I just ate a whole medium pizza.

I just ate a whole medium pizza.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m very sorry for that meltdown I had earlier. I’m just very extra defensive of my fellow Asperger’s havers.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually crazy how many cals are in pizzas that look relatively small

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, a single slice of a 12 inch pepperoni pizza is 150-200 calories

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to eat an entire large hawaiin pizza to myself when I was 18, had no idea I was eating 2000+ calories in one sitting. And I would wonder why I felt so sleepy afterwards, I used to think there were some kind of sedative chemicals in that shit lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I too could eat a large one by myself when I was young, now in my 30s I'd struggle with a medium one.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual pussy, no one is going to applaud you for your restraint. The fact of the matter is that you could still down a whole pizza and would enjoy doing so, but you're hamstrung by the social norms of doing so.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick anon, I eat them by myself while I enjoy a kino I wish I could eat as much as before without feeling full.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A single slice of Domino's pizza is over 65 thousand calories , or enough energy to power all of France for 8 years.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did that last night 🙂 and I think I'm gonna do it again tonight 🙂

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you homies eat an entire pizza? I've never had more than 2 slices without being full.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've never had more than 2 slices without being full.

      Two slices is still only like 500-600 calories. You better be eating more than that during the rest of the day.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 slice is 450 calories buddy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you eating Costco pizzas? A typical large slice at a regular joint is about 275-285 for a pepperoni. Maybe a flat 250 for a cheese.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      One time HR got us pizza for the office for after a quarterly meeting and it was just 3 pizzas for 12 people. I left the meeting early on some pretense and ate an entire pizza and went back to my cubicle and played Dig Dug for an hour.
      A couple of people insinuated that I ate one of the pizzas by myself, but they had no proof. HR now orders 5-6 pizzas.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I left the meeting early on some pretense and ate an entire pizza and went back to my cubicle and played Dig Dug for an hour.
        >A couple of people insinuated that I ate one of the pizzas by myself, but they had no proof.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    appetizer pizza

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fat coworker, who was pretty much the ugliest motherfricker I have ever seen, told me once he was dieting, and one night he was about to grab his 8th slice of pizza, and I go 'weren't you on a diet or something?' and homie goes 'yeah, normally I have 15 or 16'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have b***h slapped you with the pizza and eaten another slice because frick you, pretentious homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If, as we’ve previously established ITT, a pizza slice can easily be 150 cals, then that’s a 1,200 deficit right there. What, that’s not a good enough cut for you? Or is it REALLY that you’re too weak to handle the hunger pangs?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >w-what kind of pizza?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ATE THE PIZZA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fat right now

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lightweight

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats nothing. i can eat 4 sushi rolls (the westernized ones packed with sauces)

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe how people can eat a whole pizza by themselves. I usually only eat half a pizza.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Medium pizza
    Can you talk to ghosts now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s these options

    a) four seasons (pepperoni, jalapeno, pineapple and olive
    b) the trinity (olive, capers, anchovies)
    c) the yin yang (pineapple and olives)
    d) the chosen one (just jalapeno)

    OR

    e) idk some kind of bbq chicken

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not large

    Go vomit it out and order another Anon

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished dinner bros 🙂
    Made it for me and my gf and her little brothers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like food, anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you're having your daily amount of brainwashing fluid with your dinner to keep you sedated and addicted.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dayquil?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Cinemaphile jannies and mods get a lump of coal in their stocking for being worthless homosexuals.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do that when I was a teenager, can't imagine doing it now

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You pedo frick

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    now i'm hungry

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dominos near me has a coupon to get two larges and an order of stuffed cheesy bread for less than that

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats pretty good but I ate a whole one of these

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a pizza for dinner and I was still under my calorie deficit. A dominos or papa johns pizza can be like 2500, 3000 cals easily but shop bought ones tend to be around 1000 cals in my experience

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