank of Master and asked to spy on Sheev, a guy Anakin considered a mentor and friend.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well in that case he better immediately murder all jedi and multiple children.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and then palpatine admits that he has continually lied to him and has been putting his wife in danger for the past three years. Why should he be entrust the health and safety of his wife with a man who tried to murder said wife on numerous occasions? Hell even if he thinks the Jedi are evil because they didn’t give him a promotion, why should he trust the sith? He’s seen first hand with dooku that the with throw each other under the bus the second they spot an opportunity to. Why does he think the sith are going to be better when it’s been shown time and time again they all died miserable and alone, hated by everyone who once loved them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has been putting his wife in danger for the past three years
                lel I never even thought about that, Anakin totally brushed over the fact that Palpy had masterminded multiple assasination attempts on Padme

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhh how does killing children save my wife again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That...That....Well...That will increase...Your power...I think

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool it with the antisithmitism Darth

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The bad guy
    >lied?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is not that he lied, the problem is that Anakin doesn't even pretend to care when he hears that Palp has no idea how to save Padme

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prequel gays...
      >are too stupid to understand the point?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he must stand trial!
    >5 minutes later
    >murders multiple children

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So i just killed a good guy because i tought that you were able to teach me the power that i need to save my wife (from dying in my dream)
      >But ashhhhtually you don't have any ideas how to do it
      >And now you ask me to go kill some children?
      >Right

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never had a wife don't worry about it palpatine thanks though. I'm the Anakin that wasn't stupid enough to care about women. How was the Anakin that actually followed the Jedi code and never wasted time on stupid b****** don't worry Satan I'm actually a good apprentice

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