I used to eat an entire large hawaiin pizza to myself when I was 18, had no idea I was eating 2000+ calories in one sitting. And I would wonder why I felt so sleepy afterwards, I used to think there were some kind of sedative chemicals in that shit lol
homosexual pussy, no one is going to applaud you for your restraint. The fact of the matter is that you could still down a whole pizza and would enjoy doing so, but you're hamstrung by the social norms of doing so.
One time HR got us pizza for the office for after a quarterly meeting and it was just 3 pizzas for 12 people. I left the meeting early on some pretense and ate an entire pizza and went back to my cubicle and played Dig Dug for an hour.
A couple of people insinuated that I ate one of the pizzas by myself, but they had no proof. HR now orders 5-6 pizzas.
>I left the meeting early on some pretense and ate an entire pizza and went back to my cubicle and played Dig Dug for an hour. >A couple of people insinuated that I ate one of the pizzas by myself, but they had no proof.
A fat coworker, who was pretty much the ugliest motherfricker I have ever seen, told me once he was dieting, and one night he was about to grab his 8th slice of pizza, and I go 'weren't you on a diet or something?' and homie goes 'yeah, normally I have 15 or 16'
If, as we’ve previously established ITT, a pizza slice can easily be 150 cals, then that’s a 1,200 deficit right there. What, that’s not a good enough cut for you? Or is it REALLY that you’re too weak to handle the hunger pangs?
a) four seasons (pepperoni, jalapeno, pineapple and olive
b) the trinity (olive, capers, anchovies)
c) the yin yang (pineapple and olives)
d) the chosen one (just jalapeno)
I ate a pizza for dinner and I was still under my calorie deficit. A dominos or papa johns pizza can be like 2500, 3000 cals easily but shop bought ones tend to be around 1000 cals in my experience
I’m very sorry for that meltdown I had earlier. I’m just very extra defensive of my fellow Asperger’s havers.
it's actually crazy how many cals are in pizzas that look relatively small
Yes, a single slice of a 12 inch pepperoni pizza is 150-200 calories
I used to eat an entire large hawaiin pizza to myself when I was 18, had no idea I was eating 2000+ calories in one sitting. And I would wonder why I felt so sleepy afterwards, I used to think there were some kind of sedative chemicals in that shit lol
I too could eat a large one by myself when I was young, now in my 30s I'd struggle with a medium one.
homosexual pussy, no one is going to applaud you for your restraint. The fact of the matter is that you could still down a whole pizza and would enjoy doing so, but you're hamstrung by the social norms of doing so.
What the frick anon, I eat them by myself while I enjoy a kino I wish I could eat as much as before without feeling full.
A single slice of Domino's pizza is over 65 thousand calories , or enough energy to power all of France for 8 years.
I did that last night 🙂 and I think I'm gonna do it again tonight 🙂
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say?
How do you homies eat an entire pizza? I've never had more than 2 slices without being full.
>I've never had more than 2 slices without being full.
Two slices is still only like 500-600 calories. You better be eating more than that during the rest of the day.
1 slice is 450 calories buddy
Are you eating Costco pizzas? A typical large slice at a regular joint is about 275-285 for a pepperoni. Maybe a flat 250 for a cheese.
One time HR got us pizza for the office for after a quarterly meeting and it was just 3 pizzas for 12 people. I left the meeting early on some pretense and ate an entire pizza and went back to my cubicle and played Dig Dug for an hour.
A couple of people insinuated that I ate one of the pizzas by myself, but they had no proof. HR now orders 5-6 pizzas.
>I left the meeting early on some pretense and ate an entire pizza and went back to my cubicle and played Dig Dug for an hour.
>A couple of people insinuated that I ate one of the pizzas by myself, but they had no proof.
appetizer pizza
A fat coworker, who was pretty much the ugliest motherfricker I have ever seen, told me once he was dieting, and one night he was about to grab his 8th slice of pizza, and I go 'weren't you on a diet or something?' and homie goes 'yeah, normally I have 15 or 16'
I would have b***h slapped you with the pizza and eaten another slice because frick you, pretentious homosexual.
If, as we’ve previously established ITT, a pizza slice can easily be 150 cals, then that’s a 1,200 deficit right there. What, that’s not a good enough cut for you? Or is it REALLY that you’re too weak to handle the hunger pangs?
>w-what kind of pizza?
I ATE THE PIZZA
I'm fat right now
Lightweight
thats nothing. i can eat 4 sushi rolls (the westernized ones packed with sauces)
I can't believe how people can eat a whole pizza by themselves. I usually only eat half a pizza.
>Medium pizza
Can you talk to ghosts now
Underrated
For me it’s these options
a) four seasons (pepperoni, jalapeno, pineapple and olive
b) the trinity (olive, capers, anchovies)
c) the yin yang (pineapple and olives)
d) the chosen one (just jalapeno)
OR
e) idk some kind of bbq chicken
>not large
Go vomit it out and order another Anon
Just finished dinner bros 🙂
Made it for me and my gf and her little brothers
Looks like food, anon.
I see you're having your daily amount of brainwashing fluid with your dinner to keep you sedated and addicted.
Dayquil?
Huh?
I hope Cinemaphile jannies and mods get a lump of coal in their stocking for being worthless homosexuals.
I used to do that when I was a teenager, can't imagine doing it now
You pedo frick
now i'm hungry
dominos near me has a coupon to get two larges and an order of stuffed cheesy bread for less than that
thats pretty good but I ate a whole one of these
I ate a pizza for dinner and I was still under my calorie deficit. A dominos or papa johns pizza can be like 2500, 3000 cals easily but shop bought ones tend to be around 1000 cals in my experience