I jerked off on the radiator

I jerked off on the radiator

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did one man manage to produce so many memes in his lifetime?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virtually every line that comes out of his mouth is comedic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got time to think good one-liners when you spend 20 years in the can

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His whole "it's an honor to be joined by men" diatribe cracks me up every single time, it's just such a zero to sixty rant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like all of the most memeable characters in that show, he was a giant man child and his vocabulary reflected that fact.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then he turned himself into a house, I shit you not. A full 2-story standalone single family residence. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens to the people inside the Phil-House if Phil transforms while they're inside him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mini houses, like barbie doll houses

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never shown on screen but it was mentioned that its similar to gay sex. Him being in his house form and allowing other men to enter him made him feel disgusted which is why he killed Vito because Vito reminded him too much of himself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vito gay
        holy filtered, it was just a joke combined with the pills he was taking

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was just a joke combined with the pills he was taking
          did you miss the entire subplot in the first season where they introduce Vito's twin brother Gino? Gino was gay but was framing Vito for everything which lead to Vito's death.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This would explain a lot, the weight loss, the teleportation during the jackie hit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was Big G’s revenge for Chrissy disrespecting the bakery

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          all vito is gay anons don't understand vito's dedication to comedy
          it's even transcended beyond the sopranos

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what's da madda? You don' like raviolis?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now, to be completely fair to him he did that for the benefit of some local charity.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU TWO'S STAND OVA THERE I'M GONNA BE A METAPHAAAA

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled cheeses are almost done, lads. Who wants one next?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lincoln log sandwich please

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldnt you just prefer to eat a room temperature cheese sandwich as opposed to a lightly warmed radiator "grilled" cheese sandwich?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ofc but that anon compromised. He’s a real man. AND NOT A homosexual ASS CORNHAULIN wiener SUCKA THAT MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FRICKIN DIE.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell ya a couple of three things: forget Ellen, forget Werner Herzog who cast me in his movie and never called me back, forget that wienersucker Pat Cooper.

    Robert De Niro has no respect for this thing. He's never made a mob movie, not really! He made a couple of flicks with scorsese. I'm embarrassed. He came to the restaurant once, and I grabbed his fat frickin' hand in friendship. I shouldn't have.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His family name was Leonardo, like the famous inventor, but when he came to America they thought he was moronic so they called him Leotardo.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    EY wienerSUCKER

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand... why is he like this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      UNCLE PHILLY

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >UNCLE FILL UP MY ASS
        what did house phil mean by this? was it a freudian slip?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE DON'T WANT YOUR FRICKING DRILLS

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotta go try and take a shit

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just the show in general and how petty the characters can get sometimes. It works beautifully.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sopranos was fun until the last season where everything is dreary and grey and miserable..

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I ate my hand. TWENTY FRICKIN YEARS.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Junior, Ralph, Tony B, and Phil all in one scene. The ball breaking and one liners would be insane. Junior would come out on top of course

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never understood the "i did 20 years" meme. ive watched a couple times i dont remember him saying it that much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He spent 20 years inside a can, eating cum and jacking off radiators and that’s all you got to say

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would have run out of oxygen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it sounds like he got fricked in the ass for 20 years duh

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How wuz Floriduh?
    >Hot and sticky like my bawls

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to frick a radiator. But i compromised.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borko memes finally made it here, it was only a matter of time, Cinemaphile has the same simplistic sense of humor

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to any sopranos video comment section on YouTube
    >it’s the same rehashed jokes over and over
    >20 years, shinebox, they should’ve done more with that character, those 2 black guys

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THATS RIGHT
    GO BACK TO HOGSMEAD MUDBLOOD

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >T I S S U E

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