I just found out Oppenheimer is 3 hours long. Any movie longer than 2 hours and 10 minutes should be required to have an intermission so the audience can take a bathroom break. For frick's sake, do you really think your movie is so important that I should have to hold my piss in for an hour if I don't want to miss anything?
you will hold the piss and like it
Sit in the back row and discreetly pee into your soda cup like I do.
Maybe don't suck down 32 oz of coke and you won't have to piss every hour
I went to Dial of Destiny, had nothing to drink before I went to the theater, didn't drink anything while I was there, and I went to the bathroom before the movie started. I still felt like I had to take a piss like 15 or 20 minutes before the movie ended and I had to leave as soon as the credits started. I pissed like a racehorse, it felt like 2 minutes. I have no idea if it's because I had a lot to drink earlier in the day and it caught up with me or something like that, but the point is you can't plan on not having to pee for 2 and a half hours. The original three Indiana Jones movies were all right around 2 hours (except Raiders, which was only 1 hour 45 minutes). If your magnum opus blockbuster simply must be longer than 130 minutes they put an intermission in the middle so people can pee. Otherwise I'm just gonna have to go take a piss before it's over and if I miss something that makes the movie not make sense you as a filmmaker don't deserve any leniency, because you chose to put me in a spot where I was potentially going to have to miss part of the movie.
The pacing in Dial is horrid
you should've pissed and shit your seat dumbass
Just wait for movies to hit Disney+, gramps. You're putting yourself in danger by actually going to theaters.
I didn't actually want to watch the movie at all, I only went because it's been forever since I got to go to a movie with my brothers and for some reason they all agreed this was gonna be the one.
It's shit, don't even pirate it unless you absolutely have to have the closure of having seen it for yourself. It's just like all the other Nu-Lucasfilm movies and shows, they're just doing it to Indiana Jones this time.
Get checked for diabetes/prostate cancer and go on a keto diet or something.
Stay away from watermelon/similar fruits, beer and salt. Piss magnets.
I don't have to constantly piss, it's just that if I drink a lot of water or diet soda I don't know when it's all going to come back out. It's summer so I've been thirstier.
Pissing and feeling like you have to pee after 20 min is a clear sign of prostate cancer dude.
If you are afraid of a finger up your ass, they can take a blood test which is not as accurate but accurate enough.
I have no problem going 2 hours or longer without needing to pee. The problem is the "or longer" part is less predictably consistent. I can sit down and draw or play video games for three hours and not even have to think about using the bathroom, but usually there's no reason I have to wait. The only time I ever seem to have a problem is long movies at the theater.
3 to 4 hours between having to pee is the normal "minimum" unless you drink a lot. Do you eat a lot of salt? That might also be a culprit.
You can absolutely "plan" to not pee for 4 hours if you are healthy. Check yourself for diabetes and prostate cancer. It's simple and shouldn't be expensive - and something you should do anyways on the regular. Blood test if you are young, finger up the ass if you are old.
> I went to Dial of Destiny
Stopped reading there
I would not have watched it if it wasn't because I wanted to spend time with my family. That is literally the only reason I went. I wasn't even going to pirate it, and I would say don't watch it at all unless you get your jollies tearing apart shit or torturing your brain.
Or, suck down a 32oz Coke and then piss in the empty bottle
>3 hour propaganda film to re-enforce the nuke lie in an age of increasing doubt
>Cinemaphileiggers will unquestioningly go to see it, they only problem is how to relieve themselves without missing any of the glorious brainwashing
NGMI.
> propaganda film to re-enforce the nuke lie in an age of increasing doubt
Are you that Schizo that thinks nukes are fake?
read this book instead of watching this propaganda and cease your ignorance
>written by a nip
That's how you know the veracity of the book
People of East Asian origin are objectively more intelligent than White Americans
That's not a correct logical point. Asian Americans are more recent immigrants (per capita), so would have more motivated people than whites that have been here (on average) over a century.
Take for instance, Indian Americans. Are Indian Americans a good cross section of ALL Indians? No they would not.
Yeah now do that on every other Asian group.
>white americans
Damn. Look at how big and imposing the American is compared to the scrawny eurocuck
Yes, I was not being sarcastic.
I trust someone who's country got humiliated into a shadow of its former self any day over the israelites who supposedely did nuke said country, any day.
The fact that it was written by someone from the country itself adds credibility.
Then how’d did a large chunk of Hiroshima and Nagasaki get reduced to rubble in a matter of seconds? And why did a good number of the survivors get cancer and radiation poisoning?
Someone here says they used 6 tons of TNT. I'm not a physicist but I am pretty sure 6 tons of TNT is not anywhere near enough to blow up a city.
you should read this as well
Grapes are a cure for cancer.
Yes but only if you're an attractive woman, if you're a man just frick off and shut up and don't go to the movies, I just want to see womeme squirm around and piss themselves because they can't tear themselves away from the riveting terror of Oppenheimer as he realizes the bomb has exploded.
I agree that they should bring back intermissions, audiences at movies have become unbearable after the pandemic, it feels like everyone fricking forgot how to behave and if you go watch something longer than 2 hours people start getting impatient and acting like monkeys, talking and laughing throughout or on their phones with the screens at full brightness. Intermissions would at least help bring some order back when dealing with ADD shitheads at movie theaters
Ever since i got sick I've had to bring a small non transparent jug with me. I only select seats and showings where i can be away from others so i don't bother anyone. I try to be as discreet as possible and i am the last one to leave so that i can put it in the trash collection without being seen. Don't want to leave it for one of the workers to pick up, they have it hard enough already. Once you get used to it it just becomes one of those routines
I bin any movie longer than 90 minutes. If you can't make your point in 90 minutes just frick off. You're not entitled to my free time, stop taking the piss. I have other shit to do.
how much did he pay einstein to come out of retirement for this film?
He promised him kilotons of Aryan blood
Keanu Reeves met Albert Einstein when he was a kid or something and told him he could be a great actor someday
that kid's name? Albert Einstein
Keanu Reeves is a horrible actor that only works in movies like The Matrix or John Wick where he is not supposed to "act out" or appear normal. He is great in those movies though (not the last where he actually tries to act like a normal human).
American moment.
>Any movie longer than 2 hours and 10 minutes should be required to have an intermission so the audience can take a bathroom break.
Titanic is 3 hours and this board was full of posts about it recently
no one complained about it being 3 hours long
maybe movies should be required to actually be good so you don't give a shit how long it is
ORLY
guess ill never watch it then
I was busting to go around the third act of The Batman
3 hours? I will now not watch you not-kino. Learn to edit, fricker. Shakespeare said more in a sonnet than any 3 hour not-kino ever will. Titanic was also too long, btw
>Titanic
morbid how they managed to sell a literal assassination with collateral damage as this grand movie by adding a love story to it
>not pissing and shitting your pants like an absolute chad.