I hope this gets a sequel or a spinoff bros. It was pure kino.

I hope this gets a sequel or a spinoff bros. It was pure kino.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the rest of your thread.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this flick last night and wanted to make a thread about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you keep making this thread if you hate it so much?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never made a single one of these fricking threads, but OP is never going to assert that people aren't allowed to express negative opinions about woke shit, period. He has no fricking say in the matter. If you can't handle your garbage being criticized, then you know it's shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you spend a lot of time posting in them.

          takes five seconds to start a thread, takes all day to post in them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So does OP:

            Here's the rest of your thread.

            Two third of every damn one of these threads are him replying to himself and saying the same spergy shit.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is people deliberately saying a specific thing to get a reaction out of you.
              If you stopped losing your mind in response they would stop doing it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I'm on Cinemaphile like maybe three days a week usually. There are periods I go for months without ever posting, and when I come back I check the archive and it's the same story. This utter nutjob posts these threads whether I'm here or not. If I'm not he just spews the same autism at someone else. There are thousands of this exact same fricking thread in the archive.

                If he claims to be multiple people, this is a raid. If he claims he's doing it to "troll" someone, that's also off-topic. Any way you slice it, these garbage threads are spam. All made by one mindbroken sociopath with nothing to do 24 hours a day. All he can do is spew the same nonsense autism. Eventually, he'll get banned or snap. And then the board will be the better for having taken him down a peg. There's no negotiation on this. You are never going to fricking control the narrative or stop people from disagreeing with you, period.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, I'm on Cinemaphile like maybe three days a week usually. There are periods I go for months without ever posting,
                your constant image spam in these threads on both Cinemaphile and /tg/ suggest otherwise, sperg. and we know its you because of the file names.

                seek medical help. this isn't healthy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He does this on /tg/ too? Damn, what a loser

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah. and I bet if you started a thread on Cinemaphile he'd find his way over there too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying this isn't connected to the german/belgian who makes the frasier threads
                >implying this isn't connected to the "i'm drunk right now" flight spammer
                >implying this isn't connected to the titanic spam (now switched to forrest gump spam)
                >implying this isn't connected to the lower decks spam that destroyed /trek/
                >implying this isn't connected to the indian group that made south park threads with completely random quotes
                >implying this isn't connected to the failed tulsa king memes
                >implying we don't know exactly who this is

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >both Cinemaphile and /tg/
                I haven't been on /tg/ in months you fricking moron lmfao. The file names are all saved in the archive. You're hilariously obtuse if you think it's all one guy posting them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only person you're fooling is yourself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well he does this for 30-40+ hours at a time. It's believable he genuinely doesn't know hes making all those posts due to fatigue induced delirium.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's believable he genuinely doesn't know hes making all those posts due to fatigue induced delirium.

                fricking kek

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have never once posted any thread I post in these on /tg/. This is the last time I went to /tg/, to confirm they hated this movie. They do. The general sentiment is always like this. Or was, I'm guessing you've been falseflagging or some other profoundly autistic nonsense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he posts on /tg/ as well
                Christ, and I thought the regular autists in the wargaming threads were bad.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seek medical help. this isn't healthy.
                You mean making the same thread over and over 24 hours a day and spamming the same shit? Of course not. It's autism. You are the most autistic person I have ever seen, mixed with something else. The gaslighting, the compulsive lying, the obsession. I'd say you have oppositional defiant disorder. Maybe borderline since you have the maturity of a five year old.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spamming the same shit
                Like you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You make the same thread you'll get the same replies.

                Make a different thread if you want different replies dipshit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit you spam?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. None of your moronic homosexualry has worked yet. Spamming about "brown people" spamming "schizo" concerntrolling, all this "fat dragon" autism saying "It's time to stop" keeping track of how long you've been spamming these threads non-stop. The only way for you to "make it stop" as you keep begging on hands and knees for is for you to stop spamming this garbage. That's it. You continue, the people bullying you continue. That's all there is to it. This is just your life now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >None of your moronic homosexualry has worked yet
                in your mind what exactly do you think he's trying to do, other than talk about a movie he likes?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                OP is a mentally ill troony who flies into a rage whenever someone criticizes anything woke. That's all this is. This is someone with severe mental autism trying to assert that only what he believes is allowed to be posted who believes if he just insults "anonymous" enough then he'll get his way and he'll get to spam his garbage without limitation and no one will be able to dispute his narrative.

                Think for a moment. Every one of these threads goes the same way. He just spams for the first third of the thread, then the angrier he gets the more the repetitive personal attacks start popping up. The weird race shit and the "schizo" spamming. Then the concerntrolling and "It's not me" now his cope for this obsessive spam is "I am trying to troll a stranger online." but something happens basically every thread. At a certain point in every single thread he has a breakdown that this same autism STILL hasn't worked and he starts demanding "anonymous" kill himself. Starts demanding he dox himself. He spirals and gets insanely agressively autistic. This is still to my mind the most unhinged example.

                If someone was enjoying this, and it was all an elaborate troll, then why the threats? Why the demands for death? Why the outright refusal to get into situations that would allow him to "dox" the person he's obsessed with, but if he's full of shit would expose him as one psychotic homosexual?

                It's obvious to everyone OP. You're legitimately sick. I feel sorry for your parents.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >OP is a mentally ill troony who flies into a rage whenever someone criticizes anything woke.
                I've seen no evidence of this.

                you on the other hand are really hammering out the WORDSWORDSWORDS in an autistic fit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've seen no evidence of this.
                Spamming the same thread over and over for like a year multiple times a day because you're triggered someone didn't like it is more than enough evidence. Every thread plays out the same way OP.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every thread plays out the same way OP.
                I'm not the OP

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every thread plays out the same way
                Have you considered that's because you show up in every single one and spam them with your dumb images?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever considered the reason people keep making these threads is you?

                Have you ever considered that D&D bombed because no one likes nogs and everything woke fails?

                I don't care about your autistic justificatioon of "JUST LET ME WIN and it'll stop. You''re MAKING ME spam the same thread over and over!" I spelled it out already moron. There have been multiple months I haven't posted on Cinemaphile, and OP STILL spams these autistic threads. He's going to continue whether I'm here or not. The difference is, if I'm here he gets triggered. And that's what he deserves for thinking he can gaslight everyone, control the narrative and lie forever.

                Anyway, b***h already admitted he's one homosexual. Won't go to pol or discord. He's all alone. One deranged homosexual with no friends or support. Sad really.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep wanting to go to discord? Discord is for homosexuals. Do you actually have a discord account? Are you a troony?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                More b***hing out like a homosexual. More excuses because you're terrified of being exposed. Ashamed of who and what you are. A powerless mentally ill little troony butthurt a woke movie bombed. You will cry about it in thread after thread forever, sperging about "schizos" and "brown people" until something happens which prevents you from doing it anymore, because you're autistic. You don't have the ability to stop yourself at this point. You're literally here forever.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So do you have a discord account, thus verifying that you are in fact a troony? Because you haven't denied it; in fact you keep asking for an invite to a server.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone who has discord is a troony.

                Autistic argument and autistic cope. Thank you for admitting you're one troony homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a discord account, because I'm not a troony, but you haven't denied it. In fact, you're outright admitting that you have a discord account and are a troony.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See? Second stage, aggressive repetition. This garden variety can't help it.

                Show me a study backing up your autistic assertion that every single user of discord is a troony. Oh right, there's no such thing. You're just going to repeat this for like 50 posts until you get more pissed off it hasn't had the effect you want and then the demands for death begin as your seethe sets in. I wonder. Do you hit yourself in the head or screech like a monkey? I know some low-functioning autists do that.

                Really pisses off nothing you've tried has worked and nothing ever will doesn't it? You can't handle not being in control lol. Sad. Well, you b***hing out about discord is you conceding you're one homosexual. There is no group. You have no friends.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a whole lot of words defending a troony platform like discord. Must've struck a real nerve. Are you going to complain to your fellow trannies in your troony server?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're one homosexual and you b***hed out because you have no friends and no one agrees with you. You b***hed out. You're a cowardly little homosexual lolol. You're a cowardly little homosexual b***h lolol. That's all I can think of you as from now on because you b***hed out hahahahaha.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I have a discord account and am a troony"
                We know, troony

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok man see ya in the next thread 🙂

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and everything woke fails?
                Barbie made a billion dollars

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Movie starring two white blonde people breaks the pattern
                Gee, what's different? Why did Captain Marvel make a billion but The Marvels bombed? Oh right, it added a muslim and a sheboon. Get rekt.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did Captain Marvel make a billion but The Marvels bombed?

                Captain Marvel came out at the height of Marvel hype and it was the last movie before Endgame. People watched it because they thought it was going to be important, not because they care about the character. Of course people aren't gonna see the sequel four years after Endgame when Marvel's popularity is lower than ever.

                Wait, why do I even bother explaining this? You're just gonna dismiss it with NOOOO IT'S LE WOKE and keep asking the question over and over in the next threads.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So then why did Ms Marvel bomb? It's the least watched show on Disney+ ever. This is too consistent a pattern for you to handwave it away. 99% of movies with blackwashing bomb.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, Marvel's popularity is dropping and people just don't care about these B list characters. Shame, because this was the one Marvel show I actually enjoyed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did this bomb? The Ninja Turtles have been consistently profitable for years, the games still sell really well so long as they portray the older versions of them. There's that new Beat 'em up that just released a DLC. How come that's successful with a white April O'Neal but this woke raceswap bombed? You can't cry waning popularity, and the only thing that's different is the race and design of this character. So why in the frick did it bomb, homosexual?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here, you probably have a point. I don't get triggered by blackwashing like you, but the artstyle is just ugly. Besides, TMNT just isn't that popular anymore.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TMNT just isn't that popular anymore.
                Wrong, there was this huge event in the comics a little while ago, I don't follow TMNT that much but a lot of the people I watch on youtube do, it was called "the last ronin" or something and that shit sold like hot cakes. Made a truckload of money. There's also the Cowabunga Collection of video games -bought a copy for my nephew- and that other beat 'em up I can't remember the name of. Shredder's Revenge I think. It's just specifically this version with black April that bombed.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for an answer on these:

                So why did this bomb moron? Let's go through the whole fricking list again homosexual.

                WHY DID THE MARVELS BOMB?

                Why did Batwoman bomb when they switched to a black actress? You're gonna keep getting slapped with reality bigot. EVERYONE fricking hates raceswaps and forced diversity you anti-white racist piece of shit.

                Why did The Green Knight, an Arthurian legend with a raceswapped main character bomb so completely and utterly? Reminder, referring to some other movie is you admitting you have no response to this one.

                So then why did Ms Marvel bomb? It's the least watched show on Disney+ ever. This is too consistent a pattern for you to handwave it away. 99% of movies with blackwashing bomb.

                Gets tiring being proven wrong over and over doesn't it homosexual? Awww, people hate your diversity autism. Why did this bomb?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does this have to do with the D&D movie? Please stay on topic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                D&D bombed for the same reason as all of those movies. ESG, DEI woke bullshit. People hate raceswaps, forced diversity and male emasculation. By examining the overwhelming proof this is a pattern , we can come to better understand why D&D bombed and there is zero hope for a sequel.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please try to stay on topic, so anyway, the fat dragon AND the portal staff were absolute KINO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about the simulacrum? My whole theater burst into laughter at that bit!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See:

                D&D bombed for the same reason as all of those movies. ESG, DEI woke bullshit. People hate raceswaps, forced diversity and male emasculation. By examining the overwhelming proof this is a pattern , we can come to better understand why D&D bombed and there is zero hope for a sequel.

                It is on topic. The other topic is you being an autistic spammer.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Have you ever considered that D&D bombed because no one likes nogs and everything woke fails?

                No, I haven't considered that, because it would be ridiculous. Most people don't have a problem with "nogs" in movies. That's only you and your buddies at /misc/ and you're a very tiny portion of the population.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why did this bomb moron? Let's go through the whole fricking list again homosexual.

                WHY DID THE MARVELS BOMB?

                Why did Batwoman bomb when they switched to a black actress? You're gonna keep getting slapped with reality bigot. EVERYONE fricking hates raceswaps and forced diversity you anti-white racist piece of shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This thread is about the latest D&D movie. Please stay on topic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did The Green Knight, an Arthurian legend with a raceswapped main character bomb so completely and utterly? Reminder, referring to some other movie is you admitting you have no response to this one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever considered the reason people keep making these threads is you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey man if you didn't like the movie thats OK. This thread is for those of us that did.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result
                Is that why you keep spamming the same images over and over?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I'm getting the result I want. Triggering a butthurt wokegay who simply can't accept his wokeshit bombed and there will be no franchise and his garbage is dead forever.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit you are spamming?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Triggering a butthurt wokegay
                people enjoying your autistic meltdown certainly isn't my definition of 'triggered'

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People
                So why won't you go to pol then? No samegayging possible there. Why do you keep b***hING the frick out? Lmfao. Why don't you link to your epic discord server with all your friends you're all laughing at "anonymous" on so you can voice call and dox him?

                Because you're one person. One pathetic samegay homosexual and you know it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So why won't you go to pol then?
                because /misc/ is a den of morons even by Cinemaphile standards. no one with a brain goes there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. Pure copout cope. I'm not suggesting you interact with them, I'm suggesting you interact with the anon you so desperately want to troll in a thread there. There where neither of us can samegay. There where which country we live in will be shown by our flag.

                But you're a coward. You're a fricking coward. You're frightened, pathetic little b***h who knows you can't maintain your autistic lies there and that terrifies you. You're terrified of it being undeniable who and what you are. So you b***h out. Same deal with discord, there's no group. You're one person. You don't have any friends. No one shares your view.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're frightened, pathetic little b***h who knows you can't maintain your autistic lies
                what lies? who do you think you're talking to?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what lies?
                You refuse to post where you can't samegay. Where you can't go "That wasn't me" and deny your post history because threads have IDs.

                This is where you deny being OP. I'm talking directly to OP, I don't give a frick whether or not your specific post admits to being a samegay. It's obvious for everyone.

                OP b***hed out. OP won't go where he can't samegay. It's all one homosexual.

                IT'S ALL ONE homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You keep doing the same thing in every one of these threads and the threads haven't stopped. You are insane.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The result I want is OP to continue acting like the unhinged psychopath he is. That's what's happening. I'm never going away. Your only path here is failure.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you want to keep posting in these threads then? Is that why you keep bumping them even though you claim to hate this movie?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if it bombed or not it was still a good movie. Mission Impossible 7 bombed and I still enjoyed it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >over 24 hours a day and spamming the same shit
                you've been spamming the same shit for six months straight and seem unable to grasp the concept that more than one pertson can like a movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only one person can shit on a movie.
                >But it's multiple people all spamming threads with the exact same posts.

                You're going to have to pick a narrative that's consistent, moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only one person can shit on a movie.
                only one person has those files saved with those specific filenames

                you aren't fooling anyone.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm interesting.. but have you considered the dragon was fat and kino and people loved this movie?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My brother in Christ you've been posting for like 72 hours straight.
                It is time to stop.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Physician heal thyself.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I agree with them the fat dragon was kino and the movie was fun. Sorry you can't enjoy things, anon.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              what that the fat dragon was kino?

              it was.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >words words words
          the left can't meme

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP here, I made the thread because I watched the film before I went to bed last night and I enjoyed it. I'm sorry about your schizophrenia but if you're not going to discuss the film then kindly leave my thread

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right, total coincidence it's in the exact same format of every other fricking thread you've ever made, right? It's already confirmed there's no sequel moron, the movie bombed. Move on. Get a fricking life lol.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same format? Threads that I've made? This is the first thread that I've made about DnD wtf are you talking about

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh-huh. Remember: You b***hed out about going to pol so there couldn't be samegayging and your flag would be known. You b***hed out on the offer to debate you and aaaaaall your buddies on your discord group.

                And by backing down on both you confirmed you're a samegay. It's all one homosexual. All you do is lie so your denials are worthless.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely have no idea what the frick you're yapping about buddy. Just leave my thread about the DnD movie and seek help for whatever illness you have.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a totally different person.
                >Who posts the same shit I always do.
                >I'm totally not the spergy troll butthurt people don't like this movie.
                >But also, you're mentally ill. This is a normal healthy thing to say right off the bat to every single person you have a disagreement with and not incredibly telling.

                You're transparent as frick and you fool no one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your schizophrenic sperging is giving this film far more spotlight than any shill possibly could. Stop posting in them and they'll die immediately.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >P-please stop posting, it's all your fault! Please stop sh-SHITTING on this movie, it'll totally n-not succeed if you just LET ME WIIIIIIIN!"

                Eat shit moron lmfao, it already fricking bombed. They already confirmed there will be no sequel. What do you think could happen? "So on Cinemaphile it's become really divisive as some mentally ill person reposts threads and attacks people who insult the movie for nearly a year. Let's get everyone off their projects and make another because... insane people are an untapped market"? There is no win condition for the movie here. It's dead. I win no matter what happens forever lmfao.

                It's a good feeling. One OP will never experience.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter. Its a certified kino Cinemaphile classic. We love the movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And so does everybody else!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >loved by critics and cinema goers alike
                Any alleged underperformance at the box office is due to it simly being too high brow for the general populace.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And so does everybody else!

                >We
                You're one butthurt troony who b***hed out on talking somewhere you can't samegay because you're a coward and you know who and what you are, homosexual. If people loved it every thread you spam wouldn't be mostly people telling you to frick off and stop spamming. No one liked the film, that's why it bombed lmfao.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know he's mad when he starts throwing out the t-word.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's what you are though troon. Why would I pretend you were anything else?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it'll totally n-not succeed if you
                This doesn't even make sense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, but it's what the post I was replying to was claiming. Really moronic of them to suggest, huh?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you calling a moron lol
                you literally post in these threads 24/7 getting baited non-stop to the point where people are afraid you're going to die from exhaustion.

                You're mentally ill and delusional. That's not just a insult it's the truth. You're going to keep getting baited until people get bored

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pure projection.
                >you literally post in these threads 24/7
                Describing your own behavior. It's so hilarious, when a post triggers the frick out of you you reply to it multiple times. I really got your b***h ass seething. Did it finally click? Do you finally realize YOU WILL NEVER FRICKING WIN? There is nothing for you here but failure. Which I guess isn't so bad for you since failing is all you'll ever do in life, homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no you!
                Enjoy getting baited then moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're still sperging with this "baiting" nonsense while you get so triggered you beg for dox, beg anon to stop and pray for his death. You're in full

                The woke mob won.

                mental breakdown mode now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                can you stop bumping this thread please

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you come up with a schtick other than pretending you're so profoundly moronic you don't know what sage does, please?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the only one who is here constantly. The rest of us sleep and go to work.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no win condition for the movie here
                Ok, then why post in the threads if it's already dead. These threads reach bump limit after bump limit thanks to you feeling you need to say exactly the same shit over and over. It's pretty clear it's not working. You aren't "winning" anything. So why keep posting if you not posting would serve your cause better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people say it was fun because it was fun schizo

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat dragon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need a cum dragon next

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mod intervenes with

    [...]


    >doesn't put an end to the THREE THOUSAND SPAM POSTS made in the last 48 hours
    explain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talking about a movie we liked isn't "spam" you dipshit. Why don't you complain about the e-celeb and coomer threads instead of the one thread on this board that is about a film.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no we. There's no group that all spergs with the exact same fricking posts 200 times every single thread and then starts sperging about brown people for the last fifty. That's what you do in every fricking thread you piece of shit. You're not fooling a god damned soul.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        too busy keeping PARA calls out of the money
        i'm almost glad this schizo breakdown is staying up, it really alienates prospective parties to your desperately needed acquisition deal

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope DONNIE BRASCO GETS A SEQUEL; HEY FOGGETABOUTIT

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    same

    the fat dragon was kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was really fun

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard this was a lie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has been debunked

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so pathetic as to post the same thing over and over and over again. Get a life. You need to really touch grass, reconnect with your family, stop wasting your time obsessing over this. It's sad, honestly. When are you going to realize how much time you've wasted on this? When are you going to wake up? What are you going to do when you look back on all this time you've spent on this, only to get nothing in return? Imagine all the things you could be doing right now, but here you are, doing the same thing over and over and over again. This is just sad.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The paladin turned out to be the best character, though.

      >Constant emasculation of male characters
      The female lead literally gets cucked.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    chris pine's underrated. he was great in the outlaw king too.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >words words words
      both you and OP are Black personhomosexuals and should have a nice day immediately

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      asians aren't human

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you guys think is fun? Taking turns making the same thread to bait out some disabled brazilian furgay into replying all day? Kinda messed up.

    The movie was alright.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the movie wasn't shit then why did it bomb and lose the studio 100 million dollars?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you aren't autistic why do you obsess over a movie you don't like?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you aren't autistic, why does it trigger you so much that someone doesn't like something you do?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why does it trigger you so much that someone doesn't like something you do?
          it doesn't? I just find it funny how in denial you are about your own behaviour.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you aren't autistic, why does it trigger you so much that someone doesn't like something you do?

      Good movies bomb all the time. Dredd is one of the best films of the 2010s, and it was a massive bomb. Not that I'm saying D&D was that great, but the point remains.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, it's nice to have something that isn't stuffed with woke nonsense. Very wholesome film for the entire family to enjoy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fat dragon was kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha, yeah. That chonky boy was awesome.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've kept an eye on this thread since post count = 40.
    It was at 11 unique posters at that time.
    Since then, over 33 posts have been made, this thread only increased by 1 unique IP.
    Also, +1 to the unique IP (#13).

    What the frick are you doing, janitors?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way he's still going after nearly 60 hours. It's gotta be somebody impersonating him at this point.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    announcing a sage is a bannable offence.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explaining to your moronic ass what sage is isn't announcing it moron.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see such an active thread for a fun movie! Really enjoyed it with the wife and kids. Didn't have a lot of politics in it so the family loved it. The chunky dragon was pretty funny haha

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mods do your goddamn job

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    See? 100 posts, op takes a break. When he ges back he'll be more autistic and slightly more aggressive. It's the same shit every fricking thread. Around 250 it'll just be spamming the same stupid fricking insults like every fricking thread, butthurt because this movie bombed.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be bait. Nobody is this stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your post has to be bait, no one is as stupid as you.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18 posters
    You people are sick.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget: OP is a proud, self-proclaimed pedophile and a ricecel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I still don't know what you're on about. I don't appreciate you attempting to derail my thread

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fat dragon was funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a fun movie

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are about to have sex with your Sophia Lillis druid wife
    >she turns into a rat
    How do you even respond to this without sounding mad?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino fantasy movie, in my top 10 of this year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a lot of fun

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a fun movie, with a real cozy setting. I feel like if I was 15 years younger it would be a “bigger” movie for me, didn’t even mind the forced diversity and race mixing everywhere

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If race is the only thing that matters, why wasn't She-Hulk more popular? She's played by a white woman, so it should have been really popular like Captain Marvel, right? Or is it because she's green?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was extremely woke, anti-male feminist drivel and audiences rejected that. Hell, this is who wrote that slop. Woke shit consistently fails, you can only ever point to exceptions that prove the rule Flukes that managed to succeed due to outside factors. The only true success woke has had is Barbie, and that still has the asterisk of "two white blonde leads."

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the new spiderman with a black protag and trans flags everywhere? Why was that so successful?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no, that doesn't count because it's for children and had a smaller budget or something.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, we did this last thread. I don't care if you're the same person, it gets tiring refuting the same shit over and over without you making any genuine fricking progress. You haven't responded to these:

          Still waiting for an answer on these:
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Gets tiring being proven wrong over and over doesn't it homosexual? Awww, people hate your diversity autism. Why did this bomb?

          Why did The Green Knight, an Arthurian legend with a raceswapped main character bomb so completely and utterly? Reminder, referring to some other movie is you admitting you have no response to this one.

          So why did this bomb moron? Let's go through the whole fricking list again homosexual.

          WHY DID THE MARVELS BOMB?

          Why did Batwoman bomb when they switched to a black actress? You're gonna keep getting slapped with reality bigot. EVERYONE fricking hates raceswaps and forced diversity you anti-white racist piece of shit.

          I have dozens of others I haven't even posted yet. It's a consistent pattern. but being asked why they bombed and then saying "Here's an exception that didn't!" does not explain all the ones that didn't. If it fails 99 times then succeeds once that's a fluke, the 99 times are the pattern. Fricking duh only morons try to argue from extremes.

          To address it. Was it woke? Yes. Did it succeed? Marginally, it underperformed, BUT there's a bunch of asterisks.
          *The first movie was about Peter Parker, they built an audience with that.
          *It's a children's movie, they often don't even get to pick.
          *It's animated, to that's a much smaller budget to overcome.
          The Miles Morales standalone Spider-Man game bombed. It sold 60% less than the Peter Parker one.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember what else we did last thread? You not being able to explain why The Last of Us 2 was so successful.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmfao, you're admitting you're the same homosexual yet you're making the same arguments you already got blown the frick out on in the last thread. You're such a disingenuous piece of shit. I'll remind you how you were blown the frick out on TLOU2 last time.

              1. The first one was very successful and popular.
              2. The sequel was a bait and switch. People went in expecting more of the characters they loved.
              3. The resulting story is widely mocked and extremely divisive. "oh ho ho, but all my woke bankrupt outlets gave it le glowing reviews!" Worthless. If it was well received, how come this video: https://youtu.be/QCYMH-lp4oM?si=3ZoPGUHy5VNbdlAc

              Has nearly eight million views, and it absolutely EVISCERATES the game as complete and total shit, and yet the response is overwhelmingly in agreement? Do you have 8 million positive reviews? If not, you're blown the frick out on the response because that video in itself is 8 million negative reviews.

              So why did Forspoken get it's studio shut down after bombing so hard?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot about that one negative review with many views and likes. That settles it then. Everybody hates the game!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ignore points 1 and 2.
                >Sarcastically reply to point 3 without in any way refuting it.

                8 million people agree with that video. 8,000,000. Do you have that many positive reviews? No? Gtfo homosexual. Why did this result in Volition shutting down btw?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but let's put a pin in that for the moment and ask the really important question.
                How the hell did the dragon get so fat?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                points 1 and 2.
                reply to point 3 without in any way refuting it.

                So exactly what you're doing? When somebody answered why all those movies you posted bombed, he mentioned capeshit fatigue as one of the reasons, and you got pissed off because many of the movies weren't capeshit, even though he listed other reasons as well.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So exactly what you're doing?
                I love how every time you get called out you concede what you're doing is garbage and turn around and go "But but... no u?"

                When YOU posted that it was alll capeshit it was pointed out none of it was. You posted two other categories, one was "boomer stuff" the other was "direct to streaming". None of it was direct to streaming, none of it was boomer stuff. All three of your arguments were unrelated garbage that made absolutely no sense.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Captain Marvel was like that too. Weird how it still made a billion, huh?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We went over this though homosexual lol.

          Captain Marvel: white female lead. 1 billie.
          The Marvels: Add a fat muslim girl and a sheboon: 197mil.

          Literally lost 400mil per minority. OWNED.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why were people fine with all the woke stuff in Captain Marvel and not She-Hulk when both had white female leads? Not to mention how much of a b***h Brie was in interviews. Shouldn't it be a massive bomb?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting schizo fav scene for [seething intensifies] purpose.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was ok.
    The best thing was the portrait portal thing with the carriage.
    Everything else was pure meh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the guys in the graveyard, proper kneeslapper that one.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >151 / 33 / 27 / 2
    spam thread

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team ThemberCHAD anyone?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      aw lawd he comin

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting random webms to counter schizo propaganda against this movie.
    Go watch it, its a fun popcorn fantasy comedy and altready a Cinemaphile cult classic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team ThemberCHAD anyone?

      >Same exact webms every fricking thread
      Lmfao, but you're different people

      REMOVE THE (YOU) IF YOU ADMIT YOU ARE PHONEgay. You already b***hed out on posting somewere you can't samegay.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder schizo is angry bc he cant identify with a character if he doesnt looks exactly like him...basically he's like a roastie, lmao!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he cant identify with a character if he doesnt looks exactly like him
      But Themberchaud is literally in this movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the qrd on the person making these threads?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a homosexual. end of story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baiting out some schizo to spam for hours about how much he hates this movie and woke stuff

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Baiting
        Lmfao, says the homosexual who always starts angrily demanding dox, posted a facepic, threatened to kill pets, says you fantasize about this person's death and always end up sperging about brown people and schizos psychotically. That's not baiting, that's you having a breakdown because you get told over and over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced he's making them himself just so that he can dump his epic gotcha pictures.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually we're in with some masterplan for this lolcow

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The lolcow known as anonymous.
        >Reposting his autistic fantasy for death of the person he claims is entertaining him.

        See? This is the proof you're seething homosexual. If I see something that makes me laugh and I enjoy I don't go "Gosh! I hope I can MURDER this person! I just want to cause their death so fricking bad!!" That's something a seething, defeated asshurt troony like you does.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething mentally ill troony mind broking by woke movies bombing. That's why posting examples of woke shit that bombed sends him into an insanity spiral where starts making death threats and screeching the same random insults over and over.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you
    the schizo and these threads are important Cinemaphile artifacts

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you're friend with this cute demon...

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, did he fall asleep?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully...he has been active for like 3 days straight lol

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the schizo gave up again. Yet another victory for the D&D movie enjoyers.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The woke mob won.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woke mob
      Sanity mob

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the schizo gave up again. Yet another victory for the D&D movie enjoyers.

      Holy shit, did he fall asleep?

      Hopefully...he has been active for like 3 days straight lol

      this thread was fun

      >Went out to eat
      >had sex
      >had a long phone call.
      >come back
      >OMG IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR I WIN I WIN!

      Pure cringe lmfao. God you always fail over and over.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You caretaker came over to feed you and give you a sponge bath? lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Read "went out to dinner and had sex"
          >Have no frame of reference for normal human things.
          >moron brain reinterprets to include caretaker and spongebath since this is the limit of your experiences.

          Well at least you're being honest about what you are now you sick, sad frick.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You confirmed you are a bedridden brazilian in that other thread. We don't forget.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread was fun

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was soulless shit, you can't gaslight it into being good no matter how hard you try.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not gaslighting, even upon release it got good reviews from people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry you got filtered Anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Souless
      Full of soul actually, the directors are Dungeon Masters and you can feel it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it had soul they wouldn't have raceswapped everyone to fill diversity quotas. It's political ESGs soulless corporate slop and by saying you love it you confess you yourself have no soul and are devoid of human contace.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread still up
    yeah it's confirmed this place is an official DNC honeypot
    it's all spam and useless finally after 20 years

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat dragon fun movie.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    good movie ignore the morons

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely fun movie. I'm glad everyone on this board agrees it was pure kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely shit movie. I'm glad it bombed and everyone agreed you're a moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone
        You don't speak for me. I also thought it was kino.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't read what you're replying to thus confirming the consensus of the statement. Everyone agreed you're a moron. The movie bombed though, so I suppose most everyone agreed it's shit too. moronic nobodies like you liked it, but only a moron cares what a moron things.

          moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so upset that I liked the movie?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you upset it bombed and normal people hated it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care. Also, normal people liked it based on the reviews it got.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What you care about is irrelevant and only an autistic narcissist would mention it. Thank you for conceding you know you're wrong and repeating that you rely on worthless debunked reviews. Basically you admitting the movie is shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What you care about is irrelevant
                You're the one that brought up the film bombing as if I care. I really don't.
                >Thank you for conceding
                Conceding on what? I simply stated my opinion and you got assmad.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn't care you'd shut the frick up, but you do care. You're seething the movie bombed. You're seething the WORLD rejected this movie. You're seething no one liked it and that's objective fact and all you can do is spew autism on the internet like a blubbering little b***h.

                Awww, maybe if you post another webm NOPE IT'LL STILL BE A BOMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're seething that the movie bombed
                Nope. You're the only one bringing it up.
                >You're seething no one liked 'it and that's objective fact
                I don't care about that either, but the film did get good reviews.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Critics and audiences loved this movie, check any review site.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Americans being americans adapting an american game
    Oh no!

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The frick i care it bombed? I've no money invested in these companies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick do I care what you care about autist? I asked you WHY which you copped out on because you have no answer lmfao. homosexual. Told again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Due the fact you're a rambling moron i condemn you to another dose of Xenk. Try to use logic next time, schizo :3

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >condemn you to another dose of Xenk.
          You admit that nog homosexual is a punishment. BASED. Good job admitting the movie is shit and you're spamming a disgusting homosexual with homosexual sideshave in homosexual armor.

          gay.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            For us normals it's simply a badass paladin DM NPC, but i feel your pain...so have another dose.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You said "condemn". Your subconscious slipped up. You know he's shit. And you feel like the homosexual you are every time you post his gay ass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon Xenk is based for us normal people...i know for you is a curse and i love to torture you using him. Simple as that.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How did the dragon get so fat? You never have an answer for that lmfao.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Blah blah blah
    Boring

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your concession is accepted homosexual. Thank you for admitting you were wrong.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah I just checked it got great reviews. Wrong again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wrong again.
      You sure are! Glad you admitted to your frickup moron. BTW I just checked and you will never have sex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead and show me where it got bad reviews. You can't because everyone loved this movie.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >5ed
    Who fricking cares, play the edition you like the most, with your house rules, you schizo Black person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who fricking cares
      >I don't care
      >I don't care
      >Waaaaah, I'm a blubbering baby change my diaper

      You know what's so ironic about your whole "not caring" autism? NO ONE CARED TO SEE THE MOVIE SO IT BOMBED homosexual! OOOOOOH! You lose again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it was a success according to paramount execs even if box office was kinda a bomb. Maybe you should an hero? Asking for a friend.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So what? Lots of movies people like don't do well for a variety of reasons.

    The fact remains critics and audiences loved this movie. Cope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact remains critics and audiences loved this movie.
      "WhO cArEs?"

      Remember that dollop of pure moronation? WHO THE FRICK CARES if PAID critics say they love something homosexual? Are you a pathetic homosexual who can't think for yoursellf? Obviously the answer is yes.

      The real metric is "did it bomb or make money?" It BOMBED. No one liked it. None of your autism can change this. And you keep bringing up reviews because you're seething like a homosexual b***h that it BOMBED and you can do nothing to change this lmfao.

      If you didn't care you'd shut the frick up and get a life. But you do care. Show how much you care homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was fun. I liked it. Fat dragon.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >a film not doing well at the box office = people not enjoying the film

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is going on in this thread?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just observe the autism and enjoy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lolcow being trolled, hopefully we will kill him and stream in the process

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lolcow
        >hopefully we will kill him

        Oh, I see so you're a sociopath triggered my some anon who's bullying the frick out of you and you're seething but you don't want to admit it so you claim you're trolling someone, but if you were you wouldn't be hoping for their death.

        Lol, psychopaths are so silly!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We do it for teh lulz

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm enjoying myself.
            >BUT I WANT YOU TO DIIIIIIIIIEEE
            Lmfao, you fool no one you seething autist. If you were having fun you'd hope the "lolcow" lived forever. Such profound and total moronation.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Schizo is also a newbie
              Oh no...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not even trying to make sense anymore lmfao. You're just a tower of ESL seethe. Butthurt your woke shit BOMBED and you can do nothing about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FAT
      FUN
      DRAGON

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Whats wrong with being gay?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source of AIDs, degeneracy, bug chasers, invented gloryholes, rape kids, lots of things. Everything basically. Someone moronic enough to shill this movie might be moronic enough not to know that I guess.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what if they have AIDs, you are having sex with them right? Right anon?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No no, you fantasize about gaylord Xenk, remember? You desperately want to get pozzed, homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're on the wrong board, try

        [...]

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >invented gloryholes

        But they're based.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They created Grindr which became Tinder which has destroyed dating in the west.

          They literally spread disease and destroy civilizations. Literal fricking plagues.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm an incel and it's the gays fault!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you pothead moron, told you earlier I had sex while I was out. Did you? Lmfao, of course not. You'll die without ever having experienced a consensual human touch.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because you will never be European and you're also gay

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Schizo went completely rogue in his rambling nonsenses.
    Kinda kino.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy thirdie aura here. Doubt that a single white hand typed any of the above posts. You hate to see it.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, Themberchaud or the 600 pound bedbound schizo who spams these threads all day?

    My money is on fat dragon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come you're a fat autistic loser who was challenged to go somewhere neither of us could samegay and you b***hed out and cried like a homosexual? Lmfao.

      Coward b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat dragon for sure. He was kino

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread's nearing bump limit and wokegay's in a deathspiral.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brown

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, these two are brown. Why did their movie bomb?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lack of fat dragons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk you tell me shitskin

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But anon, my skin's white. Based you admit if it wasn't that would be an insult. Like this movie is an insult lmfao.

          Why'd this bomb btw?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            prove it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You still never posted that hand pic

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd Black Adam bomb?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't have any fat dragons in it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not because of that handsome young lad, that's for sure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, these two are brown. Why did their movie bomb?

      But anon, my skin's white. Based you admit if it wasn't that would be an insult. Like this movie is an insult lmfao.

      Why'd this bomb btw?

      So basically anytime a movie with brown people in it, no matter how tiny their roles, it's their fault?

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fun and LITTY romp for the whole family!

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're the only one who care about box office
    How you cant understand people can enjoy kino? Must be because you're not European and you never will.
    Reminder you will NEVER be European. NEVER.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, BUCK BROKEN!

      This seething, tiny Chinese man gets so fricking asspained whenever he's reminded he's CHINESE he reports it immediately lmfao, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm not even calling him anything but what he is. The little sperg going "OOOOOOOH YOU NO BE EUROPEAN!" is from fricking CHINA. You can't make this shit up. Asspained tiny chiney can't handle being reminded what he is.

      You're a little guy, huh? Average Chinese height is 5'6. You'll never be European. Enjoy dying in commie land homosexual.

      YOU GOT TRIGGERED BY REALITY, BLOWN THE FRICK OUT, SEETHING RICECEL SMACKED THE FRICK DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder you will never be European.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A CHINESE moron sperging a white man isn't European? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

          Why do you have such a tiny micropenis chinaman? You fricking FOLDED b***h. I made you SEETHE. You cried to the jannies b***h, you sobbed like the beaten fricking b***h you are.

          And they deemed you so pathetic they said NO. You just keep stacking L's homosexual. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie with one black side character in it bombs
    >IT MUST BE HIS FAULT, PEOPLE HATE NOGS!!!!
    >movie full of black characters is hugely successful
    >NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black side character

      If you mean "strange world" it features gay interracial romance and there's multiple brown and black uggos central to the cast. Parents wouldn't let their kids be exposed to gay shit, it bombed spectacularly.

      As for Black Panther, why do you keep pretending you forgot about this homosexual? This isn't success, this is black millionaires buying theaters to pretend it is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Indiana Jones would have been a success if these literally whos weren't in it?

        Yes, these two are brown. Why did their movie bomb?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huge L for you Hispanic brownie

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm sure no straight people ever molested their kids.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're gay chinaman, huh? The reality about gays and being reminded you're Chinese triggered you to file false reports. FOLDED. You b***hed the frick OUT. If you were "milking a lolcow" why could you false report? Lmfao, seething chinese homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I'm Chinese now? Where did that come from? And yes, clearly I must be gay if I point out not only gays molest children. The logic just keeps on getting better and better.

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like schizoanon got a little too politcal for Cinemaphile and got given a timeout. Now we can dicuss this movie in peace.

    Personally thought the simulacrum scene was absolutely hilarious! Chris Pine is really underrated.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah the paladin guy made me roflcopter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO, YOU FOLDED. YOU ADMITTED DEFEAT. YOU BEGGED THE JANNIES FOR HELP.

      They found your autism without merit and I didn't even get warned. Just temporarily blocked and the images removed. Another L for you homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the important thing to remember is that you will never be European.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder schizo is a non-white, he likes to sperg about "European culture" in d&d threads.
    Have patience.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 just won game of the year! D&D enjoyers we just can't stop winning!

    Gonna watch the critically acclaimed Honor Among Thieves again to celebrate.

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paladin temporarily wrecks everyone' shit.
    Sorry Bros, I'm too powerful to help you any further though! Good luck!

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my dice, fellow adventurers! I just had the most epic time watching the new Dungeons & Dragons movie, and let me tell you, it's a critical hit of fun and excitement! I went into the theater with high hopes, and I emerged with a heart full of joy and a big, goofy grin on my face.

    First things first, let's talk about the star of the show: the fat dragon! I never thought I'd say this, but this dragon is not only fat but also fabulously fantastic. From the moment it graced the screen, I couldn't help but cheer for its chubby awesomeness. The CGI work on this majestic creature is top-notch, and the attention to detail is simply mind-blowing. The way it soared through the skies and belched fire with unbridled enthusiasm had me on the edge of my seat, rooting for the fluffiest and fiercest dragon in cinematic history. Forget slim and sleek, this dragon is the embodiment of pure, lovable power!

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting a random webm of this fun family comedy movie, everyone should watch, just to enrage schizo LMAO!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine holding this cute demon between your arms while saying something like
      >"Dont be afraid, everything will be ok..."
      AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        :3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked how they did magic in this film. it would have been easy to do the usual energy blast bullshit but they went the extra mile with spell effects (the arm wrestling competition being a stand out)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the arm wrestling competition being a stand out
        kino

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex with Sophia Lillis and the bald chick.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            SEXO with Sophia is quite banned but cute stuff are allowed.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              cute blow jobs from Sophia Lillis and the bald chick then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blowjobs from bald chick
                ok, whatever...
                >everything remotely sexo with Sophia
                NO

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched honor among thieves after seeing all this very spirited discussion on the topic.
    And it was indeed kino.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, he got banned?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A few of his posts got deleted and hes stopped for a while now. So yeah, probably.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my guess is for ban evasion since he mentioned being 'temporarily blocked'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be back. He always comes back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile let's post cute Doric

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          YES pls

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope you're happy, all the autist wanted to do was share his autistic noticing and look at what you did to him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jannys did him a favor, hes been at this for almost 3 days with no breaks. Hopefully he gets some rest and isn't still watching this thread and seething.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well, at least now he'll finally get some sleep after 60 hours.

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually do want a sequel involving that evil lich dude

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, so the people who bullied /ourautist/ off the board are waifu roleplaying third worlders?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, all of us combined

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Anon defeated schizo.
        Tomorrow is another day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have you know I live in the first world.

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the schizo already. When he's back I'm going to make a /tg/ thread too. I wondering how many consecutive days he'll stay at this.

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm it appears he stopped posting almost exactly when BG3 (a woke DnD game) won game of the year.

    It's entirely possible hes killed himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      hey let's make threads for the movie on Cinemaphile too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Mexico?

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