I judge a person based on how they react to this.

I judge a person based on how they react to this.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did your dad react?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he trained to do anal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'll do any hole you want

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he'll do any hole you want
        Can I do his holes?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Can I do his holes?
          With that micropeen of yours? Sure, knock yourself out.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro what if instead of your dog living a happy life it died sad and alone waiting for you
    It was dishonest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you babbling about?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, i left my hometown and the dog with a friend
      returned 5 years later, i saw my old dog patches of fur gone, limping, covered in ticks, red eye with other strays around a mart
      that frick is no longer my friend
      dags can have lonely miserable lives waiting for you to return

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bender was annoying (but in character), Fry was a complete moron (but in character), and I hate how that one movie retconned the ending

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how your mom retconned DEEZE NUTS

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if a neighbors dog barks too much, zycolain and many other things in some food will help them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *xylitol aka fake sugar
      autocorrect. Anyway there’s many better things you can research on the internet to do the trick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder you will never be happy and someone should club you to death

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can understand where he's coming from.

        This episode made me cry in my youth but every day at 4am some mutt wakes me up. As a dog owner it's your responsibility to not be a c**t to every neighbor in earshot of your home.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          call the cops

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would you also poison your neighbor's babies because they cry?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you suggesting that a dog's life is equal in value to a human?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are about equally as nutritious.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lel

                Black person, i left my hometown and the dog with a friend
                returned 5 years later, i saw my old dog patches of fur gone, limping, covered in ticks, red eye with other strays around a mart
                that frick is no longer my friend
                dags can have lonely miserable lives waiting for you to return

                Is your dog okay now?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love animals but holy shit if your dog is outside and barking at 2am I am going to lose my shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      third world subhuman hahaha

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It turned me on when I imagined having sex with his dead smelly body before rigor mortis set in

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a GF who stone faced this scene and checked her insta, I instantly thought something was wrong with her.
    When I broke up with her she broke 4 of my windows at like 3 in the morning and started screaming rape in the street.
    >Lucky thing the shop across the road caught it all on cctv
    So I was right, never trust a woman who feels nothing from Fry's dog or Artax drowning

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never trust a woman
      Simple as

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luck of the Fryrish hit harder

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatched Futurama recently but skipped this episode cause it upsets me too much and it's incredibly sad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAA gay

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was sad, but not crying sad.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it would have been better without the music. It was just too on the nose and obviously trying to manipulate. If it was something a lot more subdued it would have been more impactful.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think of the movie whenever this scene comes on and I wonder what the frick the writers were thinking.
    Luck of the Fryish still gets me though.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is there porn of this dog yet

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