I... I get it now.

I... I get it now.

This completely pointless episode in my zombie show that has nothing to do with anything and could easily be skipped has shown me the error of my ways. I now realize that I should not be hating homosexualry being shoved down my throat at every turn. Why would I want to see the two main characters on their journey together, bonding, overcoming obstactles and fighting zombies when I needed to see two gays living out their perfect little gay fantasy. If only there was a second episode like this in this 9 episode season. Love is love.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you chuds ever get tires of losing? Losing and seething. Seething and losing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tired*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get tires when my current ones lose tread. So yes. I do get tires.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t hate homosexuals. I pity them. What drives a man to a lifestyle that knocks several decades off his life expectancy, exposes him to a host of STDs, causes permanent physical damage to the anus, and involves degrading oneself with hundreds of other men?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You seem awfully obsessed with having things brutally forced into your mouth.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they at least have actual gay actors for the uh accuracy?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not okay to be gay and your father was right about you.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditspacing right off bat
    go back

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finding connection and meaning in the apocalypse has totally nothing to do with the meaning of the last of us
    just say you hate homosexuals, you fricking moron. Also you lost.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate homosexuals because theyre actual bad people

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people who love other people are bad
        >I, who openly hate an entire group of people, am good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Sodomy is disgusting, homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know Spielberg was into this.

        Why are you subscribed to a gay newsletter?

        don't care. You still lost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly I didnt but keep being a hater, Im in love with my wife. Youll never feel real love and you wint ever stop hating me because you are a bad person.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Im
            >Youll
            >wint
            Go leave Ivan

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            who said I hated you lol, keep loving our wife, I dont care, good for you. I still hope your son turns out to be a gay too

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wont molest him so theres no chance of that happening, youre a bad person living with a heart that only knows hate. Vote republican next time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This has to be bait

                the billion threads about this as soon as it aired just exposed that you're all feeding them money and attention while complaining impotently

                >you're all feeding them money and attention while complaining impotently
                The chud playbook, in use since gamergate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im correct though. And you will always know it, and hate it, because homosexuals only know hate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did you win?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know Spielberg was into this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes a israelite, anything that degrades the society he parasites is good for him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you subscribed to a gay newsletter?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I remember homosexuals telling me to get help before I "hurt someone" because I said this was a shit stupid episode. As if people who internalized their trauma from being molested as children and turned it into their sexuality and identity (which they will spread by grooming children as if they're vampires) have any right to tell others to seek help. If they'd fixed their shit years ago we wouldn't have to deal with it or see awful tv episodes

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why would I want to see the two main characters
    Speaking of the two main characters, what does Cinemaphile think of those casting choices and their acting?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ellie is fricking terrible, the actress, her acting, the way she's written
      joel is somewhat alright, pedro just isn't very intimidating, not that it matters all that much because the character is also written like dogshit in the show, i remember laughing when he started crying about being a weak b***h with panic attacks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bella ramsey was unironically better than pedro lmoa

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flashback episode
    >didn't show either character's first sexual experience at age 7--9 with an older male

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    these gross hairy 50 year old dudes with beards and bad breath and stinky buttholes have made me... understand

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinly suprised how hard this episode broke Cinemaphile, not even only on this board, it felt like 1/3 of the internet lost its shit it was so funny back then.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be survivalist
    >entire life centered around surviving
    >still choose darwin award lifestyle
    Why do israelites insist on presenting everything as its polar opposite?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the billion threads about this as soon as it aired just exposed that you're all feeding them money and attention while complaining impotently

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad I wasn't here that day, but even days afterward it was glorious to watch the meltdown.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds still seething months after this aired
    MEDS. NOW.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still trying to forcefed abnormalities to normal people
      MEDS. NOW.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decorates his neighborhood as a beacon for gay love
    >leaves deadly traps working, even after he's gone
    based

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they aren't going to create a starving, crying baby in the zombie apocalypse, I guess.

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